Bloodbjorn
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All I wanted was this game to be either good or garbage.
But it just looks mediocre.
Metascore: 98 User score: 5.7What's the metacritic score gonna be on this one?
It's not woke enough to go that high. User score is probably about right though.Metascore: 98 User score: 5.7
it'll win awards too, and all the nimrods that have been wool'd will fervently defend the game no matter what.Metascore: 98 User score: 5.7
I've never heard of SAC being used in any context other than in regards to the show. I mean, it's not even anything new, the "stand alone" episodes were filler eps. Lots of shows do that.Stand Alone Complex is amazing. It is also the origin of the phrase 'Stand Alone Complex'. I mean, the series founded a concept and a word into usage, which is pretty amazing in and of itself. So it has had a huge cultural impact. GitS is classic. Netflix deserves to be culled for the blasphemy of making it CG.
Well, on a scale where 0 is Ethan Ralph's sex tape and 10 is something that doesn't kill my erection for a week, I give it a solid 5.VIDEO GAMES! AND SEX!
SEX IN VIDEO GAMES!!
WOW!!!
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(some poolish man had to mocap this in warsaw. "y-yes matka, I am big video game developer now.").
What may seem like tempered expectations is actually just experience from literal fucking years of watching people fling shit at each other over this game. It's been a joy to witness, but I'd say at this point the expectation for it to be the second coming of christ isnt as prevalent as people think.Yeah, but it seems like you're coming at this with tempered expectations. Many others are treating this like the second coming of messiah, and often with no real clear idea of what this game is. We're just pointing out mystery box is oozing a brown liquid and smells like shit and, in lieu of getting people to actually change their minds, sitting down to watch the show when they see what's actually in the box.
Every part of that scene - sound, designs, animations, music, editing - felt like it was created by a different team with no knowledge of what the other teams were doing aside from them all making a sex scene together.
Witcher 3 only got lucky with the normies, because it came out at just the right time. Game of thrones was at its highest, it was compared to Skyrim and it was considered "dark and mature" setting. These said normies spew the same BS about how "CDPR is the greatest company ever because they gave away free dlc!!! And its expansion pack was an actual expansion!" keeping in mind that this is most likely their first CDPR game they have played. The vampire dlc was okay, but had some stupid ideas with how you get your own vineyard that you will never use and felt more like it was added in at the last minute. The story itself was eh, had some good fan moments if you read the books but thats it. The other dlc was shit and felt like a side quest but with more flair.TBH I don't get the hype about this game. Made by the same people, who made Witcher 3, so?
According to Steam, I've got ~50 hours in Witcher 3, In these 50 hours my impressions are the following:
- good graphics, although I really wish the fucking wind in the forest stops for 2 FUCKING MINUTES
- ok story. Yes, I'm one of those weirdos who don't think that Sapkowski's books are the pinnacle of the slavic literature. I've read all the books and remember almost nothing, so - they were ok, but not very impressive to me and no - CDPR did not out-do Sapkowski.
- lame gameplay - for me most of the gameplay boilt down to the following: get your horse from the roof, go to point A, kill everything (most of the time I was overleveled), ride back, watch cutscenes. Get another quest to talk to npc, get your horse of the roof, ride to npc b, watch another craptone of cutscenes. Rinse, repeat. The sword fight was boring as fuck, except the parts where I could remove limbs while riding the horse.
In conclusion - yes, it was a good game, especially with the other AAA crap, but for me - was that good as the people made (or wish) it to be? No.
So back to the point - I really don't understand the hype. Seems the same case like with Death Stranding, where people assumed that everything coming out Hideo's craphole is going to be automatically a masterpiece, smelling like roses and afterwards a lot of people were disappointed.
Do I wish that Cyberpunk is good game? Hell yeah, one more thing to play, the poles get some more money and a middle finger to all the trannies and other degenerates crying on twatter.
Problem is that they had the troon reviewers on their side, CP2k77 doesn’t have that cause it’s too unwoke, and the Resetera clique is already hating on it.Bro, Last of Us Part II got like good review scores, the bar isn’t that high.
I just want to see some sex
Imagine sitting there, game crashing every 10 minutes, and you realize you could have been at work making money instead of sitting there being angry at your day.I still don't understand the people taking time off on launch day. When has a launch day for a title this big ever work out?
Like if your gonna take time off at least give it like a extra 2 days if not a full week for a bunch of launch bugs to get ironed out and to omly have to down a single game instead of game plus multiple patches.
It's even weirder given how close we are to Christmas. Unless you're in something somewhat important, which gamers certainly aren't, then you're about to get a good chunk of time off.I still don't understand the people taking time off on launch day. When has a launch day for a title this big ever work out?
Like if your gonna take time off at least give it like a extra 2 days if not a full week for a bunch of launch bugs to get ironed out and to omly have to down a single game instead of game plus multiple patches.
Didn't the Metro games have a prostitute scene like that years ago
Oh it will be even worse then that: Mediocre with the fans keep tripping over themselves saying the dev's will fix and patch it some day.