Cyberpunk 2077 Grieving Thread

[Dreamer]

It's pretty funny to see all these articles suddenly pop up a day after the delay lamenting about these ominous death threats being sent to the devs only to click on the story and see the screencaps are from some tryhards sperging for attention by being edgy while the article chastises the wider community for taking this stupid game too seriously. "Seriously, gamers, desu threats are too far... That's. Not. Cool."

Give me a break. Fuck cdpr, this shit is all a work.

Fuck the devs for how journos make clickbait about them. Very smart.

Because games are really big and complex.

There's a lot of fun shitposting here, but are people genuinely mad at the delay? Seeing the amount of hate online seems to be a bit much for a joke, but it also seems such a petty thing to be genuinely upset over.

There is a lot of thinly velied salt itt right this moment, yeah some "people" are genuinely upset. Or probably just bored out of their minds, either or.

 

[The Valeyard]

 

[The_MmmBop_Gang]

Fuck the devs for how journos make clickbait about them. Very smart.

These stupid articles only exists because cdpr staff are fucking tweeting about it man, but whatever.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I think Cyberpunk will be out on December 10 this year, no matter what. They need something big for the company financial report this quarter.

Considering that Poland exports nothing but Vodka, Nu-Metal, and questionable fire arms sales. I think they would still be in the green well into 2021 even if Cyberpunk didn't get released.

 

[Dreamer]

These stupid articles only exists because cdpr staff are fucking tweeting about it man, but whatever.

Yeah devs just shut the fuck up and take it. Again, great thinking.
Besides, there is no better way to put out the fire that's lit under their asses than showing off how retarded people got over it, its just sensible.

 

[Internet's Boyfriend]

What's this about a pronoun system in the game? I thought they took out any reference to V's gender to save money on lines and such.

I don't know if there's an actual pronoun system, but there's a note on the character creator screen about how the voice you choose will determine how other characters refer to V e.g. feminine voice = she/her. I doubt it gets more in depth than that.

 

[gay]

What's this about a pronoun system in the game? I thought they took out any reference to V's gender to save money on lines and such.

your pronouns are tied to what voice you pick, so you can just sculpt a guy and give it a female voice and people will refer to you as she regardless of what you actually look like.

 

[Bumblino]

I think Cyberpunk will be out on December 10 this year, no matter what. They need something big for the company financial report this quarter.

If after all the delays it's a shit game, it's gonna be a ride and a half. Now I'm more vested into the trainwreck than the game.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

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I've never seen an RSOD. I assume that means "Utterly fucked; time to buy a new computer"?

 

[haurchefant]

The death threats against CDPR seem to be real: https://twitter.com/ZawAndy/status/1321441240630657024



I don't care if CDPR is using it as cover, this shit is autistic and useless. Boohoo your tranny shoot doot game is delayed.

Glad I decided to get this one from the bargain bin once the furor is over. There's way too much autism in gamers in the past couple of years. It's not a social or political statement to play a game and it's not a big deal if a game gets delayed.

I hope this game is a shitty broken mess, gamers need to be humbled again and to stop putting their faith in hype.

 

[Ruin]

The death threats against CDPR seem to be real: https://tw.tinf.io/ZawAndy/status/1321441240630657024

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I don't care if CDPR is using it as cover, this shit is autistic and useless. Boohoo your tranny shoot doot game is delayed.

Glad I decided to get this one from the bargain bin once the furor is over. There's way too much autism in gamers in the past couple of years. It's not a social or political statement to play a game and it's not a big deal if a game gets delayed.

I hope this game is a shitty broken mess, gamers need to be humbled again and to stop putting their faith in hype.

Lmao those are fake as fuck.

Release Cyberpunk or you and your family will be persecuted.

This isn't how gamers or trolls talk. This is how journalists and sjws think "internet Nazis" talk.

I guarantee some troon dev sent this to xirself.

 

[Dreamer]

Lmao those are fake as fuck.



This isn't how gamers or trolls talk. This is how journalists and sjws think "internet Nazis" talk.

I guarantee some troon dev sent this to xirself.

You expect people sending death threats NOT to be completely autistic?

 

[Drain Todger]

If it needs this much patching after it’s already gone gold, it must run like a fucking pig. Time to set phasers for consoom and break out the RTX 3080s.

 

[jje100010001]

If it needs this much patching after it’s already gone gold, it must run like a fucking pig. Time to set phasers for consoom and break out the RTX 3080s.

This is the big question.

Dev delays, sure, I understand.

A delay right before release? This raises questions of what's actually going on behind the PR screen, and the actual state of the game.

 

[Bumblino]

You expect people sending death threats NOT to be completely autistic?

