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He is 100% down for her due to her 100% going down on him.
It is a powerplay for her, deepthroating is just a strategy and, from what I can tell, an effective one...I would put money on this.
Skitzocow Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus / The Scorpion - Divorced Unlovable Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish, running from the long arm of the law
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It is a powerplay for her, deepthroating is just a strategy and, from what I can tell, an effective one...I would put money on this.
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It's the pizza place she was a part time waitress @ here in Bloomington. She was also a part timer @ Jim's Steakhouse & one other restaurant, too.
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No problem.Thank you.
Sockness thinks he's slick posting on her channel's discussion tab. Dumpster is too fucking ignorant to notice.
ETA: I also noticed she's still too chickenshit to downrate Skip's videos.
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In which Dana learns about shorthand, thinks it's a conspiracy against her specifically (as always), talks about dicks and repeats more rants about Skip. (5/10)
In which Dana tells us the I LITERALLY DIED story again, says she fought the police and won. (2/10)
In which Dana elucidates on the supposed plot to assassinate her, cites Sockness as her source and talks about Polish Dude (Michael), their relationship already seems like it sucks ass. (7/10)
In which Dana says the trolls are all going to Hell when the Crapture happens (For real this time, GUIZ!) (3/10)
No description.
Pink shirt, live from the schizo sofa.
Dana seems to be drinking out of a different candle holder. Has a ciggie going.
"I'm pretty sure I pride-, fried some poor guy's brain tonight." - Dana, who has a scorpion hole like the Arc of The Covenant and melted Polish Dude, or something
"I forget, sometimes I get... excited, to talk about the Anunnaki..."
Ok Sumer...
Dana geeks out.
"We were discussing writing." - Dana "Illiteracy" Marie
Dana talks about a secret written language... (Shorthand.)
Dana associates shorthand with legal or medical things, is Polish Dude a lawyer?
"My first thought was, what the Hell is this? It's like a drunk 5 year old wrote it." - Dana, reviewing her own book, or something
Dana knows nothing about cryptography, fucks around with 3 different crypto- words before settling on cryptolanguage.
"And It's gibberish if you don't know what you're looking at..."
Dana ain't paranoid, but says it could make other people paranoid?
(I wonder if Dana considers stenographers to be witches?)
Dana thinks shorthand is inefficient because she can't read it, fuck the guy who has to write at 100 WPM.
"Because the demarcations are not clear."
"It seems like a bad idea, to me..." - Dana, who hasn't had to write anything in over 8 years
Dana uses the fact that she can't read shorthand to mean part of some massive conspiracy against her specifically.
"Doctors and lawyers, people who have you lives in their hands have this secret, shoddy language..."
Everyone is always against our begrimed warrior princess.
(It's not a secret language, it's fucking English, you twat.)
Dana is mad nobody speaks shorthand? (Why it's called shortHAND, you dolt!)
(I'm just imagining Dana getting mad at someone for not speaking braille, watch out Dana, the vision impaired are coming after you!)
"Looks like it would be really easily misinterpreted and, I dunno, I don't like it..."
Allegedly on good terms with her neighbors.
"We all agreed that it was-, seems shady to me." - Dana, getting negged by her neighbors and not noticing
Dana couldn't go one night without her Sumerian sperging.
"We went a little deep and I had to end the conversation because it was overwhelming..."
Dana seems to be hitting on another young guy...
"I connected some dots for this guy? And we was just like MINDBLOWN!" - Dana "Blowie" Marie
Dana had a good time.
Dana's life is getting better, apparently she cured her narcissism in like the span of a day?
"I like both my bosses, quite a bit actually..."
Dana does a 180, decides she doesn't want to kill the unwashed masses that shop at the Pump and Hump gas station.
More self-help mantras.
"I met a guy and I'm takin' it glacially slow, oh my God, you have no idea, totally..." - Dana "Gotta Go Slow" Marie
"He's 100% right now, he knows I'm the one..." - Dana, who refers to herself as "the one" for probably any man who can tolerate her for more than 5 minutes at a time
"I'm totally amazing, I'm totes adorbs..."
Dana has to be careful, because woman.
"Not every man who wants me is worthy of me..." (And most of them don't exist, that's also a barrier to a relationship.)
Dana doesn't judge herself based on sex, given she ostensibly hasn't had it for almost half a decade?
Dana has dick on the brain.
Dana has seen ugly women with kids, this offends her "guys will fuck anything".
Dana is a classy gorl.
"A guy's willingness to stick his dick in you is, is no way and indication of any woman's worthiness..." - Dana "Dickrider" Marie
"The dick is a creature of opportunity." (LOL.)
Dana doesn't understand how to engage anyone's mind.
"And being able to engage a man's mind and his dick, at the same time, well that's a feat, for the world record book, isn't it?"
(Dana gets a whole lot more upbeat when she talks about penises.)
Still thinks the Internet wants to fuck her.
"Lucky bastard, and you wish you could be here, well, you think so."
Most men come on too strongly to Dana. (Press X to doubt.)
Dana can't date anyone from the Internet because of her Youtube stardom.
Dana apparently doesn't measure up in person compared to her video-sona?
Dana doesn't want to be idealized.
"Because some man, has this image of me in his head and I'm ageless and timeless and I'm now carved in stone..." - Dana "Skeletor" Marie, who looks dead on the inside and out
Dana is evolving, men aren't.
"That's what happened between me and Skip, he had a certain image of me..." (It's called a mugshot, Dana.)
"It wasn't that I wasn't good enough..." (Perish the thought, go back to facefucking your $2 bottle of wine.)
Dana was better than Skip "In 100,000,000 ways" (Okay Dana, name 5.)
"It wasn't about me being better, it was about I had to conform to an image he had of me in his head."
Skip didn't like the new Dana, not because she became a violent retard.
Dana dindu nuffin to ruin her marriage. (She did.)
Dana was the only one trying to make their marriage work, right...
"The navy fuckin' killed him." - Dana "You Sunk My Douchecanoe" Marie
More of Dana's Dr. Evil plot.
"So I got a beef! Oh, I got a beef!" - Dana "Here's The Beef" Marie
More smug head bobbing, mining for sympathy, I thought nobody else could survive that, Dana?
Slams back more wine, sperging about KF, screws up the order of events by saying KF was around before she and Skip fell apart.
"And I'm just not gonna take it no more... Nah..." - Dana, threatening to do a thing
Polish Scorpio dude.
Astrology bullshit.
"My life is controlled and ruled and, dictated by the needs of the goddess..." - Dana, who is her own patsy in her retarded plan to fuck the world on her own terms
Can't decide whether to drink or rant.
Dana had a vision about Pluto. (I like to think it's the dog from Disney.)
(Why the fuck does Dana drink like that? She forces her head under the glass instead of just tipping it below a level angle.)
What was the vision about? Fuck you, that's what, Dana needs to talk about how her vagina is full of scorpions, or something...
"Loyal is an understatement when it comes to Scorpio..." - Dana, who assaulted her husband, lied about it and is plotting to murder him with tarot cards
Zodiac and loyalty sperging.
Polish dude is the anti-Skip.
"But, the jury is still out, I have trust issues..."
(I have no clue how Dana defines "taking it slow", what is that? Like an hour before the first handy?)
Dana is rehashing her old vision of a guy in a desert? You know, New York being famous for it's deserts...
The video just kind of peters out. (My guess is that Dana has to leave to get another bottle of wine.)
Fin.
Pink shirt, live from the schizo sofa.
Dana seems to be drinking out of a different candle holder. Has a ciggie going.
"I'm pretty sure I pride-, fried some poor guy's brain tonight." - Dana, who has a scorpion hole like the Arc of The Covenant and melted Polish Dude, or something
"I forget, sometimes I get... excited, to talk about the Anunnaki..."
Ok Sumer...
Dana geeks out.
"We were discussing writing." - Dana "Illiteracy" Marie
Dana talks about a secret written language... (Shorthand.)
Dana associates shorthand with legal or medical things, is Polish Dude a lawyer?
"My first thought was, what the Hell is this? It's like a drunk 5 year old wrote it." - Dana, reviewing her own book, or something
Dana knows nothing about cryptography, fucks around with 3 different crypto- words before settling on cryptolanguage.
"And It's gibberish if you don't know what you're looking at..."
Dana ain't paranoid, but says it could make other people paranoid?
(I wonder if Dana considers stenographers to be witches?)
Dana thinks shorthand is inefficient because she can't read it, fuck the guy who has to write at 100 WPM.
"Because the demarcations are not clear."
"It seems like a bad idea, to me..." - Dana, who hasn't had to write anything in over 8 years
Dana uses the fact that she can't read shorthand to mean part of some massive conspiracy against her specifically.
"Doctors and lawyers, people who have you lives in their hands have this secret, shoddy language..."
Everyone is always against our begrimed warrior princess.
(It's not a secret language, it's fucking English, you twat.)
Dana is mad nobody speaks shorthand? (Why it's called shortHAND, you dolt!)
(I'm just imagining Dana getting mad at someone for not speaking braille, watch out Dana, the vision impaired are coming after you!)
"Looks like it would be really easily misinterpreted and, I dunno, I don't like it..."
Allegedly on good terms with her neighbors.
"We all agreed that it was-, seems shady to me." - Dana, getting negged by her neighbors and not noticing
Dana couldn't go one night without her Sumerian sperging.
"We went a little deep and I had to end the conversation because it was overwhelming..."
Dana seems to be hitting on another young guy...
"I connected some dots for this guy? And we was just like MINDBLOWN!" - Dana "Blowie" Marie
Dana had a good time.
Dana's life is getting better, apparently she cured her narcissism in like the span of a day?
"I like both my bosses, quite a bit actually..."
Dana does a 180, decides she doesn't want to kill the unwashed masses that shop at the Pump and Hump gas station.
More self-help mantras.
"I met a guy and I'm takin' it glacially slow, oh my God, you have no idea, totally..." - Dana "Gotta Go Slow" Marie
"He's 100% right now, he knows I'm the one..." - Dana, who refers to herself as "the one" for probably any man who can tolerate her for more than 5 minutes at a time
"I'm totally amazing, I'm totes adorbs..."
Dana has to be careful, because woman.
"Not every man who wants me is worthy of me..." (And most of them don't exist, that's also a barrier to a relationship.)
Dana doesn't judge herself based on sex, given she ostensibly hasn't had it for almost half a decade?
Dana has dick on the brain.
Dana has seen ugly women with kids, this offends her "guys will fuck anything".
Dana is a classy gorl.
