4:15 Vegan Dan got a chicken burrito at the mission yesterday.
"I met a black guy who had glasses so he seemed educated." "We talked for an hour about how Mexicans have made the country worse." There's our Dan. "Maybe he was gay or something because he was like attracted to me." Then the guy gave him five bucks. Then the guy took him to the store to buy food "Then when he came out [er]...he said he wanted to walk on the other side of the street so I just stood there like uh huh...I said why. To avoid people...he was talking like an autistic person [pot kettle black]...he just wasn't that valuable." Guy then wanted Dan to walk to the corner with him, but Dan said no. "I think he was just gay right...they're similar to women. He wanted me to, uh, he was super happy I was walking with him." I think Dan blew his one shot at getting laid this year.
Back to Kim's. Story continues. Kim yells, "Why are you recording?" She's had enough of that lately. So Dan thought the guy would stab him and rape him. "Agree? Hello?" Story peters out.
17:00 Vegan Dan is eating four hot dogs.
19:30 Incident at the elevator recounted by Dan---guy who lives in Kim's building told Kim and Dan that if Dan came in the elevator he wasn't coming out. Sadly Dan did not go in and get shanked. Dan spends minutes debating what he should have done---should he have challenged the guy? This guy may have been gay too.
25:00 If you like to hear someone chew into a camera, this is the day for you.
28:30 Dan recounts the story of shoving a small woman to the ground. Dan attributes this guy, a "hater", to Dan's fame. Kim says, "You're not famous Dan!" Dan admits this.
37:15 "My belief is that they [the haters] wish they could do what I do." He's showing he's better than them, approaching every girl he wants (though he hasn't since last year).
39:00 "I haven't done anything illegal...except when I grabbed a girl last year in November...that's the only thing I've done illegal, I think." This is stated casually while he's with his schizophrenic girlfriend with whom he has "outercourse", but Dan always treats Kim like she's not a person except when he wants something.
43:00 Still talking about mean guy in elevator. All the boring shit Dan puts on his videos and THIS threat he can't show. He's pointing out that this same guy stepped on his foot six months ago and that's assault. Dan ran away at the time (Dan's words).
52:45 Dan complaining about salt, fat, and sugar blasting the brain while he has been chomping on hot dogs for the last 20 minutes.
56:40 Kim calls Dan a stupid idiot and asks him to stop. She says it's causing a problem for her and no one is listening to him (!). Dan is pretty meek so far today.
1hr 8min: Kim and Dan argue. She asks him to stop again. She's much more feisty lately. Could be the alcohol. She said Dan has flaws and "No wonder people don't like you." Maybe she hears more than she lets on? This is great. She makes fun of Dan moaning and crying. Somehow he ties in women rejecting him to women watching movies and eating junk food. I don't get why you can't like both pizza and sex. More lectures about eating the right foods while gorging on hot dogs. If Dan had a sense of humor, he would be funny.
1hr 22min: Dan ponders nightclub attacks and why ISIS doesn't just get jobs.
1hr 35min: "If the customer knew the white people baked the white bread, they'd buy it."
"I'm going to rinse my mouth out because I don't want the chewed-up hot dog bun to be easily eaten by bacteria on my teeth."
Then he explains bulimia to us. "It's weird, oh my god, it's so stupid." "How can you be so simple minded?" Pot meet kettle again. "Why are people fat? They're addicted...my stomach's huge. I'm addicted to gluten." Dan has admitted in the past he's not actually allergic to gluten, and if he's shown anything in his 1000 videos it's that he doesn't understand food allergies. "Haters" say he's not really allergic.
If you don't like listening to a guy who just gorged on hot dogs and ice cream lecture you on how cheap and easy it is to eat healthy, you might want to skip this part. I got a big bowl of gluten to eat with it though so I'm good.
1hr 52min: Still rambling. Same diet shit as 100 other video except this time he tells us not to eat meat while he's eating roast duck, pizza, ice cream, hot dogs, and gluten)
2h4 4min: "Fat people don't travel a lot" Dan must have never been to Disney. People who travel don't eat much in restaurants. Back to the lecture how cheap beans are.
2hr 10min: "Women by nature are parasites." Kim objects---she's paid for all the food Dan is gorging himself on---but then Dan backtracks to say this is just when they're pregnant. "They're pretty much disabled...they'd have to use a man's money to get a car." (Dan doesn't believe in women being allowed to drive.) Dan is unfamiliar with women working during pregnancy. Kim objects and Dan keeps screaming "hello" at her.
2hr 15min: Dan's future vision where he rules the world and has hundreds of thousands of kids in his polyamorous lifestyle filled with constant sex. The new way to get this by Kim to say there will be "five Kims," which may not be the correct selling job with a schizophrenic.
2hr 17m: In the Philippines, "they're anticipating the king's arrival" It's worth seeking out that old video with the Skype call that he refers to here where Dan became convinced the Philippines is his "happier abroad" dream world. It was a paid chat line where the women were humoring him, but it convinced him Filipino women would service him someday. It's a magical land where the women sing karaoke and have no money for alcohol.
2hr 27min: Kim makes a collage with her dream house. It's cute.
2hr 29min: Dan's Internet will be cut off unless we donate to save it. Or "I get a job, which I'm not motivated to yet". "The only way I will get motivated is if I'm on the street. " Sounds good to me Dan, let's try it.
