💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

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Spring 2022...Cool Cat Gets Knifed by Daddy
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Sidenote: Seeing the disaster the Oscar’s was this year, I’m excited to see how the 420 Awards go. Even Stephen Pearl and an Elvis Impersonator couldn’t be worse than what we got this year, so I’m wishing Derek nothing but the best
I'm just wondering if Cool Cat is going to go up there and bitchslap Daddy Derek? Seems like something he'd do because he's so classy.
 
4/20 on our doorstep and barely a peep out of Derek about the 420 awards especially after the whole Oscar’s fiasco. It’s like daddy d doesn’t even care about hyping it up anymore :(

I want to know if it’ll happen in person this year, if so, what back alley dumpster will be the venue? Will it be the same lineup as always? The harp lady, the puppeteer, that weird coked up comedian who rants about drugs in a very cringey way? Who’s bringing in the sad weed plant for the stage decorations?

Did voting already conclude on MOST AWESOMEST FILM EVER (that was released any time between 1970 and now)? Has derek even finished overdubbing the movie trailers with cool cat songs as to not infringe on copyright laws?

Alas, daddy’s only offering is 10 seconds of cool cat flips a house and a title edit of self defense for ladies *sigh*
 
He's still going with this. And I'm going to be it's going to be the most awkward thing he's ever made, if he's going to actually try and tie this with the COVID movie, and the fact he's going to include a kid with autism, and one with downs.
I'm actually hoping that some studio exec gets high and on a bet puts this in theaters.
 
Man I was worried about Derek there for a second. Hadn’t heard a peep out of him for a while. Of course he’d poke his head out for a money making opportunity. I bet when he saw the news about the shooting his eyes lit up. It’s cringe yes, but that’s the essence of Derek. I just want the new movie to actually get made instead of the thousandth bizarre b roll cut of cool cat kids superhero or 10 second promo from cool cat flips a house.

Get to work, daddy d!!
 
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