😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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While the poem is just nutso and the most violent thing I've ever seen from him (by far), think about the phone conversation at the start of the Christmas video. He talks about how he's going to "channel the sexual needs into actual sex," and his usual "meat and sugar are bad". Then he does the maniacal laugh. He says, "I'm trying to sexualize society so people are more sexual and that's what they focus on." Animal products, oil. Carrots. Dan remains convinced no one has ever eaten fresh fruit before and he needs to get the word out. Maniacal laugh. Then he listens for a bit. "Okay, okay, all right, yeah, yeah, all right <sniff>, okay <blows out gas>, talk to you later, cool, all right, Merry Christmas, all right, talk to you later. Bye. "

Then Dan says, "Fuck. That was my mom. See I have high energy, you know, because I've been eating beans and rice. Nothing else. Fuck. God damn it. When I was on the phone with my mom there were four women across the street with high heels on, fuck, god damn it." Then he starts talking about the poem and cursing repeatedly.

Just imagine Dan's mom's thoughts when that is her Christmas conversation with her son, how he's going to sexualize America and his diet obsessions. You know she had to get off the phone and cry. And imagine the thinking of a person whose first thoughts when he gets off the phone with his mom---on Christmas---is to start cursing repeatedly with incredible anger and to talk about a "poem" where he abuses, beats, and rapes a woman. That's why I've found this guy so interesting, and troubling. And he's getting worse every day.
 
strandedcastaway said:
While the poem is just nutso and the most violent thing I've ever seen from him (by far), think about the phone conversation at the start of the Christmas video. He talks about how he's going to "channel the sexual needs into actual sex," and his usual "meat and sugar are bad". Then he does the maniacal laugh. He says, "I'm trying to sexualize society so people are more sexual and that's what they focus on." Animal products, oil. Carrots. Dan remains convinced no one has ever eaten fresh fruit before and he needs to get the word out. Maniacal laugh. Then he listens for a bit. "Okay, okay, all right, yeah, yeah, all right <sniff>, okay <blows out gas>, talk to you later, cool, all right, Merry Christmas, all right, talk to you later. Bye. "

Then Dan says, "Fuck. That was my mom. See I have high energy, you know, because I've been eating beans and rice. Nothing else. Fuck. God damn it. When I was on the phone with my mom there were four women across the street with high heels on, fuck, god damn it." Then he starts talking about the poem and cursing repeatedly.

Just imagine Dan's mom's thoughts when that is her Christmas conversation with her son, how he's going to sexualize America and his diet obsessions. You know she had to get off the phone and cry. And imagine the thinking of a person whose first thoughts when he gets off the phone with his mom---on Christmas---is to start cursing repeatedly with incredible anger and to talk about a "poem" where he abuses, beats, and rapes a woman. That's why I've found this guy so interesting, and troubling. And he's getting worse every day.
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Absolutely getting worse every day. He's much more vocal nowadays about his rape fantasies, even stating that he's SURE that women secretly really want to be raped by men, because how else does one explain why they would be rude to him? He even mentioned in one of his videos that he uploaded yesterday how Kim told him to "shut up," and he immediately felt like raping her, but he said he got out of there before his anger got the best of him. When I first started following him, I honestly believed he was harmless, albeit massively creepy. But now I truly think he's dangerous, and women should absolutely be frightened if they're near him.
 
Dan seems to be having a hypersexual episode. If this is real, he is a very real danger to those around him, and needs to be locked up.

In today's video, he spent some time standing over his bed talking about having sex. There's also some talk of the times he raped kim, as well as his uture plan to kidnap a woman.

rape talk (01:03:00)

Plans to essentially kidnap a woman (05:42:30)


This is way too dark.
 
