Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

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His lawyers have requested a psychiatric evaluation to determine whether he is competent to stand trial and the judge agreed. "Based on the information contained in the pretrial services report, his interactions with others in this case, and his interactions with employees of the detention center"
Does anyone know who performs psych evaluations in federal cases? Do the Feds have their own people, or will they ask the state to do it? If it's the state of Colorado, then Daniel is in for a long wait. There are ongoing delays primarily related to staffing.

 
If it was the same time of sentence, perhaps, but most of the time once you go in the loony bin, you never come out.
that's a good point I didn't really think about. I think most people who try and fake those are in for murder and probably looking at life sentences anyway. You never hear someone in for 10 years trying to fake a mental case so that's probably why.
Does anyone know who performs psych evaluations in federal cases? Do the Feds have their own people, or will they ask the state to do it? If it's the state of Colorado, then Daniel is in for a long wait. There are ongoing delays primarily related to staffing.
Interesting, I guess it would depend on if there's a separate courthouse for federal cases they would probably have separate people for court-related tasks like evaluations. If it's just the standard Colorado courts, they probably use the same people. But that's my best guess. A quick google on this leads to below document and it states That it would be done by a local shrink.
 
Does anyone know who performs psych evaluations in federal cases? Do the Feds have their own people, or will they ask the state to do it? If it's the state of Colorado, then Daniel is in for a long wait. There are ongoing delays primarily related to staffing.


It will be a private 3rd party paid for by the federal government, conflict of interest if the feds or state did it with the results probably sealed but shared among his defense and the government.

It's possible he could be found insane/mentally ill but ordered to stand trial if they are able to stabilize him which happens quite often.

The good thing for him, is if the evaluation determines him mentally ill, he'll qualify for SSI or SSDI and Medicaid when he's released if he applies if he doesn't get it already.
 
Wouldn't be so sure. Yeah nigger anal rape is bad, but being a zombie on god knows how much medication and live the rest of your life drooling in a padded cell doesn't sound better to me
Secure institutions for the criminally insane aren't like your civilian psych wards where daddy sends little Tamzin after she takes too many shrooms at Burning Man (and those places can be pretty stark depending how well funded they are). They have more brutal regimes than most prisons, in terms of how restricted your daily routine is. No fingerpainting therapy for schizo murderers. And in terms of violence and rape, you know that regular criminals are violent and rapey? Now give them psychopathy, ASPD and schizophrenia. You're way more likely to get fucked up by another inmate in one of those prisons than you are in a regular one and you'll get more brutally fucked up as well, people in psychotic states have proper tard rage (a.k.a. "hysterical strength" because their brains send their muscles into emergency mode and they have so much adrenaline that they don't feel pain, that's why it can take six or seven big dudes to restrain a mental patient. And as a rule, in a regular prison, there will be a reason you get targeted, and you'll be able to at least try to avoid it. A crazy person will attack you for no reason at all.

Unless we're talking a supermax or something like that, I'd much rather be in genpop in a regular prison than in a hospital for the criminally insane. People pleading insanity in anything other than capital cases don't know what the fuck they're signing up for.
 
Unless we're talking a supermax or something like that, I'd much rather be in genpop in a regular prison than in a hospital for the criminally insane. People pleading insanity in anything other than capital cases don't know what the fuck they're signing up for.

What would be the best place for Daniel in your opinion then?

I think the biggest risk with Daniel and prison is the fact he is manipulated so easily into doing inappropriate and retarded things.

If other inmates figure this out and basically get him to be the fall guy for anything they can, then he will certainly end up in prison for the rest of his life through just gaining additional time all the time.

I would hope that the justice system have a consideration for cases like him.
Fine lock him up and punish him for the crazy shit he came up with on his own, but letting him be a scapegoat for other criminals means they basically get away with shit.
 
What would be the best place for Daniel in your opinion then?

I think the biggest risk with Daniel and prison is the fact he is manipulated so easily into doing inappropriate and retarded things.

If other inmates figure this out and basically get him to be the fall guy for anything they can, then he will certainly end up in prison for the rest of his life through just gaining additional time all the time.

I would hope that the justice system have a consideration for cases like him.
Fine lock him up and punish him for the crazy shit he came up with on his own, but letting him be a scapegoat for other criminals means they basically get away with shit.
Unfortunately the prison system is full of retards like Dan, because it's cheaper to send people to prison and most judges don't understand mental health issues anyway.

