Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

[maguyver16]

That nigger is openly advertising that he will pay people for stealing the dog and its papers and he speculates that the dog, which looks healthy, may not even survive a day with Daniel.

"This is worse than him saying the n-word"

"This is like Chris Chan fucking his mom"

"You (Daniel) best pray that nobody finds you; you don't want to know what I would do to you"

Zoomers were a mistake.

I mean that may be cringe, but have you not been paying attention to him? I still would be worried for an animal's quality of life, considering Daniel himself is essentially a stray animal?

 

[Dude Snakes]

Someone needs to rescue that poor dog from Daniel! She won't survive around him! Either he attacks it or fucks it. Also it won't get the food/shelter and medical care that it needs. Whoever gave Daniel this dog give your head a shake!

 

[Super Saiyan Hitler]

I mean that may be cringe, but have you not been paying attention to him? I still would be worried for an animal's quality of life, considering Daniel himself is essentially a stray animal?

Yeah, I have been paying attention to people supporting his delusions and encouraging anti-social and sometimes menacing behavior towards others. I think that it's a little late to suddenly grow a conscience when a hecking wholesome pupperino is thrown into the mix.

If the dog doesn't come from a no-kill shelter, I would also be worried about its quality of life if it was taken away from him. Ironically the thing that might save the dog's life is that people want to humiliate Daniel by adopting the dog. Sucks for the other dogs in the shelter, though.

 

[Kermit the Hog]

I'm getting some word on the ground that the dog has been rescued. My house nigger is following the story on readit.

 

[Spiddlekick]

So many god damn glass tappers came out of the woodworks with this dog arc. I suggest any other level headed farmers tune out, the DLR community is rapidly falling into a shit heap of weens and glass tappers. I can't be assed to follow anymore because it's nothing but pre-teen retards trying to become Daniel's handler.

 

[wizzii]

I'm getting some word on the ground that the dog has been rescued. My house nigger is following the story on readit.

Some random named "weenweenmusic". Supposedly renamed the dog to "Zola". German shepherds all look like clones of each other how the hell can this even be verified.
i found this yt channel but idk if this is legit or not

 

[GodJesusHimself]

About 15 years ago back when I was young and foolish, I dreamed to be involved with the trolling schemes (which sounds fucking dumb now that I say it out loud). Now that I'm much older, I feel like just watching the chaos unfold, especially with our young pal Daniel. I hope he doesn't hurt that beautiful dog...

 

[TimBien]

About 15 years ago back when I was young and foolish, I dreamed to be involved with the trolling schemes (which sounds fucking dumb now that I say it out loud). Now that I'm much older, I feel like just watching the chaos unfold, especially with our young pal Daniel. I hope he doesn't hurt that beautiful dog...

involving yourself is about the worst thing you can do, why drag yourself into the shitshow

watching from the sidelines is far more fun anyway

 

[GodJesusHimself]

After about 15 years I can safely say I agree with you. However, I do think there are ways to stay involved, for example without making your presence known but that is not in my interest with Daniel. Personally speaking, I'm just happy to sit back and watch "the fireworks" so to speak. Most interesting cow since Chris Chan (my opinions on Raxxo himself have been sorta that people prop him up as though he is interesting, when he's not, none of that community ever was interesting, it's just a business game).

involving yourself is about the worst thing you can do, why drag yourself into the shitshow

watching from the sidelines is far more fun anyway

 

[Kermit the Hog]

involving yourself is about the worst thing you can do, why drag yourself into the shitshow

watching from the sidelines is far more fun anyway

After reading about all the cows on here for weeks I can say one thing with out a doubt. I have no desire to interact with any of them. I'm perfectly continent to sit on the sidelines.

That being said I might have made an exception to help rescue the dog, or any animal if I can from one of these ... people.

 

[Spunt]

Null's position is that if you do feel the need to involve the authorities in anything a cow does then by all means follow your conscience but don't post about it here. I would understand if people intervened to keep that dog safe, but given the dismal quality of Dan's A-Logs I wouldn't give them any credit if they did, and chances are they've done it in the most retarded way possible.

 

[HiveDull]

What is it with cows and adopting animals that they can never take care of properly?

 

[GodJesusHimself]

What is it with cows and adopting animals that they can never take care of properly?

I think one reason could be a more autistic version of loneliness, then there also could be some idea that the animal could be useful. Btw guys, what's the entire history of Dan and the dog in the time he had her? Did Dan steal her?

 

[Spoonomancer]

Daniel has seemed

Some random named "weenweenmusic". Supposedly renamed the dog to "Zola". German shepherds all look like clones of each other how the hell can this even be verified.
i found this yt channel but idk if this is legit or not
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From what I am to understand from Larson Historians, this would be Daniel's current main posting platform.

