Cyberpunk 2077 Grieving Thread

[Ruin]

My feelings are still very mixed on this one. My biggest problem right now I am not impressed with the story/writing at all. I'm not quite ready to call it outright bad yet but it's closer to average than good at the 15 hour mark.

 

[Merry]

She's here to teach all you GooberGrapers how cyberpunk 2077 is supposed to be played, y'all.. LIVE NOW!

https://www.twitch.tv/feliciaday

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CDPR gave her the collector's edition...

edit: Now she's REEEEing about gun violence, epilepsy and trannies, all in-game. Y'know, they important stuff.

edit2: 45 minutes into the stream and she's still choosing the face. I can't get drunk enough to watch this on beer alone. I'm done.

She looks like Leeloo from the Fifth Element if Leeloo was a toxoplasmosis infested cat mom and COOL wine aunt.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Does anyone know if this comes from a video? If so, anyone have a link? Or seen any video with similar glitches?

I get that glitch a lot. Usually it happens if you go to a new area too fast or fast travel, everything looks pixily for a second before the game catches up and makes everything look normal.

 

[HensKenKline]

I get that glitch a lot. Usually it happens if you go to a new area too fast or fast travel, everything looks pixily for a second before the game catches up and makes everything look normal.

Ah I see. Would love to have a video of it is all, for my archive.

 

[Pargon]

The arm cybernetics are weird. The monowire’s aoe tends to catch gas tanks and fuck you over, the removal of the hacking things they could do ko makes me like them less, the UI element that’s supposed to indicate their charge mechanic is too dark, and I think said mechanic might be bugged. The mantis blades didn’t retract when I unequiped them for a gun so my game glitched out. The grenade launcher seems like it could be lulzy depending on what grenades you can put in it and if any of them have smart targeting. The gorilla arms charge the melee strong attack based on how many light attacks you can land, which is kinda boring, but seem like it’s at least provide some utility if you didn’t in est in body. Anyone found one among those they like best? Wish they were more fleshed out upgrades considering they’re the ones that stood out most in prerelease. The cyberdecks and time slowing implants seem like better investments.

I built around the monowire as soon as I found out about its existence and it owns. If you have a thermal mod installed on it it does AoE but base it's single-target and it absolutely shreds things with a Cool/Reflex build. I don't even use guns; instead I rush in hard with the wire until the charge drops and then switch to knives.

I hope they implement a stackable knives mechanic so I can stop having to equip a new one after I throw it.

 

[Twinkletard]

Yeah, 10 hours in and this game isn't up to their marketing hype. They made way too many compromises. I think they should have made this PC-only and not bothered with consoles.

 

[HensKenKline]

>be developer
>want to create awesome features, have lots of great ideas
>go to your boss
>"hey, how about we add some better AI for NPCs and driving? Or how about making the world more interactive with arcade games and sellers?"
>"Maybe someday. Have you implemented the anti-misogyny features yet?"
>"That will take me weeks and accomplish absolutely nothing. Shouldn't we focus more on gameplay?"
>"Just do as you're told."

 

[Dood.]

Crowbcat confirmed a Cyberpunk video,

 

[TurkishOreo]

>be developer
>want to create awesome features, have lots of great ideas
>go to your boss
>"hey, how about we add some better AI for NPCs and driving? Or how about making the world more interactive with arcade games and sellers?"
>"Maybe someday. Have you implemented the anti-misogyny features yet?"
>"That will take me weeks and accomplish absolutely nothing. Shouldn't we focus more on gameplay?"
>"Just do as you're told."
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Your pfp is appropiate.
Also my god these devs are insecure

 

[Ruin]

>be developer
>want to create awesome features, have lots of great ideas
>go to your boss
>"hey, how about we add some better AI for NPCs and driving? Or how about making the world more interactive with arcade games and sellers?"
>"Maybe someday. Have you implemented the anti-misogyny features yet?"
>"That will take me weeks and accomplish absolutely nothing. Shouldn't we focus more on gameplay?"
>"Just do as you're told."
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Holy fuck, I just tried to shoot her and my character automatically holstered my gun without me doing anything. Is this an attractive female streamer or something? Why is this one npc absurdly over protected?

 

[Zero0]

Holy fuck, I just tried to shoot her and my character automatically holstered my gun without me doing anything. Is this an attractive female streamer or something? Why is this one npc absurdly over protected?