The average repeat offender in the US prison system has an IQ of 85. And that's the average, think how many of them are dumber than that. Dan's IQ is probably about 70-75. He wouldn't even be bottom of the class. Sadly the justice system in the US (and in my country, amongst many others) is just a giant holding pen for tards. I've emphasised this in this thread before, but Dan isn't that unusual as a person in terms of what's wrong with him. The only reason he stands out is his social media presence and the way it attracted a crowd of weens egging him on. That and the fact he isn't on drugs, most homeless crazy felons are taking shit to numb the pain. Otherwise pretty much every crazy street corner shouting person has a backstory like Dan's. Dan's fall into the criminal justice system was sudden and dramatic, but chances are he would have ended up there eventually. He was violent and non-compliant with his meds long before he came onto Reddit's radar. It was just a matter of time before he thumped someone or was caught with drugs or whatever.

In the West we haven't solved what to do with people like Dan. What he needs, in an ideal world, is to be in a secure group home, but in reality they only have so many places and Dan's IQ is just too high - most people in civilian institutions have IQs in the 60-65 range, non-verbal, adult-sized infants. Dan's too retarded for society but not retarded enough to be institutionalised. And it's easy to say we should spend more money on x or y but that means spending less money on something else and there are so many more causes that need that money too, and you can't spend enough money on all of them even if you go full Communist (research how Eastern Bloc countries treated their retards and prepare to get really depressed). Are retards more or less deserving than the elderly, or cancer patients, or blind people, or any of a million other groups? You can't look after all those people to an ideal standard. In fact, where we are now even with the biggest economy and wealth generation in history, we can't look after them to even an adequate standard. You could give Dan and those like him the caring, nurturing luxury group home with a sensory garden and dance therapy and Cordon Bleu meals, that's what he needs, but you can't give that to everyone equally deserving, there's literally not enough money in the world. So they end up in prison. I think Dan will do OK in prison, better than he did on the streets. He'll be fed, warm and have medical care, no internet access and no weens. He'll learn not to start shit with Bubba real fast then get his head down. It's not a good life. But it's better than the one he has had in the last few years.
 
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What he needs, in an ideal world, is to be in a secure group hom
he has been in 3-4 group homes that seemed nice to me and he caused problems, kicked and hit holes in the walls, filmed himself trying to trash each place and he got what he deserved kicked on the street. Atleast in prison if he acts like that to his cell mate he will get put in his place real quick. I feel like he’s had plenty of opportunities and he wants to be a street shitting bum so be it
 
it's already been pointed out earlier that the psyche evaluation might take a while due to a staffing shortage, but it's worth pointing out that psyche evaluations in general have been understaffed. I've heard that it might take 2 years to get an appointment for ADHD testing alone.

my guess is that the evaluation will show the same thing it did before tiktok, which will inevitably hurt his case. you know, unless they drag the piece of shit weens into this case as evidence, then they might give him a lighter sentence than they would've otherwise.

I'm so conflicted on this. on one hand, daniel was very clearly being abused and manipulated by the weens. on the other hand, I'm convinced that the person underneath the mental illnesses is a piece of shit. I've dealt with people who've had horrible mental illnesses, such as dementia/alzheimers and schizophrenia. All of the meltdowns and mental breakdowns he's had are real, BUT, he puts himself in situations where the meltdowns happen. He wants to do whatever the hell he wants without any fallout. this lolcow just really gets on my nerves

BUT, AT THE SAME TIME, he could have another mental illness that wasn't caught and could solve all of his behavioral issues with one pill specifically for it. ugh
 
it's already been pointed out earlier that the psyche evaluation might take a while due to a staffing shortage, but it's worth pointing out that psyche evaluations in general have been understaffed. I've heard that it might take 2 years to get an appointment for ADHD testing alone.

my guess is that the evaluation will show the same thing it did before tiktok, which will inevitably hurt his case. you know, unless they drag the piece of shit weens into this case as evidence, then they might give him a lighter sentence than they would've otherwise.

I'm so conflicted on this. on one hand, daniel was very clearly being abused and manipulated by the weens. on the other hand, I'm convinced that the person underneath the mental illnesses is a piece of shit. I've dealt with people who've had horrible mental illnesses, such as dementia/alzheimers and schizophrenia. All of the meltdowns and mental breakdowns he's had are real, BUT, he puts himself in situations where the meltdowns happen. He wants to do whatever the hell he wants without any fallout. this lolcow just really gets on my nerves

BUT, AT THE SAME TIME, he could have another mental illness that wasn't caught and could solve all of his behavioral issues with one pill specifically for it. ugh
I'm glad you bring up the whole not a good person underneath thing up because a lot of people nowadays give major passes to people due to some handicaps but they're just right enough to know that something's not quite right and they'll take advantage of you
Jefftowne the documentary about a downie who absolutely knows he can get away with fondling chicks and getting free beers. Very funny
 
