Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

In a tiktok posted today, Danny reveals his reason for never showering.
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“It makes no sense!”

Agreed.

Good point Daniel. I don't know why anyone bothers showering. I mean, you are just going to end up getting dirty again

 

[McSneaks]

To be honest, Cyrax is much more of a danger to children than Dan. Cyrax has sent dick pics to someone he thought was 14, and sexually assaulted a blind schoolmate. Remember you don't have to be in the same room as a child to harm them, especially over the internet where you can groom them, coerce them into making their own CP, that sort of thing

Are you actually a real person?

1. Cyrax meets a kid in real life. They see him and get smitten and quickly fuck him.
2. Cyrax, a devious lustful mastermind, successfully convinces some innocent kid to sent him naked pictures on the internet. And also doesn't immediately get arrested for receiving child pornography.


Which one of these only two possible scenarios do you think Big IQ Cyrax is going to successfully pull out? "Sexually assaulted a BLIND person in school" see an important part of that?

 

[Ealen]

Daniel's life right now has become an even more fucked up Truman show esque version of Classic Chris' back in the day.

I like to think his legacy will live on as a cautionary tale of social media addiction, not just for what it did to him, but for the people who keep tabs on him. There's a real argument to be made that the lack of empathy displayed by his trolls is a direct result of the kind of interaction fostered by extensive social media use.

 

[cyclical_yamashita]

there is an incredibly simple way to demonstrate that daniel is a pedophile with no evidence tainted by trolls or a-logs. Daniel has repeatedly told a story from his earliest days on the internet of watching a certain Grace on America's Got Talent with his grandma, he tells this as the origin story of his love for her when his grandma expressed she hoped they would end up together, and his obsession with her continues to this day. This story is told consistently and first started to be told before the troll and alog influx.


Attached are photos of Grace in 2016, the year she competed and won AGT, the year of Daniels story. She was 12 at the time; Daniel was 17. Still to this day, when he posts photos of Grace, the majority are not of her as the woman she is now. They are of the 12 year old girl he watched on AGT in 2016.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Well…

I did get a good laugh out of him pulling the fire alarm in the restaurant.

The purpose of a lolcow is to laugh at him/her.

Either you think it’s funny or you don’t.

(And yeah, a lot of the shit happening to Danny is just cruel and not funny.)

But is pretty fucking weird if we need to start weighing whether a lolcow is objectively bad/amoral enough to allow ourselves to laugh at him.

If you don’t like what’s happening to him, idk… Send him some money and dox some weens? And/or ignore the thread.

Oh I‘ll pretty much just ignore the thread from here on out. I’ll check in when he gets the feature he is dead.

Don’t mistake me though. I am not that invested in this homeless schizoid. I am just here to observe.

 

[Fapcop]

there is an incredibly simple way to demonstrate that daniel is a pedophile with no evidence tainted by trolls or a-logs. Daniel has repeatedly told a story from his earliest days on the internet of watching a certain Grace on America's Got Talent with his grandma, he tells this as the origin story of his love for her when his grandma expressed she hoped they would end up together, and his obsession with her continues to this day. This story is told consistently and first started to be told before the troll and alog influx.


Attached are photos of Grace in 2016, the year she competed and won AGT, the year of Daniels story. She was 12 at the time; Daniel was 17. Still to this day, when he posts photos of Grace, the majority are not of her as the woman she is now. They are of the 12 year old girl he watched on AGT in 2016.

Dude, this is retarded.

The guy thinks he is a celebrity and the FBI is working with him.

He’s a schizoid retard, calling him a pedo makes as much sense as being shocked that he doesn’t shower.

Mentally he’s 14 years old, truly mind boggling that he may find another 14 year old attractive. Like wow! HOW CAN THAT BE?!

Daniel's life right now has become an even more fucked up Truman show esque version of Classic Chris' back in the day. One where the entire script is written by the trolls. Except this time, it's all a bunch of unfunny alogs and gayops fags who actually want to harm someone who clearly belongs in a mental institution.

People have really forgotten what made old school CWC funny in their quest to find the "next Chris Chan".

The main difference is that most of the Alogs going after Daniel aren’t nearly as funny, and are more Idea Guys than Pickle Men but you have a point.

 

[D_Tractor]

Daniel is back on Cameo

https://www.cameo.com/daniellarsonconvict?qid=1704683317

https://archive.is/uKE7u

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

Daniel is back on Cameo

https://www.cameo.com/daniellarsonconvict?qid=1704683317

https://archive.is/uKE7u

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From his new tiktok account's comments, there is strong faggotry afoot by the name of Lucas. An account with a shutterstock image avatar and no other posts except for the one trying to be noticed by a retard. This was Lucas' second attempt to let Danny know about the cameo he set up for him, making a new account under the false assumption that Danny had blocked him. Danny immediately fixed this lapse in oversight and blocked the new account (comments and video has been deleted in a poor attempt at DFE). Fuck off Lucas.

