Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

I was going to say it's bad when a schizo seems more with it than you but I think Dan might also be schizophrenic, or something on par with schizophrenia.

He always is speaking about thinking positive. Him doing negative things, he is ok with... but hearing, understanding, acknowledging negative things brought up by other people he won't accept. Did he always think having sex in front of children is a-ok? Or was it brought up and he spun things into a positive in his own mind.

As far as I know he started harassing younger and younger girls on his own... but did someone else bring it up? He is just going deeper towards doing shit he is told not to do, yes?

Help me, Cilley fans, you are my only nope.
I'll give it a shot, if you forgive the a-logging.

I think him wanting younger and younger women, as well as foreign women, is because he thinks he can control them. Because what he really wants is a cult. I say "harem" because it's cute but that's not what it is. He says it every day in every video---"women living in total harmony, having my babies, sex whenever I want it, all video cameras following me constantly" That's a cult. That's why he also wants women with no access to media/social media. The ideal woman would be a 16-year-old who has no family that he can mold and groom. And he thinks underage, non-American women are most likely to fall for this.

I think people telling him not to date underage girls just ties into everyone else who has told him his autistic fantasies are unrealistic and so he dismisses them. The cops who came to his condo investigating someone soliciting 12-year-old girls "must have been molested", he said. I thought that was pretty revealing to how warped his thinking is. He has a lot of hostility towards his mother, who he says didn't like sex, so I think some of the "no one has sex anymore" is from that (and the rest is a defense to make his own failures understandable). His whole fantasy world is designed to keep him in this bubble of worshippers. Everyone cranks out his babies while he makes $1 million a year. How? Because people will be watching his channel showing him making $1 million a year by living the best life possible. Hard to prove something like that wrong when it's self-perpetuating.
 
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I listened to the first five minutes and he's just parroting the same old stuff. There was a time when he just parroted on about diet stuff, this polyamory family rubbish was something he only came up with sometime this year, but now that dream of his feels as old as time itself. :P

Maybe one day Dan will write some books. Here's some possible titles:

Think and Stay in Skid Row
How to Keep a Woman who Spits on You
One Day my Diet Might Not Be an Issue (Mmm...popcorn)
Victim of Welfare
 
Forgive me for I have the tech savvy of an 80 year old, so this may not work. Vlog of December 6, 2016.

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I had my doubts about Dan being the artist behind these works of art, but it might just be him.
 
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In a new comment, Dan gets confused if he is Kamilar or Dan at the moment:

kamilar kulturistul5 days ago
I remember when Dan was succssful. Now Youtube keeps banning his videos for no reason. Dan has nothing to fight for...


kamilar kulturistul
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+Matt S He is. He is manifesting a big mansion with plenty of filipino girls. Kim is holding me back, but I will get rid of Kim soon. I love Kim but she is bad.


1) Always good to get a financial lecture from a guy with no money or income.
2) Dan is losing his hair at the same rate he's losing his mind.
 
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1) Always good to get a financial lecture from a guy with no money or income.
2) Dan is losing his hair at the same rate he's losing his mind.
I saw this last night, and have been trying to figure out what happens around the 6 minute mark. It looks and sounds like he's crying, but it vanishes in a split second. Probably the most bizarre openings to a vlog in a long time. Also, a guy on Dan's FB picked this up:

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I saw this last night, and have been trying to figure out what happens around the 6 minute mark. It looks and sounds like he's crying, but it vanishes in a split second. Probably the most bizarre openings to a vlog in a long time. Also, a guy on Dan's FB picked this up:

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He looks like he's a door away from saying, "Heeeeerrree's Johnny!"
 
Dan seems to have been very busy lately, posting videos of several hours length just about everyday, and what's more YouTube is leaving them up now. Check out his channel to catch up on all the Cilley goodness.


I didn't realize just how far Dan's male pattern baldness had progressed.

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Also Danichu has been busy, and the art has been posted to Dan's Facebook and website.
 
Oh boy, in Dan's most recent video (vlog of December 13, 2016) he tells us that the reason he didn't "lay down and squeeze Kim" earlier in the day is because she has bugs. His words. Apparently, the guy that was staying with her for a while brought them into her apartment, and now it's infested. Dan said that Kim took off her shirt, and he picked about 20 of these tiny clear bugs off of her. He doesn't know what they are, but he says that they're super small, like the size of the dot from a pen. Just when we thought it couldn't get worse.

(sorry, I don't know what the time is on this for you to watch it - admittedly, I was falling asleep as I was listening and wasn't looking at the screen)
 
Oh boy, in Dan's most recent video (vlog of December 13, 2016) he tells us that the reason he didn't "lay down and squeeze Kim" earlier in the day is because she has bugs. His words. Apparently, the guy that was staying with her for a while brought them into her apartment, and now it's infested. Dan said that Kim took off her shirt, and he picked about 20 of these tiny clear bugs off of her. He doesn't know what they are, but he says that they're super small, like the size of the dot from a pen. Just when we thought it couldn't get worse.

(sorry, I don't know what the time is on this for you to watch it - admittedly, I was falling asleep as I was listening and wasn't looking at the screen)
Kim will be fine. She's had ample experience with blood sucking freeloading nasty parasites. I'm amazed that she even noticed something so small and quiet.
 
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