Dan Schneider - sick fuck, might be much worse than Weinstein

Dom Cruise said:
Not only is he a pervert, but didn't he also basically ruin Nickelodeon itself and turn into the Disney Channel lite it became in the 2000s?
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Dan Schneider may or may not have been partially responsible for a great deal of distress I suffered when I was in 8th and 9th grade. I'm not one of those left wing wackos who wants to censor everything, but there's no denying that the whole "cookie-cutter blonde jailbait wearing midriff-revealing outfits being shoved into the faces of kids who just wanted to watch cartoons" fad from the turn of the century might have been the one exception. They were practically advertising girlfriends to 14-year old boys like they were action figures or something.

Before everyone bombards me with TMI and autistic ratings, please note that the story I'm about to tell happened 20 years ago and I've completely turned my life around since then and I just felt like this would be a good place to vent about it. Ever since we were third grade, I had huge crush on our class's token Britney Spears/Jessica Simpson/Mandy Moore lookalike, and the fact that her parents were close friends with my parents and the fact that she was always very nice to me and legitimately wanted to be friends with me made it seem like it should have been very easy to get with her, and since she didn't want to hurt my feelings she gave me a non-answer the first time I tried to ask her to a dance in 8th grade, which was right smack at the same time that Nick started showing this kind of crap during their commercial breaks and stuff. A very frustrating time to be teased with things you had been waiting your whole life for. She subsequently got snatched up by a 10th grade jock, then after that she caught me staring dreamily at her and following her around at school, making appear as though I had accidentally creeped her out to the point where I was at the very bottom of her list as far as dating goes, she seemed to like every boy in our class more than me at school dances and stuff, and it caused me to harbor such a jealous grudge against everyone that I didn't bother going to our 10 year reunion. The fact that she still really really wanted to be friends with me after all this did nothing but make me pine over what a great person she is, and I was completely oblivious to the fact that she still would have treated me that way even if I hadnt been staring at her because if how close our families were, but she never bothered to properly explain these things to me until years later so for years it seemed as though this whole thing was just extremely bad luck preventing me from having things that everyone else had.
 
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Mococoa said:
I read through this thread the other day and I was surprised no one posted this

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PINK GUY - NICKELODEON GIRLS (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)​

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God, I miss Filthy Frank so much. Anyway, Dan Schneider is a fucking creep, and if it came out that he diddled every kid that walked through Nickelodeon, I'd be 0% shocked
 
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MangledTwot said:
Dan Schneider has had well over 100 foot shots in his shows. One sick dickhead.
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I clearly remember the line "Hey, come and feel these kids feet!" in the show Victorious.

TedBovisUK said:
Sorry for bumping this thread but the revelations about Dan 'if they're old enough to read, they're old enough to bleed' Schneider have absolutely sickened me. I wasn't a big fan of the guy or anything but Better Off Dead has always been one of my favourite films, and now I'm not entirely sure I'm going to be able to watch it again. Behind the scenes, he was probably hitting on Diane Franklin and bugging her to let him give her a foot rub or something equally pervy.

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Easy to be wise after the event, but if that's not a paedo-smile, I don't know what is.
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Dan "Pedo Griffin" Schneider.
 
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The Daily Beast jumped on the occasion and posted that article about Dan The Van Schneider.

McCurdy says her “whole childhood and adolescence were very exploited.” Her allegations have renewed interest in mega-producer Dan Schneider’s abrupt exit from Nickelodeon in 2018.

Former child actress and iCarly and Sam & Cat alum Jennette McCurdy is getting ready to share her story with the world in her upcoming memoir, I’m Glad My Mom Died. Fans are likely already braced for what they know will be a tough read.
McCurdy, who has been open about her fraught relationship with her late mother in the past, recently told The New York Times through tears that during her time as a Nickelodeon star, “My whole childhood and adolescence were very exploited. It still gives my nervous system a reaction to say it.”
Her memoir recounts traumas that her friend, comedian Jerrod Carmichael, says “usually crushes a person.” She outlines her relationship with her mother, explores the roots of her eating disorder, and describes the allegedly inappropriate experiences she had on set with an ominous figure called “The Creator.”
“There were cases where people had the best intentions and maybe didn’t know what they were doing,” McCurdy told the Times. “And also cases where they did—they knew exactly what they were doing.”
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