Dramacow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

[DykesDykesChina]

I just typed "Cool Cat Derek Savage" into Google... OH MY...

"Cool Cat loves you"
-- um, can we maybe just be friends?


The question whether this is any better or even worse than Robert Stanek's "Bugville Critters" seems similar to whether one would prefer to jump into a manure pit or a dustbin full of decomposing junk food. Savage's retarded Tony-the-Tiger-Ripoff is about as creepy as any of Stanek's invertebrates, the fact that it has been given 3D existence via a dude in a fursuit may make an unbalanced man lose faith in humanity, though. Also, while Savage's web design skills resemble those of the Universe People or Timecube Guy, he seems to be more successful than Stanek, in that he succeeded at marketing and even movie-fying his orange cosmic horror.

Nonetheless, there does not seem to be a way to order any of his books. They all seem to be frozen in a "coming soon" vaporware state...

"Sir, we'd rather go back to Iraq."

At least it's not the least respected publication for singles...

Spoiler: mildly NSFW

I think he was better at posing naked than at creating beloved children's books characters...

 

[Lunete]

"I'm calling my lawyer" is like the grown up version of "I'm telling mom!"

 

[AnOminous]

I just type "Cool Cat Derek Savage" into Google... OH MY...

"Cool Cat loves you"
-- um, can we maybe just be friends?


The question whether this is any better or even worse than Robert Stanek's "Bugville Critters" seems similar to whether one would prefer to jump into a manure pit or a dustbin full of decomposing junk food. Savage's retarded Tony-the-Tiger-Ripoff is about as creepy as any of Stanek's invertebrates, the fact that it has been given 3D existence via a dude in a fursuit may make an unbalanced man lose faith in humanity, though. Also, while Savage's web design skills resemble those of the Universe People or Timecube Guy, he seems to be more successful than Stanek, in that he succeeded at marketing and even movie-fying his orange cosmic horror.

Nonetheless, there does not seem to be a way to order any of his books. They all seem to be frozen in a "coming soon" vaporware state...

"Sir, we'd rather go back to Iraq."

Nice misuse of the seals of the various Armed Forces.

Incidentally, that happens to be fucking illegal (DoD site).

 

[Ravana]

Also "Cool Cat wants you"

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Also "Cool Cat wants you"

...because he loves you!

 

[Cosmos]

Also "Cool Cat wants you"

...because he loves you!

And he loves ALL kids!

Spoiler

It would be so much less creepy if he just said "I love everyone!"

 

[Strelok]

Derek strikes me as the sort of autistic twin of the Troll 2 guy (The man who played the Dad) who he sorta looks like. both have taken entirely opposite reactions to their creative works being mocked.

And he loves ALL kids!

Spoiler

It would be so much less creepy if he just said "I love everyone!"

Is it just me or are the eyes misaligned? How does that even happen?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Derek strikes me as the sort of autistic twin of the Troll 2 guy (The man who played the Dad) who he sorta looks like. both have taken entirely opposite reactions to their creative works being mocked.


Is it just me or are the eyes misaligned? How does that even happen?

Well it is a shitty fursuit, what did you expect?

 

[MysticMisty]

Is it just me or are the eyes misaligned? How does that even happen?

It's not even just misaligned. The one on the right is much shorter and differently shaped compared to the other. Same with the eyebrows.

 

[Strelok]

I expect rule34 of this.
And I think his reaction will be priceless.

Not only does it exist, it involves a poorly photoshopped dick that Derek is stroking.

Spoiler: Thank You Google, I really needed to see this...

I really want to find people who do ironic porn and give them a beer, but at a safe distance so I don't have to risk touching them.

 

[Cosmos]

Not only does it exist, it involves a poorly photoshopped dick that Derek is stroking.

Spoiler: Thank You Google, I really needed to see this...

I really want to find people who do ironic porn and give them a beer, but at a safe distance so I don't have to risk touching them.

"Thanks, Daddy Derek!"

Also, I wonder if they got the idea through one of Daddy Derek's "entertainment magazines."

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Back when I still had RL friends who were furries, it was widely known that fursuits with shorts as bottoms were hiding a Strategically Placed Hole, and those were the suiters you really didn't want to hug. When you put that together with the fact that Cool Cat's actor doesn't get any other billing, and Cool Cat with false eyelashes is Mrs. Daddy Derek, on top of (har!) Derek's former career, it just all squicks me a little.

 

[Nayolfa]

Not only does it exist, it involves a poorly photoshopped dick that Derek is stroking.

Spoiler: Thank You Google, I really needed to see this...

I really want to find people who do ironic porn and give them a beer, but at a safe distance so I don't have to risk touching them.

I was actually thinking of drawing some fan art of Cool cat and buying a shirt from Daddy Derek ironically after watching IHE's video. But after the shit storm I'd rather draw some porn or gore of Cool Cat to hopefully trigger Derek (and for the lols).

Anybody got a request for cool cat art?

 

[Strelok]

I was actually thinking of drawing some fan art of Cool cat and buying a shirt from Daddy Derek ironically after watching IHE's video. But after the shit storm I'd rather draw some porn or gore of Cool Cat to trigger Derek.

Anybody got a request for cool cat art?

I found so much more than that, like don't even bother man. Trust me. If you can think of it, it's been done.

 

[Bugaboo]

I was actually thinking of drawing some fan art of Cool cat and buying a shirt from Daddy Derek ironically after watching IHE's video. But after the shit storm I'd rather draw some porn or gore of Cool Cat to trigger Derek.

Anybody got a request for cool cat art?

I was going to request something incredibly bizzare and detailed but I realized if I were to type it out I'd sound like a crazy bitch so I'll draw it instead and be a crazier bitch

 

[Strelok]

So I managed to track down a copy and... this bullshit is 70 min long? Oh lordy lord I dunno if I can do it.

 

[Bugaboo]

I dun it

Spoiler: Not Safe For Work As Fuck

Was originally going to be Cool Cat running through the streets impaling random naked women with his dick and he'd have like a line of 6 chicks on it. This was the first thing that popped into my mind and I deemed it too strange to draw

It should be noted I have no idea how the human body looks

 

[lainiwakuraa]

So I managed to track down a copy and... this bullshit is 70 min long? Oh lordy lord I dunno if I can do it.

Link?

 

[Strelok]

Link?

Not a streaming link. Edward Teach knows what I mean.

 

[BrokenEntity]

"COOL CAT LOOVES KIWIS!"