 

[Gardener King]

I can't be assed to follow anymore because it's nothing but pre-teen retards trying to become Daniel's handler.

A lot of modern cows that get billed as "the Next Chris Chan" end up with communities of instant-gratification craving pre-teens. Just doesn't seem like people can sit from the sidelines anymore. That's not to mention all of his weens and A-Logs. Total shit community.

 

[TVB]

A lot of modern cows that get billed as "the Next Chris Chan" end up with communities of instant-gratification craving pre-teens. Just doesn't seem like people can sit from the sidelines anymore. That's not to mention all of his weens and A-Logs. Total shit community.

It feels like everyone wants to be labeled as the next Chris Chan or the next DSP or the next Boogie, etc. People like JustinRPG, Drachenlord, KingCobraJFS or Cyraxx were labeled as the next Chris Chan. Sure they're proven to be lolcows, but it's tough to be the next Chris Chan.

 

[legtard respecter]

It feels like everyone wants to be labeled as the next Chris Chan or the next DSP or the next Boogie, etc. People like JustinRPG, Drachenlord, KingCobraJFS or Cyraxx were labeled as the next Chris Chan. Sure they're proven to be lolcows, but it's tough to be the next Chris Chan.

it's hard going when the alogs and weens descend almost immediately now

 

[Spiddlekick]

Some random named "weenweenmusic". Supposedly renamed the dog to "Zola". German shepherds all look like clones of each other how the hell can this even be verified.
i found this yt channel but idk if this is legit or not
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Afaik, the dogs original name was Zola. Dan renamed the dog to Music on account of his obsession with being a famous musician. Youtube channel is also confirmed his, he streamed on it last night while getting carted to the emergency room.

I think one reason could be a more autistic version of loneliness, then there also could be some idea that the animal could be useful. Btw guys, what's the entire history of Dan and the dog in the time he had her? Did Dan steal her?

She wasn't stolen, she was adopted legitimately through the Longmont Humane Society.




Alright fags, I'll give you the god damn rundown since it keeps getting posted piecemeal.

Daniel got the dog with the help of some random weens. They didn't go in with him, but they did facilitate taking him to and from there as well as (possibly, not confirmed at all) financially.
There are some videos floating around of him hanging out with them, I believe they intended to film a music video that day? I can't be assed to find them, they're not interesting anyways.

Dan sometime yesterday is approached by a random "fan" who inquires about the dog. They acted interested and kind enough to disarm Dan into letting her take the dog for a short walk. She proceeded to take the dog, load it in to her car, and then drive off (As weenish as this whole arc has been, I gotta admit the image on Dan's face must've been kinda funny.)

The real kicker was the aftermath. Dan had an absolute MELTDOWN at Walmart. Below (my post) is a video from the same YouTuber who posted the video in the below quote. He was acting as Dan's "manager" at the time, I believe, and was really 15-minutes of fame-ing this whole thing. As an aside, this dude sounds like such a faggot. Oh my god I hate this community. (I ripped his vid off youtube cause fuck that guy, no views for him)

About the Daniel Larson dog situation, Goated Mines has made a video on it

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TLDR: currently in Colorado Daniel has adopted a dog from the longmont humane society which apparently does not do background checks, funded by the idiots which paying him for Cameos. People from the reddit, Goated Mines included have been calling local authorities trying to get Daniel separated from the dog due to the abuse he's been putting through in the less than two days he's had it.

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So Dan flips out at Walmart. This largely consists of him flipping out, beating the shit out of himself, getting into a fight with another patron (supposedly), getting tackled by Walmart security so he stops harming himself and the store, and finally a short run in with the police from which he's ultimately released. Photos of aftermath below.

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So, released from custody - Dan goes to his tried and true flipping out strategy of getting himself a 72hr psychiatric hold. Per himself, he called the police and told them he had a bomb as well as posted numerous videos ranting about wanting to bomb/hurt people.

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Dan then proceeded to livestream himself being picked up by an ambulance and taken to a hospital. He's currently at that hospital, and will be for presumably a little bit (last time he was held about a week?)

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As a nice little bow, sometime yesterday the dog was confirmed to have been returned to LHS with them confirming on facebook.

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As an aside, does anyone have any advice on uploading these videos for posterity? I have them downloaded in high quality but uploading them here takes forever over TOR.

 

[Black Spruce]

This guy is aging a decade per day. He's like 24 or something and he looks older than Ralph, who himself is aging rapidly.

 

[bliblblblbbllb]

If anyone still wants to ween out your path has clearly been marked: go donate to the Longmont Humane Society. But still don't tell us about it.

Edit: you're right, maybe not the best place. Here is another local-ish place, Rocky Mountain Puppy Rescue, that gets puppies out of high-kill shelters.

https://www.rmpuppyrescue.org/