Careercow Dan Harmon - Creator of Community, co-creator of Rick and Morty, and barely functional alcoholic

As an added bonus, Dan Harmon having a seizure or sumpthin
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I'd just like to add (I'm not sure if this is in the thread already but whatever) that despite R&M largely being Roiland's creation, Dan did play a pretty huge in the show's conception. That is, he made Morty's family because Adult Swim gave them a 30 minute block (instead of just making 2 15 minute episodes??????)

I think Dan's most major creative influence is absolute garbage because it muddles the dynamic of the main duo and they largely aren't funny. It has the added benefit of splicing in marriage drama (sound familiar?) and giving Rick a consistent outlet for him to be nihilistic and vindictive through the form of Jerry's character.
In Roiland's short and most of the earlier episodes, Rick was bumbling and largely incompetent with his darker traits being more of a "lol he just bullshits his way through everything" than premeditated cruelty. Rick later became fair more lucid, callous, and had his misery more focused on.

This basically confirms that Harmony shit hijacked the show to me.
 
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Since Dan Harmon is obviously some kind of sex offender, I wonder if that’s why his family doesn’t talk to him. Apart from him being the world’s largest asshole baby, of course.
His mom didn’t even attend his wedding, which is kinda funny.
My theory is that he molested his rétarded sister.
He doesn’t speak too much about her, but it would be fun to find out more about the short bus sister.

Bonus: he has an incest fetish.
 
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At some point, Dan Harmon will lose all his money and end up homeless and he will be wallowing in the filth of the street, rolling around on some heating grate screaming I'M PICKLE RIIIIICK I'M PICKLE RIIIIIICK!
 
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Aquinas said:
Actually, the no audiance thing is because he was filming without a permit. so the fire martials closed his shit down.
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That’s his excuse and he’s sticking to it.
Edit: Why not record Harmontown in a bar if the right wing safety squads shut down his castle? Because he doesn’t like an audience he can’t control.
 
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I have read this entire thread and there is one large fact about Dan Harmon people may be unaware of:

He has publicly admitted that he has a small penis and masturbates while rubbing his nipples with a mannequin leg in pantyhose. I know this because I have been a fan of Dan Harmon since before Community, before Channel 101, back when he was writing for Scud. I watched his shit on Channel 101 from the very beginning and loved his story cycle shit cause I was a kid and didn’t know any better, and also in reality it’s a great “starter” for budding writers. Perfect for Channel 101, really.

I miss that place, I was on the forum and he was different back then. His big thing used to be weed, he worked that into some of his shows too. By the way, he was an alcoholic well before him and Erin got divorced, incase that was still on the table. I’d argue that’s one of the things Erin liked about him, made him seem masculine, only later did she learn he’s just a filthy oddman.

That’s how the mannequin leg shit came to be known, he talked about it on the forum and worked it into... maybe Computerman? One of his early things. Maybe mentioned it on MySpace, I bet it made it into his book.

So yeah right there you know something is off, but another thing he mentioned (that DID definitely make it into his book) was some stories where he used to wear shitty underwear around. I remember him talking about living like a depressed slob back then that he would shit his pants. After he sold the script for Monster House (his first big break) he told a story about buying an arcade machine for his apartment. He became a despicable shut-in during this period. Fun fact: while people have mentioned him cheating on Erin, the other side of this story is that she was traipsing around Ireland taking photos in bars with Irish dudes while he stayed at him playing Minecraft and never leaving his apartment. I suppose that’s why I grew to hate him: he never changed. I actually paid to see a live recording of Harmontown. I used to talk to him on the Channel 101 forum. I actually used to really respect this guy and was happy to see him “make it.” He was the little guy who went the very difficult independent route and barged his way in, and took all his friends with him. Rob Schrab and Roiland and all of them are still funny.

Dan Harmon is the only person I have ever seen develop autism later in life. It’s the weirdest shit, when he was younger he was more confident but now he’s some bloated old creep who can never keep eye contact and wears cardigans everywhere.

It’s funny to see how he’s devolved, actually. He’s a sputtering, frantic mess every time he talks. “It’s-it’s-it’s-it’s-it’s- *siiiiiiiiiiigh* It’s uh, it’s uh the uh, I’m a WALL, I’m a BALLAST, I’m a SHAKESPEARE NET, I’m a uh uh uh the uh FIGMENT OF YOUR REALITY and I uh uh...” his rants are all like this. It’s the autistic extreme of shallow pontificating when it meets lazy confession. Everything he does is a lazy confession.
 
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Rekkington said:
I have read this entire thread and there is one large fact about Dan Harmon people may be unaware of:

He has publicly admitted that he has a small penis and masturbates while rubbing his nipples with a mannequin leg in pantyhose. I know this because I have been a fan of Dan Harmon since before Community, before Channel 101, back when he was writing for Scud. I watched his shit on Channel 101 from the very beginning and loved his story cycle shit cause I was a kid and didn’t know any better, and also in reality it’s a great “starter” for budding writers. Perfect for Channel 101, really.

I miss that place, I was on the forum and he was different back then. His big thing used to be weed, he worked that into some of his shows too. By the way, he was an alcoholic well before him and Erin got divorced, incase that was still on the table. I’d argue that’s one of the things Erin liked about him, made him seem masculine, only later did she learn he’s just a filthy oddman.

