Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

Dan says that he is back in LA. I'm curious how he made it back, as I wouldn't expect him to plan well enough to buy round-trip tickets. I also asked him what Jeremy was like, but he didn't answer that question.

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Also, he said to another person "Camera is down". I've always been wondering when some angry person would take his camera and destroy it, could it be?

Also, Jeremy reports that Dan went back to LA on a greyhound bus Friday morning. Apparently he only stayed there for like 1 day?

Basically he was there for less than 24 hours. He met up with Jeremy and made those awkward videos where Jeremy is trying to engage Dan in a conversation and Dan is ignoring Jeremy, making loud noises that makes Jeremy's neighbors complain, doing his silly voices and flexing his muscles/doing pushups for the camera.

When Jeremy talks about getting Dan laid, which you think Dan would be into, he's just like "Nope. Gotta know her for 30 days before I make love to her. She has to prove herself to me in those 30 days". When Jeremy tries to get Dan to stop talking about his diet, and tells him it's bullshit, Dan gets noticeably awkward and ignores Jeremy more whilst trying to go on about diet some more.

I think that last part is especially telling, as when Dan and Jeremy got separated in Vegas, Dan immediately went home and the first thing he does is write that stupid "Poly Lifestyle Update" bullshit with the generic picture of fruit and veg at the bottom.

I have to admit, that day I was genuinely curious what was going to happen to Dan Cilley lost in Vegas, and when I saw the first thing Dan do was not respond to Jeremy or anyone else who expressed concern about Dan's whereabouts, but to post that typical Dan Cilley psychotic fruit and veg rant I actually laughed my ass off.

Also Jeremy kept trying to get Dan to focus on what they were going to do THAT NIGHT, and Dan could not stop saying "I want to make money, I want a family, healthy healthy etc etc" and just could not focus on the here and now, because he was so obsessed with "visualizing what he wants for the future". Jeremy tries to tell him visualizing isn't enough, he has to work for it, but it was straight over Dan's head.

There was also Jeremy going on one of his own typical rants about how this generation is fucked and girls are whores and blah blah blah and Dan gets very awkward and quiet, and Jeremy tries to get Dan to agree with what he's saying but Dan deems it "too negative" and he only wants to think about "positive things" to manifest "positive energy".

So basically for all intents and purposes it appears this little excursion for Dan Cilley was a total disaster. I think because Dan and Jeremy both have such forceful personalities and opinion wise they seem to be at complete opposite ends of the spectrum it was impossible for them to get along. It seems Jeremy was getting frustrated trying to get through to Dan, and Dan probably felt like his way of life was under attack or something like that, so the first thing he does back in L.A. is to reinforce his belief systems by posting his healthy living garbage on Facebook.
 
Strong post Weedle. As far as Dan and Jeremy, Jeremy posted many times that Dan just wants women and that's why he's got all these "haters". Jeremy is either stupid or only purposely ignoring the vast majority of Cilley content because Dan really wants a cult where he is the center and a herd of women do his bidding, never disagree with him, and crank out his babies. Jeremy wants sex and to get drunk. So, very incompatible, but for some reason Jeremy never caught on to this. Once he told Dan Dan would actually have to work or that Dan's diet ideas were bullshit, it was all over.

What makes Dan funny for the masses (or the only time the masses have noticed him) is when he harasses women in the street. However, the MAIN part of Dan's fantasy is a cult being televised 24-7 with him the god at the center. Obviously healthy living is fine---if that was all---but Dan expects to be the center and worshipped by 1000 women and underage girls. However, not only can't the fantasy ever occur, but Dan does zero to make it occur, except for making videos. He doesn't have the charisma or ability to relate to or manipulate people, for the very reason he has the fantasy in the first place ('tism). In fact he's been a spectacular failure, in his own autistic way. So to keep the fantasy alive, he mainly sits in his room and talks to himself. And now he's back to that.

Here you go-

This is what Frankenstein Dan looks like when you aren't getting his constant POV. Wish I knew how to save Facebook videos, because he looks like a disaster here:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/downtownla/permalink/1287967951235836/?hc_location=ufi
Nice detective work....wonder how many days in a row he staggered around the streets wearing that same outfit?

Dan says that he is back in LA. I'm curious how he made it back, as I wouldn't expect him to plan well enough to buy round-trip tickets. I also asked him what Jeremy was like, but he didn't answer that question.

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Also, he said to another person "Camera is down". I've always been wondering when some angry person would take his camera and destroy it, could it be?

Also, Jeremy reports that Dan went back to LA on a greyhound bus Friday morning. Apparently he only stayed there for like 1 day?
Dan's complained about his camera and/or begged for a GoPro so many times that I remember it cost $500 and was purchased in 2009 but he never paid the credit card bill. He hasn't been "accosting" since he posted all those in-apartment vids so I don't see how anyone else would have broken it. That camera works a lot harder than Dan does, so it probably killed itself to escape recording closeups of his greasy head. RIP brave camera. You did heroic work.
 
