Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

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what is it about daniel that attracts the absolute bottom of the septic tank troll wannabes that are more psychotic than even the raxx A-logs?
Cyraxx is less reachable, but people still tried, they stole his fence, picketed his house and hired people to go to his house. I think there's a commonality between Larson and Cyraxx which explains it. They're zoomer lolcows, for zoomers.

It seems like a sizable of the zoomers in the lolcow scene think a lolcow is someone you bully, and revel in their pain. That's not what a lolcow is or should be, lolcows should be funny for their own quirks, not because they're vulnerable people you can abuse. All the new lolcows seem to be "hatecows" where you're supposed to hate them, because only then is it acceptable, or atleast less fucked up, to mess with them

Am I a bad person for laughing my ass off at this?
Personally I don't think that makes you a bad person if you can rationally make sense of why it's fucked up, and you're not the type to be in the reddit/discord egging it on.
 
I still have a seriously hard time believing Cyraxx molested anyone. His detractors claim he molested some guy named Billy he knew in school who was blind but how could a 5 foot tall frail goblin molested anyone? Even a blind person of normal size could beat him to death.
Chance jerked/sucked off his legally blind friend Billy while he was a minor. Iirc Chance was at least 19 and Billy was 17 he did not consent to the interaction. Cyraxx aka Chance was expelled from his high-school for this. There is an interview Marty did with Billy and Chance barges in and goes apeshit threatening Billy.
 
Rewatched the Pinera bread freakout tonight and laughed so hard my vision blurred "FIGHT ME BITCH FIGHT ME BITCH"
 
Cyraxx is less reachable, but people still tried, they stole his fence, picketed his house and hired people to go to his house. I think there's a commonality between Larson and Cyraxx which explains it. They're zoomer lolcows, for zoomers.
To be honest, Cyrax is much more of a danger to children than Dan. Cyrax has sent dick pics to someone he thought was 14, and sexually assaulted a blind schoolmate. Remember you don't have to be in the same room as a child to harm them, especially over the internet where you can groom them, coerce them into making their own CP, that sort of thing - look at TheWhiteBowser, another autist who never leaves his room but ran a discord dedicated to showing hentai to minors where he tried to groom them, a process that would probably lead to soliciting lewd pictures from them or worse.

Dan, though, really isn't a threat to kids. He's been wadnering the streets for months maybe years and has not interacted with any children at all so far as I know. He's too stupid to set up a grooming ring, and frankly most children could outsmart him. He's obsessed with Grace Vanderwaal but doesn't have the financial or intellectual means to get within a mile of her.
 
Am I a bad person for laughing my ass off at this?
Yes because it's an attempt to kill him. You might wonder why Larson weens are so obsessed with spraying water as a trolling tactic.

They're doing it in the evening right before the temperature drops to zero hoping he gets hypothermia.

They are trying to murder this man and plotting it on a public forum. Insanely fucked up regardless of Daniel being a shitty person.
 
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TheWhiteBowser, another autist who never leaves his room but ran a discord dedicated to showing hentai to minors where he tried to groom them, a process that would probably lead to soliciting lewd pictures from them or worse.
Oh Earl did leave his room, he groped a 17 year old at his previous job, then he tried to get a job working with disabled children.
 
Yeah. Same thing with Cyrax. The guy stays in his goblin room 24-7, and couldn’t rape himself out of a paper bag.

He’s legit so tiny, your average preteen could kick his ass.

Yet his weens, including here on the farms, keep justifying their shit with “He’s a dangerous predator and pedophile!” As if they’re keeping the keeeds safe from this 5 foot 100 lb hobgoblin.

Like, just admit that you do it because you think it’s funny and gives you a sense of power instead of moral fagging.

But yeah, suuuure buddy! You’re just protecting the kids of Akron from a man who could get humbled by a gust of wind, and never leaves his house. Cool, cool!

Using evil to fight evil just results in more/different evil.
 
To be honest, Cyrax is much more of a danger to children than Dan. Cyrax has sent dick pics to someone he thought was 14, and sexually assaulted a blind schoolmate. Remember you don't have to be in the same room as a child to harm them, especially over the internet where you can groom them, coerce them into making their own CP, that sort of thing - look at TheWhiteBowser, another autist who never leaves his room but ran a discord dedicated to showing hentai to minors where he tried to groom them, a process that would probably lead to soliciting lewd pictures from them or worse.

