😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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Gudrun.Margret1 said:
Dan's now scrolling through videos on YouTube, is it new that he checks out videos about himself and gives commentary? There's a YouTube channel called Dan Cilley Archive apparently, is there a way to send all the videos I have of Dan to that channel since it has so little content - if I remember correctly I have all the videos that Andrew Fitzpatrick once complained about not having
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Oh, you probably have some good stuff then.

Dan's streaming 12 hours some days, so he ran out of content pretty quickly. He spends hours streaming himself sleeping or just his ceiling, and the rest giving the same speeches he's been giving for years now (his various OCD food issues, how he needs money but won't work, all of the faults of women and society, how he's going to give away fruits and vegetables, his sexual history). Occasionally something really funny happens, like when he went to court, got sentenced to more required mental health and went on a crazy rant for hours. His chat was funny but he stopped responding to the chat in any entertaining way because it was "too toxic" so it's just Dan talking to a wall like the old days.
 
yolo2020 said:
He met his idol Ice Poseidon tonight.
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I'm confused. Has there ever been any indication Cilley is even aware of ice posiedon? How is it known they met? Do their interests intersect anywhere?Am i just clueless? Did this just accidentally get posted in the wrong thread? Why am I asking all these questions?
 
Toasty said:
I'm confused. Has there ever been any indication Cilley is even aware of ice posiedon? How is it known they met? Do their interests intersect anywhere?Am i just clueless? Did this just accidentally get posted in the wrong thread? Why am I asking all these questions?
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Yes, Dan has referred to Ice many times in videos. Dan had a few streams where he went looking for Ice, though the one time Dan ran into him Dan of course turned off his camera. Dan was bothered that someone who drinks and "blasts his brain" like Ice could be so popular. Some of Dan's million-hour streams are even called "Ice Poseidon" or some misspelling of it, so there's a starting place.

They met because they're both streamers in LA. Their interests? I doubt it. Dan just added 150 subscribers yesterday from sniping Ice's stream though. How Dan will handle the attention from Ice's army rather than the 15 people who usually entertain themselves in Dan's chat remains to be seen.
 
Toasty said:
I'm confused. Has there ever been any indication Cilley is even aware of ice posiedon? How is it known they met? Do their interests intersect anywhere?Am i just clueless? Did this just accidentally get posted in the wrong thread? Why am I asking all these questions?
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He danced in front of ice posiedons car last night. You can check it out on his live stream. He also got cash from the dude that was driving ice.
 
Dan's still out there. He was streaming pretty much 24/7 for a while, but first he got strikes against that channel and had to switch to one of his old ones, and then he didn't pay his service provider and lost that streaming ability (or at least he stopped doing it). This month, for those who are into this sort of thing, he's danced mostly naked and shaved his chest for money. However, his streams degenerated to him staring at his computer monitor, and were mostly sitting in his apartment or sleeping. Also, he spent most of his government money on a self-help scam seminar, so now he's broke with nine days until his next check. Rather than get a job, he's begging for cash on YouTube. He's also making the same videos as always (you know the content by now if you've seen Dan).
 
Hard to know what to say to this one. Dan's dad was documented as an abuser and played a large role in why Dan and his siblings turned out the way they did. In the video, Dan starts talking about glyphosate and leaky gut instead of how he actually felt about his father, but then he shows some actual human emotion. Dan discloses that he was no longer talked to his dad because he owed his dad money. I can't imagine the guilt at never getting to say goodbye, but Dan doesn't mention that. You can tell he's affected but harbors a lot of anger towards his dad too.

27:00 Dan gives some insight into why he stays with crazy schizophrenic Kim. Basically, his parents criticize him for only talking about sex, accosting, never working, and Kim doesn't (though she does, but this is what Dan says). To him, Kim is accepting.

32:00 Dan fought with his dad over accosting, and still feels mad that his dad didn't approve of it. Dan thinks it was bad parenting. Then he goes back to defending accosting, which he doesn't do anymore anyway and his father just died...but it's Dan. It's always about him. Then it's back to Starbucks and the usual Dan mantras.

59:00 Someone offers to pay for Dan to go home for his father's funeral, but he ignores it. He says, "I don't feel like dancing right now. I'm angry. <blows out gas> I ate potato chips today. I'm not going to eat potato chips." So it's like Dan's streams on days his father hasn't died.

1:03:11 Says he is "feeling intermittently sad but not that sad because I haven't been talking to my dad much...I guess my dad has always been dead in a way because it's always been impossible for me to talk to my dad about almost anything because I felt so tense...I felt so tense...I should have been able to be a way different person....I think it's the same problem I have with gluten...." Then he blames his problems with his father on gluten.

