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Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom
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Probably is. The dude's been threadbanned before, because he can't keep his disgusting, European fucking hands off of the cow.
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I can't tell what's worse. He's an A-log, or that he's, may Allah forgive me for uttering this word, European.
But yeah, he would make posts in the thread about how much he wishes some hood niggas would shoot Daniel. He also would make posts in threads about how he wanted some lolcows to get raped by big, black men. Always specifying the "big, black men" part.
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He's been sperging about Chris too, He also made this account on June 8th this year and he's had his Kiwi Farms account since January 10th of this year.
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What an absolute autist. Thank god he was run off of this thread. Shit, he'd probably deserve his own - what a pyscho.
My god Daniel still acts as if he's a saint despite doing mostly almost the same things Chris has done. Remember Danny, one who throws rocks at glass houses.
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What do we think boys? Is Dan -
A: Lying
B: Being lied to by Bob
C: Getting the god honest truth here
Fucked if true, Bob is a poor, decrepit, old man, with cancer. Would be terrible if he actually got laid off (Honestly kinda sad he's still working; I hope Dan is just misunderstanding retirement here.)
Lmao, hilarious vid. Dan is now the only person in the family with a job.
A: Lying
B: Being lied to by Bob
C: Getting the god honest truth here
Fucked if true, Bob is a poor, decrepit, old man, with cancer. Would be terrible if he actually got laid off (Honestly kinda sad he's still working; I hope Dan is just misunderstanding retirement here.)
Lmao, hilarious vid. Dan is now the only person in the family with a job.
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Anon88
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I'm going with A. This is probably just another attempt to try and get people to donate to his pay pal.
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Daniel holding a tiny wad of cash
Now here, He's hanging out at some arcade while filming a father and his little child who are eating at a table, Then runs to get a table cleared for him.
These were taken from the Reddit as someone saved them from a stream he did there. The stream is over 200MB so I'll need a way to compact it.
Now here, He's hanging out at some arcade while filming a father and his little child who are eating at a table, Then runs to get a table cleared for him.
These were taken from the Reddit as someone saved them from a stream he did there. The stream is over 200MB so I'll need a way to compact it.
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Winter is getting pretty cold in Colorado.
According to this Wikipedia chart of Denver, Colorado, the average low (average daily low temperature) is -7.5 degrees (18.4 F), and the mean minimum (average monthly lowest temperature) is -19.7 degrees (-3.4 F) in the month of December. Google Weather is predicting 1 degree (33 F) low on Friday night, which Daniel might be able to barely survive outside.
He's allegedly on probation, so he might not leave the state. I think he's gonna go to jail, go to the emergency room or psychiatric hold just so he can survive, but I think there's a 50/50 chance he will just freeze to death. All it takes is one cold, snowy night out on the street for him to freeze.
I really wish that the USA would institutionalize him forever, because I think this cow might end up as a very, very sad beef carpaccio.
I was going through the thread and I realized he kept hitting himself really fucking hard in the head a couple of months ago.
His bizarre behavior: exceptional gullibility, gambling addiction, odd social media usage, homelessness, even muscular atrophy and rapid aging might be exasperated by, or solely caused by his massive, self-inflicted concussions. The brain is an organ which controls all other bodily functions, and if he's frequently hitting himself in the head (and I would not be surprised if he is), then every time he is hitting himself, he is doing the equivalent to his brain of huge doses of drugs, massive binge drinking, or fifteen minutes on Twitter.
There have been many cases when people can fucking kill themselves just by running their head into the wall, and he's doing it repeatedly, causing massive, exponentially increasing damage. He might be beyond saving, his microcephalic brain could already be dying. I'm not feeling so bad now about predicting his death, not because he might die, but because he is probably a dead man walking.
According to this Wikipedia chart of Denver, Colorado, the average low (average daily low temperature) is -7.5 degrees (18.4 F), and the mean minimum (average monthly lowest temperature) is -19.7 degrees (-3.4 F) in the month of December. Google Weather is predicting 1 degree (33 F) low on Friday night, which Daniel might be able to barely survive outside.
He's allegedly on probation, so he might not leave the state. I think he's gonna go to jail, go to the emergency room or psychiatric hold just so he can survive, but I think there's a 50/50 chance he will just freeze to death. All it takes is one cold, snowy night out on the street for him to freeze.
I really wish that the USA would institutionalize him forever, because I think this cow might end up as a very, very sad beef carpaccio.
I was going through the thread and I realized he kept hitting himself really fucking hard in the head a couple of months ago.
Yeah, Daniel caused a traumatic brain injury to himself. This is a well known, well studied self-harm, and Daniel's self harm is absolutely causing brain injury. You can hear how hard he is hitting himself in the head. I would even bet that a lot of the super bizarre behavior we are seeing is due to him hitting himself in the head, and a culmination of psychological problems manifesting from his brain cells literally dying as he hit it. Now I'm pretty sure he's gonna fucking die, if not this winter, then in the next few years. Hitting yourself in the head like that is the equivalent, if not worse, than substance abuse.
His bizarre behavior: exceptional gullibility, gambling addiction, odd social media usage, homelessness, even muscular atrophy and rapid aging might be exasperated by, or solely caused by his massive, self-inflicted concussions. The brain is an organ which controls all other bodily functions, and if he's frequently hitting himself in the head (and I would not be surprised if he is), then every time he is hitting himself, he is doing the equivalent to his brain of huge doses of drugs, massive binge drinking, or fifteen minutes on Twitter.