"A guy's willingness to stick his dick in you is, is no way and indication of any woman's worthiness..." - Dana "Dickrider" Marie
"The dick is a creature of opportunity." (LOL.)
Dana doesn't understand how to engage anyone's mind.
"And being able to engage a man's mind and his dick, at the same time, well that's a feat, for the world record book, isn't it?"
(Dana gets a whole lot more upbeat when she talks about penises.)
Still thinks the Internet wants to fuck her.
"Lucky bastard, and you wish you could be here, well, you think so."
Most men come on too strongly to Dana. (Press X to doubt.)
Dana can't date anyone from the Internet because of her Youtube stardom.
Dana apparently doesn't measure up in person compared to her video-sona?
Dana doesn't want to be idealized.
"Because some man, has this image of me in his head and I'm ageless and timeless and I'm now carved in stone..." - Dana "Skeletor" Marie, who looks dead on the inside and out
Dana is evolving, men aren't.
"That's what happened between me and Skip, he had a certain image of me..." (It's called a mugshot, Dana.)
"It wasn't that I wasn't good enough..." (Perish the thought, go back to facefucking your $2 bottle of wine.)
Dana was better than Skip "In 100,000,000 ways" (Okay Dana, name 5.)
"It wasn't about me being better, it was about I had to conform to an image he had of me in his head."
Skip didn't like the new Dana, not because she became a violent retard.
Dana dindu nuffin to ruin her marriage. (She did.)
Dana was the only one trying to make their marriage work, right...
"The navy fuckin' killed him." - Dana "You Sunk My Douchecanoe" Marie
More of Dana's Dr. Evil plot.
"So I got a beef! Oh, I got a beef!" - Dana "Here's The Beef" Marie
More smug head bobbing, mining for sympathy, I thought nobody else could survive that, Dana?
Slams back more wine, sperging about KF, screws up the order of events by saying KF was around before she and Skip fell apart.
"And I'm just not gonna take it no more... Nah..." - Dana, threatening to do a thing
Polish Scorpio dude.
Astrology bullshit.
"My life is controlled and ruled and, dictated by the needs of the goddess..." - Dana, who is her own patsy in her retarded plan to fuck the world on her own terms
Can't decide whether to drink or rant.
Dana had a vision about Pluto. (I like to think it's the dog from Disney.)
(Why the fuck does Dana drink like that? She forces her head under the glass instead of just tipping it below a level angle.)
What was the vision about? Fuck you, that's what, Dana needs to talk about how her vagina is full of scorpions, or something...
"Loyal is an understatement when it comes to Scorpio..." - Dana, who assaulted her husband, lied about it and is plotting to murder him with tarot cards
Zodiac and loyalty sperging.
Polish dude is the anti-Skip.
"But, the jury is still out, I have trust issues..."
(I have no clue how Dana defines "taking it slow", what is that? Like an hour before the first handy?)
Dana is rehashing her old vision of a guy in a desert? You know, New York being famous for it's deserts...
The video just kind of peters out. (My guess is that Dana has to leave to get another bottle of wine.)
Fin.
In which Dana tells us the I LITERALLY DIED story again, says she fought the police and won. (2/10)
Description: "it's like David and Goliath"
Same shot as last video, pink shirt, blue schizo sofa.
"I, took on, the police..." - Dana "I Fought The Law And The Law Trolled Me On The Internet" Marie
Smug posturing.
Dana seriously thinks she's beating glowie.
"It was a David and Goliath story..." (Given the past-tense, you already lost?)
Says the gubmint had it coming.
Blames Skip for these injustices, I thought you were a magical starfucker, Dana.
More vigilante fantasies.
Dana has no regrets making a complete ass of herself.
Apparently psychic, always knew this would happen.
Dana thinks the police are guilty because they didn't say they were?
Because glowie can't just arrest people on false charges, or real charges. (How's that DUI going, Dana?)
Dana was given crazy pills, or something.
Dana is drinking rose wine, I think?
Still doesn't understand why you'd take someone who just tried to kill themselves would be taken to a hospital.
"Taken to a psych ward and given, dangerous psychiatric medications that I clearly didn't need..." - Dana, who assaulted someone and tried to kill herself only a few hours prior to this
(Dana has been trying to get affirmation from the haters more and more recently.)
Dana flexes on how hypersane she is because she survived something that didn't happen.
Some of the haters could have come back from this, IDK, Dana isn't too good with modesty...
I have no clue who Dana is blaming for the Texas cops...
"Quid, pro, quo..." - Dana "Stultus" Marie
"Is a word they call it..." (It's 3 words, Dana, often called a phrase, as a writer, you should know what spaces are.)
Goes to light her cigarette, interrupted by ranting.
"This is the way the world ACTUALLY works! It's not the way it's supposed to work but it's the way it does work, sometimes..."
"Depending on who you are and where you are... Results, may vary..." - Dana, talking out of her ass, as per usual
Dana is a special case.
"It is entirely possible..." (No Dana it isn't, not when you're so burnt out you can't even recite the events linearly and consistently.)
Blames "private interests" for allegedly bribing the cops in Texas.
(Dana is really backpedaling on a lot of shit here, or at least seems skeptical of her own bullshit to some degree.)
"It was about satisfying one's employer, cause you had taken money, to do security work, moonlighting outside your official duties."
Sperging about the patriot act and FISA courts. (Apparently Dana is a foreign spy?)
(What the fuck do private security companies have to do with FISA warrants?)
I think she's onto corporate conspiracies?
Dana isn't a threat, despite how she threatens everybody.
"This is executive order shit."
"Serious business."
(Dana, you don't have a FISA warrant, stop being a retard.)
Glowie spent a shitload of money just IRL trolling Dana.
Dana is getting less specific, even she's completely unable to craft a bullshit narrative about this.
"Fuckin' pony up with some answers..."
"This isn't a, Youtube video production..." - Dana, via Youtube
Dana wants some answers, too bad she doesn't even have any questions.
"Somebody" was behind all of this, that's great detective work, Dana...
"I think some explanations are forthcoming..."
Dana wants reparations... (The CIA owes her a bottle of wine and Skip's balls back?)
"So get hot!"
Fin.
Same shot as last video, pink shirt, blue schizo sofa.
"I, took on, the police..." - Dana "I Fought The Law And The Law Trolled Me On The Internet" Marie
Smug posturing.
Dana seriously thinks she's beating glowie.
"It was a David and Goliath story..." (Given the past-tense, you already lost?)
Says the gubmint had it coming.
Blames Skip for these injustices, I thought you were a magical starfucker, Dana.
More vigilante fantasies.
Dana has no regrets making a complete ass of herself.
Apparently psychic, always knew this would happen.
Dana thinks the police are guilty because they didn't say they were?
Because glowie can't just arrest people on false charges, or real charges. (How's that DUI going, Dana?)
Dana was given crazy pills, or something.
Dana is drinking rose wine, I think?
Still doesn't understand why you'd take someone who just tried to kill themselves would be taken to a hospital.
"Taken to a psych ward and given, dangerous psychiatric medications that I clearly didn't need..." - Dana, who assaulted someone and tried to kill herself only a few hours prior to this
(Dana has been trying to get affirmation from the haters more and more recently.)
Dana flexes on how hypersane she is because she survived something that didn't happen.
Some of the haters could have come back from this, IDK, Dana isn't too good with modesty...
I have no clue who Dana is blaming for the Texas cops...
"Quid, pro, quo..." - Dana "Stultus" Marie
"Is a word they call it..." (It's 3 words, Dana, often called a phrase, as a writer, you should know what spaces are.)
Goes to light her cigarette, interrupted by ranting.
"This is the way the world ACTUALLY works! It's not the way it's supposed to work but it's the way it does work, sometimes..."
"Depending on who you are and where you are... Results, may vary..." - Dana, talking out of her ass, as per usual
Dana is a special case.
"It is entirely possible..." (No Dana it isn't, not when you're so burnt out you can't even recite the events linearly and consistently.)
Blames "private interests" for allegedly bribing the cops in Texas.
(Dana is really backpedaling on a lot of shit here, or at least seems skeptical of her own bullshit to some degree.)
"It was about satisfying one's employer, cause you had taken money, to do security work, moonlighting outside your official duties."
Sperging about the patriot act and FISA courts. (Apparently Dana is a foreign spy?)
(What the fuck do private security companies have to do with FISA warrants?)
I think she's onto corporate conspiracies?
Dana isn't a threat, despite how she threatens everybody.
"This is executive order shit."
"Serious business."
(Dana, you don't have a FISA warrant, stop being a retard.)
Glowie spent a shitload of money just IRL trolling Dana.
Dana is getting less specific, even she's completely unable to craft a bullshit narrative about this.
"Fuckin' pony up with some answers..."
"This isn't a, Youtube video production..." - Dana, via Youtube
Dana wants some answers, too bad she doesn't even have any questions.
"Somebody" was behind all of this, that's great detective work, Dana...
"I think some explanations are forthcoming..."
Dana wants reparations... (The CIA owes her a bottle of wine and Skip's balls back?)
"So get hot!"
Fin.
In which Dana elucidates on the supposed plot to assassinate her, cites Sockness as her source and talks about Polish Dude (Michael), their relationship already seems like it sucks ass. (7/10)
No description.
Dana is wearing a sweater that looks like a burlap sack, topless, hasn't left the schizo sofa in a long ass time.
Dana is covering the murder plot she invented about herself. Is extremely drunk.
"They're plotting against me..."
Jacob Sockness gave Dana the idea that KF is plotting to murder her. (To be fair, that's probably at least 2nd base for paranoid schizos like those two...)
"MuRDuR..." - Dana "Plinkett" Marie
Dana is completely fucking wasted.
"I'm supposed to believe it's just a joke?" (No, just that logic dictates that a retarded sex offender might be unreliable...)
"You bitches, are litigrly[sic] tryin' to find somebody to murder me..."
"Attempted murder is like a prison, a felony, offense..."
(Even if what you were saying wasn't bullshit, it isn't attempted murder, Dana. 18 U.S.C. § 1958 has separate distinctions for murder-for-hire charges.)
Dana is known far and wide to every hitman on Earth, apparently...
Dana insists that she's met all her potential murderers and told them off, or something. (You get back to your room, Agent 47! FIGURE IT OUT!)
"Like, why the fuck do you want to murder her, she's lovely..." - Dana's fictional assassin
"She's gorgeous, she's perfect... In every way..." - Dana, who probably uses the dark web for dating
"Yer gonna go to prison, for what you've done... Yer gaslighting and yer bullshit..."
