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I dont follow Daniel alot but damn he be rocking that crackhead reverse mohawk
Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom
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They would absolutely throw his ass in jail if the temps are super cold and he acts up. I don’t think he’d act up either, and boulder or Denver DOES NOT want another homeless person freezing to death on the streets as a headline. (Definitely would NOT be the first) he’s generally okay I guess as far as not becoming a popsicle.
I just realized he’s only a few miles away from where the tranchers left are holed up with the 3-4 remaining alpacas. The cross over no one wants? KIDDING.
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Funnily enough, I think Dan actually hates homeless shelters. I think he can't record inside them? (Not 100% sure, but I'm thinking that's the case) He basically refuses to go to them, hence his perpetual homelessness.
I think he'll 100% get arrested at some point this winter. Afaik, he's currently wrapped up in the hands of some young highschoolers/middle schoolers. (Just what I've heard, these mfers hate my guts so no more inside scoop - My old DLR discord persona is essentially burnt.) The stress of the cold, coupled with active manipulations will most likely lead to a meltdown at some point. Plus, it's not like he goes more than a few months without being arrested/charged with something.
I'm curious if this will lead to him needing to serve the remainder of his probation in jail. Will be neat to watch.
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Have these Larson weens done something interesting other than ween Larson?
Like are they just retarded? Or are they actually doing really dumb stuff other than weening? Marty was diamond in the rough, because while most weens are just losers who sit behind their computers and failtroll a lolcow. Marty actually went out and fucked shit up.
If I really wanted to, I can find a dozen retards in a couple hours if I make myself a Discord account, go onto any major social Discord, and join voice chat. But to find one that fits the specific criterion for the Farms where laughing at them is schadenfreude, and there's more content than them being mentally disabled - they aren't nearly as common.
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Or worse a bat mitzvah. Imagine how he'd react to all the 12-13 year old girls there.
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Goated mines was the dude who organized the taking of the dog. He still hangs around the community and I personally just find him incredibly annoying.
JohnJam just weened him and is retarded, he chased Dan around a mall at some point. He also was the dude who stole World Of T-Shirt's hat. He disappeared after getting doxxed.
Flexburger (Underage I believe) is one of the most prolific Dan weens. He's the one who leaked the original pintrest, he was involved (I believe) in the May 6th incident.
FatPregnantLady is just a massive weirdo. He's like Sorades personality wise, massively violent and retarded. He was also the guy who made those silicone Daniel masks. He was also involved in producing the "Motel is trying to kill me" meltdown.
We did get incredibly close to the haircut trolls, but they're underage and we still have no confirmation. I'd probably avoid sharing this as they're underage and only did the one thing.
Out of all of them, Flex and FatPregnantLady are the biggest pieces of shit.
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Just seems to me that every ween wants to be the next Clyde Cash.
But plenty of them are below BlueSpike and the Idea Guys.
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Honestly, I've seen enough of the Reddit to think than the Daniel Larson community could warrant a thread by itself. I would do it myself, except I am exceptionally lazy and don't do any field research, I just repost other stuff I find. You could go ahead and make a Prospering Ground thread on "The Daniel Larson community: Redditors dedicated to stalking and harassing a mentally ill homeless man".
Now that I type it out, it seems like the type of thread that a filthy jouno would pick up on an surreptiously write about.
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I am also exceptionally lazy when it comes to posting shit. I'd honestly prefer to not post the information myself. Would anyone be interested in receiving it via PM and post it themselves? I have JohnJam and Goated ready to go, I was not involved in the gathering of info on Flex and FatPregnant and am still waiting on my friend to catalogue everything.
The newest batch of weens is painfully unfunny. Dan went on a spree yesterday posting screenshots from their private discord/a couple texts from them, gathered these from reddit. 12 images in total, I was lazy though and just did one spoiler.
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Am I the only one that thinks Mister Larson is not that bad of a songwriter? Sure his voice is an affront to the ears, and I'm not sure if he has some kind of help writing this stuff, but maybe he's the van Gogh of our era.