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From: https://www.tiktok.com/@lucas838282/video/7321565970491886881

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

lol, pay me or your banned.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

lol, pay me or your banned.

oh no, now these reddit faggots are going to need to make a new alt account of grace vanderwaal to troll him

 

[Anon88]

I think he already got banned lol. The Cameo link is getting a error for me.

 

[living_life]

Daniel's life right now has become an even more fucked up Truman show esque version of Classic Chris' back in the day. One where the entire script is written by the trolls. Except this time, it's all a bunch of unfunny alogs and gayops fags who actually want to harm someone who clearly belongs in a mental institution.

People have really forgotten what made old school CWC funny in their quest to find the "next Chris Chan".

to be fair, most of the reddit/niggertok zoomers aren't familiar with Chris Chan, so they formed their own entire paradigm in dealing with lolcows. Their objective wasn't to make a Chris Chan out of Daniel Larson in the first place

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

The zoomer retards are, if anything, making it more likely Daniel will abuse a kid, by making him a figure of pity. Awkward stupid kids at the bottom of the social hierarchy will see him being boolied and relate to that and feel sorry for him, and that gives him an "in" with them. It's rarely the well-adjusted sensible kids who get preyed on, it's the ones who are already a bit isolated and lonely that the pervs go for because they're easier to groom. Daniel's not some master manipulator but I could see some dorky kid saying "aw that's a shame, poor Daniel" and then he does his pathetic pity party shit and grooms them. He had Bob wrapped round his finger for a while and he's a grown man.
It's not like Reddit's doing what we do, documenting the fucked up things cows say and do and then people can see the records of it here for themselves, or what vigilante paedo hunters or law enforcement do, they're actually stalking and assaulting the guy.
There's any number of paedos documented here (loads of trannies and streamers) but there's very few that people actually feel sorry for and sympathise with. Well done, Reddit weens, you did that.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Awkward stupid kids at the bottom of the social hierarchy will see him being boolied and relate to that and feel sorry for him, and that gives him an "in" with them. It's rarely the well-adjusted sensible kids who get preyed on, it's the ones who are already a bit isolated and lonely that the pervs go for because they're easier to groom. Daniel's not some master manipulator but I could see some dorky kid saying "aw that's a shame, poor Daniel" and then he does his pathetic pity party shit and grooms them.

I'm not so sure that Daniel is clever enough to manipulate someone like that. He's got the HR-lady speech pattern down perfectly, but it would take someone stupider than Dan to be fooled by him.

He had Bob wrapped round his finger for a while and he's a grown man.

I think Bob had agreed to take care of Daniel and was doing his best to honor that agreement (even when Daniel flipped the fuck out at him in the car.)

 

[Londo]

To be honest, Cyrax is much more of a danger to children than Dan.

That is objectively false. Larson is absolutely more of a threat towards children than Cyrax, for so many reasons.

1. Cyrax never leaves his home without someone with him. He is perpetually online and has never left that room of his
2. Larson is completely comfortable with the concept of sexualising teenagers; Cyrax will at least attempt to pretend to show some shame.
3. Cyrax is locked down to Akron unless he's forced out or his family moves. Everyone in his area knows about him. That, and his objective disturbing levels of deformed ugly, and no child/teenager is going near him. Larson moves around, alot, making it harder to properly track his whereabouts and activities.
4. Larson has active access to teenagers through all the tik tokers and discord ops being pulled off by teenagers. It will only be a matter of time until one of them goes full Chris style love-interest buddy troll or until one of these groups makes contact with Daniel and he acts weird with the teenagers doing it. The fact it hasn't happened already is surprising.
5. Cyrax has no financial independence and therefore for him to do anything beyond his room it would require going cup in hand to Sally, and considering their debt, I doubt even if Cyrax made contact with a child with the intentions of meeting that he'd even be able to pull it off.

Bowser is the most legitimate threat to children due to his previous activities of trying to seek employment working closely with disabled and mentally unwell children. We managed to stop it, but we got lucky there with him not being to keep his mouth shut.

 

[Constellationzero]

The zoomer retards are, if anything, making it more likely Daniel will abuse a kid, by making him a figure of pity.

Yeah, but not for the reason you say. It pisses people off, wastes police resources, and police already refuse to take complaints of predators seriously. So if Dan ever really DID access a child and someone complained, it's likely going to be ignored as white noise like every other legitimate predator complaint made by predator catchers.

 

[cyclical_yamashita]

Dude, this is retarded.

The guy thinks he is a celebrity and the FBI is working with him.

He’s a schizoid retard, calling him a pedo makes as much sense as being shocked that he doesn’t shower.

Mentally he’s 14 years old, truly mind boggling that he may find another 14 year old attractive. Like wow! HOW CAN THAT BE?!