More of Dana's "visions". (Read: drug induced hallucinations.)
Dana saw the new Heaven and Earth.
(WTF is up with Dana's kiddie-sized barbeque lighter?)
Smoking, God knows what, out of a pipe.
"That vision involved Pluto, Scorpio *drinks wine* Whom I've met..." - Dana, leaving out the involvement of meth, probably
"I've met the Scorpio..." - Dana, regarding her collection of alien dildos, or something
"I told him, I don't wanna be a fuckin' sandwich warmer! Sandwich maker and bed warmer..." - Dana "Check Out My Taco" Marie
(Dana seriously lectures her imaginary friends on feminism...)
Dana wants to teach us the truth of Danaism, while being too drunk to stop rocking back and forth.
Dana ain't playin games!
"NO, I, REALLY, WANT EVERYBODY TO KNOW THIS IS HAPPENING!"
The first thing on Google you find for Dana is her KF thread.
(Why would anyone even google you in the first place?)
Claims on KF: "May or may not be true"
"BUT IT'S FINE, because people are gonna like, LOOK INTO THIS AND ACTUALLY WATCH MY CHANNEL! WATCH, MY, CHANNEL!" - Dana "Youtube Star" Marie
(Not if you keep removing videos, ho.)
(Dana, your Youtube channel doesn't even use your name, why would it show up first in searches?)
Dana breaks out a plastic baggie of something...
Polish Dude doesn't mind Dana's constant alcoholism.
"He can help me, he's my Superman..." - Dana "Dumbass In Distress" Marie
Polish dude wants this.
"I swear to God, you guys are fuckin' pussies..."
"Joel and Niles, you're fucking pussies!"
Astrology says Polish Dude is self-sacrificing.
"My Venus was in Scorpio, and that actually matters..."
Dana drops her bag of felonies out of frame.
Polish Dude already got threatened with the big Banana or something.
"OH, I'M NOT GONNA CHANGE FER YOU! YER GONNA CHANGE, FER ME! Or we're done!"
Polish Dude is back up to 1000% simp-levels.
"He doesn't do drugs, and he's sober, he's good at a job, and he's everything Skip isn't, by the way..."
"Okay, you're down in text messaging, but are you down for real?" - Dana, who wants to go down
(I think Dana might have some kind of bruxism, her constant jaw movements are getting audible.)
Polish Dude is named Michael.
Dana is a fuck em and sling em kinda woman, least if her fictional boyfriends won't arbitrarily do her bidding.
"I'm gonna write you off and go onto the next one..." (I like to imagine Dana's snatch has a "take a number" thing like a bakery.)
"Won't I, Joel and Niles?" - Dana, who still hasn't
Dana throws down the gauntlet on finding someone stupid enough to simp for her.
"DO YOU UNDERSTAND, AND YOU, WILL BE LEFT HOLDING YER DICK IN YOUR HAND AND ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES, FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!"
"This is the ultimate challenge..."
"He's ride or die, he's Scorpio..."
(I really want Dana and Polish Michael to do a collab, I won't believe this person exists until then.)
Polish Michael is a garbage man? Might just want sandwiches and pussy?
"That's fine, no shame in that!"
Dana doesn't even care if other women have that.
Dana will rule the world some day.
"So, I guess if you would prefer that some ugly bitch make your sandwiches, so that YOU can smoke a pipe, well, ya know..."
Dana is loading her pipe with pot from the baggie, this took her several minutes.
"That's fine, choose yer fuckin' poison..." - Dana "Arsenic" Marie
Dana is seriously making fun of Steph for smoking pipes, while she's loading up her own.
Steph is "ugly and unimportant"
"But me? I have no intention of dying..." - Dana, who looks embalmed right now
Skip set Dana free.
"Because you know, you could never love me, the way I deserve to be loved..." - Dana, who probably got a restraining order as an anniverary gift
"That's why you're still alive..."
Dana did or didn't want to be set free.
Dana wishes her and Skip could have shared a psychosis.
Dana sending Skip to hell is Steph's fault, somehow.
Nevermind, Dana will never forgive Skip.
"You're with Stephanie, you have to die. You're with Stephanie, you made your choice, Skip, you have to die." - Dana "Goddess Of Love" Marie
(Dana seriously starts smiling at this, almost laughs.)
"Sorry..." - Dana, being a fucking psychopath
"Sorry, Skip. I wanted to save you. I wanted you. But you've chosen Stephanie and you've chosen death..."
"And I can't fix that..." - Dana "Castration" Marie
Fin.
Dana is wearing a sweater that looks like a burlap sack, topless, hasn't left the schizo sofa in a long ass time.
Dana is covering the murder plot she invented about herself. Is extremely drunk.
"They're plotting against me..."
Jacob Sockness gave Dana the idea that KF is plotting to murder her. (To be fair, that's probably at least 2nd base for paranoid schizos like those two...)
"MuRDuR..." - Dana "Plinkett" Marie
Dana is completely fucking wasted.
"I'm supposed to believe it's just a joke?" (No, just that logic dictates that a retarded sex offender might be unreliable...)
"You bitches, are litigrly[sic] tryin' to find somebody to murder me..."
"Attempted murder is like a prison, a felony, offense..."
(Even if what you were saying wasn't bullshit, it isn't attempted murder, Dana. 18 U.S.C. § 1958 has separate distinctions for murder-for-hire charges.)
Dana is known far and wide to every hitman on Earth, apparently...
Dana insists that she's met all her potential murderers and told them off, or something. (You get back to your room, Agent 47! FIGURE IT OUT!)
"Like, why the fuck do you want to murder her, she's lovely..." - Dana's fictional assassin
"She's gorgeous, she's perfect... In every way..." - Dana, who probably uses the dark web for dating
"Yer gonna go to prison, for what you've done... Yer gaslighting and yer bullshit..."
More of Dana's "visions". (Read: drug induced hallucinations.)
Dana saw the new Heaven and Earth.
(WTF is up with Dana's kiddie-sized barbeque lighter?)
Smoking, God knows what, out of a pipe.
"That vision involved Pluto, Scorpio *drinks wine* Whom I've met..." - Dana, leaving out the involvement of meth, probably
"I've met the Scorpio..." - Dana, regarding her collection of alien dildos, or something
"I told him, I don't wanna be a fuckin' sandwich warmer! Sandwich maker and bed warmer..." - Dana "Check Out My Taco" Marie
(Dana seriously lectures her imaginary friends on feminism...)
Dana wants to teach us the truth of Danaism, while being too drunk to stop rocking back and forth.
Dana ain't playin games!
"NO, I, REALLY, WANT EVERYBODY TO KNOW THIS IS HAPPENING!"
The first thing on Google you find for Dana is her KF thread.
(Why would anyone even google you in the first place?)
Claims on KF: "May or may not be true"
"BUT IT'S FINE, because people are gonna like, LOOK INTO THIS AND ACTUALLY WATCH MY CHANNEL! WATCH, MY, CHANNEL!" - Dana "Youtube Star" Marie
(Not if you keep removing videos, ho.)
(Dana, your Youtube channel doesn't even use your name, why would it show up first in searches?)
Dana breaks out a plastic baggie of something...
Polish Dude doesn't mind Dana's constant alcoholism.
"He can help me, he's my Superman..." - Dana "Dumbass In Distress" Marie
Polish dude wants this.
"I swear to God, you guys are fuckin' pussies..."
"Joel and Niles, you're fucking pussies!"
Astrology says Polish Dude is self-sacrificing.
"My Venus was in Scorpio, and that actually matters..."
Dana drops her bag of felonies out of frame.
Polish Dude already got threatened with the big Banana or something.
"OH, I'M NOT GONNA CHANGE FER YOU! YER GONNA CHANGE, FER ME! Or we're done!"
Polish Dude is back up to 1000% simp-levels.
"He doesn't do drugs, and he's sober, he's good at a job, and he's everything Skip isn't, by the way..."
"Okay, you're down in text messaging, but are you down for real?" - Dana, who wants to go down
(I think Dana might have some kind of bruxism, her constant jaw movements are getting audible.)
Polish Dude is named Michael.
Dana is a fuck em and sling em kinda woman, least if her fictional boyfriends won't arbitrarily do her bidding.
"I'm gonna write you off and go onto the next one..." (I like to imagine Dana's snatch has a "take a number" thing like a bakery.)
"Won't I, Joel and Niles?" - Dana, who still hasn't
Dana throws down the gauntlet on finding someone stupid enough to simp for her.
"DO YOU UNDERSTAND, AND YOU, WILL BE LEFT HOLDING YER DICK IN YOUR HAND AND ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES, FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!"
"This is the ultimate challenge..."
"He's ride or die, he's Scorpio..."
(I really want Dana and Polish Michael to do a collab, I won't believe this person exists until then.)
Polish Michael is a garbage man? Might just want sandwiches and pussy?
"That's fine, no shame in that!"
Dana doesn't even care if other women have that.
Dana will rule the world some day.
"So, I guess if you would prefer that some ugly bitch make your sandwiches, so that YOU can smoke a pipe, well, ya know..."
Dana is loading her pipe with pot from the baggie, this took her several minutes.
"That's fine, choose yer fuckin' poison..." - Dana "Arsenic" Marie
Dana is seriously making fun of Steph for smoking pipes, while she's loading up her own.
Steph is "ugly and unimportant"
"But me? I have no intention of dying..." - Dana, who looks embalmed right now
Skip set Dana free.
"Because you know, you could never love me, the way I deserve to be loved..." - Dana, who probably got a restraining order as an anniverary gift
"That's why you're still alive..."
Dana did or didn't want to be set free.
Dana wishes her and Skip could have shared a psychosis.
Dana sending Skip to hell is Steph's fault, somehow.
Nevermind, Dana will never forgive Skip.
"You're with Stephanie, you have to die. You're with Stephanie, you made your choice, Skip, you have to die." - Dana "Goddess Of Love" Marie
(Dana seriously starts smiling at this, almost laughs.)
"Sorry..." - Dana, being a fucking psychopath
"Sorry, Skip. I wanted to save you. I wanted you. But you've chosen Stephanie and you've chosen death..."
"And I can't fix that..." - Dana "Castration" Marie
Fin.
In which Dana says the trolls are all going to Hell when the Crapture happens (For real this time, GUIZ!) (3/10)
No description.
Same outfit as the last time, green sweater, no shirt, schizo sofa.
(God, Dana looks fucking withered!)
Smoking a ciggie, drinking coffee.
Talks about her vision in the desert.
"It wasn't a vision, of the past, it was a vision of things to come."