Dan, though, really isn't a threat to kids. He's been wadnering the streets for months maybe years and has not interacted with any children at all so far as I know. He's too stupid to set up a grooming ring, and frankly most children could outsmart him. He's obsessed with Grace Vanderwaal but doesn't have the financial or intellectual means to get within a mile of her.
I completely agree that Cyraxx and Earl are much more present threats. Daniel is much more vulnerable and reachable and I think that's the sole reason people fuck with him more. The image of Daniel as some lecherous pedophile who's a threat to every child is seriously questionable.

Alot of the "evidence" is clearly from manipulation from trolls. One of the most famous videos of Daniel is when he says "I love CP... Club Penguin is a great company", clearly this is something trolls put a naive schizo up to, it's hard even finding this video in full because so many people have clipped it to look incriminating. Similarly when he said "I'm sorry for having 500mb of child porn" but from his attitude in the video it's clearly a coerced apology. His other apologies seem to be mostly to the Grace Vanderwaal trolls, which really makes it difficult to believe considering how much they want to hurt him, I would not be surprised if these videos were created to ruin Daniels reputation and casus belli for fucking with him. Daniels desires towards Grace were inappropriate, but it's important to contextualise age when Grace was 16 Daniel was 22. this again is inappropriate, but this isn't the situation people portray it, Daniel wasn't some 40yr old weirdo and Grace wasn't a small child. All of the evidence often presented as proof Daniel is a dangerous pedophile, is tainted by ween activity, or exaggerated by the weens presenting it.

EDIT: People also sent this guy CP in order to get him into trouble which makes it crystal clear this isn't about saving the kids. This is (in some cases literal pedophiles) fucking with someone weaker than themselves.

Additionally people seem to hold the belief Daniel is stalking Grace Vanderwaal. Daniel is not stalking Grace Vanderwaal. He believes to be in contact with her frequently, because the weens and alogs impersonate her, to him he is talking to his girlfriend who is talking back. People speak about being concerned for the real Grace, not realising that the people primarily responsible for this situation continuing on as long as it did are the weens, who have convinced a naive shizo autist that he is talking to her.

Compared to Earl or Cyraxx this guy seems incredibly benign. The evidence against him is really hard to parse because so much of it is bullshit. Look at Cyraxx's allegations for example, they're backed up by screenshots and Kate's honeypots. Daniel's public image is that of a stalker and child sex offender, but that has been strategically exaggerated by trolls. I look foward to the youtube documentary that'll inevitably be created called something like "You were WRONG about Daniel Larson" in a couple years after he has been murdered by weens.
 
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Alot of the "evidence" is clearly from manipulation from trolls.
The trolls have manipulated him so badly if there was any evidence of him being a pedo, I wouldn't believe it right now. You could probably get Daniel to say anything for 10-20 bucks so any evidence against him is highly suspect.

Is there a legal term when the evidence is so diluted its unbelievable?
 
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The trolls have manipulated him so badly if there was any evidence of him being a pedo, I wouldn't believe it right now. You could probably get Daniel to say anything for 10-20 bucks so any evidence against him is highly suspect.

Is there a legal term when the evidence is so diluted its unbelievable?
I believe he is a pedo.
I also believe he is severely emotionally and mentally stunted to about the age of pubescence.
Mental hospitals have difficulty with this type of tard. Without treatment, the result is a rash of Downsy preggos.
 
