😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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Wow, just heard this on the Jan 18 video!

0:16:00 - I'm happy, I'm loving and people want me to use the (library) computers for four hours cause I'm a happy and loving person. I'm a joyful, happy, world-renowned, happy loving person that makes people happy in the world. And everyone would want me to use the computers for four hours instead of two hours.
 
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Dave Meltzer said:
He could be trolling from a genuine account. On the surface it looks alright. Claims to have went to Inverness college and he has a bunch of people from Inverness on his friends list. A couple others from other parts of Scotland. There are some oddities in his friends list and they all seem to be friends with Dan. He has one check in on his page. Tokyo Japan. That Sonic picture appears to have been taken from Japan. The 3 people that liked the photo are his age from Scotland.
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Good points. It's 99% certain the account is real because it existed way before there was any interaction with Dan. I think the fact it's the same name as someone who was arrested is just a coincidence. Like you guys, I'm not clear on Fitzpatrick's goal. He's gotten to the point where he's having phone chats with Dan AND HIS SISTERS (described in one of the deluge of videos in the past couple days). Dan's obviously convinced the guy is sincere and he's practically calling him a partner in his "business". And he keeps drawing these pictures. So what's the point?
 
So, Andrew Fitzpatrick's pictures, the work of a troll or someone who has actually managed to have been brainwashed by Dan? :P

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Some recent quotes from Dan's many uploads.

---"My father said, "If Daniel was my girlfriend...." (life would be better) Hmmm
---Dan's disclosure that one of his father's friends was a child molester.
---On the 14th, Kim kicked him in the balls. He did visit her in a later video but he didn't show anything from her room, just him calling her from outside.
---No approaches or accosts, just Dan mostly manic in his room. He seems slightly happier, or at least less "Fuck, shit, God damn it" for hours. Of course happy Dan just says "It's so simple" over and over about things he never accomplishes. He's taken to running in place while reciting his life goals at top speed. :autism:
---Dan talked on the phone for an hour and a half with Andrew Fitzpatrick, and there was also a conversation between his sisters, Dan, and Fitzpatrick.
---He appears to be working with Winston Wu, Happier Abroad guy, again. Other than that, no job, no actions taken
 
strandedcastaway said:
Good points. It's 99% certain the account is real because it existed way before there was any interaction with Dan. I think the fact it's the same name as someone who was arrested is just a coincidence. Like you guys, I'm not clear on Fitzpatrick's goal. He's gotten to the point where he's having phone chats with Dan AND HIS SISTERS (described in one of the deluge of videos in the past couple days). Dan's obviously convinced the guy is sincere and he's practically calling him a partner in his "business". And he keeps drawing these pictures. So what's the point?
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Yeah the account is legit. There was one other Fitzpatrick in his friends list. Hilary Fitzpatrick. Which led to this, result 6 and 8 http://www.192.com/atoz/people/fitzpatrick/hilary/
 
So some of the spelling mistakes point to a non esl speaker (radish is a horse radish, onion and leek swapped, grapes listed as 3 types...I may be wrong but ive only seen that in asian countries, etc). It's interesting if nothing else
 
Dave Meltzer said:
3 weeks passed. A trip to Vegas and of course his epic post on facebook incriminating himself.
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This is the video in question (can't find those comments he supposedly made though).

As for anyone who want's a TL;DR of his autistic textwall it's basically: "Harassing girls on the street should be the norm. Any other behavior is caused by "hyper active foods" that normies eat causing their sex drive to shrink. I'M ALPHA!! YOU ARE THE AUTISTS!!"
 
So Kim is keeping a dead baby bird wrapped in a tiny blanket where they sleep. She believes it's still alive, but Dan begins questioning it before getting lost in his autisim with a rant about eating animals and how women own pets because they can't control men.

Andrew Fitzpatrick has also taken a more executive role in the Dan Cilley franchise; he now has access to Dan's Youtube account and the vlogs are now labeled with more distinctive titles and an opening sound clip from some motivational speaker yelling.

Andrew also is starting to upload his own videos to the channel. If you're curious as to what he looks like, picture this in a baseball hat:

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Dan's still a ranting, screaming, hypocritical, narcissistic asshole. He still complaining about gluten and how none of us eat right and that's why he can't get laid or succeed or do anything except whine. More importantly, he continues to plead not guilty to his harassment of a minor case. This doesn't seem particularly wise when the evidence is on, you know, video (see a few posts earlier). His YouTube commenters have pointed out that if Dan just said he was sorry for recording a minor and saying he wanted to fuck her, and act contrite that he'd get sentenced to probation and psychological help. However, by handling it so :autism: he might actually get found guilty and get jail time. Stay tuned.
 
The 49:25 mark is the highlight of that rant. Dan's theory that the guy has an inferiority complex because he is black and wishes he is white. Always the people that are proof that whites aren't superior that say that shit.
 
Just another case of Dan overthinking something and coming to wild conclusions. I laughed when he said something like "why can't I go through there? Because it wears out the stairs?'. He also angrily states that if security is a concern then there should be a security guard like there is at Jeremy Tucker's apartment block.
 
So as of the end of this month, Dan is fucked. He cut himself off from section 8 because living off the government is 'un-American' and he's just suddenly realizing now that he needs to scrounge up $750 to keep the apartment. "All I need is a job which sucks because I don't like working..."
He just took his steady decline into a nosedive here I think, what do you guys predict will happen?
 
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