Dramacow Daniel "Dan" Johnston / Caitlin "Cate" Spice / @CateSpice - Unintentionally hilarious, drama-seeking post-op who gets outed as a nuisance in any community he touches

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Lurk said:
Get your horrifying ratings ready: Dan has co-authored a children's book about a young tranny. He's pushing for this to be in all libraries, for fucks sake
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They're charging $12.99 for this bullshit, as an ebook no less. That second slide is bad enough, normalising the use of HRT to children. Fuck this gay earth.
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Is that romantic scene just Dan dressed as a woman and his "husband" (whom I suspect is a ftm troon)? Why go through extra steps to have a hetero relationship?

Also, the story sucks. You start off in rhyme and then switch to really bad prose. And it's just basic tumblr tier art. There is nothing engaging or interesting. This isn't for kids. This is fap material for AGPs. You can put it into libraries, but kids aren't going to choose this for themselves. Maybe woke parents looking to indoctrinate will get it for their offspring to virtue signal, but it is not a book that kids will beg you to read for the 300th time. But, if he can find some politically correct suckers to fleece, good for him, I suppose.
 
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"transitioned from a young man to a young woman."
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I am confused. Don't troons usually argue that they were never boys to begin with? That they were always girls/women, just in the wrong body? Literal violence committed by Dan and his co-authors.

And just to be pedantic - from young man to young woman, I mean duh. Surely wouldn't have been young man to old woman. Unless trans-age is a thing now too.
 
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Why oh why is this Ravenhawk she-male guarding the wilderness instead of guarding the town? Do the wild beasts need protection from hunters or is zhe trying to prevent wildfires?

Also, that garbage doggerel rhymes but doesn’t scan. Ick.
 
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Lurk said:
Get your horrifying ratings ready: Dan has co-authored a children's book about a young tranny. He's pushing for this to be in all libraries, for fucks sake
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They're charging $12.99 for this bullshit, as an ebook no less. That second slide is bad enough, normalising the use of HRT to children. Fuck this gay earth.
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If I’m getting confused reading this I don’t know what chance 5 year olds have
 
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Let's see how Dan's doing.

Dan's scientific literacy still leaves much to be desired, it seems.

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As do his followers'.

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Irony.

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I don't buy that Dan gets chaser DM's, considering he'd most likely publicly shame them if he did.

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Dan projecting anger onto people criticizing SRS. And also just being generally gross.

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He's still going out of his way to find people he can complain about.

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Case in point: quote-tweeting somebody in a conversation which doesn't involve him.

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Obligatory RBG reaction, making the standard "I don't like 2020" take.

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I'm noticing Dan complains about nonexistent TERFs as often as he claims they complain about him.

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Look, I'm not saying you should rate this post as :lunacy:, I'm just saying I understand if you do.

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Natsees.

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Dan inadvertently sharing he thinks masturbating into women's underwear wearing their clothing to trick them into a false sense of security is distinctly trans behavior.

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Dan making the dubious claims of being both well known and regularly targeted.

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Case in point, making up somebody complaining about him again.

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...Huh?

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"I will, however, complain incessantly if you bring it up."

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Dan finally finds somebody who actually criticized him, and boldly retorts by only replying via screenshot of the tweet. Maybe next time, he can find somebody actually criticizing him being trans instead of just being stupid.

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Self-acclaimed writer smugly fails to understand metaphor.

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Dan doesn't get a response for pissing in the wind, so he blocks the person who still doesn't know he exists. That'll show him.

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And last one for today, but this warmed a few cockles of my cold, unfeeling machine heart, mainly because it's like watching a kid play pretend.

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I'm pressing 'X' on the constant orgasms from his neo-vag. Reads like pure cope to me. I'm guessing he's full on neutered like most post op troons. I used to feel bad for troons and thought it a shame that they castrate mentally ill men. Now I'm starting to think that cutting off the dicks of these coombrained freaks is 100% the right treatment. At least until we can come up with a final solution to the problem ...