I'm so conflicted on this. on one hand, daniel was very clearly being abused and manipulated by the weens. on the other hand, I'm convinced that the person underneath the mental illnesses is a piece of shit. I've dealt with people who've had horrible mental illnesses, such as dementia/alzheimers and schizophrenia. All of the meltdowns and mental breakdowns he's had are real, BUT, he puts himself in situations where the meltdowns happen. He wants to do whatever the hell he wants without any fallout. this lolcow just really gets on my nerves

BUT, AT THE SAME TIME, he could have another mental illness that wasn't caught and could solve all of his behavioral issues with one pill specifically for it. ugh
The best way to understand Dan is that he's a retard. Yes, yes, of course he's a retard, but he's a retard in a more scientific sense - "retarded" means "late" or "behind", and it used to have a technical meaning for people who had stunted mental ages. True and Honest retards simply stop getting older mentally at some point. Cyrax will always be mentally and emotionally about 11 or 12. Cobes is forever 14. And Dan is a 6-year-old child, at best. However old his body gets (and it already looks about 90), his mind will always be 6. That's different from being an idiot. Lucas Werner is an idiot, but he's mentally an adult. Russell Greer is a moron, but he's an adult moron. A retard is something different.

Think what a 6-year-old child is like, add functioning testes, and you have Dan. He will believe anything people tell him. He will throw violent tantrums when he doesn't get his way. He will scream impotent threats when frustrated. He can't really understand the adult world. He can't plan ahead. He won't wash himself. He is dominated by base, physical desires.

And, importantly, he has a 6-year-old's understanding of right and wrong. A 6-year-old doesn't have the brain development to really understand why something might be wrong if it doesn't have immediate consequences for them. A 6-year-old can learn not to put their hand on the stove, because that hurts, but they can't learn why, say, threatening to kill someone is wrong, they just don't have the theory of mind or the understanding of the concept of society to comprehend something like that. A 6-year-old doesn't learn morals, they learn consequences. A 6-year-old doesn't understand "don't hit your sister because it will put her in fear and pain", but the do understand "if you hit your sister I will put YOU in fear and pain".

Dan doesn't really know right and wrong in an adult way. He understands that he will get in trouble if he does certain things - he has learned, for example, that he gets in BIG trouble if he talks back to cops, so he doesn't unless he's having a tantrum and has lost control. Look at his paedo tendencies as well. Why is paedophilia wrong? Whatever answer is inside your head right now, it is FAR more complex than anything Dan can grasp. But he knows that if he is caught whacking off to children he will get in really big trouble. He doesn't understand why that is. To him, whacking off to little girls on Pinterest is just another physical pleasure he can indulge in, like eating or scratching an itch. It's even more complex when you realise that Dan is a child who has testosterone pumping through his brain. Children's brains aren't designed for testosterone, they're designed for pretending to be an aeroplane and rolling down hills. So is it a surprise that when you add horny to a child's mind, that mind is attracted to "other" children like them? This creates a big problem for society, because we need to keep kids save from horny retards like Dan - but whether Dan is morally responsible for it? For anything else he does?

Children are little shits. They lie, they manipulate people, they are totally self-interested and self-centred. They won't do anything that isn't fun unless you make them, and even then they might throw an hour-long, screaming tantrum. Those are all behaviours we tolerate in them, because they're children, their brains are still developing and they'll grow out of it. But Dan's brain stopped developing 2 decades ago. He'll always be a shitty little kid - a shitty little kid wandering around on his own unsupervised in a big city and an adult world he doesn't understand, with a device that links him to unlimited pornography and an army of Reddit cunts tricking him into committing crimes for their amusement.

When you think about whether Dan is a "bad person", consider that you're talking about a child. Is he a bad child? Yeah. Do we send bad children to prison for 60 years? No. What do with do with Dan? Good question. Dunno.
 
When you think about whether Dan is a "bad person", consider that you're talking about a child. Is he a bad child? Yeah. Do we send bad children to prison for 60 years? No. What do with do with Dan? Good question. Dunno.
thanks for setting me straight. I think the best environment would be a mental health facility, like that one that said daniel was mentally fit. I heard it was called "sunshine medical center", but I googled it and it's in florida, which can't be right.

either that place is good and respects him so much that they thought he was fine, or it should be investigated ASAP. I smell fraud
 
thanks for setting me straight. I think the best environment would be a mental health facility,
The problem is, we couldn't afford to keep the cheap and shitty ones open decades ago(due to budget shuffling and other things), where would the US open up something for people like Daniel that isn't going to end up like some asylum from a horror movie? No one is going to be willing to vote to throw money at it. A private facility won't get opened unless it can somehow turn a profit, and it isn't like Daniel has a family of people willing to pay for that.
 