I'm going to start burning roaring thunder onto CDs and planting them in public places for the coming nuclear holocaust. The Larsonian Sultry Tunes will be present in every post-world home.
I'm going to start burning roaring thunder onto CDs and planting them in public places for the coming nuclear holocaust. The Larsonian Sultry Tunes will be present in every post-world home.
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The Marketing Intern is exactly how I imagine all the weens on Reddit, "Gee whiz, I hope Danderson gets caught filming a child and then kills himself." And Grace is painfully unfunny (except for the KKK joke, that is hilarious, but not because of Daniel, but because white hood = the funni).
Edit, holy shit, I can't believe there is actually a merchandising website for Daniel. (sorry not sorry, phoneposter)
Great job Reddit, you created a website merchandising the exploits of a homeless man who has given himself CTE.
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If only Daniel were smart enough to check their opsec
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That discord server is the most delusional and retarded gayop I've ever seen. I bet @Sorades is in there too.
Mainly consisting of mass a-loggers and weens
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That Discord makes the Cyraxx a-logs/weens look sane.
It makes me wanna owe my sincere apologies to a-loggers/weens on most DSP/Wings Discord servers
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Fresh batch of videos Daniel uploaded, He claims he was spotted at a restaurant and in another a truck almost ran him over and that he's tired of the fake Vanderwaal stuff
He's eating at some restaurant.
He's eating at some restaurant.
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Should've included this one. It's so funny when Dan attempts to be funny, like what the fuck was even the joke here? Man just starts randomly meowing.
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I just learned about Daniel last night in this well detailed video below
So of course the next thing I had to do was check KF because I was surprised I never heard of him here, I assumed this was one of those guys who has had many features and it just went past my head because I had no idea who he was. Then I went to this thread and saw it has been around 2 years and only has had 51 (now 52) pages.
Sometimes Null's sperging about how this forum has changed is annoying but this is one of the few times I sort of get his sentiment, and a retard of such massive scale (literal Chris Chan levels) having only around 50 pages is pretty disappointing. I feel like part of it might be because most of the retards into him are using Reddit instead of KF but still it does sort of show that the users on KF seem more interested in drama cows or political sperging related threads more than the hilarious classic lolcow. If this guy was around in even in 2015, I feel like this thread would have grown a lot faster and even rivaled Chris Chan himself because this guy is that crazy and hilarious. Maybe it's because he's relatively knew, but I did expect a lot more posted here especially after learning how well documented he seemed to be.
I hope this thread keeps growing, this guy's antics are hilarious and more interesting than Chris Chan has been in years, modern Chris is just kind of tragic anymore. Daniel is much more deserving of a downfall too.
Well anyways I added the tags below because this thread didn't even have any, hopefully that helps this thread a little bit.
So of course the next thing I had to do was check KF because I was surprised I never heard of him here, I assumed this was one of those guys who has had many features and it just went past my head because I had no idea who he was. Then I went to this thread and saw it has been around 2 years and only has had 51 (now 52) pages.
Sometimes Null's sperging about how this forum has changed is annoying but this is one of the few times I sort of get his sentiment, and a retard of such massive scale (literal Chris Chan levels) having only around 50 pages is pretty disappointing. I feel like part of it might be because most of the retards into him are using Reddit instead of KF but still it does sort of show that the users on KF seem more interested in drama cows or political sperging related threads more than the hilarious classic lolcow. If this guy was around in even in 2015, I feel like this thread would have grown a lot faster and even rivaled Chris Chan himself because this guy is that crazy and hilarious. Maybe it's because he's relatively knew, but I did expect a lot more posted here especially after learning how well documented he seemed to be.
I hope this thread keeps growing, this guy's antics are hilarious and more interesting than Chris Chan has been in years, modern Chris is just kind of tragic anymore. Daniel is much more deserving of a downfall too.
Well anyways I added the tags below because this thread didn't even have any, hopefully that helps this thread a little bit.