Is she necessary for the story or something?

 

[SiccDicc]

>be developer
>want to create awesome features, have lots of great ideas
>go to your boss
>"hey, how about we add some better AI for NPCs and driving? Or how about making the world more interactive with arcade games and sellers?"
>"Maybe someday. Have you implemented the anti-misogyny features yet?"
>"That will take me weeks and accomplish absolutely nothing. Shouldn't we focus more on gameplay?"
>"Just do as you're told."
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Meanwhile, in GTA Online:


Back to Cyberpunk: I dunno, the character doesn't seem important other than being some kind of bouncer. I guess the narrative reason is that "Lizzie will get mad", which means fuck all to the average player. They have so many weird design choices in this game it feels like they were constantly at each other's throat during development and made concessions just to move on. I really wonder what would have happened if CDPR just paid their bonuses to the Witcher 3 team and kept them instead. Would it be better or would it just be a different kind of jank?

 

[Gaymead]

Someone got mad and edited their wiki to say this
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>That username: MNateShyamalan
Hang on, I think this faggot is on Twitter, who goes by the same @. Here are some choice tweets (archived for Posterity)
Making fun of the Babylon Bee
"Guiseppe Stromboli"
cool, dude, Bloomph udderly rekt'd

 

[Activelo]

Holy fuck, I just tried to shoot her and my character automatically holstered my gun without me doing anything. Is this an attractive female streamer or something? Why is this one npc absurdly over protected?

Modders are planning to have WolvenKit support the game. (Witcher 3 mod support basically)

Skyrim has a mod that lets you kill children.

Witcher 3 has a mod that lets you kill civilians and (optionally) quest NPCs.

I say there's a 70% chance at minimum for someone to make a mod similar to those.

 

[JoshPlz]

>be developer
>want to create awesome features, have lots of great ideas
>go to your boss
>"hey, how about we add some better AI for NPCs and driving? Or how about making the world more interactive with arcade games and sellers?"
>"Maybe someday. Have you implemented the anti-misogyny features yet?"
>"That will take me weeks and accomplish absolutely nothing. Shouldn't we focus more on gameplay?"
>"Just do as you're told."
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A woman so strong, independent and without need for no man, that even physics surrender to her will. Fascinating!

 

[Jeffrey Epstein]

Fuck, I'm made and I did it to myself.

where'd you get your jeans? they look pretty cool.

 

[Ruin]

Anyone know if we can get Johnny Silverhand's pistol? The one he uses during the flashback of his attack on Arosaka tower?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Unironically I want someone to mod Parappa The Rapper and Mario in Cyberpunk 2077 just for confused looks

Spoiler

Feel free to mock me over the fact that I still watch Gmod channels like this

 

[Rance's Hyper Weapon]

After putting a good chunk of hours on the hard difficulty it seems like CDPR still doesn't know how to scale difficulty properly.

Also I ran into the Alanah Pearce cameo and it was about as embarrassing and out of place as I expected it would be. As stated in this thread you can't do anything to her as the game won't even let you take any weapons out around her. But the cherry on top is if you choose to be a dick to her and tell her to fuck off and lightly threaten her to get your car back Keanu pops up afterwards and chastises you. Keep in mind that this character is a gigantic egotistical asshole who at one point even makes fun of some chick that commits suicide yet being mean to this cringy cameo causes him to be disappointed in you.

 

[HeyYou]

>be developer
>want to create awesome features, have lots of great ideas
>go to your boss
>"hey, how about we add some better AI for NPCs and driving? Or how about making the world more interactive with arcade games and sellers?"
>"Maybe someday. Have you implemented the anti-misogyny features yet?"
>"That will take me weeks and accomplish absolutely nothing. Shouldn't we focus more on gameplay?"
>"Just do as you're told."
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This game and other games do that, it has nothing to do with misogyny. There's set story zones and if you try to drive your car into it, it stops you because there's scripted dialogue sequences. The exact same thing happens with Panam later, it makes you get out of your car at the parking lot, like 20 feet away, to trigger the dialogue sequences. I recall GTA V doing it too.

Anyone know if we can get Johnny Silverhand's pistol? The one he uses during the flashback of his attack on Arosaka tower?

Sidequest with Rogue, after you do the main quest where you first meet her. That entire quest chain is very important to the endings you can get, depending on your dialogue choices.