D$P gloating over ProJared thread + other things he dwells on - "I have not ever really dwelled on anything more than a day"

[bearsintrees]

Oh god he actually gave the stream this title.

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Named it after a dead series that has become a dead meme. Ridiculous.

Also "I have so much attention on me, for a good reason this time" YO FUCKER no one cares about you, that tweet was you jerking off, fucking go away.

 

[Shambler]

Did anyone ever actually tell him that on twitter you don't need to even check out the person's profile to retweet or like? It just appears on your wall and you retweet and move on? So they don't necessarily check out the persons profile and its even more rare that they'd check out the persons content?

hush don't let him know, or else he'll advertise his twitch on every tweet regardless

 

[DSP_Fat_Man]

 

[Shambler]

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Politically motivated, retsupurae

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

He actually said they were EPIC tweets. Sometimes I forget he reads the farms.

 

[bearsintrees]

He...he really thinks that he did two "epic tweets" that changed everyone's perception of him and everyone loves him.

Including HEHE productions.

A second "EPIC TWEETS"!

 

[DSP_Fat_Man]

big ups to hee hee productions

 

[Shambler]

phil keeps a list and he's checking it once

 

[Psychobilly]

He believes that people are really looking to him in a positive light because of those epic tweets.

This man is actually delusional.

 

[bearsintrees]

Look how normal this asshole's hair looks when he actually showers.

SHOWER EVERY DAY BEFORE YOU GO TO YOUR JOB.

 

[Shambler]

He believes that people are really looking to him in a positive light because of those epic tweets.

This man is actually delusional.

phil did say this is the first positive response that he'd got in a while so, no wonder he's latched onto it so hard

 

[Draza]

phil did say this is the first positive response that he'd got in a while so, no wonder he's latched onto it so hard

If that's what he deem as "positive" then he's truly a sad pathetic person.

 

[actually]

Post your shit about his beat-off stream here please: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/may-11-2019-dsp-lies-it-correctshuns-stream.56301/

 

[Prince Lotor]

I saw some people mentioning a few things Phil said, but I didn't realize he literally said he thinks: We are in the middle of a #Time'sUp moment on YouTube and he expects everyday that we are going to see a new content creator got exposed for a scandal of similar proportions. I would suggest he was in the middle of a psychotic break but he's so delusional it's really hard to tell the difference.

 

[PieceofShet]

The worst stream since forever. SOO MUUUCH LIIIIES... very painful to listen to.

 

[Sparkletor]

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LIES LIES LIES

I got your back Phil, I'll explain everything

1. Phil was broken up with panda, idiot. Phil threw his ex under the bus and monitized it for drama.

2. He said, "Give her a pill and leave her somewhere" not "give her a pill and leave her where they found her" God people are so dumb

3. IT WAS AN AMICABLE SPLIT

4. Phil lied about money to fly Kat out to him, nudnik. He did not fly to her.

5. Kat was not a random woman, she is his soulmate. He used tax donations to move his soul mate in, dummy.

6. Uhh, his mom paid for the whole thing

7. The stars aligned and he could not make Project 7, dood. That Patreon money was just fans supporting him, he did not have to do anything in return.

8. Respect the Pact specifically told Phil they didn't want to get paid for doing all the filming and special effects. Don't believe John or Howard who are just jealous of him. He didn't monitize a dead friend either, he was a dead ACQUAINTANCE

1. 100% correct guess on Phil response

2. Phil claims he never said this. Every good detractor knows the hospital story and knows he did say this.

3. I don't know. I'm taking "it was an age gap issue" and "we grew apart" to mean it was a mutual breakup. I'll award myself half points.

4. Spun this to "I already flew her out twice before begging for money". Way off on this one.

5. Didn't really debunk this one.

6. Spot on

7. Correct guess

8. Right about the P7 stuff. Phil only monitized his friend's death a little. Half points.

I guessed Phil's responses as a joke and was 50% accurate.

 

[Schmeckel]

Maybe Phil met her in Michigan the first week off. Maybe they both flew to Disneyland for the second week.

There's absolutely no way this happened.

A. His horrid back injury would require him to drive to the airport, WALK to the terminal, and sit in an ungodly uncomfortable plane seat for a few hours to meet his equine beauty in Michigan. There's no way he could suffer through that and then come right back to shtreeming, seewhatimean?
B. Fly to Disneyland? Are you kidding me? Those rides would just be pure, unadulterated torture on his back injury. And, without being bathed in the panacea known as the Seattle Air, he would all but certainly be crippled as a result. No more shtreeming for him, seewhatimean?

 

[ReentryPhantom]

1. 100% correct guess on Phil response

2. Phil claims he never said this. Every good detractor knows the hospital story and knows he did say this.

3. I don't know. I'm taking "it was an age gap issue" and "we grew apart" to mean it was a mutual breakup. I'll award myself half points.

4. Spun this to "I already flew her out twice before begging for money". Way off on this one.

5. Didn't really debunk this one.

6. Spot on

7. Correct guess

8. Right about the P7 stuff. Phil only monitized his friend's death a little. Half points.

I guessed Phil's responses as a joke and was 50% accurate.

With #3, keep in mind Kat is only 2 years older than Panda

 

[gaarashatan]

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IDK HOW TO PRINT AN EMAIL DOOD. COMPUTER DOESNT EXPLAIN ANYTHING!!!

 

[Sparkletor]

With #3, keep in mind Kat is only 2 years older than Panda

A panda's life expectancy is 20 years. A horse's is 25 to 30 years.

Panda was technically older than Kat. DEBUNKED