Cyberpunk 2077 Grieving Thread

The optimistic side of me is saying this might be because they knew people would steal copies of the game and so they made the stolen retail objectively shittier than the patched one on the 10th. But then again that’s optimism as high as the moon and back so again I don’t know. It would make a bit of sense , but a day one patch just bothers me because we’re looking at a gone gold game that requires someone to connect online to get a complete version.
Nah, they couldn't do that. It's too idiotic.

Edit: haha Mr. Hands is a character. My god.
 
The optimistic side of me is saying this might be because they knew people would steal copies of the game and so they made the stolen retail objectively shittier than the patched one on the 10th. But then again that’s optimism as high as the moon and back so again I don’t know. It would make a bit of sense , but a day one patch just bothers me because we’re looking at a gone gold game that requires someone to connect online to get a complete version.
Just accept that Cyberpozzed is probably going to be a trainwreck. Coping will only make it worse.
 
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Man that highway is fucking EMPTY. I've seen country roads with more traffic.
I've been replaying GTA V a bit lately and the difference is startling. Just before this, he was in some sort of off the highway shithole with a video arcade and a few other buildings. He got some crafting shit and consumables, but there were no NPCs at all. It just all seems so empty.

Edit: Idk if anyone else just saw him drive completely through a huge rock. No collision at all, like he's in a ghost car or something.
 
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He ran into a fence made of several horizontal bars and it broke apart vertically like a chainlink fence. Literally Half Life 2 from 2004, and Red Faction Guerilla from 2007 had that shit down.

Also when his car exploded he just kept sitting in it like nothing had happened, and then the game over screen just appears. No ragdoll, no reaction. Nothing.
 
Remind when Fallout 4 mods about transgender (or futa really) is literally more better that this crap.
That's it. Cyberpunk 2077 reached the No Man's Sky (the launch version, not the actual upgraded one) dissapoint tier.
Difference is that when it came to no mans sky is they were honest with the first few articles and interviews of sean murray saying the game won't have what we are showing you and saying it was a "here is the future features". With this, it's just short sighted and too much hype.
 
I got Red Dead Redemption 2 on PC recently thinking it would be so fun to play, but I can't get into it. It's too slow paced and I guess I don't really care about the old west era.

I may check out Cyberpunk when it hits the warez channels and then buy if I like it. I need a decent game for this winter.
 
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Difference is that when it came to no mans sky is they were honest with the first few articles and interviews of sean murray saying the game won't have what we are showing you and saying it was a "here is the future features". With this, it's just short sighted and too much hype.
Internet Historian did a great video on the whole No Man's Sky thing. It explains the entire ordeal and what the team went through in great detail.
 
Difference is that when it came to no mans sky is they were honest with the first few articles and interviews of sean murray saying the game won't have what we are showing you and saying it was a "here is the future features". With this, it's just short sighted and too much hype.
I compared both games because they're sold out as AAA ones, and really dissapointed with all thoses hypes. But you're right about Sean Murray.
 
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Nah, they couldn't do that. It's too idiotic.

Edit: haha Mr. Hands is a character. My god.
I think it's possible that the version that went out to printing is pretty shit, and the update will be less somewhat less shit. Mostly because covid deeply fucked supply lines and development. Shipping large amounts of anything by a deadline (especially one that had to be planned out so far in advance) is pretty tough and it's common practice even before 2020 shitshow to do a ton of development that doesn't hit the disc.

Not saying the update is going to make it better but what we're seeing now isn't likely to be all that close to being the released product.
 
I think it's possible that the version that went out to printing is pretty shit, and the update will be less somewhat less shit. Mostly because covid deeply fucked supply lines and development. Shipping large amounts of anything by a deadline (especially one that had to be planned out so far in advance) is pretty tough and it's common practice even before 2020 shitshow to do a ton of development that doesn't hit the disc.

Not saying the update is going to make it better but what we're seeing now isn't likely to be all that close to being the released product.
That stills means that:
- The patch addressing these issues is gonna be swole as fuck
- It's gonna take longer than expected to get started (unless you risk starting early)
- It's likely still going to have bugs
 







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edit: galaxy brain formatting, you're welcome https://www.mobcrush.com/carlos2077/v/5fcd86879dd6db2f0e5303d5 i stole these from /v/ so no sound
 
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This is it. My blood is pumping. The air has a different taste. Chat's going wild. There's magic in the air. This is it - Tortanic 2. At last - I feel alive.

Also, apparently that Pon Pon Sneed song everyone was going wild for is a Cyberpunk 2077 exclusive. Literally the one good part of the game and even it's fucked over by CDPR legalese horseshit. Something something poetry and rhymes.

Carlos is Based.
The fake-out at the end was great. Carlos was the hero we didn't deserve, but got anyway.

I've had it muted, but is he done for the night?
Carlos is done for now (a):
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Why is the ambient sound in this game so quiet? It's hard to believe it's a big city when you don't hear any cars, birds, etc.
 
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Internet Historian did a great video on the whole No Man's Sky thing. It explains the entire ordeal and what the team went through in great detail.
Know, I watched it. Still annoyed me he missed the first interview done right after e3. It's one of the most important ones for the release being what it was. No one ever talks about it though lol.
I compared both games because they're sold out as AAA ones, and really dissapointed with all thoses hypes. But you're right about Sean Murray.
I want to say NMS should have been cheaper,n but, I got my worths out of it. Even with the VR alone. The difference is team size. Cyberpunk was developed by a team of like 300-400 people. NMS started with 1, and went to like 14 at realease.
 
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