The poem is all kinds of fucked up, but Dan admitted that anyway in the video, that it was negative emotion and just some power fantasy. It's still an interesting look into his mind though, and honestly it's pretty scary. I still think Dan is too lazy to actually rape or kill anyone though, and it seems like he's never been violent before in his life. As for Kim, it's a fucked up situation and it would be best if they left each other alone as Dan upsets Kim a lot and in turn Dan gets upset by her justified reactions. They seem to be arguing more than ever lately. Dan has no one else though, so he keeps going back to Kim. It's what he's been doing for the past 5 years or so.

Anyway, moving away from that depressing topic, in the video for December 25th Dan goes on Dating websites, he's made himself profiles on a bunch of them, and he's looking at profiles, judging what they've written, showing girls he finds attractive, it was honestly quite funny. Dan says he's going to start wearing make-up in his photos to attract more women, shave off all his body hair, wear tight clothing and cologne, basically Dan wants to become metrosexual in order to attract women lol. I can't wait to see him all dolled up.
 
WEEDle said:
The poem is all kinds of fucked up, but Dan admitted that anyway in the video, that it was negative emotion and just some power fantasy. It's still an interesting look into his mind though, and honestly it's pretty scary. I still think Dan is too lazy to actually rape or kill anyone though, and it seems like he's never been violent before in his life. As for Kim, it's a fucked up situation and it would be best if they left each other alone as Dan upsets Kim a lot and in turn Dan gets upset by her justified reactions. They seem to be arguing more than ever lately. Dan has no one else though, so he keeps going back to Kim. It's what he's been doing for the past 5 years or so.
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He's been much more angry since returning from Vegas. The video from 12/26 where talked yet again about climbing on Kim and humping her while she screamed and hit him---he's raping her, or trying to. Dan cursing and muttering to himself is not new but it used to be here and there. Now it's sometimes an hour straight of "Fuck! Damn it!" I didn't think he could be violent but he's a big, very angry, brain-damaged dude so I have changed my opinion on that. Since Kim is virtually the only person who tolerates him, she's the most likely victim.

With that said, if you can make it through the rape and whining, the end of the Christmas video where he opens the Christmas presents from his family and criticizes each one (right down to saying the Santa in the Christmas card didn't look happy enough) and picks apart what clothes his family/friends are wearing is pretty funny.
 
strandedcastaway said:
He's been much more angry since returning from Vegas. The video from 12/26 where talked yet again about climbing on Kim and humping her while she screamed and hit him---he's raping her, or trying to. Dan cursing and muttering to himself is not new but it used to be here and there. Now it's sometimes an hour straight of "Fuck! Damn it!" I didn't think he could be violent but he's a big, very angry, brain-damaged dude so I have changed my opinion on that. Since Kim is virtually the only person who tolerates him, she's the most likely victim.

With that said, if you can make it through the rape and whining, the end of the Christmas video where he opens the Christmas presents from his family and criticizes each one (right down to saying the Santa in the Christmas card didn't look happy enough) and picks apart what clothes his family/friends are wearing is pretty funny.
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I'm watching the December 26th video just now, I had to skip through a large portion because he was just going "God damn it...............................Fuck.............................F-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-c-c-c-c-c-c-k....................Goddamnit" I would skip about a minute each time and it was the same thing...

I think the only person he didn't criticize in the Christmas video was his autistic brother's graduation photo (the one with the earmuffs to block out excessive noise). He didn't say anything positive either though. Dan's got a few people with autism in his close family, which makes it a bit strange to me that he uses autism so much as a general negative term for people and their behavior (mainly not wanting to have sex with him).
 
God damn it...
Shit...
Fuck man...

Dan really just wants to get laid now, even if it's with a fat woman. He says it's his diet that is causing him to be super horny because he hasn't been 'blasting' his brain with any hyper-stimulating foods.

At least he's not going on about his Think and Grow Rich stuff constantly anymore, but now all we're getting in the majority of his videos is cursing for hours on end. :P

The scary thing is what will happen if Dan doesn't manage to find anyone to have sex with? Would he go so far as to rape someone? He has effectively forced himself on Kim in the past and Kim could probably press charges with the admissions he's made. But would he actually do something premeditated with someone on the street or something? I can sort of imagine Dan telling the cops that the healthy food made him do it.

