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As awful as this is sure to be, it has the potential to be one of Derek's most inoffensive endeavors. For some reason, he always chooses to tackle very delicate issues like bullying, gun safety and defense, vandalism, even school shootings for fuck's sake! All of these require lots of tact and subtlety (both of which Derek has an alarming lack of) to be dealt with.
He didn't advertise this thing at all to my knowledge, I only found out about it because he said he was done filming it, which is really strange. Which tells me that he had the opportunity to do it and it wasn't something he planned out which is why it will probably be missing Derek's brand of forced in social commentary and be boring and inoffensive.As awful as this is sure to be, it has the potential to be one of Derek's most inoffensive endeavors. For some reason, he always chooses to tackle very delicate issues: Bullying, gun safety and defense, vandalism, even school shootings for fuck's sake! all of which requiere lots of tact and subtlety (both of which Derek has an alarming lack of) to be dealt with.
So, if he wants to produce something where he's like "Hey kids, buying and fixing houses to sell at a profit may be a good investment idea" or "Home improvement is a great activity for you and your dad to bond together" then all the power to him. Then again, him being Derek Savage, this is more than likely going to suck, and maybe he'll even find unexpected ways to make it wrong and offensive. Besides with Derek's horrible taste I don't have much hope for any property he puts his hands on.
lol who cares no real kid is gonna watch this shit anyways
"Hey kids, we're here at a foreclosure auction! What's that?? Well, apparently when the economy went down, this deadbeat couldn't pay his mortgage, so we're buying his house at dirt floor prices! Which, ironically enough, he's going to be sleeping on."maybe he'll even find unexpected ways to make it wrong and offensive.
Cool Cat Harasses The Negroes!
Good god, that rubbery mask...chills
Cool Cat meats the starving chinamanWhen will Daddy Derreck do his part and make books such as
-Cool Cat Fights Corona
-Cool Cat's fun activities to do while under Quarantine
-Cool Cat Loves When The Wind Blows
"Meats" meaning throwing them in a trash compactor and then sanitizing with fire.Cool Cat meats the starving chinaman
I love how that little kid in the background looks clearly scared of cool cat
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Its hard to look cool when your squinting in the desert and wearing a 420 awards shirt, but that doesn't stop Derek from trying.
I continuously wonder - does Derek not have any friends to take him aside and just say, "Dude, come on. This has gone far enough. This needs to stop."?
Also -
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U8rnt9dsEYQ
I will admit I don't how he swapped the gun for the trophy so quickly...I continuously wonder - does Derek not have any friends to take him aside and just say, "Dude, come on. This has gone far enough. This needs to stop."?
Also -
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U8rnt9dsEYQ