For all his delays, daniel has repeatedly demonstrated that he understands on an intellectual level that his attraction to minors is illegal and considered amoral. He also will often show signs that he's fully aware the people he talks to online are all imposters. He was being investigated by the USSS, due to threats against the president. And in some twisted sense, he literally is a celebrity.

Why you're willing to give a complete pass to an adult pedophile who has demonstrated the intellectual capacity to know what he's doing is wrong, simply because he has suffered abuse and appears to have some delays, is frankly beyond my understanding.

So for those keeping track at home, mentally he's 12, aesthetically/health wise he's 55, and legally he's 25.

 

[TVB]

For all his delays, daniel has repeatedly demonstrated that he understands on an intellectual level that his attraction to minors is illegal and considered amoral. He also will often show signs that he's fully aware the people he talks to online are all imposters. He was being investigated by the USSS, due to threats against the president. And in some twisted sense, he literally is a celebrity.

Why you're willing to give a complete pass to an adult pedophile who has demonstrated the intellectual capacity to know what he's doing is wrong, simply because he has suffered abuse and appears to have some delays, is frankly beyond my understanding.

So for those keeping track at home, mentally he's 12, aesthetically/health wise he's 55, and legally he's 25.

And it's very common for a celebrity to be a sick fuck child groomer, so hopefully he'll live in a prison cell with the likes of Dan Schneider, Bryan Singer, Onision and EDP.

 

[cyclical_yamashita]

And it's very common for a celebrity to be a sick fuck child groomer, so hopefully he'll live in a prison cell with the likes of Dan Schneider, Bryan Singer, Onision and EDP.

that's my preferred outcome. really imo his psychology is irrelevant; whatever the cause, it manifests as him fulfilling the definition of a pedophile. and not just a pedophile, but one that has already assaulted a girl whose name is frustratingly well known, and one that is guaranteed to assault another girl if he gets access.

just this summer, he filmed a bunch of little kids, including a little girl dancing at a concert for 10 minutes, then was banned from all dave & busters for filming customers (kids) and not paying. then his pinterest leaked, filled with sexual pictures of prepubescent girls, which he kept under the name "joy reid". one is left to wonder, if he's just a retard who doesn't know any better, why he employees the pseudonym?

for his safety, far more importantly for the safety of children, he needs to be incarcerated.

 

[grand larsony]

For all his delays, daniel has repeatedly demonstrated that he understands on an intellectual level that his attraction to minors is illegal and considered amoral. He also will often show signs that he's fully aware the people he talks to online are all imposters. He was being investigated by the USSS, due to threats against the president. And in some twisted sense, he literally is a celebrity.

Why you're willing to give a complete pass to an adult pedophile who has demonstrated the intellectual capacity to know what he's doing is wrong, simply because he has suffered abuse and appears to have some delays, is frankly beyond my understanding.

So for those keeping track at home, mentally he's 12, aesthetically/health wise he's 55, and legally he's 25.

I think this misses the nuance that a child (or someone who's mentally operating at the level of a child) can understand basic cause and effect and learn that something will get them punished, but it doesn't mean they necessarily understand why it's wrong. A child doesn't learn "I have to clean my room because a clean room is healthy for my mental state" but "I have to clean my room because if I don't my mom won't let me play video games." Daniel's exact mental state, like what age he's really at mentally, that's up for debate, but if he's really in the mental state of a child I don't think that him trying to cover up his attraction to kids indicates that he really understands why what he's doing is immoral.
I also think you're kinda overstating how much he understands the imposters. I think he'd be willing to suffer a little bit of abuse for the benefit he gets out of having someone pretend to be his child celebrity gf, but he's been in a number of pretty bad altercations because of the imposters. Like the one video recently where the imposters had him convinced that he had a room reserved at that nice hotel - at least to me, he sounds completely, truly convinced that that room is his and that the front desk people are the ones fucking with him.

that's my preferred outcome. really imo his psychology is irrelevant; whatever the cause, it manifests as him fulfilling the definition of a pedophile. and not just a pedophile, but one that has already assaulted a girl whose name is frustratingly well known, and one that is guaranteed to assault another girl if he gets access.

just this summer, he filmed a bunch of little kids, including a little girl dancing at a concert for 10 minutes, then was banned from all dave & busters for filming customers (kids) and not paying. then his pinterest leaked, filled with sexual pictures of prepubescent girls, which he kept under the name "joy reid". one is left to wonder, if he's just a retard who doesn't know any better, why he employees the pseudonym?

for his safety, far more importantly for the safety of children, he needs to be incarcerated.

I agree with you here though. I like to believe that we could have a country where he'd get medicated for his obvious severe mental issues, and maybe one day end up as a functioning member of society working at a gas station or something, but since we don't have that country he should at the very least be off the streets and be looked after somewhere.