Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

[Burd Turglar]

LOL I downloaded CP to troll a literal retard.
-This is what winning looks like?

 

[Black Spruce]

The guy who sent him the child porn almost certainly is gonna get a harsher sentence than Daniel. Distribution is always seen as worse than possession. Hope it was worth it.

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

Why do these people always have tactical cp on hand? Really gets the noggin joggin.

"Haha bro I only have cp ironically. It's a joke bro, I only have it as a joke. I don't actually like cp haha."

 

[Spunt]

They're just as bad as Daniel if they're possessing/sharing around CP.

They're worse than Daniel, because they have full sentience, unlike Daniel. Most of them are college students, Dan basically failed the entrance exam for kindergarten. Also, saving CP someone sent you is dumb, searching the internet for CP to send to a retard is absolutely fucking satanic.

Whoever did should be aware that they committed several felonies in the process and could be easily tracked down for it, The feds take distributing this shit very seriously, Not to mention a lot of people on the internet will be after whoever it is now. Daniel however, By saving the image or even "trying to" onto his phone also committed a crime in the process.

Frankly if they put Dan in front of a jury he won't get convicted. Put him on the stand and let him scream and punch himself in the face, then try to see the prosecution argue that he's responsible for his actions. Not that it would ever get that far, there's no way Dan would be found fit to stand trial. Hopefully the outcome of this will be that he gets sent to the funny farm, and if someone sending him CP is what does it, then that's a lot better than him raping or killing someone. And, better still, there's a good chance some of these zoomer retards could go to the big house into the bargain.

What he should have done was show the agent the conversation history he was is in by pulling it up and say "this person sent me images of children" and they would see he was sent them but saving the image onto his phone doesn't help his case at all but only makes it worse for himself in the process.

That requires an IQ greater than that of salad, which Dan does not possess.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

At this point, I want to pin yellow stars to his a-logs and throw them in front of Hezbollah.

 

[Vott]

Frankly if they put Dan in front of a jury he won't get convicted. Put him on the stand and let him scream and punch himself in the face, then try to see the prosecution argue that he's responsible for his actions. Not that it would ever get that far, there's no way Dan would be found fit to stand trial. Hopefully the outcome of this will be that he gets sent to the funny farm, and if someone sending him CP is what does it, then that's a lot better than him raping or killing someone. And, better still, there's a good chance some of these zoomer retards could go to the big house into the bargain.

As disappointing as it would be for more content to run dry like this, I think going to the loony bin would be for the best.
I'd also imagine him saying this in court if he was convicted or committed, "You can't jail me, I am a virgin and have never had sex bitch!" right before being escorted out.

 

[Spliongus]

How the fuck can redditors be like "Kiwi Farms is full of dangerous far right terrorists!!! Shut it down!!!" then turn around and send child porn and overall ruin the life of some retard because "its for teh lolz bruh, you wouldn't understand.". That's probably their defense for even having said material saved to their system.

 

[TyrasGuard]

I find the people who follow this dude around to be more interesting than said dude. I don't know what is it about Daniel Larson in particular that nothing he does is funny to me.

It's a retard acting like a retard but without the charm that a toddler or child would have. It's like "there is the retard, acting like a retard again". I guess the cows that are most easily manipulated into believing anything are the ones that spawn the worst kinds of A-Logs (Same problem with someone like Cyraxx)

Hopefully more people go to stupid lenghts and get themselves jailed while cow tipping.

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

How the fuck can redditors be like "Kiwi Farms is full of dangerous far right terrorists!!! Shut it down!!!" then turn around and send child porn and overall ruin the life of some retard because "its for teh lolz bruh, you wouldn't understand.". That's probably their defense for even having said material saved to their system.

I guarantee 99% of these dipshits have never been on KF. Everything they know about us comes from the (definitely unbiased) Wikipedia page.

Kiwi Farms, formerly known as CWCki Forums (/ˈkwɪki/ KWIH-kee), is a web forum that facilitates the discussion and harassment of online figures and communities. Their targets are often subject to organized group trolling and stalking, as well as doxxing and real-life harassment.[3][4][5] These actions have tied Kiwi Farms to the suicides of three people targeted by members of the forum.[15]

Also Kiwi Farms:

 

[Vott]

Daniel has been going on into the void about Vanderwaal as usual in recently uploaded Tiktok shorts. Saving these here in case he loses his current account down the line.

Spoiler: Videos

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

A Grace impersonator sent him "verification" in the form of a nude picture of a child, which he says that he saved to his phone

Dan Olsen moment

 

[Lt. Jim Dangle]

I'm sure lots of people have said this already, but holy shit does Daniel look bad for his age. In just a few more years he's going to look like some old peasant who's worked on a salt farm all their life, but with fewer teeth.

 

[Blackstar]

We might be getting more content soon

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

You guys are exceptionally gullible if you believe noted pedophile Daniel Larsons excuse making.

 

[Blackstar]

You guys are exceptionally gullible if you believe noted pedophile Daniel Larsons excuse making.

He did try excusing it, but why shouldn't we believe that his phone was confiscated for possessing CP?

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

I don't see how/why Dan would lie about his phone being confiscated because he's got images of kids.
Like who the fuck would lie about committing a felony (possession of cp)?

Sure, it's Dan. He has claimed he's gonna turn the White House to rubble, and that he's a famous singer/songwriter.
But I don't see him lying about having CP.

 

[SaltyFanta]

The lengths these Reddit niggers will go to A-log Daniel is mind-numbing.

They're just as bad as Daniel if they're possessing/sharing around CP.

Redditors fearmonger about the farms like this is a lolcow murdercult, but when they feel justifiable they will do some fucking insane alogging.

Like the insane Cyraxx alogs, their goal seems to be less having fun and more "how can we get this guy killed/imprisoned"

 

[エボラちゃん]

Is he allowed to own guns? What could happen if he obtained a firearm?

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

What could happen if he obtained a firearm?

He'd sprint over to the White House and try claim his rightful place as President of The United States.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Is he allowed to own guns? What could happen if he obtained a firearm?

Even if he had the money to buy one no one would ever sell Daniel a gun. He's very visibly mentally ill, has been involuntarily committed at least once and has a long rap sheet.