Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

The body camera footage of Daniel's most recently arrest has been released. The cops are super professional and Daniel is calm.
Daniel is a creep and chomo, but like a of these weirdos I can't help but think they'd be happy drugged up playing board games in a facility somewhere.
The Internet and life has really left these people out in the real world, crazy af interacting with us.
 
Some more poop touching from one of the "managers"


What are the odds that they send money to Daniel while he's in jail?
 
Some more poop touching from one of the "managers"


What are the odds that they send money to Daniel while he's in jail?
I’m sure he would LOVE that, the food there is garbage.

Is he in a med bed or in gen pop? If anyone knows?

It’s fucked that he keeps making/taking calls from these idiots. I wish he was 100% cut off from the internet bs.
 
Some more poop touching from one of the "managers"


What are the odds that they send money to Daniel while he's in jail?
I assumed they already did that since he's making calls to them, you can't call into a jail and all calls out are either collect or the inmate purchased phone time both ways are pricey asf, from memory collect was 25-30 bucks for a 10-minute call in my state and I think minutes were about half of that. Having money in jail makes your time a little better particularly during the first few months while you are still getting adjusted.
Is he in a med bed or in gen pop? If anyone knows?
Ever since covid most states put you in classification for the first 26 days, then moves you to regular unit, classification is a 23 hour lockdown so you basically have time to make a phone call, take a shower and maybe clean your cell a little bit. They bring your meals to your cell, and they put 4 - 8 people in each cell. Since Daniel doesn't have any sex crimes, gang relations, etc he wouldn't need to be put in a special needs cell block so I would expect him to be put in gen pop when he's done in classification

EDIT: After watching the video they used a "visitation" to talk to him so it probably only cost the alogger $3-5 for the entire visit. I guess it's someone he talks to outside since you need to fill out a visitor card with people you allow to visit you.
 
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I was thinking, do any of you expect any legal consequences to come about the people trolling Danny? For example, can a case be brought up against the people who spammed the court room meetings? Or perhaps on just the conspiracy to cause bodily harm? If Danny was smarter, could he do anything about it?
If he was caught, I'm pretty sure the ween who poured Mountain Dew on Danny would get assault charges.
 
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Daniel is what you get when you mix years of mental illness with a spoiled lifestyle.
Spoilt for the standards of a bum, but not by the standards of a kid. He was abandoned by his neglectful parents, and with his grandmother dead, he was basically on his own before he was an adult. I really don't know how he could have avoided his fate. Sure he got famous, but I think his trolls have a responsibility for endlessly doxing him and helping him get kicked out of housing. He is in a catch 22, where he can only make money by streaming, but streaming allows redditors to harass him and the people he lives with.

People love to blame him for his outbursts of rage, but see no problem when trolls impersonate his family members, crushes, law enforcement or his social services. They will follow him with drones then blame him for getting angry. And remember that he clearly has the mind of a child.
 
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I was referring to how his life was after his parents gave him up, the Tennyson Center and his grandma didn't discipline him and from that news report, they treated him as if he was a 5-year-old. I understand that Daniel has mental issues but if the center and his grandma took care of him instead of cuddling him, he would most likely not be in this current situation.
 
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I'm sure it's already been said before but he's never getting out of government custody
I predict this thread will be moved to inactive by the end of the year
Wishful thinking, Daniel like many insane hobos before him is probably just going to spend some days in jail and then return to his homeless lifestyle
 
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Ouch 5k secured bond, in my state secured bonds means he can't pay 20% bondmen, by secured they want a house deed or 5k cash, I can't remember all the different things they take for secured. What was the original charges for I remember he got arrested for probation violation but what was he originally on probation for this time?
They picked him up for failure to report(to probation) but I know that he was recently charged with burglary. The Larson squad on the police force are DONE fucking around and seem to have decided that he needs to sit down for a minute. I predict that he'll be gone a solid year if his public pretender doesn't get the burglary dismissed or lowered(to ag tresspassing or destruction of property or something). Either way he's facing an absconding charge and an honest to God felony(first one) and could end up in big boy jail as he's demonstrated his unwillingness to comply with the conditions of his probation. I sure wouldn't want be in his shoes right now. Burglary is considered a crime of moral terpitude and carries a punishment range of 2-20 years. Danny done fucked up this time. As for why he stuck around Colorado after going on the run? Boglim's razor(he's retarded).
 
Ouch 5k secured bond, in my state secured bonds means he can't pay 20% bondmen, by secured they want a house deed or 5k cash, I can't remember all the different things they take for secured. What was the original charges for I remember he got arrested for probation violation but what was he originally on probation for this time?
Towards the end of that clip somebody asks for a cash option and the judge grants it, so $500 and he walks free (Unless his other cases prevent him from being bailed).

Fwiw I'm also on team "this is going to go radio silent soon". The criminal justice system is full of Daniels, that is, low IQ schizo freaks who cannot and do not integrate well into society. We only know of the existence of this tard because he himself decided to document so much of it. If it isnt this case, it'll be the next, but I foresee him being in custardy (Jail, prison or tard home) for a long time. 3 square meals and a warm bed is just about the best thing for him.
 
Towards the end of that clip somebody asks for a cash option and the judge grants it, so $500 and he walks free (Unless his other cases prevent him from being bailed).

Fwiw I'm also on team "this is going to go radio silent soon". The criminal justice system is full of Daniels, that is, low IQ schizo freaks who cannot and do not integrate well into society. We only know of the existence of this tard because he himself decided to document so much of it. If it isnt this case, it'll be the next, but I foresee him being in custardy (Jail, prison or tard home) for a long time. 3 square meals and a warm bed is just about the best thing for him.
I must have missed the cash bond request, but unfortunately, the jails are full of people like Daniel and unless he killed, raped or in some way caused grievous bodily harm I doubt he will be in there very long, my idea of very long and yours might be different, if it's a Burg 1st he will probably end up being sentenced to 2 years, probably do 14-16 months if he keeps his nose clean and doesn't start problems in prison they will release him. I think he's better off in jail than on the streets but again jails are overcrowded and nonviolent offenders are pushed thru the system a lot faster than violent offenders. One benefit of this is a lot of his aloggers will move on, there's really not gonna be a lot of content for them to have fun with.
 
I must have missed the cash bond request, but unfortunately, the jails are full of people like Daniel and unless he killed, raped or in some way caused grievous bodily harm I doubt he will be in there very long, my idea of very long and yours might be different, if it's a Burg 1st he will probably end up being sentenced to 2 years, probably do 14-16 months if he keeps his nose clean and doesn't start problems in prison they will release him. I think he's better off in jail than on the streets but again jails are overcrowded and nonviolent offenders are pushed thru the system a lot faster than violent offenders. One benefit of this is a lot of his aloggers will move on, there's really not gonna be a lot of content for them to have fun with.
Yeah Daniel is just another insane hobo, the difference is that we are able to see his daily life and worst moments, a lot of homeless people probably act and have similar experiences to Dan but we don't see them, and of cource Dan has those weens contantly going after him, surely he will snaps someday if they keep going with the gang stalking
 
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