Containment CWC shitposting containment thread - AKA CWCPosting

[human trash]

my balls

 

[FlagOfBarbados]

So how does it taste?

It's a delightful taste sensation.

 

[TiggerNits]

I really hope Wang, KingConraJFS and The Rabbit Hole all do videos on this shit because all three have potential to have some hysterical shit for different reasons

 

[RageCageChamp19]

From what I've heard, prison food is better than school cafeteria lunch or MREs.
He will get used to it but he will lose weight.

 

[CWC-Sands]

From what I've heard, prison food is better than school cafeteria lunch or MREs.
He will get used to it but he will lose weight.

It's not likely to be good, based on the prisons Yelp reviews, Chris will likely be enjoying the same "possum pussy" meal as the other prisoners who can't afford commission

 

[Coelacanth]

We've actually gone back to the days of people making threads over the most trivial, mundane things that wouldn't even be important in other lolcow threads. This truly is one of the most impactful sagas in Christory.

But yeah I imagine Chris will not eat at first, fold his arms and turn his nose up in a petty attempt to rebel before his gut gets the best of him.

 

[Roger Whore]

Hot dog.

 

[I am vomit]

But then he'd just eat the chainsaw.

And we don't consider that a win?

 

[BurningPewter]

Chris is going to Women's/Men's Prison
He is getting away with it/getting a long sentence
he is going to a luxury cell with plush gaming chair and every console/getting thrown into Bubba's rape pit

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

From what I've heard, prison food is better than school cafeteria lunch or MREs.
He will get used to it but he will lose weight.

Depends on the school, depends on the MREs, depends on the prison. A lot of American prisons serve food that's cold or expired or crawling with maggots, but some put more money into it.

(Incidentally, France apparently has really good MREs, while Japan's got pretty good prison food.)

 

[Doomguy246]

Question that doesn't deserve it's own thread: Did Chris get Vaxxed?

 

[xX Puss Slayer Xx]

Question that doesn't deserve it's own thread: Did Chris get Vaxxed?

nah nigga he already had autism they had no reason to give him double autism

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Chris licked then slid two fingers into the already spit-lubed hole as Barbara lay back on the couch, eyes glazed over. The old woman let out a low groan. "Hmmyeah, you like that, love?" said Chris, his fake falsetto quivering with excitement. He continued gently thrusting his fingers in and out, only barely, until he finally drove them just a bit further. Barb tensed up. "Christian, s'that you?" Chris stayed silent. Barb pressed again "Chris..?"

"I'm here, Barbara Anne" replied Chris softly in the most angelic voice he could muster. "Please, no, stop, Christian..." Barbara sounded close to tears. "Alright we'll stop for now." Chris withdrew then licked his fingers clean. "You doing okaaay, Barbara?" Barbara remained silent. "Okay, that's enough finger-play, we can just talk or..." Chris sentence tapered off as he stood over Barb, who lay there, eyes closed, head turned to the side as if trying to distance herself from the looming shadow hovering above her.

"Okay, maybe we could try some..." Chris trailed off again as he very gently pulled Barbs legs apart some more, just enough for him to squeeze his hips between. Barbara remained still and almost silent, but muttered something very quietly about Bob. Chris pulled his bent cock out from his tight MLP girls panties. He pressed the head of it against her pelvis, just above the hole he had been interfering with and stopped, gauging her reaction. Still nothing. With that, he drove just the tip of his prick inside her, again stopping to see. Barb breathed in heavily, then exhaled, the noise sounding like a death rattle. Chris drove his cock in just a bit deeper until Barbara wrenched back, with a hollow but forceful "NO!".

Chris got up, a sly smirk on his face. "Okay, dear. You did much better. We can try again in a few days, mmmkay?" He walked to the door, then turned back. "I love you Mommy." Barbara didn't respond.

Wasnt this posted in another thread?

This picture really hasnt aged well.

 

[Baphomet_Chan]

Someone is confronting Slaanesh about this.

 

[Mullti Port RDRAM]

Something is starting today
Where did he go why you want it to be?
Well you know, JUUUULLLLLAY has come
When it's gone away.

I see Chris stubbornly refusing to eat due to his pride/delusions of Grandeur (that will swiftly be challenged)
....do prisoners have meal plans?

I'm sure if he doesn't like the first one they'll shove nutraloaf down his gullet. Nothing in Virginia law requires a hearing or prior action to be put on it. I could be wrong.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Question that doesn't deserve it's own thread: Did Chris get Vaxxed?

You're late, but yes he and Barb did and he laminated their cards.

 

[Lame Entropy]

 

[Morally Reprehensive]

There’s only one lawyer who can get Chris out of this.

Unfortunately, the contest was rigged against autistic people. Sigh.

 

[Muu]

https://youtu.be/balitii8_Xg

Been thinking about this sketch alot.
"Your going away for a long time buddy boy"
im a goddess and the merge is happening
"I sentence you to two months in prison without bail"
I'm famous on the internet
"So...two months how's it feel?."
hmm yeah, where's my toys (stress sighs)

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]