💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

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ScrappyLobsterchu said:
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"COOL CAT STOPS a SCHOOL SHOOTING" Update #1 - Movie Roles, the Screenplay, and @PewDiePie

“COOL CAT STOPS a SCHOOL SHOOTING” Update #1. Movie Roles listed, the screenplay, and is @PewDiePie in? Contest to win a Speaking Role is coming. - Cool Cat ...
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This is actually going to be hilarious. It's going to be so inappropriate for kids.
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Sweet lord, I'd been praying for another Cool Cat movie. I didn't get enough of the furry undertones and shitty child acting the first time around.

I have a feeling it won't be nearly as good though, if only because Derek seems the type to try and replicate the success of Cool Cat Saves the Kids when the humor was so deeply ingrained with how non self aware it was.
 
Eclair's Shota Paradise said:
I have a feeling it won't be nearly as good though, if only because Derek seems the type to try and replicate the success of Cool Cat Saves the Kids when the humor was so deeply ingrained with how non self aware it was.
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Assuming this sees the light of day, what it loses in earnestness, it gains in three-day whiskey-jag hilarity.
 
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Jack Awful said:
Crude exploitable of Daddy Derek showing some poor trigger discipline.
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I almost lost it when he said "die-log."

By working up to how Dirty Dog becomes a bully who enslaves a beaver I really hope we get a full psychological profile. I think that's what we were missing with Butch the bully. The Asian kid Butch hangs out with in Cool Cat Saves the Kids later meets up with them and talks about how his mom spanked him for getting in trouble but we never got a story arc where we see Butch's mom drinking a margarita, scrolling through FB wondering why he's home so later or his absentee father not answering the phone when the police are trying to reach him because his son is about to go to juvie. Perhaps this movie will cover these elements.
 
niggers said:
good. i would much rather see some very confused, untalented porn tier actors genuinely try to do this than some smug youtube shithead do it "ironically"
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I want to see porn tier actor’s playing youtubers attempting to be ironic

on a serious note though, the whole “Dirty Dog is the school shooter we all fear” thing is a horrible representation of school shooters. Very rarely is a school shooter some random person who enters the campus without affiliation. True, Sandy Hook was, but most school shootings are students snapping. So it can’t even have the stupid “these are signs to prevent a shooting from happening” moments, which you think you‘d want to educate children about
 
Derek doesn't give a shit about teaching anyone anything. He just wants to Make It in the movie industry.
 
I'm really excited to see what comes of Derek trying to direct poor autistic children to act. Or maybe he'll just get normal kids and have them pretend to be autistic. Honestly I'd say it's a fifty fifty shot, either way it'll be good.
 
am I the only one who thinks that a grown man that loves making children videos is creepy? I wouldn't be surprise if Derek gets arrested for being a pedo.
 
Blue_Snow said:
am I the only one who thinks that a grown man that loves making children videos is creepy? I wouldn't be surprise if Derek gets arrested for being a pedo.
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No. I’ll admit to being extremely creeped out by Mister Rogers as a kid, and even as an adult I find him(and Sesame Street for that matter) unsettling
 
Blue_Snow said:
am I the only one who thinks that a grown man that loves making children videos is creepy? I wouldn't be surprise if Derek gets arrested for being a pedo.
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He doesn't come off as a pedo to me at all, just money-grubbing and very misguided.
 
daddy derek is just trying to find some sort of cash cow like Barney, and Barney is his outdated reference point. He probably just heard some kids sing the Barney song in the 90s and he thought it was so dumb that it was brilliant from a financial point of view and hes been chasing that rainbow ever since. At least, that's my theory. Remember kids, Cool Cat loves you!
 
Sonichump said:
daddy derek is just trying to find some sort of cash cow like Barney, and Barney is his outdated reference point. He probably just heard some kids sing the Barney song in the 90s and he thought it was so dumb that it was brilliant from a financial point of view and hes been chasing that rainbow ever since. At least, that's my theory. Remember kids, Cool Cat loves you!
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Well, he's been trying to make Cool Cat a thing since the early 2000s at the very least. Perhaps even the late 90s.
 
Sonichump said:
daddy derek is just trying to find some sort of cash cow like Barney, and Barney is his outdated reference point. He probably just heard some kids sing the Barney song in the 90s and he thought it was so dumb that it was brilliant from a financial point of view and hes been chasing that rainbow ever since. At least, that's my theory. Remember kids, Cool Cat loves you!
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I agree, especially since one of the quotes on the DVD case is about how Cool Cat is cooler than Barney. I don't know how many kids like coloring books anymore either considering tablets have coloring programs on them. Most kids shows for the demographic he's trying to reach are animated so his 90's approach isn't going to be as lucrative as it was back then. I've never heard a kid mention Cool Cat, just adults who think the whole thing is hilariously bad.
 
Steamboat_Bill said:
Well, he's been trying to make Cool Cat a thing since the early 2000s at the very least. Perhaps even the late 90s.
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Maybe in 2030 he'll finally realise childerns characters have been computer amimated since the early 2000s and that costumed characters are increasingly redundant to almost irrelavancy. I can only imagine what kind of train wreak cool cat would be if he managed to get a 3D animated series for it, probably something like this........
 
Eclair's Shota Paradise said:
Sweet lord, I'd been praying for another Cool Cat movie. I didn't get enough of the furry undertones and shitty child acting the first time around.

I have a feeling it won't be nearly as good though, if only because Derek seems the type to try and replicate the success of Cool Cat Saves the Kids when the humor was so deeply ingrained with how non self aware it was.
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I doubt it since Derek still has no self awareness because he believes that kids watch his content and believes that these high profile celebrities will benefit from being in his films.
 
did Derek went mental or something? I found this shit on shit site and it creeps me the fuck out. I know he has furry fans, so I guess he made this for them?
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