😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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darth_hendrix said:
My guess is that Dan did the worst thing to Andrew, which was nothing. After all the effort Andrew put into all his Crayola drawings and the time invested in personally worming his way into Dan's personal life in hopes of undermining Dan's sanity in some deranged, psychopathic quest for empowerment over others... Dan came out on top by moving on with his life with little to no regard or mention for what has been done by Andrew.
Dan, the delusional, autistic 'self-help guru' proved to be the bigger man in this situation and came out on top by not reacting at all like Andrew planned, and is now a reflection of Andrew's own weaknesses and shortcomings; a personification of his own pathetic and meaningless existence.
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Holy shit, thank you for this reply.
 
WEEDle said:
Yes, I am delighted to know that Jeremy Cucker is still willing to suck Dan's dick despite the fact that Dan blocked his "best friend" since high school for months just because some random guy he met on the internet said he was a dick.
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If I recall correctly you had his password to his Facebook, Youtube and god knows what else [meaning you could have very well have been the one to block Jeremy Tucker].

And I seem to recall that there was a discussion that you probably changed his passwords and blamed that on Jeremy Tucker - who frankly is much more of a real friend to Dan than you ever was and ever will be.
 
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Gudrun.Margret1 said:
If I recall correctly you had his password to his Facebook, Youtube and god knows what else. And I seem to recall that there was a discussion that you probably changed his passwords and blamed that on Jeremy Tucker - who frankly is much more of a real friend to Dan than you ever was and ever will be.
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Yeah, Dan gave me his passwords to Facebook, YouTube, his website, pretty much everything. I didn't even ask him, he just did it, and yes, Dan believed Jeremy Tucker was trying to fuck with him. Jeremy and Dan deserve each other.

Jeremy wants to have sex with Dan. Jeremy wants to BE Dan. Dan barely cares about Jeremy and wouldn't even think about him unless Jeremy constantly messages Dan (which he does) and Dan even admitted as much to me. That since high school Jeremy has constantly been vying for Dan's attention and the only reason Dan talks to Jeremy is because it makes him feel wanted and he has no one else.

Hence why when some random person ends up "befriending" him online, he'll drop Jeremy like a hot potato. So yeah, Jeremy is a better friend to Dan because he actually, legitimately looks up to Dan, at least until Dan comes to Vegas then he's constantly putting him down and they fall out within hours and Dan can go back to his REAL best friend, Kim.

Gudrun.Margret1 said:
Jeremy Tucker - who frankly is much more of a real friend to Dan than you ever was and ever will be.
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And just for the record, it's than you ever *were, not was.
 
WEEDle said:
Yeah, Dan gave me his passwords to Facebook, YouTube, his website, pretty much everything. I didn't even ask him, he just did it, and yes, Dan believed Jeremy Tucker was trying to fuck with him. Jeremy and Dan deserve each other.

Jeremy wants to have sex with Dan. Jeremy wants to BE Dan. Dan barely cares about Jeremy and wouldn't even think about him unless Jeremy constantly messages Dan (which he does) and Dan even admitted as much to me. That since high school Jeremy has constantly been vying for Dan's attention and the only reason Dan talks to Jeremy is because it makes him feel wanted and he has no one else.

Hence why when some random person ends up "befriending" him online, he'll drop Jeremy like a hot potato. So yeah, Jeremy is a better friend to Dan because he actually, legitimately looks up to Dan, at least until Dan comes to Vegas then he's constantly putting him down and they fall out within hours and Dan can go back to his REAL best friend, Kim.



And just for the record, it's than you ever *were, not was.
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Andrew, you and Jeremy did make the same mistake of thinking you could get into the mind of someone who only cares about himself and is trapped in his own little world. You did it for lulz, Jeremy did it because of his obvious desire for Dan's "daddy dick", but whatever. In the end it didn't mean a thing to Dan because nothing means a thing to Dan except his bizarre obsessions. He has no empathy for others and no interest in them beyond their worship of his ideas (which you knew how to play into and Jeremy doesn't). Hell, he actually went to jail for those ideas, came back out and it's like he pressed "Play" on a speech that was paused for three months. If jail can't change him, you certainly aren't going to.
 
strandedcastaway said:
Andrew, you and Jeremy did make the same mistake of thinking you could get into the mind of someone who only cares about himself and is trapped in his own little world. You did it for lulz, Jeremy did it because of his obvious desire for Dan's "daddy dick", but whatever. In the end it didn't mean a thing to Dan because in the end nothing means anything to Dan except his bizarre obsessions. He has no empathy for others and no interest in them beyond their worship of his ideas (which you knew how to play into and Jeremy doesn't). Hell, he actually went to jail for those ideas, came back out and it's like he pressed "Play" on a speech that was paused for three months. If jail can't change him, you certainly aren't going to.
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Can't really argue with that logic. You're right that I did it for the lulz. There was also a time where I was trying to have a positive effect on Dan, but like you said, Dan only cares about his own bizarre ideas and opinions so that was destined to fail.

It was fun when I first found Dan and watched his accosting videos, it was fun when I got talking with Dan and started drawing for him regularly, but I ended up taking it too far. I've had my fun, I've learned my lesson, and now I'm done.
 
it appears that dan is indeed still with kim. infact it looks like kim is spoiling dan, taking him to restaurants. he has uploaded a lot of new pictures to facebook, he looks happy at least, makes me wonder when the depressed dan will kick in


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dancilleyfan said:
it appears that dan is indeed still with kim. infact it looks like kim is spoiling dan, taking him to restaurants. he has uploaded a lot of new pictures to facebook, he looks happy at least, makes me wonder when the depressed dan will kick in


edit-perhaps a little late on my behalf
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He's definitely still with Kim---she was babbling in the background throughout the last video, just like the old days. Also, it's the 3rd, which means Kim got her check on the 1st. They always go out to restaurants in the beginning of the month before Kim blows all her cash on food and booze. Dan's depression should be back in a few days when the money runs low.
 
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rankmelon said:
Marriage now? Wow, that's quite a 180-degree turn he made on that one.
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No, by wedding he means a ceremony/celebration like a wedding.

Oh no, Dan's salad came with dressing in it because he forgot to ask to have it without dressing! But he ate it anyway, and since it had oil in it he let himself have Kim's green lentil soup which had oil in it.

Like once you have one alcoholic beverage you may as well get blind drunk right, as one drink is just as bad as say 10 or whatever!?

I reckon it won't be long before Dan caves and has one and a half pints of Häagen-Dazs ice cream or something. :P
 
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He mentions a wedding, but he also says it will be one man and multiple women living together, so I don't think he's changed his magical mansion fantasy much.
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Ah, well I stand corrected then. Must have missed it during one of the many times I skipped ahead for fear of dying from boredom during his 7-hr-long-plus vids.

Dan just posted a 10-minute video to his FB. I only listened to the first 15 or so seconds, but he's super hyper, manic almost. Good times.

https://www.facebook.com/dancilleyp...9?notif_t=notify_me&notif_id=1501888850772199

Comments to his video linked above:

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rankmelon said:
Ah, well I stand corrected then. Must have missed it during one of the many times I skipped ahead for fear of dying from boredom during his 7-hr-long-plus vids.
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I just read it in the post that HolocaustDenier made on the previous page---no 7-hour videos anymore.

In the newest video, Dan appears to have shaved his head.

 
One line towards the end of the video had me in hysterics. :lol:

2:51:27 - I want them (the woman) to twerk as they give birth.
 
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