"The goddess would be hunted by her dickhead brothers..."
Strikes an O-face trying to recall the lore.
Everyone is jealous, all the time...
KF is proof that Dana's drug induced hallucinations aren't drug induced hallucinations.
Dana's starfucker lore involves Banana using Pluto to blow up the solar system.
"And I'm over here rockin' the power of 88." - Dana "White Power" Marie
More Hermeticism.
"And I finally met, the Scorpio, that I need..."
"We're at the point where... something huge is about to happen." - Dana "Tuna Salad" Marie
"I'm not gonna live in shame, because of KiwiFarms."
Dana is determined to double down on the things that gave her a thread.
Sperging about the murder plot, get a new lie, Dana!
All the haters still get the bullet.
Dana can't say manifestation.
Dana fully embraces solipsism.
"You're just a physical representation of my vision, you have absolutely no power to resist."
"You exist, simply to prove, my vision correct." - Dana "Narcissism" Marie
"Everything I saw in my vision, I can correlate to what happened on the ground, in my life..." (That's how paranoid schizophrenia works, Dana!)
I guess there's another KiwiFarms in the Danaverse's afterlife, that's pretty cool.
God is making an example of the haters.
Dana projects her irrelevance on all the haters and people who don't find her attractive, I think.
KiwiFarms = The outer darkness
"You are cast into the outer darkness, where you weep and gnash your teeth..." - Dana, projecting her constant crying and bruxism
Dana makes videos exclusively for haters and is now trying to deny it?
KF used to be fun before Dana came round.
Dana breaks out her serious face.
Continues to put words in people's mouths.
"There's nothing you can do, it's too late, yer fucked!"
(So, there's no reason to stop trolling Dana, alright...)
Dana's brain takes a second to reboot.
Apparently God already judged KF prior to Dana?
Nobody is religious except for Dana.
Everyone on KF is dead.
"There's no good person secretly working within you..." - Dana, forgetting about all the times she wanted to fuck Josh
"Blasphemy of the Holy Spirit is an unpardonable sin..." - Dana, who fucking renamed the Holy Spirit
"There is no do overs, this is the final judgement..." - Dana, who will continue making videos about this
It isn't Dana's job to do anything relating to spirituality, some fucking high priestess you turned out to be...
"I'm not here to save you." - Dana, who is all out of bubblegum
"It's not about saving you and it never was." - Dana, who has fully co-opted the Crapture
"You do what you do, knowingly and willingly..." - Dana, retconning her previous statements about trolls not being people?
"You don't feel bad about the lives you've destroyed and the people you target." (YOU DON'T EITHER, BITCH!)
Nevermind, nothing is our faults again.
"Because Satan is a liar, and you're all children of Satan, that's what you are..."
Dana is here to yell at the internet until it all gets sent to Hell, or something.
Dana has big plans for Polish Michael.
"I've come full circle, and I'm rockin' the power of 88." - Dana "14 Words" Marie
"And you're all really scared." (Thanks for telling me how I'm feeling Dana, I appreciate the emotional insight from a psychopathic retard with a flat affect.)
Jacob is spying on the thread for Dana. (Hi potato-nigger!)
Dana trusts Jacob to give an objective assessment of her thread. (I know he reads these things too.)
"And that's good, I want you to know. I don't want this to come as any surprise." - Dana "No Alarms" Marie
Smug bitch head shake.
Fin.
Same outfit as the last time, green sweater, no shirt, schizo sofa.
(God, Dana looks fucking withered!)
Smoking a ciggie, drinking coffee.
Talks about her vision in the desert.
"It wasn't a vision, of the past, it was a vision of things to come."
"The goddess would be hunted by her dickhead brothers..."
Strikes an O-face trying to recall the lore.
Everyone is jealous, all the time...
KF is proof that Dana's drug induced hallucinations aren't drug induced hallucinations.
Dana's starfucker lore involves Banana using Pluto to blow up the solar system.
"And I'm over here rockin' the power of 88." - Dana "White Power" Marie
More Hermeticism.
"And I finally met, the Scorpio, that I need..."
"We're at the point where... something huge is about to happen." - Dana "Tuna Salad" Marie
"I'm not gonna live in shame, because of KiwiFarms."
Dana is determined to double down on the things that gave her a thread.
Sperging about the murder plot, get a new lie, Dana!
All the haters still get the bullet.
Dana can't say manifestation.
Dana fully embraces solipsism.
"You're just a physical representation of my vision, you have absolutely no power to resist."
"You exist, simply to prove, my vision correct." - Dana "Narcissism" Marie
"Everything I saw in my vision, I can correlate to what happened on the ground, in my life..." (That's how paranoid schizophrenia works, Dana!)
I guess there's another KiwiFarms in the Danaverse's afterlife, that's pretty cool.
God is making an example of the haters.
Dana projects her irrelevance on all the haters and people who don't find her attractive, I think.
KiwiFarms = The outer darkness
"You are cast into the outer darkness, where you weep and gnash your teeth..." - Dana, projecting her constant crying and bruxism
Dana makes videos exclusively for haters and is now trying to deny it?
KF used to be fun before Dana came round.
Dana breaks out her serious face.
Continues to put words in people's mouths.
"There's nothing you can do, it's too late, yer fucked!"
(So, there's no reason to stop trolling Dana, alright...)
Dana's brain takes a second to reboot.
Apparently God already judged KF prior to Dana?
Nobody is religious except for Dana.
Everyone on KF is dead.
"There's no good person secretly working within you..." - Dana, forgetting about all the times she wanted to fuck Josh
"Blasphemy of the Holy Spirit is an unpardonable sin..." - Dana, who fucking renamed the Holy Spirit
"There is no do overs, this is the final judgement..." - Dana, who will continue making videos about this
It isn't Dana's job to do anything relating to spirituality, some fucking high priestess you turned out to be...
"I'm not here to save you." - Dana, who is all out of bubblegum
"It's not about saving you and it never was." - Dana, who has fully co-opted the Crapture
"You do what you do, knowingly and willingly..." - Dana, retconning her previous statements about trolls not being people?
"You don't feel bad about the lives you've destroyed and the people you target." (YOU DON'T EITHER, BITCH!)
Nevermind, nothing is our faults again.
"Because Satan is a liar, and you're all children of Satan, that's what you are..."
Dana is here to yell at the internet until it all gets sent to Hell, or something.
Dana has big plans for Polish Michael.
"I've come full circle, and I'm rockin' the power of 88." - Dana "14 Words" Marie
"And you're all really scared." (Thanks for telling me how I'm feeling Dana, I appreciate the emotional insight from a psychopathic retard with a flat affect.)
Jacob is spying on the thread for Dana. (Hi potato-nigger!)
Dana trusts Jacob to give an objective assessment of her thread. (I know he reads these things too.)
"And that's good, I want you to know. I don't want this to come as any surprise." - Dana "No Alarms" Marie
Smug bitch head shake.
Fin.
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We are all puppets for her. Where is she getting the idea that there is a murder plot? Sockness is full of shit and always has been the fucking twat. She seems to think we are upset because we have no power. Well, Dana, as much as you mention me, @Batshit, and ALL the farms, clearly we have all kinds of power since we live in your head all the time.
Don't preach to us, Dana. With all the fucking shit you have put Skip, Steph, and your kids thru.....well, I guess we will see you in hell with us. She is here to make sure we pay the price. LOL, you live for entertainment for us you dumbass. I wouldn't take what Jacob has to say. Come see for yourself. You are about to find out your latest "child" is a liar.
Next bullshit vid. Skip tried to kill her. Feels special cause a bunch of men from fucking Iran sent her dick pics on FB. Says that Skip always took someone else's side over hers and he shouldn't have done that cause he took vows. LOL....well, MAYBE DD what he was doing was explaining to you WHY you were wrong. Says Skip was having a mental affair with Steph long before her divorce.
Says there is a murder plot against her. The cops know all about it. Damn, it takes a special kind of simp to take the word of an even bigger simp. LOL
Jacob, you have mommy issues that this bitch is NOT gonna be able to help you with. She can't take care of her own kids. Oh, and stop lying you sick fuck.
Don't preach to us, Dana. With all the fucking shit you have put Skip, Steph, and your kids thru.....well, I guess we will see you in hell with us. She is here to make sure we pay the price. LOL, you live for entertainment for us you dumbass. I wouldn't take what Jacob has to say. Come see for yourself. You are about to find out your latest "child" is a liar.
Next bullshit vid. Skip tried to kill her. Feels special cause a bunch of men from fucking Iran sent her dick pics on FB. Says that Skip always took someone else's side over hers and he shouldn't have done that cause he took vows. LOL....well, MAYBE DD what he was doing was explaining to you WHY you were wrong. Says Skip was having a mental affair with Steph long before her divorce.
Says there is a murder plot against her. The cops know all about it. Damn, it takes a special kind of simp to take the word of an even bigger simp. LOL
Jacob, you have mommy issues that this bitch is NOT gonna be able to help you with. She can't take care of her own kids. Oh, and stop lying you sick fuck.
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I love a secondary trainwreck is making its way to KF Station.
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as sure as the sun will rise
This morning, we have belching, drinking, smoking, braggy, smartassy-face Dana warning us about her new boyfriend who has not kissed her but is crazy about her and will beat her detractors to a bloody pulp. Didn't we go through this before when she was dating a cop? She is looking more and more cadaverous with every puff and slurp, and that's really a phlegmy cough coming up.
This morning, we have belching, drinking, smoking, braggy, smartassy-face Dana warning us about her new boyfriend who has not kissed her but is crazy about her and will beat her detractors to a bloody pulp. Didn't we go through this before when she was dating a cop? She is looking more and more cadaverous with every puff and slurp, and that's really a phlegmy cough coming up.
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That paneling really brings out her pasty white features. 
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every woman wants a superman
Interesting. Dana let the world know in a previous video (since removed) that her mother allowed her to be repeatedly sexually abused by her boyfriend. Now Dana's mother was fearsome. Guess it wasn't "crossing her" to abuse her daughter. Still can't get over Skip, still ranting about him.. Still "the National Guard came out to see me." Despite Superman, this is not a picture of moving on. Started talking about now she's got a good lawyer, when she cut off. Must be a public defender, lol.
Interesting. Dana let the world know in a previous video (since removed) that her mother allowed her to be repeatedly sexually abused by her boyfriend. Now Dana's mother was fearsome. Guess it wasn't "crossing her" to abuse her daughter. Still can't get over Skip, still ranting about him.. Still "the National Guard came out to see me." Despite Superman, this is not a picture of moving on. Started talking about now she's got a good lawyer, when she cut off. Must be a public defender, lol.
