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😵💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert
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strandedcastaway
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Dan claims his whole family is autistic except him, but then Dan claims a lot of things...
Also I was wondering, I've seen several mentions in this thread of how Dan has grabbed women/a woman at least once, did he do this in a video? Or did he just say that he did it. I've heard him talking about wanting to do it, but that's all. Admittedly I have only seen a fraction of his videos though.
Random observation: Dan resembles both his parents a whole lot, although his dad is just 5ft 7 compared to Dan's 6ft 3, so maybe he gets the height from his mother's side.
He likes to take down the unpopular videos and make himself seem more popular than he is. He starts over every so often, and once his channel was taken down from YouTube, probably because he's clueless enough to post things like the video where he fucks himself in the ass.
As far as the grabbing women, there are videos (like the one where he looks at the warning poster in LA about himself) where he says he grabbed a woman. Because he usually has the camera on himself, I don't think he grabs anyone on camera. It's all verbal like talking about his dick getting hard or screaming at passersby. He was detained and thrown off campus at Sonoma State for stalking women (he talks about it at 30 minutes into the wheat/gluten video he posted today, how he was handcuffed for bothering women and had a knife in his possession). He's banned from Whole Foods for bothering random women. He has talked repeatedly about humping Kim and cumming on her while she screamed no, including in very recent videos he hasn't pulled, but I'm not sorting through the 5-hour videos to find the exact spot (I may have recapped one of those though). As Dan would say, "It's so stupid!"
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WEEDle
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I watched all of his most recent video today (the struggling to be happy in America one) and what a trip. Takes him about 10-15 minutes to realize the camera is zoomed too far into his face, and then a bit after that Kim and him have a big argument whilst he is eating food, something about locking the door, and Kim shouts.
Later on in the video though he appears to get quite sentimental towards Kim, talking about how much he loves her, how attractive he finds her, how if she would have sex with him he wouldn't even want anyone else etc. It's a shame really, because as someone pointed out earlier in this thread, it would be nice if they were just two mentally ill people supporting each other, but he does appear to have a tendency to treat her like shit as well.
Towards the end of the video as they are walking through the streets I would even go as far as to say they are getting along, and I got a nice snap from the video of Kim giving a thumbs up which I thought was cute:
I like happy Kim. During some of his singing videos you can hear her giggling in the background and shouting "woohoo" and "yeehaw" He mentions in the video that years ago, during the first year of their relationship or so, they would have sexual intercourse, but she does not allow this anymore.
Later on in the video though he appears to get quite sentimental towards Kim, talking about how much he loves her, how attractive he finds her, how if she would have sex with him he wouldn't even want anyone else etc. It's a shame really, because as someone pointed out earlier in this thread, it would be nice if they were just two mentally ill people supporting each other, but he does appear to have a tendency to treat her like shit as well.
Towards the end of the video as they are walking through the streets I would even go as far as to say they are getting along, and I got a nice snap from the video of Kim giving a thumbs up which I thought was cute:
I like happy Kim. During some of his singing videos you can hear her giggling in the background and shouting "woohoo" and "yeehaw" He mentions in the video that years ago, during the first year of their relationship or so, they would have sexual intercourse, but she does not allow this anymore.
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He should just set up a gopro and a 24-hour livestream, it seems easier than carrying around a camera all day and uploading his entire life to youtube four hours at a time.
strandedcastaway
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He says that in every video. Before you start painting this romantic picture of Dan and Kim (and leaving aside his repeated descriptions of humping her while she screams at him to stop), in literally every video he talks about how he wants to find a harem of women to service his needs, and he does this WHILE SITTING NEXT TO KIM, who he allegedly cares about and "loves". So fuck painting their lives as anything sweet because that's bullshit. He cares about her as far as her disability check goes and because she supports him so he can sit on his ass and make videos all day.
dancilleyfan
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at the end he traps his cum with the foreskin , drops it in the bottle that has been shoved up deep inside his ass , then he drinks the cum out of the bottle . he concludes the video by laughting like a maniac and insisting on the fact that what he has just done is not gay
20.30 - 'That's it , I want a cock inside me , I want a hard cock inside my ass'
WEEDle
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I am aware of the other side of Dan, as I said in the part of the message you didn't quote:
I have seen the videos where he puts Kim down, complains about her both whilst she's there and isn't, how he talks about 'molesting her' and such. I am not trying to paint their relationship as ideal, far from it, I am just trying to see the whole picture. Like any relationship, abusive or not, there are good times and bad, even if the good times are believed to be manufactured simply for his own personal gain.
I apologize in advance for the double post, but holy shit! I almost didn't believe you guys when you were talking about that video, then I started to watch it for myself.
It has such gems at the 11:15 mark as "It doesn't even feel that good when it's going in. It feels like you're taking a shit. But *pants* my shit doesn't even smell bad, it doesn't even taste bad. I've never done this before, stuck this in my butt and licked it, tasted it, it smells a little bit bad".
Before that he was contemplating how he should be gay or bisexual but he isn't unless he's really horny. Lol. I wonder if this video used to be audio only or did he edit the video to be a blank screen afterwards.
P.S. New video:
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Yeah, it's a fucking goldmine of funny lines.
At one point, he's like: "Now that I've stuck this bottle in my ass, you wouldn't expect me to put it in my mouth, because that's gross."
*proceeds to make loud sucking and grunting noises, bottle pops*
"Awww, fuck yeah"
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dancilleyfan
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I wonder if these are new clips he recorded lately or if they are just old recycles clips .
