CWCki Improvement Thread

[LegoChris]

I disagree with that. "Clyde said his brother killed himself and Chris believed it" is funnier than "Clyde's brother killed himself." And it makes more sense. Also, if you say things in-universe, you are kind of making the assumption that this is how Chris saw it.

And you don't exactly have to have autism or aspergers to fail to understand the joke. For example, after all the other absurd stories, I don't actually know if the wiki is being truthful when it says some of the more plausible-yet-ridiculous things such as that bit about Chris ending up at a fat black woman's house at the end of his massive road trip. Did that actually happen? More clarification would be great, and it's funnier to boot.

 

[Trickie]

Yeah, I'm not exactly understanding how we can't describe what happened with Clyde and Ryan Cash, etc while still making clear that these events likely didn't happen. It's all in how you frame the information. "Clyde claimed that..." "Pandahalo supposedly died in the brush fires...", things like that.

 

[LordEpping]

Maybe jokey statements like that could just have a footnote for clarification? Either way, those bits are very amusing.

I don't actually know if the wiki is being truthful when it says some of the more plausible-yet-ridiculous things such as that bit about Chris ending up at a fat black woman's house at the end of his massive road trip. Did that actually happen? More clarification would be great, and it's funnier to boot.

I don't know where the "fat" part comes from, but he did in fact end up at a house with an "elderly black woman" as Chris himself states in an email to Clyde and others.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Since I cannot create an account on the CWCki (new rule?) nor can I contact the admin, I was wondering if someone who can edit the CWCki can update the Mumble 5 page with a live link to the audio file and the Emily page with a live link to the "post date conversations" audio file with Emily and Clyde. I have them and would like to put them on the site.

Attached:

Just uploaded the 1st mumble, more soon to come.

 

[Holdek]

I disagree with that. "Clyde said his brother killed himself and Chris believed it" is funnier than "Clyde's brother killed himself." And it makes more sense. Also, if you say things in-universe, you are kind of making the assumption that this is how Chris saw it.

And you don't exactly have to have autism or aspergers to fail to understand the joke. For example, after all the other absurd stories, I don't actually know if the wiki is being truthful when it says some of the more plausible-yet-ridiculous things such as that bit about Chris ending up at a fat black woman's house at the end of his massive road trip. Did that actually happen? More clarification would be great, and it's funnier to boot.

I guess. I mean, I would say that the joke nature of events like Ryan killing himself because Chris wouldn't make any more Sonichu should be obvious because they are so absurd, but then again Chris' response to the indicent ("Geez. So much power... That's—that's a lot worse than when that child locked himself in the room after he—after seeing Optimus Prime die in the original movie.") was pretty ridiculous too. Also, his whole reality was absurd when it was controlled by the trolls. I've personally never had a problem telling fact from joke on the wiki, but I can see how it could happen.

 

[LordEpping]

One improvement on the tugboat page would be Chris' total ignorance of the "trial period" of roughly 9-months in which he can earn any amount he pleases through employment while not losing a dime on social security. He only seems to be aware of the minimum (his apparently being $980 per month) and his few recorded attempts at applying for his job reflects his unwillingness to earn more than that or work a full 40-hours under the presumed belief that he'll lose it right then and there if he makes so much as a dollar more. Actually, even if you go over the 9 month trial period, the social security is merely reduced over the course of several month depending on the amount earned monthly. Furthermore, if by chance someone was employed long enough to find their social security completely cut off yet found themselves unemployed sometime afterward, the social security will be reinstated provided it's done within a certain amount of time (some several years IIRC)

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Keep the Cwcki politically neutral, it's all about chris not alex jones or pro gun control shite.

 

[theobservdr]

Can we recover the 'fail' article? But have it as a protected page I know it was taken down due to piping.

 

[LegoChris]

It's important not to treat the trolls like saints, but it's also important not to carry a tone of disdain.

 

[Lysistrata]

Keep the Cwcki politically neutral, it's all about chris not alex jones or pro gun control shite.

Could you provide examples? I've never noticed anything like this.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Could you provide examples? I've never noticed anything like this.

From "Chris and the Law" Cwcki page before i removed it.