Gluten? Your father died with you not talking and....gluten? I can't even.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkjwRaC249M
 
strandedcastaway said:
Hard to know what to say to this one. Dan's dad was documented as an abuser and played a large role in why Dan and his siblings turned out the way they did. In the video, Dan starts talking about glyphosate and leaky gut instead of how he actually felt about his father, but then he shows some actual human emotion. Dan discloses that he was no longer talked to his dad because he owed his dad money. I can't imagine the guilt at never getting to say goodbye, but Dan doesn't mention that. You can tell he's affected but harbors a lot of anger towards his dad too.

27:00 Dan gives some insight into why he stays with crazy schizophrenic Kim. Basically, his parents criticize him for only talking about sex, accosting, never working, and Kim doesn't (though she does, but this is what Dan says). To him, Kim is accepting.

32:00 Dan fought with his dad over accosting, and still feels mad that his dad didn't approve of it. Dan thinks it was bad parenting. Then he goes back to defending accosting, which he doesn't do anymore anyway and his father just died...but it's Dan. It's always about him. Then it's back to Starbucks and the usual Dan mantras.

59:00 Someone offers to pay for Dan to go home for his father's funeral, but he ignores it. He says, "I don't feel like dancing right now. I'm angry. <blows out gas> I ate potato chips today. I'm not going to eat potato chips." So it's like Dan's streams on days his father hasn't died.

1:03:11 Says he is "feeling intermittently sad but not that sad because I haven't been talking to my dad much...I guess my dad has always been dead in a way because it's always been impossible for me to talk to my dad about almost anything because I felt so tense...I felt so tense...I should have been able to be a way different person....I think it's the same problem I have with gluten...." Then he blames his problems with his father on gluten.

Gluten? Your father died with you not talking and....gluten? I can't even.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkjwRaC249M
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I think this solidifies that Dan's a low-functioning autist.
 
Dan's dad shouldn't have eaten animal products and he wouldn't have died of atherosclerosis, looks like Dan was right in the end.

Senior Lexmechanic said:
I think this solidifies that Dan's a low-functioning autist.
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I can't believe Dans mental health workers haven't identified him as an autistic yet. Outrageous!
 
I've been too busy to keep up with the shitpost chronicles that is Dan's channel. It's overwhelming, is there anyone out there with a TLDW?

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darth_hendrix said:
I've been too busy to keep up with the shitpost chronicles that is Dan's channel. It's overwhelming, is there anyone out there with a TLDW?

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Dan's grandmother and father both died recently, so Dan and his family are inheriting some money/property. For those who don't know, Dan has two sisters, one brother who is fairly sane, and two brothers who are so autistic they're in the care of his mother. So there are a lot of people with their hands out for Dan's father's meager inheritance, with Dan (who was estranged from his father at the time of his sudden death) at the front of the line. And Dan is agitated in this video because his mental illness is clashing with people who don't want to deal with it.

So, Dan's sisters (who actually work, have families and lives, etc.) want to get an estate lawyer because there are newly discovered assets and two estates involved. Dan, who has been living on welfare for years and spent his last $2000 from the gub'ment on a self-help program rather than, say, food or rent and clearly has not a fucking clue about money or estates, thinks he can do everything the lawyer could do because he "knew his father and grandmother and the lawyer doesn't". This then leads to "all women are lazy" (even though Dan is in his mid-30s and has never held a real job), welfare should be banned (though he'd have starved without it), and then Starbucks, McDonald's, ecstatic childbirth, etc.….the usual Dan routine.
 
strandedcastaway said:
Dan's grandmother and father both died recently...
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Thanks for the update, I can't imagine the emotional whirlwind that family is currently going through. I don't know much about his mother but from what I do know (based off Dan's recounts of his conversations with her), it seems like she has been slowly reaching her breaking point even before Stewart passed. Can only hope his sisters have been keeping things under control, for their sake anyway.
Anyway, may I ask where you have been keeping up to date? Dan must have been banned from every existing social media website by now, and I'm curious to hear his thoughts on these rather serious and complicated matters, although I'm willing to doubt his thoughts have changed much since I last saw him.
 
darth_hendrix said:
Anyway, may I ask where you have been keeping up to date? Dan must have been banned from every existing social media website by now, and I'm curious to hear his thoughts on these rather serious and complicated matters, although I'm willing to doubt his thoughts have changed much since I last saw him.
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I just watched the video you posted and summed up what he said, adding a few things he said in other videos. No inside sources here lol. Like many cows Dan says and does the same shit (and makes the same mistakes) over and over again, so he's predictably insane, if lacking all logic.

Dan's not banned from YouTube; in fact he just put up some videos in the past day or two.
 
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