There have been many cases when people can fucking kill themselves just by running their head into the wall, and he's doing it repeatedly, causing massive, exponentially increasing damage. He might be beyond saving, his microcephalic brain could already be dying. I'm not feeling so bad now about predicting his death, not because he might die, but because he is probably a dead man walking.
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gungles
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Yeah he absolutely fucked his head up during that meltdown. I've been following his social media posts on and off all year and he's changed since august. Posting less frequently and doing absolutely fuck all in his videos except announce his upcoming court dates and begging for money. He's a lot more lethargic in general, and that's saying something.
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I would also say that Spiddle did a good job on his interview with Danderson. The only people who are mad about the interview are Sorades/Discord/Reddit tier retards.
https://www.reddit.com/r/cardarine/comments/148lbib/ordered_cardarine_from_receptorchem_anyone_used/ / https://ghostarchive.org/archive/XQ3ky archive
Some choice comments not obsessing over wanting to see harm happen to Chris and Daniel Larson seem to be a bit suspect considering how much Sorades kept talking about wanting lolcows to be raped by black people in prison.
Sorades seemingly having a a Kurdish background in how he positively talks of the Kurds and talking about collapsing birth rates of American Indians. The original post he made to IndianCountry was removed because people generally agreed that whatever he posted was some weird obsessive stuff about Native Americans having bad birth rates. Reminder: Sorades fantasizes about seeing Cyrax and Daniel Larson being raped in prison, and Sorades for whatever reason specifies that he wants black men to rape Cyrax and Danderson in prison any topic the idea of seeing lolcows getting raped or generally harmed comes up.
His first posts on Reddit are about some weight loss supplement or drug called Cardarine that is outright banned in the US and if a Euro-centric seller is trustworthy. Imagine being fatter than Chris Chan lmao @Sorades
https://www.reddit.com/r/cardarine/comments/148lbib/ordered_cardarine_from_receptorchem_anyone_used/ / https://ghostarchive.org/archive/XQ3ky archive
Some choice comments not obsessing over wanting to see harm happen to Chris and Daniel Larson seem to be a bit suspect considering how much Sorades kept talking about wanting lolcows to be raped by black people in prison.
Sorades seemingly having a a Kurdish background in how he positively talks of the Kurds and talking about collapsing birth rates of American Indians. The original post he made to IndianCountry was removed because people generally agreed that whatever he posted was some weird obsessive stuff about Native Americans having bad birth rates. Reminder: Sorades fantasizes about seeing Cyrax and Daniel Larson being raped in prison, and Sorades for whatever reason specifies that he wants black men to rape Cyrax and Danderson in prison any topic the idea of seeing lolcows getting raped or generally harmed comes up.
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Yeah Sorades is a total nutjob, I've never come across a poster anywhere on the Farms with so much bloodlust. He got run out of the Cyrax thread for A-logging as well and I think he was banned from the entire CWC subforum because he couldn't stop A-logging there either, he even said that Barb deserved to die for giving birth to Chris. He really, really likes big, black men and their big, black penises.
He also admitted to being one of the psychos who literally besieged Drachenlord's house, so you know the level of retard we're dealing with here. If he's a fat Kurdish Turkroach abusing Germany's hospitality that just makes it even funnier.
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Dan is definitely lucky it’s been relatively warm so far. (It hit 78° last weekend) but his time is running out because December-February is gonna be brutal. ESP with a super El Niño, we may get a couple solid snow storms. Rest of the week is gonna be mid 60’s after some snow today.
The good thing is the city opens up warming centers for nights when it drops temps. So he does have that….unless he acts up and gets removed.
ETA: for those of you not familiar with the Denver area and winter, it’s not THAT bad, we have ample sun during winter and the snow USUALLY melts by mid afternoon. We get a few weeks of bitter cold here and there but it’s not terrible.
The good thing is the city opens up warming centers for nights when it drops temps. So he does have that….unless he acts up and gets removed.
ETA: for those of you not familiar with the Denver area and winter, it’s not THAT bad, we have ample sun during winter and the snow USUALLY melts by mid afternoon. We get a few weeks of bitter cold here and there but it’s not terrible.
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Dan flexing $15 (I think it's 15, can't tell 100% what the 2nd bill is but I'm reasonably certain it's a $10) is so god damn funny. This man is so terminally poor
Thank you!
God I hate Sorades, how can one man exist with such little self awareness.
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Me when I got money on my birthday as a kid.
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Grandma card cash forever!
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Dan is even less gangsta than this vintage meme nigga.
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I don't think that's a fair comparison. I'm sure your 10 year old self was far more fiscally sophisticated than 3 fleshlight Larson.
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That's good to know that Danderson probably won't turn into a human popsicle. I don't think he will act up, even if he did, he would probably be thrown in jail rather than being put outside to freeze to death. Regardless of what terrible thing he did, "homeless man freezes to death after being kicked out of shelter" is more of an anti-American propaganda headline, than something that would actually happen. Even if he was extraordinarily obnoxious, I don't foresee anybody forcing him outside on a snowing -10 degree night so he can freeze to death.