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Fresh rekhaps ?possibly? encompassing the whole Polish Mike saga. Either way this shitstorm of a relationship is still only a cat. 1.
In which Dana says Polish Mike knows how to get rid of bodies, that he wants to marry her, still hates men and says she isn't bothered by the thread, again. (4/10)
In which Dana talks about Polish Mike and goes at great length to try and label everyone on KiwiFarms a psychopath and wants to send Polish Mike to murder people who post on her thread. (6/10)
In which Dana may consider the merits of lesbianism, outlines what she wants in a man (fights the haters) and possibly hints that Polish Mike walked out on her crazy ass. (6/10)
In which Dana says Polish Mike knows how to get rid of bodies, that he wants to marry her, still hates men and says she isn't bothered by the thread, again. (4/10)
No description.
Schizo couch and surprisingly Dana managed to coordinate an outfit that would look fine if she didn't looks like Skeletor.
"So this, new guy..." (What, is there another one?)
"We haven't even kissed yet, and he's already head over heels in love."
(Dana must include anyone who doesn't actively flee from her as her new soulmate.)
"He knows the story, I told him everything. I was trying to scare him off." - Dana, trying to bore all the men of upstate NY to death
Polish Mike is composing poetry...
(Oh, I really want to know see that... "Roses are red, violets are blue, the CIA lives in your cooch, and also the Jews.")
Can't tell if Dana says text-messages or sex-messages, either or, I guess?
Polish Mike already wants to get married, after like, a week?
Dana's BWC lawyer is also named Michael.
"We all know that Michael is my guardian..." (Or just a really common name, you dolt.)
"He's got a good job..." - Dana, who is a dumpster in need of a garbage man
Handsome, stable (I fucking doubt that if he wants to go down on you and is proposing after a week...)
Polish Mike is the Anti-Skip.
"And, bonus, I'm pretty sure he knows how to dispose of a body..." - Dana "Dahmer" Marie
(WHAT THE FUCK?)
"Not that that should ever come up but it's a nice skill to have... If you get my drift..." - Dana "The Banana Slasher" Marie
(I think she's plotting to murder people on her thread again...)
"Granted, it's happening really fast, like he's... Typical Scorpio intensity..." - Dana, who considers it normal to want to get married after a week
(So, how the fuck are Scorpios supposed to be loyal?)
Dana is at a loss for words, even she thinks this is somewhat retarded.
There's a major turning point. What is it? Fuck you.
Dana deserves a simp/enabler.
Dana refers to the gas station as "[her] shop".
Dana pretends she plays hard to get.
Still hates men.
Dana is skeptical of relationships and marriage.
"I'll date my own damn self..." - Dana "Autolesbianism" Marie
"But, here's a guy who was not shy at all..." (Despite Dana saying earlier that he was scared of talking to her.)
"So far, it looks pretty good." - Dana, basically confirming that her relationship is incredibly dysfunctional (I mean if SHE finds it good...)
Deer in the headlights state ensues. Possibly having nam flashbacks of her Skip story.
Polish Mike doesn't appear to be abusive or have a drug problem. (Dana has high standards, don't you know!)
"He's not a drinker. *heh*" - Dana, flexing over her BAC, or something
(Seriously, what Polish man doesn't drink?)
"He's totally down with the ancient astronaut theory."
(I really think Polish Mike is just larping, albeit slightly less than Dana because he's at least getting a blowie soon.)
Polish Mike finds Dana "incredibly intelligent and interesting". (Or he's just looking for a warm hole...)
Dana is "starved for... Genuine connection with another person" (I guess her fictional boyfriend fills the hole of her fictional friends.)
"It's not about sex." - Dana, totally not lying...
"I can get that anywhere..." (Eww...)
"Seriously, I could get laid, anytime I want." (Nobody wants that Dana, stop being fucking gross.)
(If this story ends up with Dumpster being the trophy wife to a garbageman, that would be so apt.)
Dana couldn't have a meaningful relationship, which is why she got married twice...
Gary was an abusive psychopath, no long ass story about that though.
Dana developed self-esteem that time she tried to kill herself to spite Skip?
Dana ain't fraid.
(Dana still hasn't said anything about her doing anything in this dumpster fire of a relationship...)
More mantras about being self sufficient.
(The median salary of a garbage truck driver in NY is $45,571, or about 7600 bottles of Dana's shitty wine.)
(I don't even want to think of where Dana's mouth has been...)
Dana resolved her revenge issue by ignoring it. (And totally not doubling down by saying Polish Mike could dump their bodies...)
Dana's wacky story is over, or something.
"It's all done..." (Okay Dana, see you in a couple hours with your next bout of verbal diarrhea...)
Dana says she's going to move on, her body language doesn't though.
Doesn't care about the haters.
"I'll make my own Heaven on Earth." - Dana "With Blackjack, And Hookers!" Marie
"I'll create my own reality." (You already did that.)
Dana considers finally leaving the Internet, ya, right...
Dana thinks all of KF lives or dies based on her being a retard. (If true, that's pretty good odds...)
Dana tries to flex on how great her life is, realizes it sucks and just settles on "I came out on top.".
(So, you've wasted years of your life complaining about people who supposedly don't bother you, right...)
"So... laytaa', bitches."
Fin.
Schizo couch and surprisingly Dana managed to coordinate an outfit that would look fine if she didn't looks like Skeletor.
"So this, new guy..." (What, is there another one?)
"We haven't even kissed yet, and he's already head over heels in love."
(Dana must include anyone who doesn't actively flee from her as her new soulmate.)
"He knows the story, I told him everything. I was trying to scare him off." - Dana, trying to bore all the men of upstate NY to death
Polish Mike is composing poetry...
(Oh, I really want to know see that... "Roses are red, violets are blue, the CIA lives in your cooch, and also the Jews.")
Can't tell if Dana says text-messages or sex-messages, either or, I guess?
Polish Mike already wants to get married, after like, a week?
Dana's BWC lawyer is also named Michael.
"We all know that Michael is my guardian..." (Or just a really common name, you dolt.)
"He's got a good job..." - Dana, who is a dumpster in need of a garbage man
Handsome, stable (I fucking doubt that if he wants to go down on you and is proposing after a week...)
Polish Mike is the Anti-Skip.
"And, bonus, I'm pretty sure he knows how to dispose of a body..." - Dana "Dahmer" Marie
(WHAT THE FUCK?)
"Not that that should ever come up but it's a nice skill to have... If you get my drift..." - Dana "The Banana Slasher" Marie
(I think she's plotting to murder people on her thread again...)
"Granted, it's happening really fast, like he's... Typical Scorpio intensity..." - Dana, who considers it normal to want to get married after a week
(So, how the fuck are Scorpios supposed to be loyal?)
Dana is at a loss for words, even she thinks this is somewhat retarded.
There's a major turning point. What is it? Fuck you.
Dana deserves a simp/enabler.
Dana refers to the gas station as "[her] shop".
Dana pretends she plays hard to get.
Still hates men.
Dana is skeptical of relationships and marriage.
"I'll date my own damn self..." - Dana "Autolesbianism" Marie
"But, here's a guy who was not shy at all..." (Despite Dana saying earlier that he was scared of talking to her.)
"So far, it looks pretty good." - Dana, basically confirming that her relationship is incredibly dysfunctional (I mean if SHE finds it good...)
Deer in the headlights state ensues. Possibly having nam flashbacks of her Skip story.
Polish Mike doesn't appear to be abusive or have a drug problem. (Dana has high standards, don't you know!)
"He's not a drinker. *heh*" - Dana, flexing over her BAC, or something
(Seriously, what Polish man doesn't drink?)
"He's totally down with the ancient astronaut theory."
(I really think Polish Mike is just larping, albeit slightly less than Dana because he's at least getting a blowie soon.)
Polish Mike finds Dana "incredibly intelligent and interesting". (Or he's just looking for a warm hole...)
Dana is "starved for... Genuine connection with another person" (I guess her fictional boyfriend fills the hole of her fictional friends.)
"It's not about sex." - Dana, totally not lying...
"I can get that anywhere..." (Eww...)
"Seriously, I could get laid, anytime I want." (Nobody wants that Dana, stop being fucking gross.)
(If this story ends up with Dumpster being the trophy wife to a garbageman, that would be so apt.)
Dana couldn't have a meaningful relationship, which is why she got married twice...
Gary was an abusive psychopath, no long ass story about that though.
Dana developed self-esteem that time she tried to kill herself to spite Skip?
Dana ain't fraid.
(Dana still hasn't said anything about her doing anything in this dumpster fire of a relationship...)
More mantras about being self sufficient.
(The median salary of a garbage truck driver in NY is $45,571, or about 7600 bottles of Dana's shitty wine.)
(I don't even want to think of where Dana's mouth has been...)
Dana resolved her revenge issue by ignoring it. (And totally not doubling down by saying Polish Mike could dump their bodies...)
Dana's wacky story is over, or something.
"It's all done..." (Okay Dana, see you in a couple hours with your next bout of verbal diarrhea...)
Dana says she's going to move on, her body language doesn't though.
Doesn't care about the haters.
"I'll make my own Heaven on Earth." - Dana "With Blackjack, And Hookers!" Marie
"I'll create my own reality." (You already did that.)
Dana considers finally leaving the Internet, ya, right...
Dana thinks all of KF lives or dies based on her being a retard. (If true, that's pretty good odds...)
Dana tries to flex on how great her life is, realizes it sucks and just settles on "I came out on top.".
(So, you've wasted years of your life complaining about people who supposedly don't bother you, right...)
"So... laytaa', bitches."
Fin.
In which Dana talks about Polish Mike and goes at great length to try and label everyone on KiwiFarms a psychopath and wants to send Polish Mike to murder people who post on her thread. (6/10)
No description.
Pink shirt, still captaining the schizo sofa.
As sure as the sun will rise, Dana is drinking cider and smoking. (Doesn't actually smoke the cigarette, just spends 20 minutes waving it around)
"There is no prohibition... against the sons of men, making time for the daughters of God..." - Dana, who forgot all of her sperging about the giants
(I think Polish Mike might have finally dumped the Dumpster...)
"And there is no prohibition, on the sons of God, making time for the daughters of God..." - Dana, who has to be an angel in all her BS timelines
Sons of God can't take the daughters of men.
(I'm glad that Dana's incredibly literal interpretation of the Bible allows her to be a massive slut because there's nobody named Dana in it.)