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Dan's complained about his camera and/or begged for a GoPro so many times that I remember it cost $500 and was purchased in 2009 but he never paid the credit card bill. He hasn't been "accosting" since he posted all those in-apartment vids so I don't see how anyone else would have broken it. That camera works a lot harder than Dan does, so it probably killed itself to escape recording closeups of his greasy head. RIP brave camera. You did heroic work.
He said something about his camera holding onto files he could not extract so he programmed it and fucked it up that way apparently. The guy can't take Cae of shit to save his life. He's got several Obama phones, but broke all the chargers.
Basically he was there for less than 24 hours. He met up with Jeremy and made those awkward videos where Jeremy is trying to engage Dan in a conversation and Dan is ignoring Jeremy, making loud noises that makes Jeremy's neighbors complain, doing his silly voices and flexing his muscles/doing pushups for the camera.

When Jeremy talks about getting Dan laid, which you think Dan would be into, he's just like "Nope. Gotta know her for 30 days before I make love to her. She has to prove herself to me in those 30 days". When Jeremy tries to get Dan to stop talking about his diet, and tells him it's bullshit, Dan gets noticeably awkward and ignores Jeremy more whilst trying to go on about diet some more.

I think that last part is especially telling, as when Dan and Jeremy got separated in Vegas, Dan immediately went home and the first thing he does is write that stupid "Poly Lifestyle Update" bullshit with the generic picture of fruit and veg at the bottom.

I have to admit, that day I was genuinely curious what was going to happen to Dan Cilley lost in Vegas, and when I saw the first thing Dan do was not respond to Jeremy or anyone else who expressed concern about Dan's whereabouts, but to post that typical Dan Cilley psychotic fruit and veg rant I actually laughed my ass off.

Also Jeremy kept trying to get Dan to focus on what they were going to do THAT NIGHT, and Dan could not stop saying "I want to make money, I want a family, healthy healthy etc etc" and just could not focus on the here and now, because he was so obsessed with "visualizing what he wants for the future". Jeremy tries to tell him visualizing isn't enough, he has to work for it, but it was straight over Dan's head.

There was also Jeremy going on one of his own typical rants about how this generation is fucked and girls are whores and blah blah blah and Dan gets very awkward and quiet, and Jeremy tries to get Dan to agree with what he's saying but Dan deems it "too negative" and he only wants to think about "positive things" to manifest "positive energy".

So basically for all intents and purposes it appears this little excursion for Dan Cilley was a total disaster. I think because Dan and Jeremy both have such forceful personalities and opinion wise they seem to be at complete opposite ends of the spectrum it was impossible for them to get along. It seems Jeremy was getting frustrated trying to get through to Dan, and Dan probably felt like his way of life was under attack or something like that, so the first thing he does back in L.A. is to reinforce his belief systems by posting his healthy living garbage on Facebook.
It was Jeremy's dad that asked them to keep it down to keep anyone from complaining. Jeremy lives with him in a stark, empty as fuck apartment.
 

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Looks like Dan has sought help. Amusing that he talks about it in the third person. :p

[NEWS] DAN CILLEY GOES TO DOWNTOWN MENTAL HEALTH

DOWNTOWN L.A. - Dan Cilley went to the Downtown Mental Health facility in order to talk to a therapist about his problems. He had high energy and was speaking in positive emotion the whole time. He probably inspired the therapist, and other workers there.

Source: http://dancilley.com/
 
Ok, who found Dan on the street?
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[NEWS] DAN CILLEY MEETS MAN WHO SELLS WEBSITES

DOWNTOWN L.A. - Dan Cilley was jogging in place at John Fante Square (6th & Grand), on the southeast corner, when a man approached him. Dan said that he was trying to "go without stopping." Dan was wearing a green apron and the man asked him if Dan was going to work. Dan said he was just going to the library. Dan asked him, "Where do you work?" The man said he sold websites. He asked Dan if Dan could sell. Dan then started reciting the 7 fundamentals of selling. The man asked if Dan had a resume. Dan said he did, but tried to explain that he had high energy and was willing to do anything to make money. The man somehow insisted that Dan should have a resume. He said that Dan should send out resumes to get a job. He asked Dan if Dan had a cell phone, but Dan did not have a phone. Dan tried to get the man to buy a phone for him, but the man said to send him Dan's resume first. Dan said, "I'll send it right now," then Dan sent it very soon after that.
 
I can't wait to go to the Cilley Brothel!

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We have a brothel where anyone can go and pay for sex. It's not just sex though. The prostitutes provide the best experience possible. It's like going to a therapist, but you get to have sex with your therapist. The prostitutes are very nice, relaxed, welcoming, friendly, warm, and open. They can talk about anything. You can talk to them, and then make love with them. It's an amazing time. Anyone, if you are 16 or older, can go there. It's a great place. Your first session is FREE.

The Cilley Brothel was created in order to promote a healthy lifestyle. Sex is part of a healthy lifestyle. We focus on living the best life possible; we are always focusing on creation of value. Healthy food an dating, romance, and sex, d sex are what people need in order to be happy. Healthy sex satisfies the brain and body and soul. Dating, romance, sex, and making love are what life is about. We help people develop sexual momentum. People should be regularly sexually active, as well as romantically. It's like physical exercise. The body is in the best health when it is exercised physically, as well as emotionally, mentally, sexually, spiritually, etc. We help people feel complete.

