Cyberpunk 2077 Grieving Thread

[Lame Entropy]

So are you guys buying the game today or waiting to see if it's a shit show?

 

[Ahriman]

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To the janny editing my posts: what fucking thumbnails are you talking about titface, all the images load up in 0.25x size already.

 

[Ruin]

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To the janny editing my posts: what fucking thumbnails are you talking about titface, all the images load up in 0.25x size already.

I love how this game is tailor made to piss of everyone regardless of where they lie on the political spectrum.

 

[HensKenKline]

I do wonder what went wrong.
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To be fair, from what I understand, this doesn't show the entire team, but specifically the women of the team.

 

[Ahriman]

I love how this game is tailor made to piss of everyone regardless of where they lie on the political spectrum.

I'm here for the slav jank, and CDPR certainly didn't dissapoint. It's hilarious that they have dedicated 8, eight friggin' years to this game and it's so damn broken and has strayed so much from the original concept.

Shazamposters were right all along.

Apologize.

 

[ThatOneLurker]

To be fair, from what I understand, this doesn't show the entire team, but specifically the women of the team.

Cyberpunk 2077 had something like 1,010 employees working in it. This is just the chicks—who admittedly had way more influence than they should.

 

[Kartoshki]

I'm here for the slav jank, and CDPR certainly didn't dissapoint. It's hilarious that they have dedicated 8, eight friggin' years to this game and it's so damn broken and has strayed so much from the original concept.

Shazamposters were right all along.

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Apologize.

Sh-Shazam-sama..........I kneel.....

 

[Uncle Warren]

Took the liberty of downloading the vid from MDL's channel, since high chance it'll get nuked.

 

[Slimy Time]

So are you guys buying the game today or waiting to see if it's a shit show?

Wait, more importantly to see how quick patches are being rolled out. If @ducktales4gameboy is right and its bugged implementation of BSP which can be patched quickly, then I might get it in a week or two. If it's completely fucking unplayable then no. The Laymen review still had him power through 50 hours of it in spite of all the bugs, so who knows. I played the shit out of at launch Skyrim on console, and that was a mess. Still fun, but some parts were fucked.

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

CP2077s atmosphere is so inferior to Witcher 3s. Just compare the Afterlife bar scene to the White Orchard Inn scene at the beginning of Witcher 3

 

[Drain Todger]

It is meant to be a dystopia, which is why most people don't want to live in a universe like that. But you have fucking retards that would live in warhammer 40K happily. Some people are just incredibly stupid.

How much Warhammer 40K’s setting sucks for you depends on who are you are. For instance, being a Custodes would kick ass. You wear golden armor, you’re a total badass and basically almost invincible, everyone looks upon you with reverent awe, you live a really long time, and the best part is that you never have to do anything or go anywhere. You’re a Space Secret Service dude. Your job is literally to stand around and look important. Also, you look like this.



Nobody who wants to live in 40K wants to be that one low-ranking Imperial Guardsman trapped in a bunker that just got overrun with Dark Eldar or Nids.

Likewise, people who regard Cyberpunk as a setting they’d like to live in tend to imagine themselves as the trench-coated badass with arm-blades, not the involuntary organ donor in a bathtub full of ice, which is what they’d actually be.

 

[Ita Mori]

CP2077s atmosphere is so inferior to Witcher 3s. Just compare the Afterlife bar scene to the White Orchard Inn scene at the beginning of Witcher 3

Is your side piece going to be talking in Spanglish the whole game?
That shit is obnoxious as fuck.

 

[HensKenKline]

I hope someone gets a hold of a review copy and cracks it so that the initial game can be enjoyed in all its memey buggy glory years down the line.

 

[myiqis53]

To be fair, from what I understand, this doesn't show the entire team, but specifically the women of the team.

Why are the kitchen staff posing for a photo?

 

[HensKenKline]

Why are the kitchen staff posing for a photo?

R E P R E S E N T A T I O N

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

I hope someone gets a hold of a review copy and cracks it so that the initial game can be enjoyed in all its memey buggy glory years down the line.

It's on GOG so 1.0 will be floating around forever in a bit under 10 hours. I predict a 'Cyberpunk 2077 becomes most pirated game of 2020' headline in early January from the journos.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

Is your side piece going to be talking in Spanglish the whole game?
That shit is obnoxious as fuck.

Yep, non stop spanish and thats a good thing!

 

[KonradCruise]

@Null Can we get the Majora's Mask moon glaring directly at the games subforum?

 

[Dark Edea]

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So even in a dystopia the TDS is still running strong?!

EDIT: other than that, the short film was actually bretty gud.

You don't get a dystopian hellscape if you vote for Trump. Vote China.

 

[Internet's Boyfriend]

Is your side piece going to be talking in Spanglish the whole game?
That shit is obnoxious as fuck.

Spoiler: legit spoilers

No, because he dies.

It happens almost exactly like in that E3 2019 trailer.