Still ain't the daughter of any man. (I guess in Dana's canon vaginas are magical but sperm isn't.)
Dana seems to blame her current psychosis on Joel and Polish Mike?
Dana is special because of her exceedingly poor taste in men.
On about Rev 12. (The dragon one...)
BWC Lawyer Michael = Archangel Michael = Polish Mike?
Polish Mike "is out of his mind, already.".
Polish Mike has a Superman tattoo.
"And I keep thinkin', what's the most painful thing I could do, to my haters. What's the worst thing I could do to you guys?"
"What's the best way, to take my revenge?" - Dana "Punished Banana" Marie
Dana thinks her misery is extra special.
Dana realizes that Angry Dana is the only funny one.
KF is still all psychopaths.
"You're unworthy... of life itself. You're unworthy of life." - Dana, who likes to echo herself for drama, or she just can't quite speak at a normal pace
KF is "The lowest form of life."
I think Dana is threatening us with God again.
There's no cure for psychopathy, says the psychopath.
Dana is about to resolve her retarded Mexican standoff with the whole of the world.
Has to deepthroat some cider first.
Answer: Relationship with Polish Mike.
Polish Mike is apparently far enough along in the relationship that he'll murder the haters with his bare hands for Dana.
"He'll go John Wick on you."
Still thinks the KF deathsquad is a real thing.
"This is the kinda guy that who would defend my honor." - Dana, whose honor has been MIA for at least the last 36 years
(Dana is going through the same bit she did with Spencer being a remorseless killing machine, whatever.)
Polish Mike has connections, which is why he's a garbageman in a podunk town...
(Don't worry Dana, you'll sabotage that relationship on your own.)
"I wouldn't. I wouldn't." - Dana, who totally would, if it were Skip and Steph she was fucking with
"I'm, a pretty good judge of character..." - Dana, whose had 2 divorces, been kidnapped twice and sodomized at least once
Polish Mike ain't fraid!
Dana told Polish Mike not to go to KF. (Hi Polish Mike, make an account, it's good fun.)
Burps in the middle of her KF sperging.
Polish Mike will murder everyone making fun of Dana, according to Dana.
Dana was completely honest when she told her bullshit life story to Polish Mike.
Dana explained KF to Polish Mike, which is a bit like Harvey Weinstein explaining chivalry.
Mentions the internet bodycount.
Dana doesn't give a shit about what people say on her thread, despite the fact that's the only reason she's making this video.
"I don't go to KiwiFarms."
"I am not ashamed!"
Dana is still a victim.
Dana thinks that people spending time with her makes them not believe everything on her thread.
"These people aren't secretly running drugs out the back door." - Dana, who wants in on that, let me tell you...
(I have no clue where that came from.)
"I'm not stupid, guys. I'm not stupid."
(Does Dana have some weird tic where she always has to lie twice in a row?)
Dana makes such a stilted declaration of her job friends being innocent that it seems like she wants the FBI to fuck with her again.
Lawyer flexing. (How's the DUI coming, Dana?)
BWC Lawyer knows about the mob and shit.
"He likes me." (No, he likes the fact you've been dumping a shitload of money keeping him on retainer.)
"But this guy, that I'm seein', well, he's already professed his undying devotion and his willingness to kill for me, and we haven't even kissed."
Dana takes this literally, wonders what she can force Polish Mike to do after they start fucking, or something.
"We all know I'm good at what I do..." (Other people's husbands?)
Dana isn't promiscuous.
Dana thinks every other woman is a gold-digger, yay feminism?
"My RAGING independence only makes me more desirable in this guy's eye..." - Dana, who has a raging independence on alcohol, smokes and pot
"He knows I'm not lookin' for a way out." - Dana "Don't Forget: You're Here Forever" Marie
Still threatening the thread with Polish Mike's simping rage.
Dana loves the fact that Polish Mike apparently resorts to violence to solve problems. (Because THAT'S how you make sure someone isn't abusive...)
"I need a guy who'll beat you into a bloody fuckin' pulp! And dissect you like a laboratory frog!"
Reiterates that Polish Mike is far healthier than Dana addiction-wise.
"And he's good lookin'" (IDK Dana, are you sure he isn't with the Secret Service?)
Dana is overjoyed to have someone to larp with.
"He ain't got a big ego." (Yes, totally like a Scorpio.)
"He's, probably everything I need." (A penis, yes.)
"What that means, is that, you, dumbasses... should probably watch, what you say from here on out." - Dana, who forgot she told Polish Mike not to read the thread
Dana tells everyone for the millionth fucking time to rethink their lives in a way she agrees with, Banana forbid Polish Mike cometh!
"Consider a different path." - Dana, forgetting that she already said she was plotting the death of all psychopaths
"Because people who, thrive on suffering, who target the mentally ill and children and, innocent women..." - Dana, who is clearly one of those groups, I wonder which?
"Because it's *burp* amusing..."
Back to saying haters don't deserve to live.
"Here's the thing, is... certain people should die, but not just because they were born." - Dana "Goddess Of Love" Marie, who limits her retarded revenge plots to anyone who isn't undead or a fetus?
"Some people are shitty human beings!" - The woman who abandoned 2 families
"They bring nothing of value, to the world."
Dana does eugenics? I guess she found some 14 for her 88.
"No one is ever better off for meeting these people." - Dana, who challenges her haters to street fights
Only Dana's haters or possibly trolls in general deserve to die.
"Those are the people that, should be hunted like animals and... disposed of." - Dana "Final Solution" Marie
Dana isn't a bigot, she just hates everyone who doesn't want to see her Banana.
(Does your religion impartiality include followers of Banana, Dana?)
Smokers cough ensues mid rant.
"There are good Muslims, good Christians, good Jewish people, good Black people, good Mexican people..." - Dana, possibly making a list of all her truck stop Johns?
"There are decent, moral, upright people..." (Why haven't you apparently met any yet, Dana? Totally isn't because you're a psychopath.)
Dana embraces some weird idea of tolerance, still all about her though.
"shitbag"
KiwiFarms is all going to Banana-Hell, or something.
"And if I have anything to say about it, and I think I do..." - Dana "Demiurge" Marie
Dana is so scared of being caught in a lie that she can't even be specific about presumably the afterlife. (Although it would be fun to discredit Dana from beyond the grave.)
(Dana, if haters aren't human, why would there even be an afterlife?)
Still murdery.
"And, y'all thought I was joking about who I am, you thought I was full of shit, I was delusional." (Drop the past-tense, everyone still thinks you're a nutter.)
Dana gives her final ultimatum, for like the millionth time.
"You're on the list. You're on the short list..."
Dana pretends she's actually convinced anyone of the big Banana in the sky.
"Don't close your eyes. Don't sleep at night. Don't turn your back, because, justice is coming for you..."
Title drop.
Pink shirt, still captaining the schizo sofa.
As sure as the sun will rise, Dana is drinking cider and smoking. (Doesn't actually smoke the cigarette, just spends 20 minutes waving it around)
"There is no prohibition... against the sons of men, making time for the daughters of God..." - Dana, who forgot all of her sperging about the giants
(I think Polish Mike might have finally dumped the Dumpster...)
"And there is no prohibition, on the sons of God, making time for the daughters of God..." - Dana, who has to be an angel in all her BS timelines
Sons of God can't take the daughters of men.
(I'm glad that Dana's incredibly literal interpretation of the Bible allows her to be a massive slut because there's nobody named Dana in it.)
Still ain't the daughter of any man. (I guess in Dana's canon vaginas are magical but sperm isn't.)
Dana seems to blame her current psychosis on Joel and Polish Mike?
Dana is special because of her exceedingly poor taste in men.
On about Rev 12. (The dragon one...)
BWC Lawyer Michael = Archangel Michael = Polish Mike?
Polish Mike "is out of his mind, already.".
Polish Mike has a Superman tattoo.
"And I keep thinkin', what's the most painful thing I could do, to my haters. What's the worst thing I could do to you guys?"
"What's the best way, to take my revenge?" - Dana "Punished Banana" Marie
Dana thinks her misery is extra special.
Dana realizes that Angry Dana is the only funny one.
KF is still all psychopaths.
"You're unworthy... of life itself. You're unworthy of life." - Dana, who likes to echo herself for drama, or she just can't quite speak at a normal pace
KF is "The lowest form of life."
I think Dana is threatening us with God again.
There's no cure for psychopathy, says the psychopath.
Dana is about to resolve her retarded Mexican standoff with the whole of the world.
Has to deepthroat some cider first.
Answer: Relationship with Polish Mike.
Polish Mike is apparently far enough along in the relationship that he'll murder the haters with his bare hands for Dana.
"He'll go John Wick on you."
Still thinks the KF deathsquad is a real thing.
"This is the kinda guy that who would defend my honor." - Dana, whose honor has been MIA for at least the last 36 years
(Dana is going through the same bit she did with Spencer being a remorseless killing machine, whatever.)
Polish Mike has connections, which is why he's a garbageman in a podunk town...
(Don't worry Dana, you'll sabotage that relationship on your own.)
"I wouldn't. I wouldn't." - Dana, who totally would, if it were Skip and Steph she was fucking with
"I'm, a pretty good judge of character..." - Dana, whose had 2 divorces, been kidnapped twice and sodomized at least once
Polish Mike ain't fraid!
Dana told Polish Mike not to go to KF. (Hi Polish Mike, make an account, it's good fun.)
Burps in the middle of her KF sperging.
Polish Mike will murder everyone making fun of Dana, according to Dana.
Dana was completely honest when she told her bullshit life story to Polish Mike.
Dana explained KF to Polish Mike, which is a bit like Harvey Weinstein explaining chivalry.
Mentions the internet bodycount.
Dana doesn't give a shit about what people say on her thread, despite the fact that's the only reason she's making this video.
"I don't go to KiwiFarms."
"I am not ashamed!"
Dana is still a victim.
Dana thinks that people spending time with her makes them not believe everything on her thread.
"These people aren't secretly running drugs out the back door." - Dana, who wants in on that, let me tell you...
(I have no clue where that came from.)
"I'm not stupid, guys. I'm not stupid."
(Does Dana have some weird tic where she always has to lie twice in a row?)
Dana makes such a stilted declaration of her job friends being innocent that it seems like she wants the FBI to fuck with her again.
Lawyer flexing. (How's the DUI coming, Dana?)
BWC Lawyer knows about the mob and shit.
"He likes me." (No, he likes the fact you've been dumping a shitload of money keeping him on retainer.)
"But this guy, that I'm seein', well, he's already professed his undying devotion and his willingness to kill for me, and we haven't even kissed."
