Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

[paperbag]

Dan talks about the lice problem calmly and scientifically but I don't have much confidence that he will actually resolve it. No doubt he will keep seeing Kim regardless of whether she takes the necessary steps to get rid of her lice or not. So, now we have lice 24/7!

 

[strandedcastaway]

Dan talks about the lice problem calmly and scientifically but I don't have much confidence that he will actually resolve it. No doubt he will keep seeing Kim regardless of whether she takes the necessary steps to get rid of her lice or not. So, now we have lice 24/7!

In the last two videos, he's said he's itchy numerous times but he "doesn't know why" and in the video posted today he blames it on potatoes. No, it's not the lice biting you or biting the woman you keep licking---it's potatoes. So no, I don't think we can have much faith in Dan resolving the lice issue.

He's finally living the best lice possible.

 

[GilaMonster]

Are we certain these are lice and not bedbugs? Bedbugs are pretty common in LA. Unfortunately they usually require an exterminator, which poor Kim I'm sure can't afford when she's supporting Dan.

 

[WEEDle]

 

[strandedcastaway]

Jeremy Tucker (the "cunt blaster") pleads for sympathy for his autistic buddy he wants to fuck:



Cunt Blaster9 hours ago
I haven't watched this video yet - I'm still making my way through 'December 18th' - but Jesus Christ these comments are horrible If you don't like Dan's content, then don't watch. There's no need for mean comments. The guy means no harm. I hope to god he manages to facilitate his ideal lifestyle; as to rub it in the faces of you nasty haters. I know you guys hate your lives and are insecure, but stop taking these insecurities out on a a good person like Dan. He doesn't deserve it.

 

[WEEDle]

Dan's been very consistent with his one video a day thing, and they're usually anywhere from a couple of hours long to over 7 hours long! Danichu has been consistent with one picture a day as well.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Counterpoint in the comments about why Dan may not be the greatest guy ever:

J Ivy 20 hours ago
No one watches these videos for tips on living the best life possible lol its a combination of the constant cringe and delusion of a very sick minded man who is certainly NOT a good person lol he thinks the sole purpose of life is fucking young girls and impregnating as many girls as you can lol and he wonders why people think he is a scumbag. He also believes he is more intelligent than basically everyone yet can't seem to understand that raising a child is a huge expense lol this retard wants 100+ kids in a 5 year period but cannot even afford to feed himself. He is a terrible human being.

 

[WEEDle]

Dan has started showing Kim's artwork at the beginning of his videos alongside Danichu's. Kim's collages are actually quite nice.

 

[ADN_VIII]

Are we certain these are lice and not bedbugs? Bedbugs are pretty common in LA. Unfortunately they usually require an exterminator, which poor Kim I'm sure can't afford when she's supporting Dan.

Bed bugs are evidently less bothersome than lice when you're not paying attention. Supposedly the bites are painless and you don't realize until you itch later. Bit like mosquitos.

 

[WEEDle]

 

[rankmelon]

Did Andrew draw him in a nightgown in this picture?

 

[WEEDle]

An interesting thing I forgot to mention from the last video is that Dan and Kim reminisce on their trip to Disneyland from I last year I think, and Kim seems in very good spirits for once, this goes on for a while until Dan makes her crazy by groping her again. Merry Christmas by the way

 

[strandedcastaway]

An interesting thing I forgot to mention from the last video is that Dan and Kim reminisce on their trip to Disneyland from I last year I think, and Kim seems in very good spirits for once, this goes on for a while until Dan makes her crazy by groping her again. Merry Christmas by the way

Merry Christmas Weedle!

Actually, Dan's most recent videos have been literally hours of him whining, moaning, and cursing about his shitty life. I've only heard him yelling at Kim a lot. And the short video from yesterday where he said how angry he was at seeing an attractive woman in tight clothes with a guy who was "only average" (and apparently also not respectful, and the woman was a slut, and we should cover women up like in Saudi Arabia) was pretty troubling. He sounds closer to losing it than he has in the past.

 

[Accostus]

I'm watching Dan's vlog of December 9, 2016 now.

Usual stuff about diet and his intestines, but interestingly, from about 3hr 37mins, he let's Kim speak at length for about 5 minutes (with only the occasional interjection of Cilley noises), and she proceeds to discuss how she planned to get rich by housing the homeless but that "John Johnson (?), the richest man in America" stole architectural, landscape and furniture designs that she says she developed years ago.

EDIT -
3hrs 48mins - Dan, lying on a bed next to Kim, starts saying (in mock Southern accent) "I'm Bill Clinton. If I was dying due to lack of sex, would you have sex with me?" etc.