Some of them can just be underage, but if there's not a single nigger in there I call fake news.

 

[Marcu Morello]

The more that comes out about this, the more it feels like this game will be genuinely bad. I can't wait to see the flames if it does turn out to be doo doo.
And on the death threats, they could be real, but it just comes off as a scapegoat to get people off their tail for this monumental screw up.
Adding onto this, they've hyped this game up to insane levels, even more so now that they've delayed it so many times. Even if it's a average bland game, if it's anything less than amazing people are going to lose it.

 

[Basil II]

If it needs this much patching after it’s already gone gold, it must run like a fucking pig. Time to set phasers for consoom and break out the RTX 3080s.

Lol like those will be in stock this year.

 

[moocow]

Remember, it could always be worse, at least we didn't get a game that bricks your system ...
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As hilarious as that would be (especially given the portrait of the ... "creature" ... making the claim), it annoys me that such claims never seem to come with any proof. Surely pics/video wouldn't be too hard to acquire and post, right?

That and they aren't defining what they mean by "bricked." Does it boot and offer to repair itself (even if it involves wiping the disk of all user data and restoring the OS from a backup partition)? Not bricked. Does it power on and enter some kind of recovery mode that allows the user to put in a recovery disk or thumb drive to restore it? Not bricked.

Does it power on and do nothing? Does it refuse to even power on at all? Did it let the magic smoke out? That's bricked.

For all we know this dolt had a power spike in the neighborhood that put his console into panic mode for a bit until it settled down and started back up, and he's calling that "bricked" because it was briefly a game console that couldn't play games but then got better.

ETA:

How the fuck does a bug brick a console? Crash, sure, but brick it? You can't turn it off from the power source and restart it?

The Xbox runs Windows. lol. Granted, it's a stripped-down and "customized" version of it, but it's still fucking Windows. Swiss cheese with a door and maintained by pajeets. I'm genuinely surprised the Xbox series consoles have never been hit with a worm or virus.

PS4 runs a customized BSD variant. But it's from the same company that's leaked customer data (including unencrypted full credit card numbers & info) multiple times from their online services and that once developed the CSS "copy protection" scheme for the DVD format that was so laughably bad that it turned out to be easier to just brute-force the decryption key for each DVD on-the-fly than it was to keep spreading known (leaked) keys and risk non-stop DMCA takedowns. It's a miracle the PS4 can even boot given the caliber of "technical people" Sony employs in the media and games divisions.

I forget what the Switch runs, but it's already been shown to be hackable (at least prior to the hardware refresh they did last year) and they've already proven themselves willing to brick "hacked" consoles deliberately, so I imagine there's probably an exploit or bug out there that can trigger that "self-destruct" feature directly.

I'd be willing to bet there's some exploit or critical OS-destroying bug in the PS4 and Xbone ("lol delet system32") that can effectively brick the stupid things. The OS on both consoles takes up 10+GB of space. God only knows WTF they've crammed into them. At that size though it's a safe assumption there's plenty of code in there that nobody fully understands and it's such a complex system that nobody can honestly say they've tested every code path and ensured absolute security.

Animal Crossing doesn't deserve GOTY let alone a rating above 5/10 until the team can get their shit together and design a functional multiplayer system. Inexcusable.

kek ... this is Nintendo you're talking about. We should be grateful they've figured out how to get their consoles onto the internet in any capacity, even just for system updates. Nintendo have never understood online multiplayer. It's actually impressive how they've consistently missed the mark by a country mile in every console generation since the Wii.

Yeah devs just shut the fuck up and take it. Again, great thinking.

You get a copy of this screenshot with the "ifunny" watermark on it because this silliness doesn't deserve better.

You expect people sending death threats NOT to be completely autistic?

Legit death threats? Yeah. I'd expect them to be coherent and well written. See Charles Manson, Robert Berdella, Ted Kaczynski, etc. That's why we know they haven't received any real death threats -- the ones they've shown are retard-level trash talk nobody should ever take seriously.

 

[SiccDicc]

I don't know if there's an actual pronoun system, but there's a note on the character creator screen about how the voice you choose will determine how other characters refer to V e.g. feminine voice = she/her. I doubt it gets more in depth than that.

your pronouns are tied to what voice you pick, so you can just sculpt a guy and give it a female voice and people will refer to you as she regardless of what you actually look like.

Well that seems a bit problematic, don't it? Then again I guess they were watching Flapjack when they came up with this.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Lmao those are fake as fuck.



This isn't how gamers or trolls talk. This is how journalists and sjws think "internet Nazis" talk.

I guarantee some troon dev sent this to xirself.

If they wanted to threaten Polish devs someone should have posted the phone number for the german chancellor.