Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

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Imagine the court cases when they need a lolcow expert on the stand to explain shit.

"Mr. Moon, you're known as something of an expert in so-called 'lulzcowz.' Can you please give us your impression of Mr. Larson?"

"I guess he's like, some schizophrenic guy that like screams at mall employees or something? I guess he's got a bunch of broccoli-haired faggots that get him to do a bunch of retarded illegal shit? And he apparently has an obsession with that Oasis song Wonderwall or something? I mean, theyre an okay band, but I dont get why he's so wound up about it. I mean I think that's right. Can someone from the gyallery help me out? What's this weirdo's issue with Oasis?"

Glowie #1 is clearly looking up a menu I want to know what he ordered.

But will he even know what he ordered?

 

[AnOminous]

"Mr. Moon, you're known as something of an expert in so-called 'lulzcowz.' Can you please give us your impression of Mr. Larson?"

Imagine nool getting hired as a special glowie consultant on the subject of cows being harassed by redditors, and the Farms becoming an official arm of the federal government.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

He's previously been in group homes and it always ended badly, headbutting holes in the walls, shoving toothbrushes up his ass, trying to rape a cat, massive freakouts at the caretakers, etc.

The toothbrush thing was orchestrated by his old manager flexburger. He said something like "Grace wants a video of you shoving things up your ass" and Daniel fell for it. They also had him shove a pencil in his ass

 

[BeatboxBill]

One of these days they are going to make him do something really fucked up that it will probably end up with one of them getting hurt and when that happens I am going to rolling off my seat laughing my ass off because maybe those dumbasses will finally learn that messing with a psychotic, homeless pedophile is a waste of time!

I stand by what I said 5 months ago…

 

[Safir]

I mean I think this is some almost unique reddit thing. It doesn't happen when you're dealing with humans of normal intelligence.

Dozens of Russians got arrested trying to set fire to military recruitment offices or pouring ink/glue/brilliant green into ballot boxes, thinking they were saving the world or something.

They're not for-profit or ideological terrorists coming up with a lame excuse (we have those, too -- young liberal whores and all-ages male urban trash), they're mostly retarded patriotic or apolitical middle-aged women, the police can tell they were actually tricked because they typically gave their life savings to managers.

 

[Smug Cat]

>someone is being investigated by law enforcement
>an onslaught of people immediately start writing fanfiction about them getting raped by niggers
Some of you people worry me sometimes.

 

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Imagine nool getting hired as a special glowie consultant on the subject of cows being harassed by redditors, and the Farms becoming an official arm of the federal government.

kiwifarms.kbi.gov.nz

 

[DumbDude43]

i dont expect them to go to prison at all tbh

yes the laws are about making threats, but it makes a world of difference whether you were actually serious about carrying them out, or whether you were just bluffing for lolz.
cringe discord autists telling some schizo "dude you should phone in bomb threats against government buildings that would be epic haha" are really not the target audience that these agencies are interested in. they'll be annoyed for having their time wasted with nonsense retardation, but they're all aware that these aren't the terrorists they're looking for.

 

[AnOminous]

Dozens of Russians got arrested trying to set fire to military recruitment offices or pouring ink/glue/brilliant green into ballot boxes, thinking they were saving the world or something.

What's it like being a Russian? I imagine it's really depressing, like, even more depressing than being an American.

Also, while your country is so utterly shitty, why are like half the best novelists in the world Russian? And the composers. And just artists in general. Is it just that the country sucks so much that despite an apparently super high IQ population you have nothing to do but art?

 

[CryptoHermit]

What's it like being a Russian? I imagine it's really depressing, like, even more depressing than being an American.

Also, while your country is so utterly shitty, why are like half the best novelists in the world Russian? And the composers. And just artists in general. Is it just that the country sucks so much that despite an apparently super high IQ population you have nothing to do but art?

Russians took "Struggle builds character" far too seriously.

 

[Spunt]

i dont expect them to go to prison at all tbh

yes the laws are about making threats, but it makes a world of difference whether you were actually serious about carrying them out, or whether you were just bluffing for lolz.
cringe discord autists telling some schizo "dude you should phone in bomb threats against government buildings that would be epic haha" are really not the target audience that these agencies are interested in. they'll be annoyed for having their time wasted with nonsense retardation, but they're all aware that these aren't the terrorists they're looking for.

You are apparently unaware that, regardless of whether goading Dan counts as a crime, that they have:

- Sent him CP to get him in trouble (Dan has said the feds saw it when they took his phone - people thought it was Dan being Dan but clearly it wasn't)
- Taken out loans in Dan's name
- Impersonated federal agents (they thought that "Agent Macdougal" was fake, and Dan was clearly talking to more than "Agent Macdougal" meaning at least one was a ween)

These are all big boy federal crimes. In addition, Dan mentioned in his prison phone call that Bob was being investigated for fraud relating to the money he sent Dan. Bob cut Dan off months ago as far as anyone knows and didn't have access to the volume of money Dan was supposedly getting ($200+ a day). So the "Bob" who was sending Dan this money was probably a ween as well. If they took out loans in Bob's name to get the money then that's wire fraud and identity theft on top. Even if they didn't, impersonating someone else to move money around may count as wire fraud anyway.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I said yesterday that Daniel is going to be free, this makes me think it’s what they are getting ready for. “Let’s deal with the tard wranglers then send him back out” lol. Lmao. I can’t wait

Maybe they are going to turn him into a Judas goat but for retarded zoomer a-logs.