Hopefully Dan won't hurt anyone but his hyper sexuality is a bit ridiculous. He needs help or at the very least - if he's right about his healthy diet increases sex drive theory - he should eat a damn pizza or something to stop his whining.

Not too long ago Dan mentioned he was seeing a therapist. But the last I heard him speak of it he missed his latest appointment as he didn't seem happy with his therapist (probably because he/she was trying to bring him back down to reality) and that we should be our own psychologists.

Anyway, let's see how long this 'God damn it', 'shit', 'fuck man' state goes for.
 
paperbag said:
God damn it...
Shit...
Fuck man...

Dan really just wants to get laid now, even if it's with a fat woman. He says it's his diet that is causing him to be super horny because he hasn't been 'blasting' his brain with any hyper-stimulating foods.

At least he's not going on about his Think and Grow Rich stuff constantly anymore, but now all we're getting in the majority of his videos is cursing for hours on end. :P

The scary thing is what will happen if Dan doesn't manage to find anyone to have sex with? Would he go so far as to rape someone? He has effectively forced himself on Kim in the past and Kim could probably press charges with the admissions he's made. But would he actually do something premeditated with someone on the street or something? I can sort of imagine Dan telling the cops that the healthy food made him do it.

Hopefully Dan won't hurt anyone but his hyper sexuality is a bit ridiculous. He needs help or at the very least - if he's right about his healthy diet increases sex drive theory - he should eat a damn pizza or something to stop his whining.

Not too long ago Dan mentioned he was seeing a therapist. But the last I heard him speak of it he missed his latest appointment as he didn't seem happy with his therapist (probably because he/she was trying to bring him back down to reality) and that we should be our own psychologists.

Anyway, let's see how long this 'God damn it', 'shit', 'fuck man' state goes for.
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Oh yeah he went once, and decided to never go back because happy people don't need to see therapists and he wants to be a happy person or something like that was his logic.
 
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Totally gonna hit him up. I just hope he's standing outside the library/starbucks to use that free wifi in time.
 
Here's a review of the first two hours of the December 27th video along with some Cilley quotes.
---Dan went to Kim's, "aggressively" massaged her, and sucked on her toes. He also stripped off her pants but she was not into that (shocking I know)
---He jerked off at home and shows us the aftermath (and I swear this is a direct quote): "I came so bigly, so huge."
---He's mad about women working: "Why do you have a career? What is wrong with you?" and "Why are you a nurse practitioner? If you're 30 you should have 10 kids by now!"
---Dan screams out "Fuck!" 78 times in the first two hours, and "God damnit!" 85 times. Mentions of sex/"vagina"/etc. come in third at 77 times in the first two hours.
---Dan said, "I want to have sex with 16-year-olds." His new plan is to hang around colleges, specifically UC Davis, to meet young girls.

I'm going out to get a life myself now, brb.
 
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For an unemployed schizophrenic that sleeps on a twin sized bed in section 8 housing, he sure does talk a lot of shit about overweight people. Anyone else think this is just misdirection because he has no confidence in himself?

Best possible outcome right now: He meets a girl and she castrates him.

[edit] dating site urls:
http://okcupid.com/profile/dancilleydotcom
http://www.pof.com/member10749608.htm
 
At about 25 minutes into the 12/29 video, Dan describes his attempts to "accost" two young girls who are out with their parents. He doesn't give an age but he guesses they were 16 to 18. He's incredibly offended because he made the "perfect approach" and yet the dad blocked him. Dan did his "I'm a good person" routine with the father and told him "Youth is beneficial to be attracted to," but that somehow didn't persuade the dad to turn over his teen daughter to Dan to fuck. Dan just can't believe he was rejected and rants endlessly in Dan-speak. Now what sucks is that Dan shuts the camera off during the actual encounter with the dad! So there's a half-hour of ranting and moaning but the "approach" itself he doesn't show. On the plus side, it's another peek into the life of a bizarre cow.

