💼 Careercow Dan Harmon - Creator of Community, co-creator of Rick and Morty, and barely functional alcoholic

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One Man Bland said:
Harmon's mentioned that he's been seeing a therapist once or twice in the last few years, but whoever they are it doesn't seem like they've been much help. Knowing Harmon he shopped around for a therapist who'd validates all his shitty behavior because he can't stand being told he's wrong.

On a semi-related note, apparently his dog was/is still at the animal hospital if this tweet was anything to go by:

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And, if this tweet from a fan is accurate, Dan's known his dog was having problems for days:

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I suspect whatever Harmon does when he's not tweeting/podcasting, it sure is shit isn't taking care of his dog. Speaking of which, I'm surprised no one's shared any tweets from his "fans" because hoo boy they can be as insufferable as Harmon himself

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Harmon is a master at talking a lot and saying absolutely nothing and leaning heavy on "maybe."
Why would he ever need a therapist when he treats everyone on Twitter like a therapist?
 
Rekkington said:
Harmon is a master at talking a lot and saying absolutely nothing and leaning heavy on "maybe."
Why would he ever need a therapist when he treats everyone on Twitter like a therapist?
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This is so true. I tried listening to his podcasts and it's just verbal diarrhea.
 
NumberingYourState said:
A homeless person could at least be caught sleeping all day and leaving others to their own devices, Dan is going to have a stroke at the rate he's engaging in self pity to entertain the pseudo-intellectual sheep.
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A homeless person would have produced a less pandering season 3 of Rick and Morty, and dealt with real issues, like public urination and hiding your thoughts from government satellites.
 
Tubular Monkey said:
A homeless person would have produced a less pandering season 3 of Rick and Morty, and dealt with real issues, like public urination and hiding your thoughts from government satellites.
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Also, LAPD would have used him as a punching bag, which would have been funnier than Rick and Morty, season 3.
 
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bhc2zlhh0rA/

Maxing out a consumer breathalizer

(the only reason people buy these is to drive as drunk as possible, so dui incoming?)

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Kind of an oldie, but I did stumble upon an old rant of Harmon's where he bitched about people tweeting at him about how delayed season 3 was:

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I don't think he grasps that there's a world of difference between tweeting innocuous shit in your free time vs. being notably behind schedule after giving a rough deadline when you'd be done and people noticing a pattern in how often you tweet and do podcasts juxtaposed to those delays.

There's also tons of other creators out of Twitter who don't get nearly as much notoriety for this sort of thing because a) they don't advertise those tweets by making public "BLOCKED" messages every ten minutes, and b) they typically have other creative projects they can present to keep fans occupied and generate positive interactions through - and while Harmon might claim his podcasts count as projects, they still only amount to 2-hour echo chambers.
:thinking: said:
it's just verbal diarrhea.
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So a regular podcast?
 
He's a caustic self-loathing man and if you said this to him publicly, it's something which he'd heartily agree with in a way that he thinks is ironically self-abasing.
 
Senior Lexmechanic said:
Dan Harmon: I'm an alcoholic asshole undeserving of respect or love.
Also Dan Harmon: How dare you call me an alcoholic asshole undeserving of respect or love I'm the greatest human being ever sniff my farts peasants REEEEEEEEEEEE
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Also Also Dan Harmon: WHAT YOU STUPID FUCKS ARE WORRIED ABOUT MY ADMITTED DRINKING PROBLEM? WELL FUCK YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU DON'T KNOW ME
 
OK I love Rick and Morty and all, but the behavior of the fanbase and its creator is full of nothing but cringe.

When I hear the idiots whining about McNugget sauce and the creator saying that a third of the nation's population are Nazis, I want to never admit that I watched and enjoyed the show. I know that shouldn't matter, but good God, they are serving as a nice deterrent to keep people away from that show.

For the love of all that is holy, can I just have ONE THING I can be a fan of where I don't have to suffer the embarrassment of being grouped in with these people?

Fuck it, I'm becoming a Trekkie. Compared to the rest, they don't seem that bad.
 
I know the answer is probably obvious given his track record, but has Harmon ever had a minimum wage job for long term? Because this is probably the third or fourth time I've seen him disparage lower class workers who are probably just trying to do their damn jobs. Especially when with Harmon's track record he was probably the unreasonable one:
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(There were also these, but it looks like the person deleted the tweets because of a barrage of angry responses from Harmon's sycophantic fans)

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And speaking of Harmon's alcoholism

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And then just for the hell of it Harmon gets butthurt over the Pixar movie Up:
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I would legit punch Harmon in the neck, right in the center of the collar bone actually, if he came up and ranted like that to me. That's just my honest thought on the matter.
 
One Man Bland said:
And then just for the hell of it Harmon gets butthurt over the Pixar movie Up:
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1. Dan, the lizard here is the person getting upset that a bog-standard Pixar tearjerker... is a bog-standard Pixar tearjerker.
2. Oh, FUCK OFF at getting upset at a movie being "entitled to your feelings" (whatever the fuck that means). Like the self-indulgent end of the Unity episode wasn't the most up-your-own-ass shallow attempt at going "LOOK AT RICK HE'S SEVERELY DEPRESSED AND WANTS TO DIE FEEL FOR HIM".
 
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