💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

[AprilRains]

Cool Cat Goes to War, followed by Cool Cat Experiences PTSD

And then the final irony:

Cool Cat Kills The Kids

You either die a hero, etc.

 

[deeman]

Cool Cat's guide to feline AAAAAAAAAAAAIDS!

Don't remember much from last 420 awards other than it sucked, didn't they just randomly gave awards to random people and... some effing puppeteer? Guess i could torment myself looking it up but if somebody got a hot take?

 

[Wabbu]

Cool Cat's guide to feline AAAAAAAAAAAAIDS!

Don't remember much from last 420 awards other than it sucked, didn't they just randomly gave awards to random people and... some effing puppeteer? Guess i could torment myself looking it up but if somebody got a hot take?

It was in a random comedy club in Vegas and they got some random local entertainers (surprised a drag queen didn't randomly show up) and Derek mispronounced several names, including Andre Grande

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

Cool Cat Goes to War, followed by Cool Cat Experiences PTSD

Followed by Cool Cat Gets Fucked by the VA and then Cool Cat Sucks Dick on the Streets for Food.

 

[Army Burger]

And then the final irony:

Cool Cat Kills The Kids

You either die a hero, etc.

Cool Cat Commits a School Shooting

 

[Chan Fan]

And finally - Cool Cat Shoots Daddy Derek and Gets Taken Down by the Cops

 

[AprilRains]

And finally - Cool Cat Shoots Daddy Derek and Gets Taken Down by the Cops

Officer Butch fires the killing shot.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Cool Cat Prostitutes Himself For A Moment Of Oblivion After Prostituting Himself For A Dollar

 

[Burned Man]

"Cool Cat Goes to The Trenches" when?

How Cool Cat learned to stop worrying and LOVE the bomb.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

How about "Cool Cat Commits a War Crime"? "Cool Cat Gets Fragged"?

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Cool Cat Exposes Himself To Senior Citizens And Special Needs Children

 

[Chan Fan]

Cool Cat Gets Beheaded by ISIS

 

[Army Burger]

Cool Cat Commits Suicide

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Cool Cat Gets Beheaded by ISIS

Cool Cat Joins The Jihad

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Cool Cat Shits Up A Thread.

 

[Monolith]

Cool Cat Posts on Kiwifarms.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Cool Cat Kind of Thinks This Joke Is Getting Worn Out

 

[Chickorita]

As stupid as these joke titles can be, they're still better and more marketable than anything Daddy Derek can come up with. I secretly hope he finds this thread and adds movies like "Cool Cat Gets PTSD" to the CC lore.

 

[Chan Fan]

As stupid as these joke titles can be, they're still better and more marketable than anything Daddy Derek can come up with. I secretly hope he finds this thread and adds movies like "Cool Cat Gets PTSD" to the CC lore.

I agree, I was reading the ones other people wrote and laughing. Imagining Cool Cat in any of those scenarios is hilarious

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Derek should just start making Cool Cat porn parodies. Because that'd be funny as shit. He could certainly appeal to the furfags.

Or turn Cool Cat into a gritty Punisher style vigilante. Cool Cat beats the shit out of and tortures Butch the Bully by wiring his genitals to a car battery.