CWC-skulled

[soIregistered]

How long before direct2sex himself, OPL discovers this:

http://mashable.com/2013/08/23/pure/?ut ... -main-link

 

[Thetan]

How long before direct2sex himself, OPL discovers this:

http://mashable.com/2013/08/23/pure/?ut ... -main-link

I thought that this might look promising for Chris, until I saw that the app had an option to add photos. That will be the deal breaker right there (unless Chris gets smart and uploads someone else's photos).

 

[Picklepower]

Clearly he just needs a billboard in Times Square, then da ladies would come running to him! Clearly the right lady just isn't aware of him.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

How long before direct2sex himself, OPL discovers this:

http://mashable.com/2013/08/23/pure/?ut ... -main-link

I thought that this might look promising for Chris, until I saw that the app had an option to add photos. That will be the deal breaker right there (unless Chris gets smart and uploads someone else's photos).

Well to be successfull and get a hook-up they will have to meet face to face sooner or later. Just imagine how that conversation would go...

 

[LordCustos3]

How long before direct2sex himself, OPL discovers this:

http://mashable.com/2013/08/23/pure/?ut ... -main-link

I thought that this might look promising for Chris, until I saw that the app had an option to add photos. That will be the deal breaker right there (unless Chris gets smart and uploads someone else's photos).

Well to be successfull and get a hook-up they will have to meet face to face sooner or later. Just imagine how that conversation would go...

Girl: "Oh My Gawd....what is that smell!?"
Chris: "Hmmm. Yeah. I had a bit of n assident....in mah pants...."
Girl: "Gah! I am sooooo out of here."

THAT is how it would both begin and end.

 

[Hitler]

Exactly. Chris's mind is reset every day. Yesterday was just bad luck, but today, TODAY is the day. To figure out a new plan of action and implement it is simply too stressful for him. He has, in his mind, a perfect plan that should logically work were it not for the JERKS and the women being distracted by shopping or whatever.
Chris just wants to sit back, stuff his belly with McDonalds and wait for women to approach him. Anything else is too complicated/risky/expensive.

Made me think of this

 

[Mobin Salahari]

assident

I see what you did there.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I haven't heard anything about a sign in a very long time. Does he still do it?

He stopped for a long time, but as you can see, he's at his wit's end. I don't remember what public mentions there are about it, but he has been considering bringing back the sign, at least. He might already be doing it.

Last we heard was some sort of election-style sign on his lawn. Cause, y'know, a neighborhood full of retirees and middle aged couples is a pussy goldmine. That said this new development that it may be back is amazing.

Christian Weston Chandler has one of the thickest skulls in the world.

Thursday, 21 March 2013

Once again, I am feeling distraught and lonely at McD. Damn It! I am tired of being single.

Hell, I'd send out a public make-out invite to all women in C-Ville on Facebook, if I was not wise of the damn Trolls, and other bad people.

Only thing stopping him from making a sign reading "Make out with me please" are the trolls from years ago. Shine on you autistic diamond. Shine on.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

autistic diamond

New forum rank!

 

[BillRiley]

I haven't heard anything about a sign in a very long time. Does he still do it?

He stopped for a long time, but as you can see, he's at his wit's end. I don't remember what public mentions there are about it, but he has been considering bringing back the sign, at least. He might already be doing it.

Last we heard was some sort of election-style sign on his lawn. Cause, y'know, a neighborhood full of retirees and middle aged couples is a pussy goldmine. That said this new development that it may be back is amazing.

Wait, whut? When did that happen? And why weren't the robot pickle cameras dispatched immediately?

Christian Weston Chandler has one of the thickest skulls in the world.

Thursday, 21 March 2013

Once again, I am feeling distraught and lonely at McD. Damn It! I am tired of being single.

Hell, I'd send out a public make-out invite to all women in C-Ville on Facebook, if I was not wise of the damn Trolls, and other bad people.

Only thing stopping him from making a sign reading "Make out with me please" are the trolls from years ago. Shine on you autistic diamond. Shine on.

Maybe he just needs an upgrade. Say, from marker-and-poster-board to a portable LED sign. That'd be sure to bring in the boy-friend free girls!

 

[Ace_Reloaded]

If a girl did respond to his sign I'm willing to bet she's probably on par with Chris. So any conversation would revolve around MLP, vidya, sonchu and whatever original character she came up with.

Thing with Chris is, even if he met someone who shared his interests, it would still fail because Chris has no idea how to include another person in a conversation. He might make a show of wanting to get to know someone, but even in e-mail after the person would answer he tended to ignore them (or just say "that's nice") and went back to making everything about himself. He has no interest in the other person's thoughts or in having a conversation, he just wants someone he can talk at. I imagine he'd be even worse in person. The girl wouldn't have a chance to discuss her character or her interests and would get fed up and leave.

On the other hand it would be funny to see a girl who is basically a clone of Chris try to talk to him and watch as they both try to commandeer the conversation and increasingly talk over each other until they're both just talking to themselves.

 

[soIregistered]

How long before direct2sex himself, OPL discovers this:

http://mashable.com/2013/08/23/pure/?ut ... -main-link

I thought that this might look promising for Chris, until I saw that the app had an option to add photos. That will be the deal breaker right there (unless Chris gets smart and uploads someone else's photos).

Chris would see absolutely nothing wrong with uploading his "How good looking am I?" pic of his sad mug, and thinking that surely the ladies will line up for it. He still hasn't seen that he's not hot. He thinks he is hot.

 

[applecat]

Shine on you autistic diamond. Shine on.

Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun.
Shine on autistic diamond.
Now there's a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky.
Shine on you autistic diamond.
You were caught on the troll schemes of china and ,
blown like your crapped briefs.
Come on you target for epic ween laughter,
come on you tomgirl, you chris'tard, you manchild, and *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*!