Dramacow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

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I just hope he isn't a pedo. There's alot of that going around lately.
Daddy Derek loves AAAAALLLLLLLLLL KIIIIIIIIIIDS!
Speaking of Daddy Derek, here's a list of things we know about him:
1. Created a terribly-written (and unintentionally hilarious) product starring a furfag abomination.:sonichu:
2. Believes that the aforementioned furfag abomination is his son.
3. Thinks that said furfag has legions of loyal fans, all of whom are actually trolls.:julay:
4. Has little-to-no understanding of copyright law, but talks about it as if he's an expert.
5. Believes that everyone who doesn't like him is pure evil}:P, and that he is a flawless hero:cool:.
6. Condemns trolling and cyberbullying despite being a textbook cyberbully himself.
7. Has a massive ego, a huge sense of entitlement, and thinks he can do no wrong.
8. Delusionally believes that his creation is or will become a multimedia franchise beloved by children around the world.
This all sounds like someone we've heard of before, but I can't quite put my finger on it...
 
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Where is Adam/YourMovieSucks in all of this mess? Savage seems to have a huge boner for him and went out of his way to ensure YMS's Cool Cat video remained online while going on his flagging spree. He's playing up YMS like some paragon even though YMS did the same thing as I Hate Everything and those other reviewers -- if I were him I'd feel like I was walking on eggshells. Savage looks and sounds (and acts) like the type of guy who can and will fly off the rails at the slightest provocation.
Derek actually has no friends. So he pick up some review he feels "most positive".

He chooses it. And he wants to be YMS friends. Imagine Derek as CWC and YMS as Megan:
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I like how the guy who considers himself a "moralistic type of man" suggests that we "get busy" sending hate to those that he feels have wronged him. Way to be the bigger man, though I suppose he's revealed himself to be a sarcastic asshole anyway.

Also, you'd think someone who was apparently studying to be an attorney would have better sources than the first click-bait sites from a Google search.
 
Derek doesn't go after the YMS video because of furry solidarity.


Real talk, with all this "Cool Cat loves the kids" nonsense... I do wonder what would pan out if some of the more unscrupulous members of the furry fandom took to sites like Inkbunny and DeviantArt with parody Cool Cat accounts and submit/favorite underage artwork.

(Is YMS a furfag?)
 
Derek seems like the type of guy to get violently angry when he's pushed into a corner, which is fantastic. I think he has a lot of potential as a lolcow. He's never going to admit that he's in the wrong as far as copyrighted material is concerned, so he's going to snap at some point. It's inevitable. I'm already anticipating recorded footage of him screaming about how trolls are trying to slander and steal his content. He and Chris are oddly similar in how delusional they are; the main difference is that Derek has money. Other than that, I'm drawing a lot of parallels between them.
 
This is kind of random and forgive me if someone has pointed this out.

Cool Cat Finds a Gun, Cool Cat Rides in the Hollywood Parade and Cool Cat Stops Bullying were all made a few years ago, so Cool Cat Saves the Kids is actually three rejected TV pilots crappily edited together?

That would explain a lot...

It sure looks like that. YMS oddly didn't bring it up in his review but I'm pretty sure IHE did.

It actually explains a lot about how disjointed and clunky Cool Cat Saves the Kids is. None of the subjects have any relation to each other. The bullying storyline wraps up way before the movie ends (complete with Cool Cat, the little girl, Erik Estrada, and Vivica Fox all delivering a Very Important Aesop directly to the audience before waving goodbye), Cool Cat finding the gun was so incredibly unexpected and jarring I got whiplash, and the Hollywood Parade is very awkwardly inserted in the middle of the movie and has absolutely no payoff. Only The Room is more of a disjointed mess.

So instead of editing all three movies together in such a way that it formed a cohesive storyline, or just making a new movie, Derek basically just edited three unrelated shorts together and hoped for the best.
 
This is kind of random and forgive me if someone has pointed this out.

Cool Cat Finds a Gun, Cool Cat Rides in the Hollywood Parade and Cool Cat Stops Bullying were all made a few years ago, so Cool Cat Saves the Kids is actually three rejected TV pilots crappily edited together?

That would explain a lot...
I would tend to agree. Have only seen the YMS snark-screening of it (which was funny as hell), but it does seem as if he tacked together three different plots into one clumsy narrative.

And why he thinks the YMS review was "positive" is beyond me. Adam mercilessly ripped into the dialogue, acting, editing, cinematography, staging, costumes, plot(s), theme(s), advice given, and the entire Cool Cat concept and project. The only good thing he had to say about it was that CC gave better advice about what kids should do if they find a gun than some other public-service flicks. I suppose Savage the Sperg seized on that tiny morsel of praise, and pretended that the other 40+ minutes of continuous, relentless snark and abuse didn't exist.
 
And why he thinks the YMS review was "positive" is beyond me. Adam mercilessly ripped into the dialogue, acting, editing, cinematography, staging, costumes, plot(s), theme(s), advice given, and the entire Cool Cat concept and project. The only good thing he had to say about it was that CC gave better advice about what kids should do if they find a gun than some other public-service flicks. I suppose Savage the Sperg seized on that tiny morsel of praise, and pretended that the other 40+ minutes of continuous, relentless snark and abuse didn't exist.

