💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

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If not a furry named Dirty Dog shooting up a school with "Slave beaver" is going to be the best horror story ever. I don't know what is. I just don't understand how he is going to get an anthropomorphic child friendly cat to fit in to the picture.
 
Perspicacity said:
This sounds like it's going to be a masterpiece. Daddy Derek's interpretation of what a school shooting entails should be quite the eye opening experience.
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I'm also awaiting how Derek views disabled people. He wanted to make it absolutely clear that he's going to include not one, but two mentally disabled kid into his film, one with autism, the other with down syndrome.
 
AnOminous said:
Brazilian Beaver.
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It could also be just any female name (Becky Beaver, Betty Beaver) because it's so screwed up that Dirty Dog has a female beaver slave. Then there could be a sequel called "Beaver; Unchained" about her liberation.

I'm curious to see how Derek will handle the issue of mentally challenged kids but slavery? That's gonna be interesting, too. What is slavery to Derek Savage? Likely as weird as his takes on bullying and what he thinks kids find fun and interesting.
 
Chan Fan said:
I'm curious to see how Derek will handle the issue of mentally challenged kids but slavery? That's gonna be interesting, too. What is slavery to Derek Savage? Likely as weird as his takes on bullying and what he thinks kids find fun and interesting.
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He'd probably depict it as Beaver being a forced minion rather than somebody that Dirty Dog keeps chained in the basement. All of the bad guys in these films are depicted as 1960s Batman villains, so who's the say he won't go down that route.
 
Perspicacity said:
This sounds like it's going to be a masterpiece. Daddy Derek's interpretation of what a school shooting entails should be quite the eye opening experience.
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After stumbling back onto this thread after years of not paying heed to Daddy Derek, im legit worried that he isnt planning a film on school shooting, but a literal school shooting and he is taunting us with the getup and costume he is gonna use when he unloads a full drum of 7.62 into the local preschool's Christmas nativity play

Also for any who doubt there is still a chance we may yet see this glorious film come out, may I remind you that the Maradonia film managed to get fuckin made and leaked to the internet, and Tesche was workin on a far larger scale and with far less celeb friends than Daddy Derek
 
BSV said:
If not a furry named Dirty Dog shooting up a school with "Slave beaver" is going to be the best horror story ever. I don't know what is. I just don't understand how he is going to get an anthropomorphic child friendly cat to fit in to the picture.
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Leave it to Derek to create something vastly inappropriate for children in his children's movie. I hope cool cat is packing in the school and it just devolves into a western shoot out with Derek using those sticks he trains with.
 
Ya'll are dumb, it'll be Butch the Beaver, he ascended to furrydom just to fuck with Derek's oc.
 
Ido said:
Ya'll are dumb, it'll be Butch the Beaver, he ascended to furrydom just to fuck with Derek's oc.
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This makes so much sense, it's either exactly what'll happen or it'll still be something bonkers.
 
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