😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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Choosing who's the better friend between Andrew and that rodent Jeremy is like deciding whether you want aids or cancer.

Andrew has a piss-poor poker face and wants to enable Dan's dangerous narcissism while keeping the approval of people on KF. And Jeremy has probably raped more drunk girls in Vegas than Dan has Kim.
 
Caterpie said:
Dan could have had sex in Vegas but he refused because the women were drunk, and Dan does not want to sleep with drunk women.
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I doubt Dan could pick up any woman at the moment regardless of whether they're drunk or fat or old or whatever.

It may not be clearly evident, he may not even realize it himself, but I think Dan's self-esteem is in the gutter. I think he destroyed himself (at least subconsciously) once he raped Kim. That's one thing he may have to work through with a therapist/psychologist, possibly along with his accosting where sometimes he has crossed the line from being just a nuisance to being a stalker (not to mention shouting at that woman in the parking lot) and continuing to videotape people after they've asked him not to and refusing to delete the footage of the couple kissing etc.
 
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rankmelon said:
Nah, this guy can actually spell and has a firm grasp of the English language, lol. Definitely not Jeremy.
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I honestly don't know what to say if you think Cunt Blaster is Jeremy. Try talking to Jeremy for any length of time and you'll realize he can't even use a spellchecker let alone spell exonerated. He is too busy dealing with his alcohol and gambling addictions and stalking his exes on Facebook to troll on YouTube. Dude can blow hundreds on a bet and yet can't even pay Dan back the money he owes him.
 
Caterpie said:
I honestly don't know what to say if you think Cunt Blaster is Jeremy.
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If he/she isn't then I thought it was an odd coincidence. But now there is this:

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10:33 - Dan admits he didn't go to the Section 8 office to renew his Section 8 because he was too lazy. He also mentions that two years ago his worker came to him and complains about the fact that his worker didn't do that this time. Kind of reminds me when he couldn't be bothered to pick up his truck from the impound place.
 
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If he/she isn't then I thought it was an odd coincidence. But now there is this:

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10:33 - Dan admits he didn't go to the Section 8 office to renew his Section 8 because he was too lazy. He also mentions that two years ago his worker came to him and complains about the fact that his worker didn't do that this time.
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You seriously still think that this person could be Jeremy even after using words like exonerated and phrases like uncharacteristic absence? That would make Jeremy a next-level troll.

Caterpie said:
can't even pay Dan back the money he owes him.
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Jeremy owes Dan money?? I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone.
 
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1:07:44 - Dan says he has given up on his dreams because they fall into the category of illegal activity.

1:27:20 - If he is found not guilty, Dan is going to go out and accost 15 year olds.

2:04:00 - Dan mentions that if it's deemed what he did to be illegal then they should make the Space Mountain Disneyland ride illegal.
 
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At 1 hour of the newest video (4/12), Dan says the public defender told him he's watched a lot of his videos. Then he wonders why the attorney is concerned. He's said hundreds of things that would make you think he needs psychological help or doesn't respect the court---including the video on 4/10 where he says when he's found innocent that he'll start accosting 15-year-olds, which is what he is being tried for---but Dan doesn't get it. He's more concerned that the lawyers have cell phones but Dan isn't allowed to use one, or that a guy bumped his camera two years ago, or a bouncer did his job and "battered him" by touching his arm while working security. He's practically saying, "Please give me as harsh a sentence as possible" when any other idiot would just plead guilty and take the court-required counseling.
 
He also said he is on his third public defender and he can't understand why they keep leaving lmao. Not looking great for Dan.

Also, he is now selling "free" bird necklaces on his website + $10 shipping fee. The bird necklace idea came from some ad he watched a while ago where some 11 year old girl or something sold bird necklaces and supposedly is making "9 grand a month". Great creativity there Dan

45 min in he says that the male bird has died. RIP bird bro. I think this is the second bird that Kim has killed this year.
 
weaponized_autism said:
45 min in he says that the male bird has died. RIP bird bro. I think this is the second bird that Kim has killed this year.
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They deserve whatever they get just for shit like this. Sorry, no sympathy for animal torture and starvation.

GilaMonster said:
Cunt Blaster isn't Jeremy or Andrew, he's just a sad troll who gets off on Dan harassing underage girls and being racist. If he didn't have a Dan avatar, it would be a Pepe frog pic.
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So according to his new posts he's from Scotland, like Andrew Fitzpatrick, and he likes Jeremy but he's not Jeremy, and he's in favor of adults having sex with 6-year-olds like Dan is. Dan has the shittiest trolls ever.

Cunt Blaster5 hours ago
I'm flattered that some people on Kiwi Farms think I'm Jeremy Tucker. That guy is awesome :) Andrew Fitzpatrick really doesn't seem to like him, though. Really, I'm just a nondescript, inconsequential young man from Scotland, nothing more.


Cunt Blaster5 hours ago
While I was on TOR (The Onion Router, if you're unaware) I once watched a man giving oral sex to a girl who was about 5/6. The girl enjoyed it, She said that it tickled and it felt funny. There's nothing wrong with Adult/Child relations if the child doesn't feel uncomfortable with it.
 
Caterpie said:
Cunt Blaster is all kinds of fucked up. At least Dan doesn't actually search for and watch child porn.
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Difference being "Cunt Blaster" is some idiot making shit up for shock value while Dan actually does fantasize about fucking 6-year-olds, having a woman suck his cock while she breastfeeds his child, and sticks bottles up his ass. Not only that, he's sincerely described it all in detail right on video.
 
strandedcastaway said:
Difference being "Cunt Blaster" is some idiot making shit up for shock value while Dan actually does fantasize about fucking 6-year-olds, having a woman suck his cock while she breastfeeds his child, and sticks bottles up his ass. Not only that, he's sincerely described it all in detail right on video.
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I knew you would say that. You seem to be fixated on this idea that Dan wants to have sex with children, but I don't think I've ever heard him actually say this. I do remember one time months ago he said children should be educated about sexual things and it shouldn't be hidden from them. Debatable and controversial sure, but it's hardly the same as wanting to have sex with children. He has stated several times he is not attracted to pre-pubescent individuals.

I will concede that he does display an interest in teenage girls and considering the AOC is 18 where he lives that is problematic. Thankfully that interest is not exclusive and he seems to be attracted to women of any age. Considering he's in the middle of a trial, he has said some admittedly dumb and incriminating things on camera that could be used against him.

As for Cunt Blaster joking, yeah probably, I hope so. Not a very funny joke though considering how prevalent documented child abuse is on the internet.
 
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