He probably didn't notice at first, but managed to see the amount of income coming in out of curiosity and probably ignored it for a time. Any publicity is good publicity, right? Then he either let his true colors come out or the sales of Cool Cat were starting to dry out.

Part of me believes that he has a bit of exceptional individual in him and part of me thinks that he's just that dense.
 
This shit is so perfect, i just tune my profile to worship my new god!

DEEERE HE IS, MOTHERFUCKER!

Also, i like to object the quote from the official DVD cover:
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Its not the matter that i agreed or disagreed with it (Barney is also shit anyways), but its the fact that it breaches the Copyright Law by mentioning it on official material. Combine with the Derek's recent drama, and you get a hypocritical, self entitled asshole.
 
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Real talk, with all this "Cool Cat loves the kids" nonsense... I do wonder what would pan out if some of the more unscrupulous members of the furry fandom took to sites like Inkbunny and DeviantArt with parody Cool Cat accounts and submit/favorite underage artwork.
That would just be a normal furry
 
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Real talk, with all this "Cool Cat loves the kids" nonsense... I do wonder what would pan out if some of the more unscrupulous members of the furry fandom took to sites like Inkbunny and DeviantArt with parody Cool Cat accounts and submit/favorite underage artwork.

(Is YMS a furfag?)

I can't remember if loli/shota/cub or whatever is even still allowed on furaffinity, but it'd be hilarious to see either way.
(Yes.)

On his eBay he acknowledges that the adult sized shirt is most popular, so I wonder how he thinks that so many adults are watching this thing and enjoying it unironically.

I'd assume he's assuming everyone but him over the age of, say, 25, have kids. Maybe that's why he gets Cool Cat to call him Daddy? Some weird "I can't/don't have kids" thing?
 
I finally got around to watch Dereks latest video (Copyright infringement) and he sounds not only upset, but on the verge of tears. He's obviously very invested in Cool Cat. As others have mentioned before, he's really leaning towards being a Lolcow. He has his pet furry character and everything, along with his huge delusion about it being something super spectacular.
He also does many things the room did, by trying to shove in a lot of messages into a single movie, turning it into a huge (but hilarious) mashup that leads nowhere in the end.

Since his videos are pretty crisp too, you can see all of his faces, all the rage and heart he has for Cool Cat. Even as he smiles, claiming how much followers he has and how many sales he is getting, there is this bitterness in his movements and voice, as if he is fighting this huge war against the internet.

And I am loving every second of it.

Go out, Cool Cat. Go out and love ALL the kids.
He will. Thank you, Daddy Derek.

EDIT: Can't believe he actually advertised his shit at the end. Is he going the professional victim route?
 
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I finally got around to watch Dereks latest video (Copyright infringement) and he sounds not only upset, but on the verge of tears. He's obviously very invested in Cool Cat. As others have mentioned before, he's really leaning towards being a Lolcow. He has his pet furry character and everything, along with his huge delusion about it being something super spectacular.
He also does many things the room did, by trying to shove in a lot of messages into a single movie, turning it into a huge (but hilarious) mashup that leads nowhere in the end.

Since his videos are pretty crisp too, you can see all of his faces, all the rage and heart he has for Cool Cat. Even as he smiles, claiming how much followers he has and how many sales he is getting, there is this bitterness in his movements and voice, as if he is fighting this huge war against the internet.

And I am loving every second of it.

Go out, Cool Cat. Go out and love ALL the kids.
He will. Thank you, Daddy Derek.

"Go Cool Cat. Love to the extreme!"
"I have Lawyer in my POWER! "
" BULLY, CATTED BRIEFS! "
" Cool Cat Power! Pa chew. "
" And now for something completely different!" (Next movie message)
"THAT IS MY MOVIE! "
(Fighting) "I got a Cool Cat, within me"
"Take that video down NOWNOWNOW! "

*Grand Daddy Derek walks in*
 
It sure looks like that. YMS oddly didn't bring it up in his review but I'm pretty sure IHE did.

It actually explains a lot about how disjointed and clunky Cool Cat Saves the Kids is. None of the subjects have any relation to each other. The bullying storyline wraps up way before the movie ends (complete with Cool Cat, the little girl, Erik Estrada, and Vivica Fox all delivering a Very Important Aesop directly to the audience before waving goodbye), Cool Cat finding the gun was so incredibly unexpected and jarring I got whiplash, and the Hollywood Parade is very awkwardly inserted in the middle of the movie and has absolutely no payoff. Only The Room is more of a disjointed mess.

So instead of editing all three movies together in such a way that it formed a cohesive storyline, or just making a new movie, Derek basically just edited three unrelated shorts together and hoped for the best.

Nope, I watched both of those reviews, as well as some other random ones when I first became aware of Cool Cat a month or so ago and no one mentioned it.
 
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