Cyberpunk 2077 Grieving Thread

This game makes stalker look stable. How is there so much jank? What did they do for 8 years?
 
In what fucking game does a person get run over by a car, phase inside of that car, and make it do a perfect back flip?
In the perfect game, my friend. In the perfect game.

On that note a bold autist found the formula to crafting the only attractive woman in all of Cyberpunk 2077, the original fem V...kinda
eh...close enough.png

According to the anon it's
Skin type 1
Hairstyle1
Haircolor 3
Eyes 12
Eye color 1
Eyebrows 1
Eyebrow color 1
Nose 2
Mouth 5
Jaw 7
Ears 1
Cyberware 1
Eye makeup 3
Eye makeup color 1
Cheek makeup 5

bold and brash.jpg
 
So acting as the canary in the coal mine I have tried to play the game.

First had to wait 10 minuted for gog to realise it needed to unlock the game then pressed play, screen went black then crashed the graphics driver. I then realized I hadnt updated to the latest driver which is specifically for the game so download and install.

Press play, games loads, oh good the problem was on my end. Load time not too bad, start new game, get to character creator, notice default fem V is black, take 10 minuets in creator, start game, 1st person animation playing, game hard crashes graphics driver, goes to desktop need to restart machine.

Try again, game loads no sound during idents, game hitches and looks like its crashing but then after a minute comes back with sound. Press new game select lifepath select gender, hard crashes graphics driver, goes to desktop need to restart machine.

Try again, change all graphics setting to lowest, the resolution change is fucked, need to restart game to get it to load right, there is no fullscreen option so if you choose a res lower than your desktop the game is literally just a window in the middle of the screen.

Get through character creator 1st person animation plays, game hard crashes graphics driver, goes to desktop need to restart machine.

Repeat another few times, this is not random, crashes either on selecting gender in creator or within the same few frames of the intro animation.

TLDR

I give this an hour and a half of my life, game so broken does not even run, do not buy.
What graphics card do you have?
 
They know their audience:
Cyberpunk 2077 Screenshot 2020.12.10 - 02.52.17.15.png

In the perfect game, my friend. In the perfect game.

On that note a bold autist found the formula to crafting the only attractive woman in all of Cyberpunk 2077, the original fem V...kinda
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According to the anon it's
Skin type 1
Hairstyle1
Haircolor 3
Eyes 12
Eye color 1
Eyebrows 1
Eyebrow color 1
Nose 2
Mouth 5
Jaw 7
Ears 1
Cyberware 1
Eye makeup 3
Eye makeup color 1
Cheek makeup 5

For some reason they don't have a lot of huwite skin tones. It's like ME:Andromeda all over again.
 
So acting as the canary in the coal mine I have tried to play the game.

First had to wait 10 minuted for gog to realise it needed to unlock the game then pressed play, screen went black then crashed the graphics driver. I then realized I hadnt updated to the latest driver which is specifically for the game so download and install.

Press play, games loads, oh good the problem was on my end. Load time not too bad, start new game, get to character creator, notice default fem V is black, take 10 minuets in creator, start game, 1st person animation playing, game hard crashes graphics driver, goes to desktop need to restart machine.

Try again, game loads no sound during idents, game hitches and looks like its crashing but then after a minute comes back with sound. Press new game select lifepath select gender, hard crashes graphics driver, goes to desktop need to restart machine.

Try again, change all graphics setting to lowest, the resolution change is fucked, need to restart game to get it to load right, there is no fullscreen option so if you choose a res lower than your desktop the game is literally just a window in the middle of the screen.

Get through character creator 1st person animation plays, game hard crashes graphics driver, goes to desktop need to restart machine.

Repeat another few times, this is not random, crashes either on selecting gender in creator or within the same few frames of the intro animation.

TLDR

I give this an hour and a half of my life, game so broken does not even run, do not buy.
if you gave it an hour and a half, you can still get a refund on steam.
 
The driving is pretty silly to watch in motion. They aren't crosswalks, but every now and again there is a stretch of road with these bumps across it. No they don't look like speed bumps either. They blend in pretty well with the regular road but they are this sort of raised area. And every time I see a player driving down a stretch of road with these bumps the car is bouncing around and it looks very hard to control. Why the fuck did they put all those weird bumps in the road if it was so bad for handling? Or. Why didn't they tighten up the car physics so that these nearly-imperceptible bumps in the road don't send you all over the place.
 
Honestly of all these fucking terrible loot-shooter first person Diablo games like Bonerbands and Destiny and stuff I've felt an Ork game would fit that archetype perfectly. Get 'ard, get killy, get bigga by lootin' shootaz. Simplez, lads.

Apply the flame spray paint cosmetic and watch your damage actually go up. There's so much room for silliness in a proper ork game.

You got my hopes up, jerk.(:_(

It was a typo but I'm mad at myself now too.

For anyone getting it or any big release off steam set your preferred download server to the Netherlands or somewhere else outside the US. You'll usually get like 90% of your usual download speed during a rush.
 
Well this is truly console fps. My 3080 and ryzen 8 core 4.5 ghz cpu is getting like 30 - 40 fps outside once you hit free roam. I'm playing it in 3440 x 1440 with Nvidia recommend "performance settings". I do get 60 fps indoors with neon lights blasting me in the face with rtx and dlss with drops to 45. Monitor can do 120 hz so will see how the rest of the game goes.

O yeah had 5 cop cars clip through a building and pound my ass.
 
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