😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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rankmelon said:
Hah! Oh, wow. Wonder if he's gotten any actual matches. Did you create a profile and just randomly search for him? This is both bizarre and wonderful at the same time.
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I have a lurking account and live in Los Angeles so it was fairly easy to find him after he mentioned being back on okcupid/POF. Now I want to lurk Craigslist to see if he has posted there as well and not just replied to posts.
 
Dan reports that he was in jail! Finally!

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and we have a new vlog (December 30th):

 
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So I'm guessing he went to jail for about 12 hours for going up to a woman and saying "I wanna suck the shit out of your asshole"? :P
 
rankmelon said:
What the heck did he do? Does it say on there and I'm just not seeing it?
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I'm not seeing it. I only see that he was picked up by central at 12:30. He did just upload the video from the 31st, so maybe we'll get the videos from the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd tonight. Also, I checked the sex offender registry of LA County, and he's not there yet.

$50k bail does sound somewhat heavy though.
 
12:30 sounds about right for him to be accosting at that time. He sometimes makes reference to people being on their lunch hour when he's out and about.
 
paperbag said:
So I'm guessing he went to jail for about 12 hours for going up to a woman and saying "I wanna suck the shit out of your asshole"? :P
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Too bad Dan wasn't able to have his camera on during the night (1/3) he spent in lockdown and do a 6-hour video there. THAT would have been some quality content. I wonder how many of his fellow inmates he was able to convince about the evils of gluten and to life the best life possible?
 
Ack, Dan just posted a couple of videos, and the Jan. 1st video (which lost its audio because of a (music) copyright violation) was taken down, but while it was up I randomly clicked at the 1:50:00 mark and lo and behold, our first glimpse of Kim! Hopefully he fixes it and reposts it, which is doubtful that Dan knows his way around simple editing software...
 
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darth_hendrix said:
Ack, Dan just posted a couple of videos, and the Jan. 1st video (which lost its audio because of a (music) copyright violation) was taken down, but while it was up I randomly clicked at the 1:50:00 mark and lo and behold, our first glimpse of Kim! Hopefully he fixes it and reposts it, which is doubtful that Dan knows his way around simple editing software...
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We've seen Kim before, just not recently. In his old videos from his deleted YouTube channel Kim was quite often in his videos, Dan would point the camera at her even though she didn't like it.

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I would say for her age, she's looking very good.

Thanks for letting me know what happened to the Jan 1st video btw.


I haven't watched this video yet, but people are saying he talks about fingering children??
 
WEEDle said:
I haven't watched this video yet, but people are saying he talks about fingering children??
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1:14 "Child porn is illegal, but what exactly is child porn? I think all it means is that a kid under the age of consent...that if the penis has any contact with the vulva or the penis has any contact with the mouth of the kid or the kid's mouth has any contact with the dick, okay, or the anus, right, or the kid's mouth has contact with my anus, we just have to be careful about it." "If I'm having sex with a woman and there's a baby right there, that's pretty close to my dick touching the kid's mouth or my balls touching the kid's head [maniacal laugh]. I do not want to make fun of anything. I don't want to ridicule the sanctity of a baby."

1:18 "I wouldn't want to take away milk from the baby, though I would suck on a breast to stimulate the production of milk. I don't know, I'm very naïve about this....when she's breast-feeding a baby, it's a perfect opportunity to have sex. so that's verrrrrrrrrry a good thing to make a picture of."

1:22 "If you think that kids shouldn't have sex because it's dangerous to know about...but the truth is that if kids are exposed to sex it will be healthier or better. If you don't, it could mess up the kid so he's too scared to talk to girls." (It's so clear that Dan thinks this is what happened to him, not autism and/or social anxiety or whatever disorder he was long ago diagnosed with---he's afraid to talk to girls because he wasn't raised correctly).

1:28 [Discussing why the legal age of consent is 16 in California] "Let's say you had sex at 8 years old but regretted it. I don't know, it doesn't make sense to me. Yeah, you had sex at 6 years old, or 3 years old, or 6 years old, you let a guy finger you or something. But you look happy and you're curious, you're curious that a guy wants to finger you. You want him to finger you but later you regret it...and have a bad memory. Maybe if your parents taught you that was illegal you wouldn't have done it and wouldn't have that negative association with sex. Every single time a guy fingers you you'll have this negative association...cause it ended up being a bad experience...you wanted the guy to finger you but you didn't like it. He fucked you and you're like 6 years old, right, but he fucked you very violently, not violently but very hard and that was very violent and that was negative emotion because you got scammed....you didn't realize guys might want to fuck you really hard...you felt like you got raped but you actually didn't get raped, because you wanted to have sex. (says the same thing a few more times). You might have gotten envious because the guy was having the time of his life but you weren't, so you're envious. If you're a girl, you would want to have the same amount of pleasure. I don't know, it's so stupid, it doesn't make sense. It seems like it's not a big deal and shouldn't be a big deal to have sex with girls who are 15, or 14, or 13, or 12....but they might be overwhelmed by it. It's so stupid....when you reach puberty you want to have sex, you want to masturbate, you have a drive, kids need to be taught how to have a healthy sexual experience. It's not about consent. They need to be taught HOW to consent. 'Cause that SUCKS to have guilt, to feel guilty that it's illegal to do something. Yet you should be having sex because you're probably ready."
 
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