💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

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This detail got a laugh
My favorite part of the Fund-raising tier definitely has to be this one:
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"In Mother Russia, actor pays you!"
 

apparently he's gone full blown AI-Slop mode. Derek's way of being lazy barely meets half-assed, I would say quarter-assed at the most.
Definitely. From Thanksgiving:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fwAgP-Wzho (megalodon.jp)(PreserveTube)

From Christmas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv47c7Nk-PM (megalodon.jp)(PreserveTube)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK0FwGhe4Zo (megalodon.jp)(PreserveTube)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqdVyppaLNM (megalodon.jp)(PreserveTube)

New Cool Cat AI movie slop. Footage in the second video of "I want to be a cowboy" which is about as bad as you could imagine. He wants to call it Cool Cattopia, as a ripoff of the Zootopia 2 title.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwiQ6kW_1BI (megalodon.jp)(PreserveTube)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpVIOv2PfTI (megalodon.jp)(PreserveTube)
 
AI shit isn't even entertaining in a "so bad it's good" way. It's just bad and has none of the awkward charm of Daddy Derek making home movies with a guy in a terrible catsuit and Vivica A. Fox and Erik Estrada. More Daddy Derek in a costume would've been funny and cringe, this is just nothing.

I expected AI to ruin good art, I didn't expect it to ruin bad art
 
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I expected AI to ruin good art, I didn't expect it to ruin bad art
Ironically that's the exact thing it ruins worst. Technically proficient but soulless art (like that many AIs generate) can actually look good and serve some purposes.

The whole "so bad it's good" thing really requires that the creator put his heart and soul into it and you can see that while he failed at what he tried to do, he actually was trying to the point you can sympathize. You can see there was an actual human being on the other end of it.

Ed Wood and Tommy Wiseau are good examples of this. In Wiseu's case while he didn't create what he wanted to, he did create something unique and wonderful, and he was eventually in on the joke himself. You can laugh at Plan 9 and how awful the movies he used Bela Lugosi in were, but Bela was in seriously rough shape from drugs and without Ed Wood he probably would have died homeless.
 
AI shit isn't even entertaining in a "so bad it's good" way. It's just bad and has none of the awkward charm of Daddy Derek making home movies with a guy in a terrible catsuit and Vivica A. Fox and Erik Estrada. More Daddy Derek in a costume would've been funny and cringe, this is just nothing.

I expected AI to ruin good art, I didn't expect it to ruin bad art
Exactly, art is a lot more than something you look at or a book you read. I will mildly PL and confess I did read his Apocalypse: The Second Coming Novel and enjoyed it in a "dumb fun" and "Avengers parody" kind of way. Derek Savage is awful at what he does due to his pure laziness, but at least put some effort into it, laughing because he was a 50-60 y/o man with a beer gut running around in a cat costume that clearly was two sizes too small and believing he was the next Spielberg.
 
I *still* laugh every time I remember Derek failing to drum up interest for Cool Cat Starts a School Shooting, while also regaling himself with acting out how John Travolta or Justin Bieber would dance in this film that exists purely in his own, cracked-out imagination.
Now, thanks to AI, he can just type into Grok "John Travolta, Justin Bieber and Cool Cat dance during a school shooting" and have it shit out the movie for him!
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I'm praying Derek uses AI in the most retarded ways possible. AI Cool Cat promoting crypto pump and dumps. AI Cool Cat and Dirty Dog beating up AI Jason Johnson as another weird vendetta fulfillment. AI Cool Cat spouting Epstein conspiracies. I hope AI allows Derek to be unleashed and unhinged, and no longer held back by things like law or decency.
 
I'm praying Derek uses AI in the most retarded ways possible. AI Cool Cat promoting crypto pump and dumps. AI Cool Cat and Dirty Dog beating up AI Jason Johnson as another weird vendetta fulfillment. AI Cool Cat spouting Epstein conspiracies. I hope AI allows Derek to be unleashed and unhinged, and no longer held back by things like law or decency.
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Coming up: Cool Cat saves Iraq!
 
The description for Cool Cat Topia - Kid's Paradise

The second kids' AI feature film in history! Every Cool Cat book, animated by AI. Also, for some reason Derek Savage left his audience to publicly pitch names for the film to him in a YouTube comments section, hence all the alternative titles

I wonder if YMS or Erik Estrada will cameo... or has Derek burned all his remaining bridges?

Also, $2500 for starting roll? Jesus, even Weinstein would have an easier time casting.
 
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