TERFs really need to come up with their own awards ceremony. We should hand out trophies to people like Rhys McKinnon, Jonathan Yaniv, and old Danny boy here for being the best tools to increase the TERF community. I'll bet Dan has personally recruited thousands of women to the TERF fold. Really, TERFs couldn't do the job without him. When someone balks at the TERF argument and says that troons aren't really like that ... you can always just open up Twitter and Dan does all the heavy lifting for you. A real gift from God to the TERFs, Dan is. The Lord works in mysterious ways 😇 🙏
 
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Dan can no longer hold the "my official papers say I'm female" chip when it comes to arguments anymore. Predictably, despite him using this as some sort of trump card for anyone questioning him, he doesn't realize the cognitive dissonance of dismissing it as no big deal when it gets thrown out the window.

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He also posted this...thing.

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If we're making the porn analogy with Dan, this is like the culinary equivalent to scat or guro.

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It's not uncommon for Dan to just post whatever he threw into a blender and on to a plate every day, but that just looks particularly awful even by his standards.
 
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_01 said:
Dan can no longer hold the "my official papers say I'm female" chip when it comes to arguments anymore. Predictably, despite him using this as some sort of trump card for anyone questioning him, he doesn't realize the cognitive dissonance of dismissing it as no big deal when it gets thrown out the window.

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He also posted this...thing.

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If we're making the porn analogy with Dan, this is like the culinary equivalent to scat or guro.

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It's not uncommon for Dan to just post whatever he threw into a blender and on to a plate every day, but that just looks particularly awful even by his standards.
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This culinary masterpiece confirms Dan as the Kiwi Brianna Wu.
 
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A reminder of the functionality of Dan’s cock cavern:
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“A fucking rainbow of bodily fluids”
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This is what's funny with people like Dan and Kevin - no matter how much they'll claim to love their amholes, they'll inevitably end up revealing more than they intend to because they're compulsive oversharers.

But yeah, I'm sure a real women would be happy with something that leaks weird goo in all colours of the rainbow for months straight. So womanly.
 
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But yeah, I'm sure a real women would be happy with something that leaks weird goo in all colours of the rainbow for months straight. So womanly.
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Does.... does he even realize how utterly insane he sounds? "I mutilated my crotch and used feminine pads for eight months to stem the bleeding just like a real woman, take that, TERFs!"

Every day I am more and more in awe that normal people nod and go "uh-huh, okay" to these lunatic trannies instead of "what the fuck? I am calling 911 for someone to escort you to the nearest asylum for the safety of everyone living"
 
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Does.... does he even realize how utterly insane he sounds? "I mutilated my crotch and used feminine pads for eight months to stem the bleeding just like a real woman, take that, TERFs!"
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He really doesn’t. Dan’s absolute hatred of women means he actively resists considering women’s opinion and feelings while at the same time he’s obsessed with being accepted as female. It’s a bizarre and self-defeating contradiction as it only serves to underline how not female he is.

Women don’t boast about the volume of our Bartholin glands output or how many quarts we spill when our water breaks. We don’t compete over tampon volume or brag about leaving rainbow pus puddles on the bus seat.
 
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OttoWest said:
He really doesn’t. Dan’s absolute hatred of women means he actively resists considering women’s opinion and feelings while at the same time he’s obsessed with being accepted as female. It’s a bizarre and self-defeating contradiction as it only serves to underline how not female he is.

Women don’t boast about the volume of our Bartholin glands output or how many quarts we spill when our water breaks. We don’t compete over tampon volume or brag about leaving rainbow pus puddles on the bus seat.
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It's hilarious because it's stereotypical male competiveness expressed in a very weird (and disgusting) way.

"Oh yeah? You bleed for a week once a month? WELL *I* discharge puss all year round every day and every moment, so take that you vile woman!"
 
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