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Did anyone happen to watch (and just maybe, download) that new video embedded at dancilley.com before it got taken down by YouTube?
 
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Did anyone happen to watch (and just maybe, download) that new video embedded at dancilley.com before it got taken down by YouTube?

Edit: It's the Winston Wu speech that Dan has uploaded at least three times and had taken down for copyright violations (we figured here it was because Wu "hired" Dan to produce something, but not for Dan to distribute it himself in his own name). Dan created yet another new channel, "Daniel Cilley", and it's up there for now. I see on Dan's Facebook that he said he took out the accosting footage this time, so this new video might be all Winston Wu but Dan edited it together (I haven't watched this one but didn't want people to think it had interesting new content if it didn't).

 
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New accosting video up on Dan's Facebook page from yesterday, 11/11/16. Looks like it's embedded directly into his FB page to perhaps avoid having YouTube delete it. I'm only a few minutes in, but already people are so violent towards him today and he's had two guys nearly assault him already. He's really amping up and getting scarier. AND he's using his cell phone now, which almost, if it's possible, seems to be having a more detrimental effect on everyone. I think it's because maybe they thought he was doing a more professional production with the other camera, and now he's just a creep using his phone for *personal* use? Anyway, here's a link to his FB page:

https://www.facebook.com/dan.cilley.5?hc_ref=NEWSFEED&fref=nf
 
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New accosting video up on Dan's Facebook page from yesterday, 11/11/16. Looks like it's embedded directly into his FB page to perhaps avoid having YouTube delete it. I'm only a few minutes in, but already people are so violent towards him today and he's had two guys nearly assault him already. He's really amping up and getting scarier. AND he's using his cell phone now, which almost, if it's possible, seems to be having a more detrimental effect on everyone. I think it's because maybe they thought he was doing a more professional production with the other camera, and now he's just a creep using his phone for *personal* use? Anyway, here's a link to his FB page:

https://www.facebook.com/dan.cilley.5?hc_ref=NEWSFEED&fref=nf
His new tendency to scream "Ow!" every time someone turns him down (so he does it at least a dozen times here) is going to get old really fucking fast. It was funny how he was shocked that not all of America had off from work on Veterans Day---then again, he's never worked a real job for more than a week, so....
 
Damn, Dan's Obama phone has a real potato cam. His choice to upload his videos to Facebook instead of YouTube was a really bad one, even if YouTube has deleted some of his videos, he's not going to be able to reach a wide audience as easily on Facebook (ie us). Oh well back to watching the video.
 
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Thanks for posting. I jumped to an hour in and it's "why is everyone fat (guy gave himself gout twice), hard cock, licking girls' assholes, I was too scared to say anything, everyone envies me, I'm way better looking than these Mexicans". Still entertaining in its insanity, but the same insanity as his past 4-hour lectures. On the plus side, no extreme closeup of Dan's face for three hours!
 
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I jumped to the second hour of the video and for about half an hour Dan is in one of his upset states where he keeps saying 'shit', 'fuck', and 'God damn it'. Interspersed with his cursing is him saying what he thinks he should say in order to pick up women (e.g. 'Sorry to interrupt but I want to make love with you right now').

Looks like he's abandoned his 30 day no-sex trial thing as he wants to try to get girls to come back to his apartment with him within seconds of him accosting them. "Let's go have sex right now. You can't be doing anything more important with your time".

He also talks about how he should of tried to open a car door again. Something is clearly wrong in Dan's thinking when he thinks forcing himself into people's cars when accosting them may work.
 
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I jumped to the second hour of the video and for about half an hour Dan is in one of his upset states where he keeps saying 'shit', 'fuck', and 'God damn it'. Interspersed with his cursing is him saying what he thinks he should say in order to pick up women (e.g. 'Sorry to interrupt but I want to make love with you right now').

Looks like he's abandoned his 30 day no-sex trial thing as he wants to try to get girls to come back to his apartment with him within seconds of him accosting them. "Let's go have sex right now. You can't be doing anything more important with your time."

I also listened to that portion... it's some intense cognitive dissonance. He is so clearly fixated on getting girls back to his apartment for sex, but at one point he says "I'll tell them we'll have sex, but we won't have sex... not for thirty days... we'll just talk" and then goes back to how he's going to badger them into having sex with him.
 
Dan's whole "plan" is hilariously stupid for someone whose whole life is making a plan (or maybe that's the point, that he can never follow through so he can't "fail"). He's going to grow fruits and vegetables and live off the land in that fertile farmland of Las Vegas, Nevada. He will live an all-natural life where he is the center of a harem in that noted home of clean living, Vegas. He'll convert everyone in Las Vegas to clean living and teach them how to have sex again, because of course no one ever gets laid in Vegas and everyone goes there to drink water and grow potatoes. This despite the fact he just went to Vegas and it was so bad he snuck home in the middle of the night without telling his only friend there, who he was staying with. Dan's a funny guy.
 
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