I believe he is a pedo.
I also believe he is severely emotionally and mentally stunted to about the age of pubescence.
Mental hospitals have difficulty with this type of tard. Without treatment, the result is a rash of Downsy preggos.
There are obviously people who don't agree with me, personally if i was null I'd delete this cow from the forums. He's been ruined by having to many weens fucking with him. There's nothing funny about kids throwing mtn dew on a homeless person in Denver weather. That's just sadistic
 
There are obviously people who don't agree with me, personally if i was null I'd delete this cow from the forums. He's been ruined by having to many weens fucking with him. There's nothing funny about kids throwing mtn dew on a homeless person in Denver weather. That's just sadistic
There isn't enough traction here to follow the entire community around Daniel but the kids who fuck with him should absolutely be included as lolcows with Daniel. There's a difference between pretending Daniel is the president of the US in his community tabs and pretending to be Grace Vanderwaal and telling Daniel she is being beaten by the cops outside of Olive Garden so he needs to pull the fire alarm to get help
 
There are obviously people who don't agree with me, personally if i was null I'd delete this cow from the forums. He's been ruined by having to many weens fucking with him. There's nothing funny about kids throwing mtn dew on a homeless person in Denver weather. That's just sadistic
It's just not a good idea to dismiss out of hand the documented instances of him being a deviant towards kids, Daniel's retardation doesnt make him videotape kids surreptitiously, download child pornography, nor does it make him sexually fantasize about a 6 year old across several social media accounts that nobody had any clue about. He does these things, believing him at his word about the trolls being in on it is foolish.

Daniel can be guilty of being a sped pred while also being victimized by internet bullying, they really aren't mutually exclusive.
 
There isn't enough traction here to follow the entire community around Daniel but the kids who fuck with him should absolutely be included as lolcows with Daniel. There's a difference between pretending Daniel is the president of the US in his community tabs and pretending to be Grace Vanderwaal and telling Daniel she is being beaten by the cops outside of Olive Garden so he needs to pull the fire alarm to get help
I feel like his aloggers are more the cow then he is, we should just turn this thread into his community watch.
It's just not a good idea to dismiss out of hand the documented instances of him being a deviant towards kids, Daniel's retardation doesnt make him videotape kids surreptitiously, download child pornography, nor does it make him sexually fantasize about a 6 year old across several social media accounts that nobody had any clue about.

Daniel can be guilty of being a sped pred while also being victimized by internet bullying, they really aren't mutually exclusive.
So far I haven't seen anything in the 87 pages of this thread that makes me think he is a pedo, everything he posts has been so fucked with by trolls everything else has been ruined, how do you know this one video is his idea vs the 100 videos that he did something because he was gullible and fucked with by trolls.
It feels to me like he's a pedo defense is so people can fuck with him and feel morally better than him, personally I could care less if he is or isn't a pedo, I'm here to laugh at retards its no longer funny when the retard is being controlled. Go back to reddit if your not here for the lulz
 
There are obviously people who don't agree with me, personally if i was null I'd delete this cow from the forums. He's been ruined by having to many weens fucking with him. There's nothing funny about kids throwing mtn dew on a homeless person in Denver weather. That's just sadistic
Deleting this from KF doesn't resolve or stop the problem. Hell, the weens on reddit follow this guy more closely than KF ever seems to have done, nevermind that they're the idiots fucking with him constantly in person. If anything at this point it should get moved to community watch because they're the bigger cows and have been for a while.
 
Deleting this from KF doesn't resolve or stop the problem. Hell, the weens on reddit follow this guy more closely than KF ever seems to have done, nevermind that they're the idiots fucking with him constantly in person. If anything at this point it should get moved to community watch because they're the bigger cows and have been for a while.
I don't think KF is here to solve problems, we are purely here to laugh at people. That's why we have rules about trolling plans and shit. I think moving it to community watch and focusing on his aloggers would be alot funnier then focusing on him. I bet if we started focusing on them it would get alot funnier
 
I feel like his aloggers are more the cow then he is, we should just turn this thread into his community watch.

So far I haven't seen anything in the 87 pages of this thread that makes me think he is a pedo, everything he posts has been so fucked with by trolls everything else has been ruined, how do you know this one video is his idea vs the 100 videos that he did something because he was gullible and fucked with by trolls.
It feels to me like he's a pedo defense is so people can fuck with him and feel morally better than him, personally I could care less if he is or isn't a pedo, I'm here to laugh at retards its no longer funny when the retard is being controlled. Go back to reddit if your not here for the lulz
I think if anyone is taking this too seriously it is yourself, the concern trolling is too much. If a thread displeases you so much, it helps to stop reading it. Kvetching about Daniel not being a pedo is also weird, given the documentation on the wiki. Learn to laugh or move on, as you said this isn't reddit.
 
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