😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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GilaMonster said:
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Being fawned over by popular culture blasted Bill's brain
 
For AF and others, I'm going to upload old Dan Cilley material which might of interest over at mega.nz.

I'll edit this comment rather than bump the whole thread, with new items first:

Live the Best Life Possible! (8_12_2017).mp4 (260mb)- Includes full audio of Dan's porch-front interview with ABC7 News (at 1:20:00).

Kim sets of a chain reaction of anger due to spiritual reasons.mp4 (215mb) - Kim is actually quite lucid, and trying to respond to Dan's nonsense with logic and commonsense.

Christmas Day 2016 Vlog.mp4 (157mb) - Includes Dan's epic Christmas Day poem (at 1:33:00).

Live the Best Life Possible! Podcast (April 12, 2017).3gp (65mb) - For the first 20 minutes-or-so, Dan discusses his trial in Abraham Lincoln voice.

Live the Best Life Possible! (8_27_2017).rar (547mb) - A multi-part vlog originally at dancilley.com, shared as it was originally uploaded (parts are missing, and Dan accidentally reuploaded parts from an earlier vlog towards the end). For much of the vlog, Kim is in a semi-delusional state of mind, and Dan is taking her rantings personally.

Sonoma County VegFest 2017!.mp4 (13.4mb) - Dan is confronted by an event employee, and told to leave.

Walking from My Mom's to My Dad's in Rohnert Park.mp4 (162mb) - Includes the accost of the "asian woman with big boobs" and a lengthy debrief.
 
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Accostus said:
For AF and others, I'm going to upload old Dan Cilley material which might of interest over at mega.nz starting with:

Live the Best Life Possible! (8_27_2017).rar (547mb) - A multi-part vlog originally at dancilley.com, shared as it was originally uploaded (parts are missing, and Dan accidentally reuploaded parts from an earlier vlog towards the end). For much of the vlog, Kim is in a semi-delusional state of mind, and Dan is taking her rantings personally.
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Is this the one he started to cry when Kim scolded him for farting and cried and whined like a housewife that Kim didn't properly appreciate him cleaning out the closet?
 
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Shrimply Pibbles said:
Not sure if this was posted here before but I never knew all these details about his trial.

https://medium.com/@brunoatthestake/excitable-boy-the-dan-cilley-saga-40982e800955
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It is on page 73, but thanks.

The latest Cilley videos could have been posted 3 years ago (except for the references to his trial)---exact same stuff. His brain is stuck in neutral. He's at least somewhat aware of it because in "part 1" when he says he is going to take action, he then says that anyone who has watched his videos before must be rolling their eyes. Then he goes back to the same stuff about girls craving to have babies, etc.
 
deus et ursa said:
You know how he's always going on about his ultimate calling being to grow the freshest fruits and vegetables? Has he actually... done any kind of gardening/farming... or shown any aptitude for it, ever?
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No. I guess it makes as much sense as his plan from the videos on the 24th to join the military (as a convicted sex offender in his 30s) and become a truck driver even though he never drives and had a panic attack last time he drove in LA. Or the times he's briefly moved to Vegas even though the lifestyle there is the exact opposite of everything he claims to believe in.

Logic isn't Dan's strength.
 
Here's a new Dan video where he states that if you give a woman flowers she should be "overwhelmed with joy" and be "attached to you from then on". If she's not, she must have leaky gut. Wow, who knew Danny Boy would turn out to be a taller Russell Greer? And he's got the usual food rantings and how he should be able to meet underage girls stuff in there too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0Rg-1vOTLc
 
In one of his slew of new videos, Dan claims that all black women in LA are unstable and he doesn’t want them raising his children.

Curious , is his homeless man hat & sunglasses combo a “disguise” that he wears during the daytime? It works about as well as when the 90’s Ninja Turtles would wear trenchcoats and fedoras to hide in plain sight.

He's also up there as the single worst thumbnails on my subscription feed. Fucking hideous.
 
GilaMonster said:
He's also up there as the single worst thumbnails on my subscription feed. Fucking hideous.
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I haven't been watching his videos since I relied on comments to check out the notable stuff. He has been using the hide user from channel feature so people see their comments but no one else does. Despite this the thumbnails that show up are still a consistent source of amusement. Who does he think is going to click on these videos? Besides the usual people just to laugh at him.

His hideous food is more stomach turning than funny
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Nice close up of the yellow teeth
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If you are a raving lunatic might as well let everyone know just from the thumbnail.
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@Dave Meltzer that's hilarious.

I noticed he pushed back his goal for making $1,000,000 a year to age 40, so he has eight more years to get there. His old videos where he had the exact same goals to be accomplished by, say, October 2016 taught him to push the date back so no "haters" can say he failed.

And yeah, Dan took away a lot of the fun in commenting by hiding the comments of everyone but Andrew and his various sock puppets who kiss his ass.
 
deus et ursa said:
You know how he's always going on about his ultimate calling being to grow the freshest fruits and vegetables? Has he actually... done any kind of gardening/farming... or shown any aptitude for it, ever?
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Just like to add to what strandedcastaway said, that Dan attempted to go to some kind of a vegetable fair in Rohnert Park but was kicked out, apparently by security (who knew vegfests had security? Sad!)

But at least he hasn't been swimming in piss and shit, like this LA kid: https://news.sky.com/story/boy-rescued-after-12-hours-trapped-in-los-angeles-sewer-11314875


A story just for you "A Name But Backwards": https://news.sky.com/story/portable-toilet-peeping-tom-gets-three-years-10435801
 
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What's funny about this recent run of "organic food" videos is that Dan IMMEDIATELY fails at eating organic. He's eating meat at his Easter dinner with Kim, then eats potato chips the next day. And he acknowledges he's failed, but then makes five more videos about how not eating organic food is ruining America and how everyone should eat organic like him.

So in other words, Dan hasn't changed.
 
Yes, he recorded an angry rant about some organic pizza he got from Trader Joes , eviscerating its every ingredient then ended it with “Oh, well. We start fresh tomorrow.”

You can’t write this shit.
 
Did anyone see this game that Dan's younger sister and her boyfriend Travis were helping develop?

https://itch.io/e/884311/traviswhendrix-updated-etiquette-quest

It seems to be a RPG where you play a Victorian-era female commoner being wooed by aristocratic potential suitors. Nonetheless, it would appear to incorporate some of the ideas that were being discussed on the old dancilley.com/social site for Dan's and Andrew's "Accost" game, including an old-school Sierra "Quest" look and feel.
 
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