The link goes to alex jones's wikipedia page, I have since removed this.

 

[theobservdr]

From "Chris and the Law" Cwcki page before i removed it.

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The link goes to alex jones's wikipedia page, I have since removed this.

I would say Reymon14 be a good candidate to link to

 

[Fapcup]

From "Chris and the Law" Cwcki page before i removed it.

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The link goes to alex jones's wikipedia page, I have since removed this.

Good catch! Hopefully there aren't many others. I've certainly never seen anything as preposterous, ridiculous or blatantly false information in the wiki.

Some might even say it's slander!

I mean, everybody knows Chris has never made a living of his videos.

(And Alex Jones is clearly big boned and not obese)

 

[Morbid Boredom]

He's going to coast as-is until Barb passes. Then it's going to get bad in a hurry.

Within a month, he's going to lose anything that requires monthly payments because he's too dumb to set up payment and won't have his live-in adult to fix it for him anymore.

Within a few months, I expect he'll have become such a wreck that he'll be unable to avoid attracting the attention of the authorities, be it because he tries to tap into a neighbor's house for electricity after his is shut off, be it because he's driving down the street on a car with expired registration because he can't or won't keep it current or just chimping out to the nth degree in public over the stress of the trolls somehow getting his vidya unplugged or messing with his credit cards so they don't work anymore (ignorant of WHY) that he'll be picked up by the cops and eventually bounce into the system as a ward of the state, either incarcerated or under some kind of supervision, so he's not going to starve to death, but he's going to be in and out of court/the county home forever and ever and ever until he drops from poor health in his 50's, never having learned a thing.

No, Chris pays bills.

Tell you what, can you just add that to the cwcki article "Chris and Money"?

As implausible as it may seem, Chris understands that water and electricity do not come out of the wall by magic, he pays monthly bills.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Anyone got the audio for the following prank calls?

• Chris calls the Po-Po; Po-Po calls Bob.
• Snake Productions Calls Bob Chandler.
• Snake Productions Calls Barbara Chandler.
• Call Bobby Chandler.

seems all links to them are dead on the cwcki.

 

[Ronin369]

I don't hate Chris. But the things his antics are hilarious, because no other person would never do the things he's done. I do want him to get the help he needs. His mom and his so called "friends" let him live a life full of lies and years of enabling. It's gotten to the point where Chris is assaulting people, not understanding that "NO" means "NO," and won't take responsibility for it and makes himself the victim. And obviously, Sonichu proves that Chris's blinded from reality.

 

[Grand Marshal of CWCville]

Anelie Saga (september 2015- present)[edit]
The Anelie Saga is a saga that has only just begun, and is the latest of Chris's sweetheart searches. Anelie is a German American Army vet who was involved in the Iraq war. She has begun talking to Chris through Facebook messages, and has began unraveling more of the puzzle known as the autistic psyche.

I found this on the Sagas page. Citations needed.

 

[Lysistrata]

Hmmm, interesting. If true, I don't mind. Everybody around here seems disdainful of sweetheart sagas, but not me. The Catie mini-saga gave me the impression that the way the sweethearts work is changing, these days they seem to serve as guides for Chris, and windows into his world for us. It's an improvement from the days of Julie and Blanca.

 

[Grand Marshal of CWCville]

Hmmm, interesting. If true, I don't mind. Everybody around here seems disdainful of sweetheart sagas, but not me. The Catie mini-saga gave me the impression that the way the sweethearts work is changing, these days they seem to serve as guides for Chris, and windows into his world for us. It's an improvement from the days of Julie and Blanca.

I mind the fact that it's on without any evidence, though. Considering that it for some reason is not included as a Post-2nd Exile Saga, it doesn't reflect well on the author's potential credentials.

 

[Marvin]

I mind the fact that it's on without any evidence, though. Considering that it for some reason is not included as a Post-2nd Exile Saga, it doesn't reflect well on the author's potential credentials.

Oh yeah, definitely. Basically what's probably happening here, is that a ween jimmied up an e-girlfriend and they're jumping the gun thinking they're Clyde Cash because Chris responded to a few messages.

If you're actually getting something out of Chris, go ahead, put it on the cwcki. But at least wait until you have something to show first.