WEEDle
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I'm guessing they are new just based on the length of his hair matching up with his recent videos where he tells us it's August 8th, 10th etc. Also the title.
strandedcastaway
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He doesn't say the date in any of these. I think they're from last year because in his new (really long) videos he never approaches anyone. He just complains how everyone is too fat to approach, plus he limps a bit now due to the gout and didn't limp in these videos. He only did approaches last fall (he had the Black Friday video and the "Firstday" of December video, for example).
WEEDle
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What I meant was that he said the date near the beginning in the new videos Struggling to Be Happy in America and Wheat/Gluten Makes You A Zombie, not in the ALL-NEW compilation. If you watch all three of these videos, his hair is exactly the same, which leads me to believe they are recent.
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it would be great if he started to approach again , this guy is a fucking legend
edit - I just noticed , at 0.05 he says : I have some pain in my foot , but that's all that's holding me back . This among with his hair like WEEDle mentioned makes me think it is indeed recent . Now the question is how come he gave up uploading the 4 to 5 hours monster videos in favour of short compilations like this one
it would appear that he is very concerned with the size of his manboobs ( he was crying about having gynocomastia recently )
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Mel Lester
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Going on about sex in the first two mins of a dating video isn't going to attract most women. I would be scared his crazy girlfriend would come after me. Although he doesn't look bad so he would have more luck if he shut his mouth. I think he's saying what many men think when looking for a woman, but they don't because they know it would ruin their chances.I haven't contributed much since the PT drama I stirred up died down, but this delightful image graced my Facebook feed the other day after some friends reposted it and after some digging, I think I may have struck potential gold.
Dan Cilley (he doesn't seem to have any online aliases that I can find) is a literally autistic wannabe pickup artist/diet guru who churns out incredible amounts of content on his Youtube channel - most videos are 10+ minutes long and feature him roaming around the city, ranting, raving, singing, accosting random women, etc. He uploads several per day and responds to criticism, etc. with comments and in some cases videos.
Here are some relevant links:
A good introduction to his personality: http://www.goodlookingloser.com/for...-i-can-approach-any-woman-i-want?limitstart=0 (he's so creepy even other PUAs think he's a creep); in this post, he reveals he "was" autistic.
His youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGOq_oBmpnS39yKqX-2Xq9w - there's so much content that I honestly don't even know where to suggest someone to start. Maybe his "online dating profile" video:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_BUzxjDNK1k
His blog: http://dancilley.blogspot.com/ - more of his stream of consciousness ramblings.
He's an "author": [MEDIA=amazon]B00ERQAKAS[/MEDIA]
His OKCupid (a screen shot since it may require being logged in to view):
(is on welfare; hates welfare recipients.)
His Twitter: https://twitter.com/dancilley (mostly garbage but posting this as proof that at one point he apparently had a GoFundMe to help bankroll more "accosting women" videos because everyone knows it's hella expensive to shamble around the streets talking to yourself)
He has something of his own lovequest and it knows no international borders: https://www.dateinasia.com/dancilley
TL;DR: an autistic self-loathing welfare recipient who thinks he has cured his autism with diet, believes all sorts of wacky stuff "THEY" don't want you to know (his autism was apparently caused by yeast living in his bowels, according to him), and who spends his days roaming the streets of LA ranting and raving to himself while bugging women. Thinks he's a self-help guru and diet-expert despite having questionable hygiene and even more questionable social graces. Seems to respond to interaction with videos so probably pretty easy to milk.
What do you think? Potential cow?
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WEEDle
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Also (minor powerlevel maybe but I feel it's relevant) I've been talking to him on facebook lately and he told me these videos are new. He said his gout is almost completely gone now, so he is able to get out and about again. Actually, I think he's been better for a while, he's just been very hesitant to approach women again as he has lost a lot of confidence over the past few months of illness and depression.
Also, when he talks about his "manboobs" in his videos, I really don't get it. We've seen him shirtless multiple times and he doesn't have manboobs at all, looks like he just has pecs. He actually looks to be in pretty good shape. Maybe he has some body image issues? I know he says sometimes he thinks he is good looking, but perhaps he swings between confident behavior and feeling miserable about himself, which would certainly lend credence to the armchair psychologist theory that he is suffering from some sort of bi polar disorder or manic depression.
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WEEDle
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I was about to disagree but I did freeze at 5:13 and okay, I can definitely see it more clearly from the side. From the front he looks pretty normal though. It is a pretty mild case but I can see how that could effect somebody's self esteem. I've seen worse though and if he worked out his chest and shoulders a lot more it might not be as obvious. Like female athletes, bodybuilders or weight lifters who get into it hardcore and have like zero body fat you see pictures of them and their breasts have all but shrunk and disappeared into muscle.
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Daniel's bottle riding video just got flagged down for nudity. What a shame.
Mel Lester
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I saw more of his videos and he's more creepy in those. He also has creepy fans who are abusive to women who question his methods, accusing them of being feminists as an insult.
He has fans who are saying he's only trying to improve his social skills, by scaring and following women with a camera. They should stop encouraging and help him act normal, because by the time he has an injunction banning him from being in public places, he will become just another loser who fills every comment section online complaining how everything wrong in the world is caused by feminists. Then will wonder why even less women want him than before.
He has fans who are saying he's only trying to improve his social skills, by scaring and following women with a camera. They should stop encouraging and help him act normal, because by the time he has an injunction banning him from being in public places, he will become just another loser who fills every comment section online complaining how everything wrong in the world is caused by feminists. Then will wonder why even less women want him than before.
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