😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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Like any other big-city court system, they're probably really backlogged. So he gets scheduled for a hearing but they don't get through the 50 cases ahead of him so it gets pushed back again and again. It would help if we knew his exact sentence, which has never been posted, but if he got 6 months or a year, we're not close to being there yet. Then Dan's behavior would factor in---with his lack of remorse or understanding and vowing on video to stalk (er, "accost") underage girls again, there's no rush to release him early.

It doesn't seem like the exact sentence is known yet. The last 4 have all been probation and sentencing hearings. Could be just delays like you said. Maybe the sentencing has been challenging due to the fact that Dan is developmentally disabled which also gets factored in. If you look at the stages of cognitive development it is pretty obvious that Dan never made it past the concrete operational stage. I'll paste that in at the end. Presentencing a probation officer prepares a sentencing recommendation. That person interviews the defendant. I doubt it took them long to notice that Dan is retarded. Autism is absolutely taken into account during sentencing.

I imagine that it is complicated to even offer an alternative to prison for Dan since the conviction means he is a sex offender. Sex offenders aren't allowed to live within 1/3 of a mile of schools or parks in California. Something like moving back home with his mother might not even be an option depending on her location. Not that I think he should live with her. I said on here before I think the goal should be getting him back home. I think I was wrong when I made that statement. Since I wasn't taking something into account. The fact that Dan wants to have sex with his mom. I'm not sure an elderly, or near elderly, woman could deal with the potential issues of having him around. Remember he thinks parents having sex with their kids is nurturing. He may feel entitled. We've heard him discuss what happens with Kim due to his sense of entitlement.

It is all conjecture though obviously. Maybe some people will disagree but looking at the stages of childhood development I think it is pretty clear Dan is a 31 year old with the brain of an 8 year old. He absolutely hasn't reached the formal operational stage. He is incapable of logic. When he tries he ends up saying things like it is probably healthy to lick assholes due to probiotics in the colon. That or he ponders if a 13 year old recorded himself having sex with his mom would it be considered child porn. The examples are endless and kind of pointless I suppose. Anyone that thinks Dan is capable of logic is likely just as developmentally stunted as Dan. So it is either obvious or falling on deaf ears.

Here are the four cognitive stages of childhood development as identified by Jean Piaget:

Sensorimotor Stage: Birth through about 2 years. During this stage, children learn about the world through their senses and the manipulation of objects.

Preoperational Stage: Ages 2 through 7. During this stage, children develop memory and imagination. They are also able to understand things symbolically, and to understand the ideas of past and future.

Concrete Operational Stage: Ages 7 through 11. During this stage, children become more aware of external events, as well as feelings other than their own. They become less egocentric, and begin to understand that not everyone shares their thoughts, beliefs, or feelings.

Formal Operational Stage: Ages 11 and older. During this stage, children are able to use logic to solve problems, view the world around them, and plan for the future.
 
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He is incapable of logic. When he tries he ends up saying things like it is probably healthy to lick assholes due to probiotics in the colon.

I'm not really sure if he's incapable of logic or not but one thing I know for sure is that he is an expert in mental gymnastics. Dan will reach any bullshit conclusion with a topic so that it fits in with how he wants to view it.
 
According to the LASD inmate information site he was released.

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On probation it looks like. Wonder if he's back at Kim's. He hasn't got a place of his own anymore.

Update: Dan's been released, it's time to party!

 
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I'm so excited about Dan being released! I hope he comes back horny, angry and more driven for sex than ever before! No one will be safe from being accosted and impregnated by him!

 
Scary thought just occured to me... what if he can't record anymore because he doesn't have a cellphone? What if he can't accost women anymore as terms of his probation? What if we never hear of Dan Cilley ever again?!!?!??!!?!?!?

He's what brought me to Kiwi Farms and is one of the few reasons that I keep coming back here.
 
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Scary thought just occured to me... what if he can't record anymore because he doesn't have a cellphone? What if he can't accost women anymore as terms of his probation? What if we never hear of Dan Cilley ever again?!!?!??!!?!?!?

He's what brought me to Kiwi Farms and is one of the few reasons that I keep coming back here.
It's funny---out of the thousands of hours of video he posted on YouTube over the years, about 1% was accosting and 99% was him ranting about gluten and how all women are fat. So, you must have liked his non-accosting content anyway. Unless he's being watched by family and heavily supervised, I bet we hear from him again.
 
It's funny---out of the thousands of hours of video he posted on YouTube over the years, about 1% was accosting and 99% was him ranting about gluten and how all women are fat. So, you must have liked his non-accosting content anyway. Unless he's being watched by family and heavily supervised, I bet we hear from him again.


I came in late, just when he was in Day 1 of his trial and his FB post made it to Reddit, so I haven't seen any of his gluten ranting posts except for a few excerpts that people have been posting in this thread.
 
From the northern CA pictures and posts, should we assume he's living with his parents now instead of in downtown LA? I read the post where he mentioned Kim but he's posting and talking about his hometown now.

I believe he's still in LA with Kim, because he said that Kim won't move with him to Rohnert Park unless he's able to buy/rent a townhome. Unless that means he's in Rohnert Park without Kim?
 
Dan was doing the exact same thing not too long before he got put in jail. He would obsessively post about his old home Rohnert Park and how it was the best place in the world. Due to the trial or whatever other reason he eventually lost interest, so I guess this is what he's been obsessing about in jail.

I suppose if his court dates are over now he could actually move back, but he probably won't. He's all talk. I believe he did move back once years ago but came back to L.A. because of Kim. It's the same with Vegas, he goes there with high-hopes and unrealistic expectations, and at the first sign things might not go his way he runs back to Kim, even though their "relationship" "friendship" whatever the hell you could call it, is a shambles.

Not only that, but he'd have to either move in with his crazy, right-wing nut Dad who would probably make Dan *gasp* work or he'd kick Dan's ass to the kerb again like before, or move in with his Mom who has kids/teens/young adults to look after, some of whom are severely autistic, and Dan would not be allowed to make as much noise as he usually does which he thinks is ridiculous and he'll get kicked out or move out again.

So yeah, Dan's fucked, and he's been boring as hell since he got out of jail too. Here are my predictions for Dan's actions in the near-future in song form:

 
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