💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

[deeman]

 

[millais]

Derek in left ear, Cool Cat in right ear lol

 

[Swedish Fish]

Derek in left ear, Cool Cat in right ear lol

Daddy Derek is trying to get into the ASMR game.

 

[Judge Holden]

Well...daddy derek dropped the "cool cat stops a school shooting" indigogo vid and...jesus goddamn it may just be the funniest shit i have seen all week

I wont spoil all the hilarious tidbits but look and listen closely and im sure you will notice certain irregularities about the vid

 

[Without A Gout]

"The solution to school shootings is Cool Cat".

Fucker gonna be armed with an AR-15 on campus or something?

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Well...daddy derek dropped the "cool cat stops a school shooting" indigogo vid and...jesus goddamn it may just be the funniest shit i have seen all week

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yqd-aWDC5-0
I wont spoil all the hilarious tidbits but look and listen closely and im sure you will notice certain irregularities about the vid

Oh my God. This will be GREAT when it comes out.

 

[Internet_Loner]

Fucking shameless.

 

[Jack Awful]

Well...daddy derek dropped the "cool cat stops a school shooting" indigogo vid and...jesus goddamn it may just be the funniest shit i have seen all week

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yqd-aWDC5-0
I wont spoil all the hilarious tidbits but look and listen closely and im sure you will notice certain irregularities about the vid

There's fucking birds chirping during every one of Cool Cat's lines. He didn't even try to hide the fact he's reusing clips from older Cool Cat vids.

Wonder where the original Cool Cat actor went and why he left (though, it's probably just embarrassment)

 

[millais]

There's fucking birds chirping during every one of Cool Cat's lines. He didn't even try to hide the fact he's reusing clips from older Cool Cat vids.

Wonder where the original Cool Cat actor went and why he left (though, it's probably just embarrassment)

The original voice actor did new lines for the merch-shilling video, so I bet he's still got a working relationship going on with Daddy Derek. More likely than not, new lines will be recorded for the School Shooting Video, and the current audio there for Cool Cat is just a placeholder.

 

[Slamerella]

Considering Derek Savage I feel he'd be the kind of guy who would START a school shooting

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Are we not going to talk about "Cool Cat vs the Wicked Witch"?!

I'm certainly not going to donate to his "champaign".

 

[Super Collie]

"Champaign" is a beautiful word that only Derek Savage himself could've come up with.

 

[ES 148]

This is an AU where Butch and his friend didn't just stand around outside school with the gun

 

[Cosmos]

Well...daddy derek dropped the "cool cat stops a school shooting" indigogo vid and...jesus goddamn it may just be the funniest shit i have seen all week

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yqd-aWDC5-0
I wont spoil all the hilarious tidbits but look and listen closely and im sure you will notice certain irregularities about the vid

 

[AnOminous]

"Champaign" is a beautiful word that only Derek Savage himself could've come up with.

Along with Urbana, it's a rather nice and mellow metropolitan area.

 

[Cosmos]

I just browsed Derek's eBay account out of curiosity and came across this:

https://www.ebay.com/itm/MEDIEVAL-MACE-AND-AXE/263063524615?hash=item3d3fced507:g:VwcAAOSwcj5ZVYry

How fucking amazing would it be if Cool Cat stopped the school shooting with a medieval mace?

 

[Super Collie]

I just browsed Derek's eBay account out of curiosity and came across this:
View attachment 393978 https://www.ebay.com/itm/MEDIEVAL-MACE-AND-AXE/263063524615?hash=item3d3fced507:g:VwcAAOSwcj5ZVYry

How fucking amazing would it be if Cool Cat stopped the school shooting with a medieval mace?

lol did Van Halen sign this too?

 

[Burned Man]

I just browsed Derek's eBay account out of curiosity and came across this:
View attachment 393978 https://www.ebay.com/itm/MEDIEVAL-MACE-AND-AXE/263063524615?hash=item3d3fced507:g:VwcAAOSwcj5ZVYry

How fucking amazing would it be if Cool Cat stopped the school shooting with a medieval mace?

Derek Savage presents his newest film. Cool Cat gets medieval on the bullies.

 

[___-]

>be cool cat
>get shot

 

[Hiragana]

>be cool cat
>get shot

>has nine lives, so can take it
>get up
>kill the surprised shooter
>be a hero