4hrs 6mins - Dan mentions his father running for Congress, to represent California's 5th Congressional District in the U.S. House of Representatives (as a Republican), in 2012:

https://ballotpedia.org/Stewart_Cilley

 

[WEEDle]

Somebody actually bought the $40 Dan Cilley shirt! Either that or they made their own, dunno which is worse.

 

[ahyes]

Are we certain these are lice and not bedbugs? Bedbugs are pretty common in LA. Unfortunately they usually require an exterminator, which poor Kim I'm sure can't afford when she's supporting Dan.

I don't know about LA, but in Chicago bedbugs are considered a 'building contamination' problem which landlords end up being held responsible for.

Somebody actually bought the $40 Dan Cilley shirt! Either that or they made their own, dunno which is worse.

I wish I knew someone in real life that was in on this ridiculousness, I'd totally make them a custom dancilley.com tshirt.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Usual stuff about diet and his intestines, but interestingly, from about 3hr 37mins, he let's Kim speak at length for about 5 minutes (with only the occasional interjection of Cilley noises), and she proceeds to discuss how she planned to get rich by housing the homeless but that "John Johnson (?), the richest man in America" stole architectural, landscape and furniture designs that she says she developed years ago.

EDIT -
3hrs 48mins - Dan, lying on a bed next to Kim, starts saying (in mock Southern accent) "I'm Bill Clinton. If I was dying due to lack of sex, would you have sex with me?" etc.

4hrs 6mins - Dan mentions his father running for Congress, to represent California's 5th Congressional District in the U.S. House of Representatives (as a Republican), in 2012:

https://ballotpedia.org/Stewart_Cilley

In past tellings of the story, sometimes it's George Bush who stole things from Kim, or abused her and her family. Guess it depends on the day.

Interesting about his father. The fact that a casino dealer decided to run for Congress suggests he only had a slightly better chance of getting elected than Dan would.

 

[ahyes]

We have a couple of new videos. The 24th's video is a lot of dan walking around outside, and repeating "shit, fuck"

25th, I'm only part way though. However, Dan is now writing some erotica and this is too good not to share immediately -

Complete with rape, murder-suicide, and "You're gonna eat the healthiest food".

 

[rankmelon]

A love poem by Daniel Cilley
Excerpt from Vlog of December 25, 2016

I am going to tell you what I want
You must want everything I want
When you come over today
You must do everything I say

We make it dark inside the home
As I take your clothes off on my own
I start to lick your beautiful face
Because that's how I tell you I love you
I grab your neck and indulge further

I'm gonna suck on your neck so hard
I'm gonna fucking own you so fucking hard
You little fucking cunt who thinks she's in charge
You're my fucking little bitch for me to fuck hard
Dumbass fucking cunt, I'll crush you hard!

I am going to lick you 'till you groan
Desire to suck my dick all your own
I will suck on your asshole as hard as I fucking want
Let me lick your asscrack, that's what the people want

What you are good for is fucking, it's not hard
Literally I will lick your entire body for show
And when you're being naughty, no no no!
I want to tell you you're a fucking bitch
I wanna rape you, you fucking piece of shit
I wanna slap the shit out of you for being a witch
I wanna spread your legs and don't you twitch

The room is dark and you can't see anything, cunt
Fly with me into eternity for fun
I'm gonna die with you in ecstasy certainly
My sweat is covered all over you immersively
Fuck you fuck you fuck you

Lets die together goddamn it right now
I'm gonna fuck you fuck you fuck you wow
Fuck fuck fuck rawwwww
Fuck fuck fuck rawwwww
Respect me bitch
Respect me bitch
Stay in your place
I'm gonna come home with food and feed your face
You're gonna eat the healthiest food
So your pussy's sweet fresh and pure
Just stay in my place you fucking whore
And when I come home, I fuck you more

When we sleep together, so fucking warm
My fucking cock gets so fucking hard
I can't wait 'till your tits enlarge
So I can guzzle down milk as I suck, suck hard
I fuck you in the dark dark dark
And I fuck you fuck you as hard hard hard
As I want as I want cause I'm in charge

Who's the fucking boss with the plump penis hard?
And balls that you lick in order to please me?

I crave to fuck you up
I crave to see you cum
Masterbate you as the baby comes out

 

[strandedcastaway]

I know I've spent a lot of time on this obscure cow, but things like that poem make me think he's going to be the one out of the group to go on a killing spree someday. Well, him or Lucas Werner, it's a head-to-head race into 2017.