Dana takes this literally, wonders what she can force Polish Mike to do after they start fucking, or something.
"We all know I'm good at what I do..." (Other people's husbands?)
Dana isn't promiscuous.
Dana thinks every other woman is a gold-digger, yay feminism?
"My RAGING independence only makes me more desirable in this guy's eye..." - Dana, who has a raging independence on alcohol, smokes and pot
"He knows I'm not lookin' for a way out." - Dana "Don't Forget: You're Here Forever" Marie
Still threatening the thread with Polish Mike's simping rage.
Dana loves the fact that Polish Mike apparently resorts to violence to solve problems. (Because THAT'S how you make sure someone isn't abusive...)
"I need a guy who'll beat you into a bloody fuckin' pulp! And dissect you like a laboratory frog!"
Reiterates that Polish Mike is far healthier than Dana addiction-wise.
"And he's good lookin'" (IDK Dana, are you sure he isn't with the Secret Service?)
Dana is overjoyed to have someone to larp with.
"He ain't got a big ego." (Yes, totally like a Scorpio.)
"He's, probably everything I need." (A penis, yes.)
"What that means, is that, you, dumbasses... should probably watch, what you say from here on out." - Dana, who forgot she told Polish Mike not to read the thread
Dana tells everyone for the millionth fucking time to rethink their lives in a way she agrees with, Banana forbid Polish Mike cometh!
"Consider a different path." - Dana, forgetting that she already said she was plotting the death of all psychopaths
"Because people who, thrive on suffering, who target the mentally ill and children and, innocent women..." - Dana, who is clearly one of those groups, I wonder which?
"Because it's *burp* amusing..."
Back to saying haters don't deserve to live.
"Here's the thing, is... certain people should die, but not just because they were born." - Dana "Goddess Of Love" Marie, who limits her retarded revenge plots to anyone who isn't undead or a fetus?
"Some people are shitty human beings!" - The woman who abandoned 2 families
"They bring nothing of value, to the world."
Dana does eugenics? I guess she found some 14 for her 88.
"No one is ever better off for meeting these people." - Dana, who challenges her haters to street fights
Only Dana's haters or possibly trolls in general deserve to die.
"Those are the people that, should be hunted like animals and... disposed of." - Dana "Final Solution" Marie
Dana isn't a bigot, she just hates everyone who doesn't want to see her Banana.
(Does your religion impartiality include followers of Banana, Dana?)
Smokers cough ensues mid rant.
"There are good Muslims, good Christians, good Jewish people, good Black people, good Mexican people..." - Dana, possibly making a list of all her truck stop Johns?
"There are decent, moral, upright people..." (Why haven't you apparently met any yet, Dana? Totally isn't because you're a psychopath.)
Dana embraces some weird idea of tolerance, still all about her though.
"shitbag"
KiwiFarms is all going to Banana-Hell, or something.
"And if I have anything to say about it, and I think I do..." - Dana "Demiurge" Marie
Dana is so scared of being caught in a lie that she can't even be specific about presumably the afterlife. (Although it would be fun to discredit Dana from beyond the grave.)
(Dana, if haters aren't human, why would there even be an afterlife?)
Still murdery.
"And, y'all thought I was joking about who I am, you thought I was full of shit, I was delusional." (Drop the past-tense, everyone still thinks you're a nutter.)
Dana gives her final ultimatum, for like the millionth time.
"You're on the list. You're on the short list..."
Dana pretends she's actually convinced anyone of the big Banana in the sky.
"Don't close your eyes. Don't sleep at night. Don't turn your back, because, justice is coming for you..."
Title drop.
In which Dana may consider the merits of lesbianism, outlines what she wants in a man (fights the haters) and possibly hints that Polish Mike walked out on her crazy ass. (6/10)
No description.
Dana is wearing a dress shirt, the schizo sofa is seeing a lot of use now.
"It is a fact!"
Women want a partner that gives a shit, I guess men don't?
"We want a hero!"
"Women want heroes. Straight women, anyway..." - Dana "Lesbo" Marie
Men are stronger than women.
Dana's brain is so fried she trips over herself like 4 times trying to say "evolutionary biology".
Dana seems to imply men are useless now that we aren't constantly being attacked by wolves and shit?
Dana thinks anyone with muscles is a son of God.
"The Supermans, we want a guy like that!"
(I'm guessing Polish Mike finally took Dumpster out to the curb, huh?)
"Every woman secretly wants a Superman... Problem is, I mean, even lesbians want a Superman, the problem is they're lesbians."
Dana sees the reasoning behind lesbianism, given it's all in her made up story. (Hence why I call you that, Dana.)
"What do we need a man for if, all they're gonna do is make messes and fuck up our lives, like, honestly..." - Dana "Bra Burning" Marie
"I totally get why women become lesbian..."
Dana considers herself quite a catch for the lesbian crowd...
"I still like D though..."
"I still like men, I haven't quite, gotten to that point yet." - Dana "Slippery Slope" Marie
"I'm still holdin' out hope, ladies. I'm an optimist. *fake laughter*"
Says Skip would let her get attacked in public, in a hypothetical scenario that only exists in her brain...
Skip is dumb and lame. (Dana must have run out of adult curse words...)
Steph is the brains behind their Youtube channel, Skip is a trained monkey.
Dana continues her eternal struggle with hero complex by proxy.
"Now I'm in a situation where I would actually feel like, a lot better if I had a guy whose willing to fuckin' kick ass for me."
(I guess Polish Mike left after being told to kill everyone in NY on the suspicion of saying mean things on the Internet...)
(Polish Mike, if you're here, give us those Dana deets!)
"I'm not stupid!"
Dana is really simping hard for her hypothetical bear-wrestling boyfriend.
Dana needs a boyfriend to stop the thread? Despite saying that she could either handle it herself, or didn't care at all.
Dana continues her delusions of doxing glowie?
Talks about her mother constantly trying to scare the shit out of men. (Hey Dana, is she available?)
Dana wants a thread where people say nice things about her.
Dana was influenced heavily by her mother's example.
"And she, WOULD BEAT YER' ASS!"
People still tell stories of Dana's mother in Illinois. Presumably something involving sucking the chrome off a fender.
"She didn't take shit from NOBODY! Well, okay..."
(Didn't your mother date 2 separate rapists, Dana?)
God is Dana's authority, given how she can't remember anything in the Bible that isn't about dragons, no.
Dana wouldn't have survived the Salem Witch Trials because apparently women like Dana get accused of witchcraft.
"I'm not, but, that's what traditionally history has called women like me." - Dana "Rhymes With Witch" Marie
Dana's kind have been persecuted throughout history.
Dana can't say "vestiges".
(People don't hate you because they can't control you, Dana. They hate you because you can't control yourself.)
Dana refuses to let "Earthy, male authority dictate [her] life."
(Please try using that when you're in court, BWC Lawyer is gonna love that...)
Skip was "a complete fuckin' pussy"
Dana is mad that Skip wasn't mad.
Skip lacks "confrontational ability", despite making 180k a year, meaning he probably had some sort of leadership role?
Back to astrology sperging, Dana wants a man she can train to live on her couch.
"Not hostile aggression, always, not abusive aggression..." - Dana "BDSM" Marie
(At least Dana added "wrestle a bear!" to her repertoire, the burning building one was getting old.)
Steph is supposedly stuck with a man who can't confront anyone, the horror!
More about Dana's Dr. Evil plot.
Skip "was trained to destroy", you know, like all people who can't confront anyone...
Skip = The Angel of Death?
More about Polish Mike? Guess he isn't gone?
Dana won't force Polish Mike to join her Youtube channel, there's only room for one schizo on this sofa!
Offers Polish Mike the opportunity to co-star in her videos.
"I'm not going to ask him to, lower himself." - Dana, who is so going down on Polish Mike if he makes a cameo appearance
Dana isn't taking advantage of Polish Mike, sounds like more false modesty from the woman who thinks getting drunk and talking about penis is a good idea.
"He's not my trained MONKEY!" - Dana, who prefers emotionally unstable men she doesn't have to goad into mental disorders
"That's what Stephanie did to Skip." (No, you said he was always like that.)
Skip was just looking for a warm hole, scored with Dana, who ages like a corpse.
"I had established that I was a good mom..." - Dana, who had already abandoned 2 kids at this point...
"I was the whole package..." (Unfortunately it was filled with scorpions and cheap wine.)
Dana wants a man to save her from her own stupidity.
Greg was a psychopath.
Dana only married Skip for protection?
Skip married Dana to further his career. (And we know how THAT turned out...)
(So, Dana didn't even TRY to get her kids back from Greg after marrying Skip?)
Lights up her cigarette, that kiddie-size lighter always kills me.
Dana don't need a man.
Skip gave Dana a house and a car.
"Well, I'm providing all that on my own this time!" - Dana, who lost her license
She replaced the car with "stuff"
"And I've been single for quite some time..." - Dana, either forgetting that Polish Mike exists, or confirming that they broke up?
Dana still had time to sleep/suck/fuck around despite her Joel and Niles simping.
Dana catches herself before saying it was never about Joel or Niles and it was all about her, swaps out for her boring story of lies.
Everybody is appalled at the Dana story. (For different reasons, that's kinda true?)
Somehow Skip sent the Secret Service and the Oregon National Guard after her.
"I did lines of blow with Lucifer."
The FBI and KiwiFarms are also involved.
(If Polish Mike is still around, I'm sure he's always thrilled to hear about Dana's exes...)
Dana finally admits that Joel and her were "just friends", even that's pushing it, Dana...
"I wanted information from Joel more than I wanted his dick. I can get dick anywhere..."
Dana has to punish Joel by denying him the presense of a nagging bitch who uses up all your drugs and screams on the Internet all day.
Still says the cops visit her over her thread on KF. (Far as I know, this isn't true.)
The video cuts off in the middle of Dana sperging about her lawyer, maybe Banana is real after all...
Fin.
Dana is wearing a dress shirt, the schizo sofa is seeing a lot of use now.
"It is a fact!"
Women want a partner that gives a shit, I guess men don't?
"We want a hero!"
"Women want heroes. Straight women, anyway..." - Dana "Lesbo" Marie
Men are stronger than women.
Dana's brain is so fried she trips over herself like 4 times trying to say "evolutionary biology".
Dana seems to imply men are useless now that we aren't constantly being attacked by wolves and shit?
Dana thinks anyone with muscles is a son of God.
"The Supermans, we want a guy like that!"
(I'm guessing Polish Mike finally took Dumpster out to the curb, huh?)
