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Never, Derek has to regurgitate his old projects a bunch of times before he makes something new, and that new thing won't be the school shooting movie, but he will dangle it around again so that people give him money.Computer generated rotoscope of the same old shit. Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting was announced in 2018. WHERES THE MOVIE?
Well Daddy Derek figured out a way to make himself look even creepier than he normally does.Clips from the groundbreaking 2nd kids AI feature film:
As it's been said Derek is a huckster. Guy isn't about being famous. He just wants to make money through any means.Never, Derek has to regurgitate his old projects a bunch of times before he makes something new, and that new thing won't be the school shooting movie, but he will dangle it around again so that people give him money.
Legend has it that if you wear cool cat jeans, Tommy wiseau underwear, and a Neil breen shirt, you gain the power of looking really stupid.Derek is really flexing his acting chops in this ad for Cool Cat Blue Jeans.
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I hope Dirty Dog doesn't pull an Alec Baldwin on Cool Cat.The intro to his new video is great:
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Derek is really flexing his acting chops in this ad for Cool Cat Blue Jeans.
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Daddy Derek is lucky he’s talking to 10 year olds trapped in 1998 instead of 2025. Gen Alpha kids would tell him to blow his brains outWhy is Daddy Derek speaking to a classroom? For the second time it turns out?
Great title for a youtube upload aimed at kids.
Dirty Dog Threatens to Shoot Up Cool Cat's School
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Sunday at 3:00 pm est, be here or be sad!!
Breaking News! Derek will be releasing the Cool Cat vs Dirty Dog movie tomorrow on youtube.
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I always thought he looked more like 80s David Carradine.Derek Savage has the teeth of a lifelong meth addict, it makes me thankful that entire video is out of focus.
This detail got a laugh
and his attempt to extort more money is coming yet again. I bet twice the amount of money on the Kickstarter goal he's going to bait-and-switch again.
-a 'Bible Themed' scene, I reenact the Devil trying to tempt Jesus to worship him.
Dirty Dog plays the devil's part and Cool Cat is the Savior.