That’s how the mannequin leg shit came to be known, he talked about it on the forum and worked it into... maybe Computerman? One of his early things. Maybe mentioned it on MySpace, I bet it made it into his book.

So yeah right there you know something is off, but another thing he mentioned (that DID definitely make it into his book) was some stories where he used to wear shitty underwear around. I remember him talking about living like a depressed slob back then that he would shit his pants. After he sold the script for Monster House (his first big break) he told a story about buying an arcade machine for his apartment. He became a despicable shut-in during this period. Fun fact: while people have mentioned him cheating on Erin, the other side of this story is that she was traipsing around Ireland taking photos in bars with Irish dudes while he stayed at him playing Minecraft and never leaving his apartment. I suppose that’s why I grew to hate him: he never changed. I actually paid to see a live recording of Harmontown. I used to talk to him on the Channel 101 forum. I actually used to really respect this guy and was happy to see him “make it.” He was the little guy who went the very difficult independent route and barged his way in, and took all his friends with him. Rob Schrab and Roiland and all of them are still funny.

Dan Harmon is the only person I have ever seen develop autism later in life. It’s the weirdest shit, when he was younger he was more confident but now he’s some bloated old creep who can never keep eye contact and wears cardigans everywhere.

It’s funny to see how he’s devolved, actually. He’s a sputtering, frantic mess every time he talks. “It’s-it’s-it’s-it’s-it’s- *siiiiiiiiiiigh* It’s uh, it’s uh the uh, I’m a WALL, I’m a BALLAST, I’m a SHAKESPEARE NET, I’m a uh uh uh the uh FIGMENT OF YOUR REALITY and I uh uh...” his rants are all like this. It’s the autistic extreme of shallow pontificating when it meets lazy confession. Everything he does is a lazy confession.
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Has anyone read his book to confirm this?

If so, it's yet another case of a lolcow with NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.
 
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Rekkington said:
I have read this entire thread and there is one large fact about Dan Harmon people may be unaware of:

He has publicly admitted that he has a small penis and masturbates while rubbing his nipples with a mannequin leg in pantyhose. I know this because I have been a fan of Dan Harmon since before Community, before Channel 101, back when he was writing for Scud. I watched his shit on Channel 101 from the very beginning and loved his story cycle shit cause I was a kid and didn’t know any better, and also in reality it’s a great “starter” for budding writers. Perfect for Channel 101, really.

I miss that place, I was on the forum and he was different back then. His big thing used to be weed, he worked that into some of his shows too. By the way, he was an alcoholic well before him and Erin got divorced, incase that was still on the table. I’d argue that’s one of the things Erin liked about him, made him seem masculine, only later did she learn he’s just a filthy oddman.

That’s how the mannequin leg shit came to be known, he talked about it on the forum and worked it into... maybe Computerman? One of his early things. Maybe mentioned it on MySpace, I bet it made it into his book.

So yeah right there you know something is off, but another thing he mentioned (that DID definitely make it into his book) was some stories where he used to wear shitty underwear around. I remember him talking about living like a depressed slob back then that he would shit his pants. After he sold the script for Monster House (his first big break) he told a story about buying an arcade machine for his apartment. He became a despicable shut-in during this period. Fun fact: while people have mentioned him cheating on Erin, the other side of this story is that she was traipsing around Ireland taking photos in bars with Irish dudes while he stayed at him playing Minecraft and never leaving his apartment. I suppose that’s why I grew to hate him: he never changed. I actually paid to see a live recording of Harmontown. I used to talk to him on the Channel 101 forum. I actually used to really respect this guy and was happy to see him “make it.” He was the little guy who went the very difficult independent route and barged his way in, and took all his friends with him. Rob Schrab and Roiland and all of them are still funny.

Dan Harmon is the only person I have ever seen develop autism later in life. It’s the weirdest shit, when he was younger he was more confident but now he’s some bloated old creep who can never keep eye contact and wears cardigans everywhere.

It’s funny to see how he’s devolved, actually. He’s a sputtering, frantic mess every time he talks. “It’s-it’s-it’s-it’s-it’s- *siiiiiiiiiiigh* It’s uh, it’s uh the uh, I’m a WALL, I’m a BALLAST, I’m a SHAKESPEARE NET, I’m a uh uh uh the uh FIGMENT OF YOUR REALITY and I uh uh...” his rants are all like this. It’s the autistic extreme of shallow pontificating when it meets lazy confession. Everything he does is a lazy confession.
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I knew about the mannequin leg and pantyhose fetish, but shitting in his pants? Fuck, that’s a new low.
 
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Rekkington said:
Dan Harmon is the only person I have ever seen develop autism later in life. It’s the weirdest shit, when he was younger he was more confident but now he’s some bloated old creep who can never keep eye contact and wears cardigans everywhere.
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I know the high exposure to :autism: around here makes it hard to remember, but some people are just shitty stupid losers of their own accord. Dan is one of those people and deep down he knows it. He does everything to try to cover up his depression with nihilism masked as intelligence, alcoholism, empty successes, and so on.

This grown man is a depressed loser and can't even fix his own life in spite of having probably enough money to treat his depression and substance abuse. But he won't. He acts not only like he's better than anyone else, but the best and most enlightened man alive, despite his massive failings and that is why I have a hard time feeling much pity for him.
 
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