"Every woman secretly wants a Superman... Problem is, I mean, even lesbians want a Superman, the problem is they're lesbians."
Dana sees the reasoning behind lesbianism, given it's all in her made up story. (Hence why I call you that, Dana.)
"What do we need a man for if, all they're gonna do is make messes and fuck up our lives, like, honestly..." - Dana "Bra Burning" Marie
"I totally get why women become lesbian..."
Dana considers herself quite a catch for the lesbian crowd...
"I still like D though..."
"I still like men, I haven't quite, gotten to that point yet." - Dana "Slippery Slope" Marie
"I'm still holdin' out hope, ladies. I'm an optimist. *fake laughter*"
Says Skip would let her get attacked in public, in a hypothetical scenario that only exists in her brain...
Skip is dumb and lame. (Dana must have run out of adult curse words...)
Steph is the brains behind their Youtube channel, Skip is a trained monkey.
Dana continues her eternal struggle with hero complex by proxy.
"Now I'm in a situation where I would actually feel like, a lot better if I had a guy whose willing to fuckin' kick ass for me."
(I guess Polish Mike left after being told to kill everyone in NY on the suspicion of saying mean things on the Internet...)
(Polish Mike, if you're here, give us those Dana deets!)
"I'm not stupid!"
Dana is really simping hard for her hypothetical bear-wrestling boyfriend.
Dana needs a boyfriend to stop the thread? Despite saying that she could either handle it herself, or didn't care at all.
Dana continues her delusions of doxing glowie?
Talks about her mother constantly trying to scare the shit out of men. (Hey Dana, is she available?)
Dana wants a thread where people say nice things about her.
Dana was influenced heavily by her mother's example.
"And she, WOULD BEAT YER' ASS!"
People still tell stories of Dana's mother in Illinois. Presumably something involving sucking the chrome off a fender.
"She didn't take shit from NOBODY! Well, okay..."
(Didn't your mother date 2 separate rapists, Dana?)
God is Dana's authority, given how she can't remember anything in the Bible that isn't about dragons, no.
Dana wouldn't have survived the Salem Witch Trials because apparently women like Dana get accused of witchcraft.
"I'm not, but, that's what traditionally history has called women like me." - Dana "Rhymes With Witch" Marie
Dana's kind have been persecuted throughout history.
Dana can't say "vestiges".
(People don't hate you because they can't control you, Dana. They hate you because you can't control yourself.)
Dana refuses to let "Earthy, male authority dictate [her] life."
(Please try using that when you're in court, BWC Lawyer is gonna love that...)
Skip was "a complete fuckin' pussy"
Dana is mad that Skip wasn't mad.
Skip lacks "confrontational ability", despite making 180k a year, meaning he probably had some sort of leadership role?
Back to astrology sperging, Dana wants a man she can train to live on her couch.
"Not hostile aggression, always, not abusive aggression..." - Dana "BDSM" Marie
(At least Dana added "wrestle a bear!" to her repertoire, the burning building one was getting old.)
Steph is supposedly stuck with a man who can't confront anyone, the horror!
More about Dana's Dr. Evil plot.
Skip "was trained to destroy", you know, like all people who can't confront anyone...
Skip = The Angel of Death?
More about Polish Mike? Guess he isn't gone?
Dana won't force Polish Mike to join her Youtube channel, there's only room for one schizo on this sofa!
Offers Polish Mike the opportunity to co-star in her videos.
"I'm not going to ask him to, lower himself." - Dana, who is so going down on Polish Mike if he makes a cameo appearance
Dana isn't taking advantage of Polish Mike, sounds like more false modesty from the woman who thinks getting drunk and talking about penis is a good idea.
"He's not my trained MONKEY!" - Dana, who prefers emotionally unstable men she doesn't have to goad into mental disorders
"That's what Stephanie did to Skip." (No, you said he was always like that.)
Skip was just looking for a warm hole, scored with Dana, who ages like a corpse.
"I had established that I was a good mom..." - Dana, who had already abandoned 2 kids at this point...
"I was the whole package..." (Unfortunately it was filled with scorpions and cheap wine.)
Dana wants a man to save her from her own stupidity.
Greg was a psychopath.
Dana only married Skip for protection?
Skip married Dana to further his career. (And we know how THAT turned out...)
(So, Dana didn't even TRY to get her kids back from Greg after marrying Skip?)
Lights up her cigarette, that kiddie-size lighter always kills me.
Dana don't need a man.
Skip gave Dana a house and a car.
"Well, I'm providing all that on my own this time!" - Dana, who lost her license
She replaced the car with "stuff"
"And I've been single for quite some time..." - Dana, either forgetting that Polish Mike exists, or confirming that they broke up?
Dana still had time to sleep/suck/fuck around despite her Joel and Niles simping.
Dana catches herself before saying it was never about Joel or Niles and it was all about her, swaps out for her boring story of lies.
Everybody is appalled at the Dana story. (For different reasons, that's kinda true?)
Somehow Skip sent the Secret Service and the Oregon National Guard after her.
"I did lines of blow with Lucifer."
The FBI and KiwiFarms are also involved.
(If Polish Mike is still around, I'm sure he's always thrilled to hear about Dana's exes...)
Dana finally admits that Joel and her were "just friends", even that's pushing it, Dana...
"I wanted information from Joel more than I wanted his dick. I can get dick anywhere..."
Dana has to punish Joel by denying him the presense of a nagging bitch who uses up all your drugs and screams on the Internet all day.
Still says the cops visit her over her thread on KF. (Far as I know, this isn't true.)
The video cuts off in the middle of Dana sperging about her lawyer, maybe Banana is real after all...
Fin.
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I mean she looked a decade older than she really was when I first started reading this thread but now she looks like the fucking Cryptkeeper.
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That was a rather abrupt cutoff just when she was going to go on about her smart attorney. Didn't pay the bill or the phone just exploded with the sheer overload of lies and delusions.
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Hot off the press...The Daily Dumpster.
She is such a disgusting human being.
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Had her first date with her trash man. She is slurring all over the place. She has told him everything about her (thought that already happened?). He likes what he sees and what he hears. It really is kinda hard to understand most of what she says because her vamp teeth and her slurring makes it hard. He has children. The restaurant was 30 mins. away. Says he always goes there so he was wanting to show her off. He is super impressed with her and so are "others". He thinks she is hot and beautiful. He has fallen madly in love. I feel like we have heard this?
before?
No one could take her place with him. He sees no other females. Can you all imagine THAT 30 min. ride with Dana the Sperg fucking telling him all about her delusions? Holy fuck. If he were a smart man, he would RUNNNNNNNN. Because the bitch can deliver water to a table or scan a box of Tampons, she is an expert on customer service and she knows what EVERYONE wants. My goodness, she looks old as hell.
She compares her man to a dog. Said she needs to train him. Movie comparisons between John Wick and the trash man. This bitch literally NEVER lives in reality. She has already fucked him. Starts talking about how well he can eat pussy. This woman is a fucking slut and he needs to take some bleach to his mouth. Listen, I got nothing against a guy who works picking up trash but this is ONE page he might wanna leave by the side of the road. Trust me, dude, she is NO prize.
ETA: Next vid: She had a bad secret shopper. Now, FYI, SECRET SHOPPER. Meaning that no one (including this dumb bitch) knows who is a secret shopper and who is not. Says the lady was rude and nasty. Dana decided to also get nasty. Of course, the whole thing is NOT DD's fault. Dana was set up. Of course. She got written up and now she is going to make sure her company deals with her. This will be rectified, I am sure. LOL
I am seeing her losing a job in the very near future and then chimp's out on camera. She still does not understand why, 4 years ago, she was "dragged off her porch and drugged her at gun-point". Hummm.....hey retard, you assaulted your husband. Her story needs to be told. It is Hollywood-worthy. LOL Jumps back to trash guy. Says there is gonna be A LOT of guys who are going to be questioning their decisions since she is now off the market (and a TON of guys breathe a huge sigh of relief, collectively). She is already very clearly obsessed with this guy already.
before?
No one could take her place with him. He sees no other females. Can you all imagine THAT 30 min. ride with Dana the Sperg fucking telling him all about her delusions? Holy fuck. If he were a smart man, he would RUNNNNNNNN. Because the bitch can deliver water to a table or scan a box of Tampons, she is an expert on customer service and she knows what EVERYONE wants. My goodness, she looks old as hell.
She compares her man to a dog. Said she needs to train him. Movie comparisons between John Wick and the trash man. This bitch literally NEVER lives in reality. She has already fucked him. Starts talking about how well he can eat pussy. This woman is a fucking slut and he needs to take some bleach to his mouth. Listen, I got nothing against a guy who works picking up trash but this is ONE page he might wanna leave by the side of the road. Trust me, dude, she is NO prize.
ETA: Next vid: She had a bad secret shopper. Now, FYI, SECRET SHOPPER. Meaning that no one (including this dumb bitch) knows who is a secret shopper and who is not. Says the lady was rude and nasty. Dana decided to also get nasty. Of course, the whole thing is NOT DD's fault. Dana was set up. Of course. She got written up and now she is going to make sure her company deals with her. This will be rectified, I am sure. LOL
I am seeing her losing a job in the very near future and then chimp's out on camera. She still does not understand why, 4 years ago, she was "dragged off her porch and drugged her at gun-point". Hummm.....hey retard, you assaulted your husband. Her story needs to be told. It is Hollywood-worthy. LOL Jumps back to trash guy. Says there is gonna be A LOT of guys who are going to be questioning their decisions since she is now off the market (and a TON of guys breathe a huge sigh of relief, collectively). She is already very clearly obsessed with this guy already.
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Agreed.
Dana, is losing your job in your Tarot readings?
I am betting it doesn't reveal itself when you do your future readings...
KF - 2 :: Dana the Dumpster - 0
Ooooohhhh yessssss...that language, those looks...
Something wicked this ways comes...
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She is not stupid. She is a psychic. If she was a psychic, how come she didn't "see" her epic fucking shithole of a life? More bullshit about ascension. Boring video for the most part.
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Well it's all about how crazy this guy is about her and will take care of her and not let anything bad happen to her. With an occasional slurp from the can. She thinks someone was going to show up and destroy her - sorry CAH she thinks it's you. But this dude isn't going to let that happen. lol. . .he'll learn about her soon enough I'm sure.. Tick-tock, trainwreck. P.S. Get a barf bag ready, on and on about how much she is adored, talk about narcissism. And she never once says she loves the guy, she says she "needs" him. And what he can do for her. Ugh.
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