😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Out of curiosity, I tried clicking the Donate and Add to Cart buttons on Dan's LTBLP.com site, to be met with the messages "This recipient is currently unable to receive money" and "Things don't appear to be working at the moment. Please try again later.", respectively.

Could cancellation of his PayPal account explain why Dan seems to be semi-serious about finding employment in his latest videos?
 
Dave Meltzer said:
I completely missed this video by Dan. Thanks for making a song about it Weedle I would never have seen it without it. Dan discussing his desire to eat shit and the health benefits of eating shit. Oh I shouldn't say shit he says it is gross to use that word. Eating shit, that is okay; but saying the word, that is gross.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=IdNb_Jtmlns;m=2;s=45
Click to expand...

Why does he have orange lips? That doesn't look like something from food
 
Pikimon said:
Why does he have orange lips? That doesn't look like something from food
Click to expand...

He did hurt his lower lip lately from a silly habit involving his top teeth making contact with his lower lip, so that orange stain he had may have been blood I guess.
 
Dave Meltzer said:
I completely missed this video by Dan. Thanks for making a song about it Weedle I would never have seen it without it. Dan discussing his desire to eat shit and the health benefits of eating shit. Oh I shouldn't say shit he says it is gross to use that word. Eating shit, that is okay; but saying the word, that is gross.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=IdNb_Jtmlns;m=2;s=45
Click to expand...
Dan's sexual fantasies are the most unsexy thing I've ever heard. "If you would do this with a 15 year old they would probably be freaked out". Yeah Dan, they would.
 
Pikimon said:
Why does he have orange lips? That doesn't look like something from food
Click to expand...

It looks like the color of the Kimchi he was eating in an earlier video.

Toasty said:
Dan's sexual fantasies are the most unsexy thing I've ever heard. "If you would do this with a 15 year old they would probably be freaked out". Yeah Dan, they would.
Click to expand...

Yeah the worst is his fantasy about sodomizing a woman while she is giving birth. Even if you disregard all the reasons why it isn't practical to have sex during childbirth it still isn't sexy.
 
Last edited:
Does he eat his meals cold? He often seems to spend 15-20 minutes pointing a camera at a plate of food before touching it.
 
Accostus said:
Out of curiosity, I tried clicking the Donate and Add to Cart buttons on Dan's LTBLP.com site, to be met with the messages "This recipient is currently unable to receive money" and "Things don't appear to be working at the moment. Please try again later.", respectively.

Could cancellation of his PayPal account explain why Dan seems to be semi-serious about finding employment in his latest videos?
Click to expand...
Interesting about the site not working, though no surprise since Dan and "work" don't fit in the same sentence.

What is it makes you think he's serious about finding work? All I hear is the same "I went to X and there were too many Mexicans/it was too toxic/there were dark vibes/I was weak due to not eating enough." He's been giving the same speech for years now, just different places he's NOT willing to work at.

And the orange on his lips was from the kimchi he always eats plus not brushing his teeth or washing for days so it would come off. Dried blood isn't light orange, it's very dark red/black.
 
The most interesting revelation (to me at least) in the latest videos, is that Kim used to work at McDonald's:


EDIT -

And since I'm not going to create a gmail account to comment on YouTube, I'll put this link here to show Dan he CAN make money on the Vegas strip:

https://lasvegasweekly.com/as-we-se...te-interview-guy-who-wants-you-kick-him-nuts/

I think Dan would be good at this because he's tall, so many of the kicks would lose their momentum, and people may actually be willing to pay more because he's a registered sex offender.
 
Last edited:
Accostus said:
https://lasvegasweekly.com/as-we-se...te-interview-guy-who-wants-you-kick-him-nuts/
I think Dan would be good at this because he's tall, so many of the kicks would lose their momentum, and people may actually be willing to pay more because he's a registered sex offender.
Click to expand...

Seriously, you should get a hold of Dan and tell him about this. Easy money and like you said people would like to kick a registered sex offender in the nuts. He looks like the type that enjoys pain....who knows? Since he's back to the boring bedroom talk, it might motivate him to get out again.
 
While it's probably safer for the teenage girls of Los Angeles, Dan's recent fixation on glyphosate and what he ate that day doesn't make for compelling viewing.
 
Doesn't Dan look like a young, balding Bill Nye?

MV5BMTgyNTU3MzIzN15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMDA2MDY2NDE@._V1_UY317_CR3,0,214,317_AL_.jpg
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom