💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

[Steamboat_Bill]

If this was an attempt at humor, he has failed once again

I actually think it was a guy who told him he was Obama... for whatever reason.

 

[NoFeline]

I actually think it was a guy who told him he was Obama... for whatever reason.

It's a guy they hired to play Obama.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

It's a guy they hired to play Obama.

Reach-arounds were an extra $50.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Spoiler: 480p Archive

Derek Savage's Easter Message 2020.480p.mp4

"what gets me off the most about that E-Easter"

lol

That is horrifying. The man is so unnatural in everything he does. The way he speaks, the way he moves, the way he just holds himself. It's like he's trying to imitate somebody with talent but doesn't know the proper way to do so.

Has anybody actually met this guy in real life and wondered if he was an alien or is he more natural when he's not on camera?

 

[Kiwi Farms Lurker]

Not Cool Cat. He's too cool. /sneed

Too Cool to Fool™

No wait, that was Chester Cheetah.

 

[Chan Fan]

 

[Puddleduck]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aXwsTZ-YfiM

Someone tell Adum!!

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aXwsTZ-YfiM

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Chan Fan]

New non-video

 

[ASoulMan]

New non-video

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xamXE73dZj8

God that Dirty Dog costume is janky. Also it looks more like he's awkwardly groping him than assaulting him

 

[Captain Marvelous]

God that Dirty Dog costume is janky. Also it looks more like he's awkwardly groping him than assaulting him

Why do you think his name is Dirty Dog?

 

[Chan Fan]

Why do you think his name is Dirty Dog?

Used to be in the porn industry, that's where Derek met him

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Why do you think his name is Dirty Dog?

Because Daddy Derek said so?

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Used to be in the porn industry, that's where Derek met him

What if Dirty Dog is played by the same porn star who played the cop in Cool Cat Saves The Kids?

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

New non-video

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xamXE73dZj8

Archive:

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

God that Dirty Dog costume is janky. Also it looks more like he's awkwardly groping him than assaulting him

Awkward groping is a form of sexual assault, legally, so both are equally valid!

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Awkward groping is a form of sexual assault, legally, so both are equally valid!

You know, since he's Dirty Dog, can we say he's making Daddy Derek... his bitch?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Cool Cat forgets how carona virus works

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Cool Cat forgets how carona virus works
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I like how Derek confuses an obvious "Lion King" mask for a monster one.

At this rate I am waiting on what BS Derek is going to spew about Corona in his film if he makes it of course

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Cool Cat forgets how carona virus works
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That's because Cool Cat saved us all from the Coronavirus by beating it up.