What's it like being a Russian? I imagine it's really depressing, like, even more depressing than being an American.

Also, while your country is so utterly shitty, why are like half the best novelists in the world Russian? And the composers. And just artists in general. Is it just that the country sucks so much that despite an apparently super high IQ population you have nothing to do but art?

Being a good artist, composer, or novelist goes hand in hand with crippling alcoholism and suicidal depression.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, weens. This is what happens when gayops go too far. Trollshielding won't save your sorry asses from CP charges.

Total ween genocide.

Kill weens. Behead weens. Roundhouse kick a ween into the concrete. Slam dunk a ween baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy alogs. Defecate in a weens food. Launch weens into the sun. Stir fry weens in a wok. Toss weens into active volcanoes. Urinate into a weens gas tank. Judo throw weens into a wood chipper. Twist weens heads off. Report weens to the FBI. Karate chop weens in half. Curb stomp pregnant salon weens. Trap weens in quicksand. Crush weens in the trash compactor. Liquefy weens in a vat of acid. Eat weens. Dissect weens. Exterminate weens in the gas chamber. Stomp ween skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate weens in the oven. Lobotomize weens. Mandatory abortions for weens. Grind ween fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown weens in their own hair grease. Vaporize weens with a ray gun. Kick old weens down the stairs. Feed weens to alligators. Slice weens with a katana.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

Cringe discord autists telling some schizo "dude you should phone in bomb threats against government buildings that would be epic haha" are really not the target audience that these agencies are interested in.

I do not buy this for a second.

 

[Ozzigy Osbourne]

Being a good artist, composer, or novelist goes hand in hand with crippling alcoholism and suicidal depression.

Those are just prerequisites. The difference in the quality of the art comes from whether your alcoholism and depression are caused by your country having no food or because you got misgendered on X for the fifth time this month.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

And each time zoomer weens (who've read the CWCki and watched Geno's documentaries ad infinitum) who long to have that level of noteriety don't even realize that Chris-Chan happened organically. And that Clyde Cash never made Chris do anything outright illegal like yelling terroristic threats (remember, in the US you are protected by the First Amendment but that protection ends when you yell "fire" in a crowded building when there is none, which is basically what these people goaded Daniel into doing) in public places, if Chris ever did that he did it all 100% of his own choice and free will. If anything, Daniel's "managers" are more like the Idea Guys and even Joshua Wise never drove Chris to make borderline terroristic threats in public places (though the extortion is illegal and it's a shame he'll never face repercussions for it, but I digress).

Part of me hopes the Feds name these kids so the public can shame them, maybe even with some names and dox, Grace Vanderwaal's family (as iirc, it was largely her mother who's had to deal with both Daniel and the weens' incessant harassment) can either press charges against their families and/or get a no-contact restraining order on them as well.

Eh you're forgetting about BlueSpike and what he did with the Julay call. That was illegal, sadistic and a lot of people in the CWC community even back then said it was too far. These Genosamuel zoomers seem to forget that trolling Chris was universally frowned upon after Bob's death and the Finachu crisis took hold.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Congratulations to the Managers, this is the first time I’ve found Larson’s story funny.
Godspeed you little shits.
Lmao.

 

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There is no clown emoji big enough for these retards.

 

[DumbDude43]

I do not buy this for a second.

100%
these glowies want to bust right wing islamic terrorists, militia groups, organized crime syndicates, not waste their time with the discord gayops around a lone schizophrenic who was picked up for shouting fake threats into the void

 

[RodgerDodger]

I gotta be real here, Daniel may be an unrepentant evil piece of shit but charging him for crimes like these seems unproductive.

He may not technically meet the insanity requirements to have him locked up in the nuthouse, it's clear he's a danger to himself and others at this point.

Just given him indefinite detention into one of those places and be done with it. It's cruel to let that spastic wander around free.

His problem is he gives off a distinctive John Hinkley Jr vibe. Especially with the Grace Vanderwaal obsession. Once he landed on an FBI desk whoever gets this retard filled mess is fucked. Nobody wants to be the guy that did nothing when Danny eventually happens to someone.

The Feds are likely also a bit concerned with the weens and managers games of seeing just what they can get the violent retard to do. (The Feds prefer that type of fun be limited to the feds) They would probably prefer that the internet create a species of "dial a retard" as an alternative to Swatting. Whereby they will send an enraged violent homeless psycho to your home or place of business on demand.