Edit: He does approach another woman with the camera on at 1:03 and asks her to sleep with him. She turns him down but keeps talking to him. Since it was 1am and they're alone on the street, I imagine she was trying to keep from getting raped and murdered. It turns into Dan lecturing on diet---a lecture we've heard a million times but which was probably a good story for this random woman on the street. He tells her, "Princess Leia died because she didn't eat very healthy." I admit I laughed (too soon, sorry). Eventually a security guard comes out, and the woman puts her earbuds in while Dan continues to talk about the American diet for 20 minutes. It's bizarre.

2:34 "If a girl took a shit, I would want to lick her ass."
 
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strandedcastaway said:
At about 25 minutes into the 12/29 video, Dan describes his attempts to "accost" two young girls who are out with their parents. He doesn't give an age but he guesses they were 16 to 18. He's incredibly offended because he made the "perfect approach" and yet the dad blocked him. Dan did his "I'm a good person" routine with the father and told him "Youth is beneficial to be attracted to," but that somehow didn't persuade the dad to turn over his teen daughter to Dan to fuck. Dan just can't believe he was rejected and rants endlessly in Dan-speak. Now what sucks is that Dan shuts the camera off during the actual encounter with the dad! So there's a half-hour of ranting and moaning but the "approach" itself he doesn't show. On the plus side, it's another peek into the life of a bizarre cow.

Edit: He does approach another woman with the camera on at 1:03 and asks her to sleep with him. She turns him down but keeps talking to him. Since it was 1am and they're alone on the street, I imagine she was trying to keep from getting raped and murdered. It turns into Dan lecturing on diet---a lecture we've heard a million times but which was probably a good story for this random woman on the street. He tells her, "Princess Leia died because she didn't eat very healthy." I admit I laughed (too soon, sorry). Eventually a security guard comes out, and the woman puts her earbuds in while Dan continues to talk about the American diet for 20 minutes. It's bizarre.

2:34 "If a girl took a shit, I would want to lick her ass."
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He also enlightens us as to what he's been writing to girls on dating websites, the one that really stood out to me and made me laugh was "I want to suck the shit out of your asshole".

Edit: also he says "I want to taste their shit".
 
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It's weird how Dan goes from being shy to talk to women to being absolutely furious with the attitude a girl's Dad had towards him. Rather than just get out of there at the first warning that the girl's parents are around, he instead tries to argue with the Dad and convince him that he's a good person etc. He rants about it so much and for so long afterwards. Whereas a normal person may be thankful that they didn't get punched by the Dad or something, Dan believes that how the Dad treated him (which sounded pretty normal for a protective father) was completely unfair and unjustified.
After the incident Dan is fueled by 'channeled anger' and proceeds to shout down the street (lol, at one point he shouts 'pinto beans!') and 'accost' any random stranger he sees at the now ungodly hour. He events tries to get friendly with a group of drunk guys and gets frustrated that they didn't give him much of their time.

Anyway, at least there was no mention of raping or anything whilst Dan was out late at night. The one girl Dan accosted at an ungodly hour had to endure the sleeping together proposal straight off the bat, but she was probably kind of relived when he just went on a bizarre diet lecture, talking to her pretty much the same as if she was just one of his cameras.

Oh, just so you know guys, Dan is the best person in the world, well pretty much anyway. Why? Because that's what he says!

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Edit: also he says "I want to taste their shit".
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Lol, rice, pinto beans, cabbage, a handful of nuts and a taste of fresh shit from a girls asshole is the healthiest diet!

PINTO BEANS!
 
rankmelon said:
Hah! Oh, wow. Wonder if he's gotten any actual matches. Did you create a profile and just randomly search for him? This is both bizarre and wonderful at the same time.
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Because the women online can't hear him talk, laugh maniacally, etc. if he could maintain some semblance of sanity he would probably do okay online. Well, he did in the past anyway, as he has explained in at least 50 videos listing every sexual conquest he had back in his mid-20s, but not sure he's capable of that now.
 
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