Sucks that this case has gotten completely overshadowed by the Rekieta bullshit that's being spammed everywhere on this site even though this case is way more interesting and with a much harsher penalty alongside all the weens and their bullshit. I swear Sektur drama and the obsession with it is going to be the thing that kills this website if it's not LFJ doing LFJ things.
 
The problem is, we couldn't afford to keep the cheap and shitty ones open decades ago(due to budget shuffling and other things), where would the US open up something for people like Daniel that isn't going to end up like some asylum from a horror movie? No one is going to be willing to vote to throw money at it. A private facility won't get opened unless it can somehow turn a profit, and it isn't like Daniel has a family of people willing to pay for that.
the problem with mental hospitals and assisted care homes is that they're ran by the shittiest people. I'm not talking the nurses, although they absolutely can be evil fuckers who deserve to be kicked out. The director/director of nursing/vault overseer tends to be the main factor that causes these places to be shit. Whether it's laziness, meeting quotas, or pure sadism, the result is the same. patients don't get the care they need because the nurses are too busy trying to appease the director.

okay so, theoretically, just swapping the director would be enough, right? well, if you do that, the higher ups will make absolutely sure that the facility is fucked up, to save money of course. The decision makers go out of their way to make sure the facility is not up to minimum standards, and they will fire an esteemed director who everyone loves, just to save 14 cents on some paper towels. They push the good ones out and keep the ones who don't give a shit about anything except an easy paycheck. those guys play ball.

it's a fucked up situation. I wish those assholes could piss off to hell early
 
Sucks that this case has gotten completely overshadowed by the Rekieta bullshit that's being spammed everywhere on this site even though this case is way more interesting and with a much harsher penalty alongside all the weens and their bullshit. I swear Sektur drama and the obsession with it is going to be the thing that kills this website if it's not LFJ doing LFJ things.
I admit to being way too into rekieta lately.

I’m just glad he’s got 3 hots and a cot at least.
I’ll start reading the papers soon. I’m just glad the thread isn’t moving at light speed.
 
Because of my autism, I killed my family... Maybe the judge will let Daniel go and we will get the serial killer arc
The best way to understand Dan is that he's a retard. Yes, yes, of course he's a retard, but he's a retard in a more scientific sense - "retarded" means "late" or "behind", and it used to have a technical meaning for people who had stunted mental ages. T
I used to think this about Daniel but no he deserves to do 60 years. He's a bad person, I don't care if he's mentally a child he was given chance after chance. He needs to learn he can't be a violent asshole and prison is a great place to learn that
 
Sucks that this case has gotten completely overshadowed by the Rekieta bullshit that's being spammed everywhere on this site even though this case is way more interesting and with a much harsher penalty alongside all the weens and their bullshit. I swear Sektur drama and the obsession with it is going to be the thing that kills this website if it's not LFJ doing LFJ things.

It's because this thread is bad at posting to Community Happenings compared to the Sektur.

You can definitely tell there are more newer users or users that only show interest in one cow in this thread. The Sektur is full of a lot of older users, and various communities merged in to one over time so there are a lot more users.

Look at the updates done for cows like BMJ, Gunt, and Baldo - they have dedicated users that update with news.

It might be worth doing the same for this thread.
 
It's because this thread is bad at posting to Community Happenings compared to the Sektur.

You can definitely tell there are more newer users or users that only show interest in one cow in this thread. The Sektur is full of a lot of older users, and various communities merged in to one over time so there are a lot more users.

Look at the updates done for cows like BMJ, Gunt, and Baldo - they have dedicated users that update with news.

It might be worth doing the same for this thread.
It's probably that but I also think it's the fact that there's admins who are obsessed with the Sektur so they have a tendency to feature Sektur-related content. My problem with it is that Sektur drama is 99% just "X is fat, gay, and/or drunk/high", and the drama that isn't that is sometimes just a downgraded version of another lolcow's drama.

Anyways i'm getting off-topic. My best guess as to what I think is going to happen to Daniel is that like Chris-Chan, he's somehow going to slip through the cracks of the system, you'll probably see at least one ween get charged with putting him up to his threats, and he continues with his schizo stuff alongside getting harassed by the same old weens and maybe some new ones.
 
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