😵💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert
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Accostus
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Dan's is again uploading new content to his non-live channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3zb6r7T6c8MvLFD9mcE8qg
He is without his own Internet connection (his recent videos were uploaded at the library) and has been listening to the radio a lot in his room, which explains his recent fascination with using shortwave radio to reach parts of the world without Internet access.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3zb6r7T6c8MvLFD9mcE8qg
He is without his own Internet connection (his recent videos were uploaded at the library) and has been listening to the radio a lot in his room, which explains his recent fascination with using shortwave radio to reach parts of the world without Internet access.
strandedcastaway
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He said he didn't figure out for weeks that the charging portal was broken rather than his phone. Which is typical Dan.
The good/bad news is, he's saying the exact same shit he always says, just while being older and balder. Starting to really rock that combover.
GilaMonster
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He does the Julia Child voice for the entire video.
strandedcastaway
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In the recent videos with Dan talking (for the 50th time) about his arrest for carrying a knife at Sonoma State and how he hooked up with a fat girl when he was 22, he's starting to sound like the old guy at the bar going on about how he was a football star back in high school. Except Dan hasn't actually accomplished anything and he's talking to himself. He is successfully balding though, so let's give him that.
Dave Meltzer
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For anyone on that board that ever wondered what an autistic workout video would look like.
Uses his boots as dumbbells again around the 4 minute mark. Does "pushups" on the bed where he isn't even moving an inch. Don't even know what the hell he thinks he is doing with his camera tripod at the 12 minute mark. Though considering he uses the handle of it for anal masturbation maybe this is an improvement. He's manically screaming in the video. His webcam camera seems to produce video that is around 5 fps. You can see why he looks like a hunchback sometimes with the way he stands when doing this workout.
Uses his boots as dumbbells again around the 4 minute mark. Does "pushups" on the bed where he isn't even moving an inch. Don't even know what the hell he thinks he is doing with his camera tripod at the 12 minute mark. Though considering he uses the handle of it for anal masturbation maybe this is an improvement. He's manically screaming in the video. His webcam camera seems to produce video that is around 5 fps. You can see why he looks like a hunchback sometimes with the way he stands when doing this workout.
strandedcastaway
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Yeah, those pushups are hilarious. This is definitely one of Dan's funniest videos in a while. I love the curls with the one-pound boots. That will get you jacked. Some good shots of his burgeoning bald spot too. Hey, Dan's gotten so boring just sitting in his apartment all day that any kind of entertainment from him is a bonus.
He's also back to reciting his mantra for riches, or whatever it's called, which he's been doing for the past several years and has made him zero dollars because money and women don't magically appear the way he thinks they do.
Dave Meltzer
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Apparently the last one wasn't embarrassing enough for him. He has done another exercise video this time in his underwear. Around the 33 minute mark he is in his underwear pretending to beat up the security guard he has been obsessing over for a couple years.
This time using a pillow for the workout
I'm surprised there isn't a noticeable shit stain on his underwear.
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strandedcastaway
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Dan posted some short videos on his regular "Dan Cilley" channel today. In the "Lazy--due to Gluten" video, he says that his father had $101,000 in the bank when he died. Instead of leaving the money to Dan, or any of his autistic kids, or even the normie girls, he left it to a friend. So Dan's possible last shot at getting off Skid Row went awry.